Daniel Estacado
ZA WARUDO
Gilbert is the guy in the house. Alfred is a rather friendly genocidal maniac(he want's to kill all of the Vilebloods). You meet him in the Cathedral Ward.
Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)
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Don't Take Me to Church
"I'll do that," you assure him.
The rushing of wings alerts you to intruders. As you turn, bayonets held between your fingers for easy throwing, the culprits reveal themselves: a pair of massive crows struggling to clear the ladder you've just climbed. As soon as they reach the zenith, they flop onto the ground in an ungainly heap and, after a brief period of recovery, drag themselves towards the pile of bodies you left behind. The reason for their sluggishness becomes apparent when one turns to face you: their stomachs are grossly bloated.
Food's been plentiful this evening, it seems.
You turn back to Gilbert as the crows lazily peel away strips of flesh from the smorgasbord you provided them. Mentally, you put on your missionary hat and put away your "enthusiastic slaughterer of the unholy" hat.
"Just so's ye know, my job isn't just to cleanse the streets of foul beasts. I also come bearin' the Word o' Christ, He who died on the cross for the sins of man and rose again three days later. He who healed the sick and-"
"I appreciate the sentiment, Father, but I think I've had my fill of churches."
Well, shit. You were on a roll and everything. You deflate slightly before he continues speaking.
"The Healing Church is to the east, past the great bridge. I've been to the Grand Cathedral; they have giants carrying axes with heads bigger than a man's whole body. They have Hunters, real Hunters, not like the rabble out there. And they're nowhere to be found. They close the bridge on nights of the Hunt and don't come out until the day after to 'generously' help clean up."
He sighs, which quickly turns into another coughing fit. It takes him almost a minute to reach a point where he can speak again.
"Help these people. Nobody deserves this. Nobody deserves to lose their mind and turn into a monster and nobody deserves to sit in their home in the night wondering if this will be the day the incense stops working. If your God can do that, I'll follow Him for what's left of my life."
You were already planning to give the Church a good talking to. Now? the lucky ones are going to be the ones you don't leave alive for questioning.
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. That includes choppin' up a buncha heathen cunts."
Gilbert starts to laugh, stops himself, then continues when he realizes his body won't interrupt him. You're certain he's smiling, though you can't make out any details of his features.
"Then best of luck, Father Anderson. If you can't get through via the bridge, try the aqueducts to the south. Find somewhere safe for the people trapped here."
[] Take the right-hand path
[] Examine the gate
[] Poke the crows with a stick
[] Write in...
The rushing of wings alerts you to intruders. As you turn, bayonets held between your fingers for easy throwing, the culprits reveal themselves: a pair of massive crows struggling to clear the ladder you've just climbed. As soon as they reach the zenith, they flop onto the ground in an ungainly heap and, after a brief period of recovery, drag themselves towards the pile of bodies you left behind. The reason for their sluggishness becomes apparent when one turns to face you: their stomachs are grossly bloated.
Food's been plentiful this evening, it seems.
You turn back to Gilbert as the crows lazily peel away strips of flesh from the smorgasbord you provided them. Mentally, you put on your missionary hat and put away your "enthusiastic slaughterer of the unholy" hat.
"Just so's ye know, my job isn't just to cleanse the streets of foul beasts. I also come bearin' the Word o' Christ, He who died on the cross for the sins of man and rose again three days later. He who healed the sick and-"
"I appreciate the sentiment, Father, but I think I've had my fill of churches."
Well, shit. You were on a roll and everything. You deflate slightly before he continues speaking.
"The Healing Church is to the east, past the great bridge. I've been to the Grand Cathedral; they have giants carrying axes with heads bigger than a man's whole body. They have Hunters, real Hunters, not like the rabble out there. And they're nowhere to be found. They close the bridge on nights of the Hunt and don't come out until the day after to 'generously' help clean up."
He sighs, which quickly turns into another coughing fit. It takes him almost a minute to reach a point where he can speak again.
"Help these people. Nobody deserves this. Nobody deserves to lose their mind and turn into a monster and nobody deserves to sit in their home in the night wondering if this will be the day the incense stops working. If your God can do that, I'll follow Him for what's left of my life."
You were already planning to give the Church a good talking to. Now? the lucky ones are going to be the ones you don't leave alive for questioning.
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. That includes choppin' up a buncha heathen cunts."
Gilbert starts to laugh, stops himself, then continues when he realizes his body won't interrupt him. You're certain he's smiling, though you can't make out any details of his features.
"Then best of luck, Father Anderson. If you can't get through via the bridge, try the aqueducts to the south. Find somewhere safe for the people trapped here."
[] Take the right-hand path
[] Examine the gate
[] Poke the crows with a stick
[] Write in...
Daniel Estacado
ZA WARUDO
[X] Poke the crows with a stick.
- Location
- Cyberspace
[X] Poke the crows with a stick.
Evaunit02mark1
S-s-smell the Prey, S-s-start the Hunt.
[X] Poke the crows with a pair of thrown explosive bayonets.
Seriously fuck those things.
Seriously fuck those things.
Max Uristwell
Custodian of the Toobs
- Location
- United Kingdom
[X] Poke the crows with a stick.
The Out Of World
Lichte's Brain
- Location
- -
[X] Poke the crows with a bayonet.
Hyp3rB14d3
Gotta catch 'em all!
[x] Take the right-hand path.
-[jk] Hide it. It is our path, now.
-[jk] Hide it. It is our path, now.
[X] Take the right-hand path
Arcman
Heh
Nottheunmaker
Altman be praised
- Location
- USG Ishimura
[X] Poke the crows with a bayonet.
ChiefTurtle117
The Sigillite
- Location
- Holy Terra
[X] Poke the crows with a bayonet.
[X] Poke the crows with a stick.
-[X]How can crows get that big? Can animals turn into "Beasts"?
-[X]How can crows get that big? Can animals turn into "Beasts"?
SoothingCoffee
Umumumu
- Location
- The Library
[X] Poke the crows with a bayonet.
So, what's going on with these crows?
Hyp3rB14d3
Gotta catch 'em all!
Everybody wants to poke them for some reason.
- Location
- Underground
Not if you count gravity/the camera as an enemy. Those things are just plain evil sometimes.
Also:
[X] Poke the crows with a bayonet.
"The Carrion Crows are a type of crow which favor human meat. These crows get so fat from their meals that they become unable to fly and are forced to crawl along the ground. These bloated, ugly monsters drag themselves between corpses feasting on the once rich citizens of Yharnam. They are highly aggressive and are attracted by the smell of blood. They will attack humans if they get close, so that those that live will become carrion for them to eat."