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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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[X] "Well, I got the shit kicked outta me, but that's only the second time I've managed to kill a pagan god. Pretty good on the balance.
-[X] "A bit let down, honestly. Didn't even have to exorcise its unquiet spirit, let alone pry loose its squamous talon-grip on our reality. I'm starting to think that thing was just a jumped-up giant invisible spider."
--[X] "But enoof aboot me. Have ye thought of a name ye like for yerself?"
 
[X] "Well, I got the shit kicked outta me, but that's only the second time I've managed to kill a pagan god. Pretty good on the balance.
-[X] "A bit let down, honestly. Didn't even have to exorcise its unquiet spirit, let alone pry loose its squamous talon-grip on our reality. I'm starting to think that thing was just a jumped-up giant invisible spider."
--[X] "But enoof aboot me. Have ye thought of a name ye like for yerself?"
 
[X] "Well, I got the shit kicked outta me, but that's only the second time I've managed to kill a pagan god. Pretty good on the balance.
-[X] "A bit let down, honestly. Didn't even have to exorcise its unquiet spirit, let alone pry loose its squamous talon-grip on our reality. I'm starting to think that thing was just a jumped-up giant invisible spider."
--[X] "But enoof aboot me. Have ye thought of a name ye like for yerself?"
 
[X] "Well, I got the shit kicked outta me, but that's only the second time I've managed to kill a pagan god. Pretty good on the balance.
-[X] "A bit let down, honestly. Didn't even have to exorcise its unquiet spirit, let alone pry loose its squamous talon-grip on our reality. I'm starting to think that thing was just a jumped-up giant invisible spider."
--[X] "But enoof aboot me. Have ye thought of a name ye like for yerself?"
 
I've watched some of Anderson's scenes in the Ultimate thingy on YouTube.

Note to self, next time we fight Alucard, stab him with the blessed nail of the Cross, not ourselves.
 
Stormgear said:
I have no idea what Oedon will do though. Anderson did kill the thing squatting on his chapel, so maybe we got props. On the other hand, he killed a Great One. Even if they may not necessarily like each other, Oedon may perceive a threat.
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Anderson really isn't a threat to Oedon, honestly. As dangerous as he is, at the end of the day he's still just a really strong bloke with a touch of magic who likes stabbing things with pointy bits.

And, well, you can't really stab Oedon. And he doesn't really seem all that invested in the Yharnam nursery, if the complete lack of shits he gives about you killing his child is any indication.
 
God and the Snake said:
Anderson really isn't a threat to Oedon, honestly. As dangerous as he is, at the end of the day he's still just a really strong bloke with a touch of magic who likes stabbing things with pointy bits.

And, well, you can't really stab Oedon. And he doesn't really seem all that invested in the Yharnam nursery, if the complete lack of shits he gives about you killing his child is any indication.
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Well, Anderson is a priest and an exorcists, and pretty much all exorcism rites deal with punching the immaterial in the snout in the name of God. Oedon is not really safe.
 
[X] "Well, I got the shit kicked outta me, but that's only the second time I've managed to kill a pagan god. Pretty good on the balance.
-[X] "A bit let down, honestly. Didn't even have to exorcise its unquiet spirit, let alone pry loose its squamous talon-grip on our reality. I'm starting to think that thing was just a jumped-up giant invisible spider."
--[X] "But enoof aboot me. Have ye thought of a name ye like for yerself?"
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Well.
There we go, proof that God > these little shits.
Not that WE needed proof, but it should help the locals.

Now, we need to go back to the church and make sure it is doing ok before we continue on.
 
[X] "Well, I got the shit kicked outta me, but that's only the second time I've managed to kill a pagan god. Pretty good on the balance."
-[X] "A bit let down, honestly. Didn't even have to exorcise its unquiet spirit, let alone pry loose its squamous talon-grip on our reality. I'm starting to think that thing was just a jumped-up giant invisible spider."
--[X] "But enoof aboot me. Have ye thought of a name ye like for yerself?"
 
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[X] "Well, I got the shit kicked outta me, but that's only the second time I've managed to kill a pagan god. Pretty good on the balance.
-[X] "A bit let down, honestly. Didn't even have to exorcise its unquiet spirit, let alone pry loose its squamous talon-grip on our reality. I'm starting to think that thing was just a jumped-up giant invisible spider."
--[X] "But enoof aboot me. Have ye thought of a name ye like for yerself?"
 
[X] "Well, I got the shit kicked outta me, but that's only the second time I've managed to kill a pagan god. Pretty good on the balance."
 
[X] "Well, I got the shit kicked outta me, but that's only the second time I've managed to kill a pagan god. Pretty good on the balance.
-[X] "A bit let down, honestly. Didn't even have to exorcise its unquiet spirit, let alone pry loose its squamous talon-grip on our reality. I'm starting to think that thing was just a jumped-up giant invisible spider."
--[X] "But enoof aboot me. Have ye thought of a name ye like for yerself?"
 
[X] "Well, I got the shit kicked outta me, but that's only the second time I've managed to kill a pagan god. Pretty good on the balance.
-[X] "A bit let down, honestly. Didn't even have to exorcise its unquiet spirit, let alone pry loose its squamous talon-grip on our reality. I'm starting to think that thing was just a jumped-up giant invisible spider."
--[X] "But enoof aboot me. Have ye thought of a name ye like for yerself?"
 
... What happened to all the bayonets? @Tricia did they magically return to Anderson, or are they still in the Amygdala's corpse? And did the expenditure meaningfully expend his stockpile?
 
[X] "Well, I got the shit kicked outta me, but that's only the second time I've managed to kill a pagan god. Pretty good on the balance."
 
[X] "Well, I got the shit kicked outta me, but that's only the second time I've managed to kill a pagan god. Pretty good on the balance.
-[X] "A bit let down, honestly. Didn't even have to exorcise its unquiet spirit, let alone pry loose its squamous talon-grip on our reality. I'm starting to think that thing was just a jumped-up giant invisible spider."
--[X] "But enoof aboot me. Have ye thought of a name ye like for yerself?"
 
[X] "Well, I got the shit kicked outta me, but that's only the second time I've managed to kill a pagan god. Pretty good on the balance.
-[X] "A bit let down, honestly. Didn't even have to exorcise its unquiet spirit, let alone pry loose its squamous talon-grip on our reality. I'm starting to think that thing was just a jumped-up giant invisible spider."
--[X] "But enoof aboot me. Have ye thought of a name ye like for yerself?"
​
 
[X] "Well, I got the shit kicked outta me, but that's only the second time I've managed to kill a pagan god. Pretty good on the balance.
-[X] "A bit let down, honestly. Didn't even have to exorcise its unquiet spirit, let alone pry loose its squamous talon-grip on our reality. I'm starting to think that thing was just a jumped-up giant invisible spider."
--[X] "But enoof aboot me. Have ye thought of a name ye like for yerself?"
 
[X] "Well, I got the shit kicked outta me, but that's only the second time I've managed to kill a pagan god. Pretty good on the balance.
-[X] "A bit let down, honestly. Didn't even have to exorcise its unquiet spirit, let alone pry loose its squamous talon-grip on our reality. I'm starting to think that thing was just a jumped-up giant invisible spider."
--[X] "But enoof aboot me. Have ye thought of a name ye like for yerself?"

Anyone got plans that need doing here in the dream? Or are we going back to the waking world ASAP?
 
Eeehh, Anderson went through four out of eight of the bastard's arms on the first half of the fight with just the ye olde reliable bayonets and Ludwig's blade (btw, are we going to find the blade when we get back? it kinda got tossed somewhere outside the church). So I don't think they'd amount to much if we use them as materials, barring some pagan ritual or Old One fuckery that Anderson will not touch even with a consecrated ten-foot pole.
 
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