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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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[X] He who reveals his cards first doesn't necessarily lose. With God's blessing teleport above and behind to nail him in th back with your laser club. From there, it'll be a matter of y'all striking him from all sides constantly, not giving him a chance to focus on ya, divide and conquer applied to a single entity.
 
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NemiTheNen said:
Still putting together a plan of attack, but first:

[X] Cross yourself and kiss your crucifix
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EVA-Saiyajin said:
[X] He who reveals his cards first doesn't necessarily lose. Charge towards Ludwig, trusting in your companions to back you up in their own way. You'll let him overextend to your charge and with God's blessing teleport above and behind to nail him in th back with your laser club. From there, it'll be a matter of y'all striking him from all sides constantly, not giving him a chance to focus on ya, divide and conquer applied to a single entity.
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Hit him hard at the outset and never let him focus on any one of us. Keep him stumbling about as he's struck from all sides.
 
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[X] He who reveals his cards first doesn't necessarily lose. With God's blessing teleport above and behind to nail him in th back with your laser club. From there, it'll be a matter of y'all striking him from all sides constantly, not giving him a chance to focus on ya, divide and conquer applied to a single entity.

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Could we try to use our Laser Club like a rocket powered broom, and fly above him before throwing down a bunch of binding seals?
 
Time for Rape Horse.

[X] He who reveals his cards first doesn't necessarily lose. With God's blessing teleport above and behind to nail him in th back with your laser club. From there, it'll be a matter of y'all striking him from all sides constantly, not giving him a chance to focus on ya, divide and conquer applied to a single entity.
 
Good thing for us is that we have help and Ludwig staggers pretty easily if we keep up the offense at all times.

Bad thing is that anyone that gets his by him or especially the HMLGS once he pulls it out is liable to kill or cripple anyone here in a single blow if he ever connects, even Anderson.

Prepare our anus' guys.
 
[X] Simon says its fast, so let's make it not fast. Throw a quick barrage of explosive bayonets on the clumps of eyes on its other head.
-[X] While its reeling, whip out the Club o' Righteousness, and fire a full burst of the Laser of Irony on one of its horse ankles. Repeat on other legs when possible.
[X] Everyone keeps their distance. Focus on not getting trampled, and whittling it down with ranged attacks.
 
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[X] If you get a chance, you're going to try skull fucking it's other mouth with the club o' righteousness. Lasers, Maxwell told you, are bad for the eyes, so it should be effective.
 
LostDeviljho said:
the amygdala arm doesn't really "grip". it's more a whip than anything else.

there was a video posted earlier about it.
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We're not limited by gameplay restrictions. And out of all the shit we have, it's the one that can help Anderson the most on not getting thrown off Ludwig's back.

Think Dragon's Dogma. Or Shadow of the Colossus.

But yeah, 'grip' might not be the best term. 'Clamp'? 'Tether'?
 
defenestrator said:
We're not limited by gameplay restrictions. And out of all the shit we have, it's the one that can help Anderson the most on not getting thrown off Ludwig's back.

Think Dragon's Dogma. Or Shadow of the Colossus.

But yeah, 'grip' might not be the best term. 'Clamp'? 'Tether'?
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The Arm hasn't been trained yet.

[X] He who reveals his cards first doesn't necessarily lose. With God's blessing teleport above and behind to nail him in th back with your laser club. From there, it'll be a matter of y'all striking him from all sides constantly, not giving him a chance to focus on ya, divide and conquer applied to a single entity.
-[X] See about gettin' the big fucker focused more on you, though; you're the least squishy of your band of Merry Men. Proselytize, make rude gestures, whatever.
 
[X] He who reveals his cards first doesn't necessarily lose. With God's blessing teleport above and behind to nail him in th back with your laser club. From there, it'll be a matter of y'all striking him from all sides constantly, not giving him a chance to focus on ya, divide and conquer applied to a single entity.
-[X] See about gettin' the big fucker focused more on you, though; you're the least squishy of your band of Merry Men. Proselytize, make rude gestures, whatever.

"Oi, you blasphemous waste of space! Bring it on, so I can force feed you some exploding bayonets and make you CHOKE ON THEM! Your faith is a lie, all your God's be bastards, and I am going to beat the righteous word of God into you, since you managed to fuck a horse so hard you fused with it!"

I think that should get his attention.
 
defenestrator said:
We're not limited by gameplay restrictions. And out of all the shit we have, it's the one that can help Anderson the most on not getting thrown off Ludwig's back.

Think Dragon's Dogma. Or Shadow of the Colossus.

But yeah, 'grip' might not be the best term. 'Clamp'? 'Tether'?
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I think, if we want to climb him DD style, we'd be better served by stabbing a pair of bayonets into him and holding onto them for dear life. Or maybe just holding onto the Moonlight Greatsword?
 
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Suppose we spied with our little eyes a Moonlight Sword. Then suppose further that we snatch it away from Ludwig before he can grasp it. Then suppose we run as fast as we can away from the battlefield and kite Ludwig into every goddamn hunter in the Nightmare.

Supposing the previous statements happen, would that be a good time to put on Yakety Sax?
 
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