As you have several times before on this night, you relay your bizarre adventure while trying very hard not to sneeze, cough, or make any sudden movements whatsoever. This severely curtails your ability to give dramatic moments the massive, sweeping gestures they deserve. A handful of beasts come to investigate the commotion, but back off when the old man yells at them.
Midway through, you realize that your story is getting less and less plausible-sounding at an alarming rate. While this may make it hard to swallow, it also means any future embellishments can be inserted with relative ease. If this keeps up, you should be able to claim you fought three goatwolfgorillas at the same time by sunrise.
"...and now I'm here, talkin' ta you."
Steffon, whose arm has been trembling for several minutes now with the strain of holding that saw up to your neck, sags with relief.
"You understand that this is rather difficult to believe, correct?" the old man says.
"I literally have no reason ta lie. Not even a shitty one. I wouldn't have walked through a burnin', beast-ridden hellhole towards a fuckin' minigun if we didn't need yer help."
"True enough, but why would Eileen want my help? The last time we spoke-"
"You were shootin' at her with that gun. I've heard the story. The fact is, we want to do some good tonight, and we need ye for that. Plus, I think she could do with havin' an old friend around after what happened ta Gascoigne."
You can see his jaw clench at the mention of the late Father, as it had during your retelling of his death. He backs up from the minigun and begins pacing around the tower.
"Who'll protect the beasts if I leave?"
"Do they need yer protection? I told ye, this place is sealed off. The Church had someone watchin' over the entrance. The only thing they have ta worry about is each other."
"He has a point," Steffon says from beside you. "We haven't even had any idiots looking to 'plunder the lost riches of Old Yharnam' in years."
Djura continues frowning and pacing.
"How've ye guys spent the off-time, if ye don't mind me askin'?" you whisper to Steffon.
"We took over some abandoned farmland; that keeps us pretty busy. Plus, we've named a few of the beasts and..."
He looks guilty.
"...you know, sometimes they'll form relationships and sometimes we want two specific ones to wind up together and-"
"Giant monsters from beyond are responsible for all of this," the old man muses out loud. "If you're telling the truth, this is something I want to be part of. To stop the Church and stop the Hunt for good."
"And ta put that gun ta good use?" you grin.
"That, too, I suppose." He walks back to the device in question and, with a few unseen tweaks, lifts the barrel assembly free of the mount and begins taking it apart. "I told myself I was no longer interested in matters further up, but this is an opportunity I can't pass up.
"Steffon," he barks, "I'll get the gun packed. Get the rest of the cache and traveling supplies. Take Father Anderson with you."
The younger man nods and motions for you to follow him, striking a torch as he leads you away from the tower.
"Not even a 'please,'" you say once you're out of sight, shaking your head. "Is he always like that?"
Steffon looks around a few times to confirm that there's several buildings between him and Djura before nodding.
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