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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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All these people saying to go spare on poor old Allie and no one suggested doing the same for the chill creepy guy in the church.
 
Rumple said:
All these people saying to go spare on poor old Allie and no one suggested doing the same for the chill creepy guy in the church.
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I've never heard go spare before. It sounds like 'spare him' but apparently it means get angry at?

Anyway, errybody likes chill creepy guy. At least after they realize how truly nice he is.

EDIT: And I juuuust realized I typo'd a 't' in place of a 'g' in my vote. Serves me right for voting while so tired.
 
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Oh, alright, sorry for mistaking an Irish accent for drunkeness.(they can sound similar though)
 
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To Be Fair, He Has a Point
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    • Alright, deep breaths. There's no need to be hasty, although there is certainly a want. There's no telling how far up the chain of command this guy is, and anyway, didn't Iosefka use to be a member of the Church? Goodness can arise from even the worst of places, like a mushroom of righteousness from the rotting skunk carcass of iniquity.

    Odd. Why did you just get the mental image of Iosefka with a mushroom for a head?

    Anyway, best to grill him for information anyway. Just until medium-rare, though, not well-done.

    "You part o' the Church?"

    "Technically. The Executioners joined with the Church when the latter was founded, serving as its martial force until the Church developed its own organization of Hunters. There hasn't been much demand for us since Logarius' crusade, and so those of us who remained afterwards just do odd jobs. Enforce a quarantine here, take down a runaway darkbeast there, that sort of thing. I'm sorry, but would you please stop touching me?"

    "Sorry," you say as you remove your hand from his shoulder.

    "Thank you. I'll admit to knowing little of the Church's ins-and-outs. If you want to no more, you can visit the Grand Cathedral, back the way you came. Assuming it's still open on a night of the Hunt, of course."

    He's not lying, as far as you can tell. You ruefully shelve your many creative ideas about how to use that hammer on his unmentionables.

    "You said you were from the 'Catholic' Church, correct?" he asks in return. "Where is that located?"

    "Oh, nowhere nearby. I'm on whatcha might call a missionary trip."

    "What's your church like?"

    You warm up your proselytizin' muscles, only to remember that you've got a job to do.

    "I'll tell ye more later. Right now, I've got me a cranky old man ta pull outta retirement for one last job."

    His eyes flit from you to the large stone block, capped by a carved female figure, that occupies the middle of the first floor.

    "You do realize how insane you sound right now, don't you? Old Yharnam is-"

    "Yeah, yeah, full o' beasts. We've been over that. Doesn't change the fact that that's where I'm goin'."

    He bites his lip.

    "The only way for you to get down is to unseal the entrance. Someone would have to re-seal it after you went down and even if you managed to make it back, there's no way to remove the seal from within."

    "No need ta reseal shit. Nothin's gonna get past me."

    "And you expect me to just accept that? If the seal is removed, the beasts could pour in, and I'd expect the Hunters are already stretched thin dealing with the ones aboveground."

    "Nothin' is gonna get past me."

    He grits his teeth and matches your glare. This could be a complication.

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    • [X] "Trust me, I defeated a wolf bear deer thing and a spider thing recently along with dozen of other regular things."
    -[X] And if that doesn't satisfy him explain how your wards work and that you can set it to kill anyone not wearing an certain object that crosses it.
     
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    [X] He's doubting your ability to murder everything that appears in front of you. He actually thinks any of them werewolf wannabes can stay alive in your vicinity long enough to slip past you. Time to show him how wrong he is.
    -[X] Tell him of your battle against the Wolf Bear Deer Thing and how you killed it. Show him you aren't embellishing the tale (all that much) by showing off with your bayonets, just to impress and maybe scare him a little.
     
    [x] Explain your wards and their capabilities, along with a demonstration if need by. Propose that he allow you to open the gate and place a heavy ward around the entrance. That way, should any of the beasties get by you (which they wont), they'll be repelled by it long enough for him to seal the gate with time to spare.

    You know, compromise and shit.

    I would say that we would find an alternative method of getting out (aka use the lanterns) after leaving our friend at the door below, but Anderson doesn't actually know that he'll be able to find a lantern down there.
     
    [X] He's doubting your ability to murder everything that appears in front of you. He actually thinks any of them werewolf wannabes can stay alive in your vicinity long enough to slip past you. Time to show him how wrong he is.
    -[X] Tell him of your battle against the Wolf Bear Deer Thing and how you killed it. Show him you aren't embellishing the tale (all that much) by showing off with your bayonets, just to impress and maybe scare him a little.
    -[X] Stab him while he's distracted by your talking
     
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    [x] Explain your wards and their capabilities, along with a demonstration if need by. Propose that he allow you to open the gate and place a heavy ward around the entrance. That way, should any of the beasties get by you (which they wont), they'll be repelled by it long enough for him to seal the gate with time to spare.

    You know, compromise and shit.

    I would say that we would find an alternative method of getting out (aka use the lanterns) after leaving our friend at the door below, but Anderson doesn't actually know that he'll be able to find a lantern down there.
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    I like it.
    [x] Explain your wards and their capabilities, along with a demonstration if need by. Propose that he allow you to open the gate and place a heavy ward around the entrance. That way, should any of the beasties get by you (which they wont), they'll be repelled by it long enough for him to seal the gate with time to spare.
     
    [x] Explain your wards and their capabilities, along with a demonstration if need by. Propose that he allow you to open the gate and place a heavy ward around the entrance. That way, should any of the beasties get by you (which they wont), they'll be repelled by it long enough for him to seal the gate with time to spare.
     
    Instead of using up more energy with a Ward or getting into a dick measuring contest with Alfred, couldn't Anderson just have him seal the gate back and set up a password or secret knock so he knows to unseal it for the right person?
     
    Wade Garrett said:
    Instead of using up more energy with a Ward or getting into a dick measuring contest with Alfred, couldn't Anderson just have him seal the gate back and set up a password or secret knock so he knows to unseal it for the right person?
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    Yeah, this. Something along the lines "Do whatever, I'll find my own way out" could probably work as well.
     
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