What's In A Name?
ChrisProvidence
Time Traveling Unequal Treaty Destroyer
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- He/Him
Constantinople, Vilayet of Constantinople, Ottoman Empire, 9 September 1933
"This entire process..." said Mustafa Aydin, "Is because of paperwork and bureaucracy, of all things?"
He couldn't believe what he was hearing when his brother Yusuf handed him his new papers.
"It's easier on the functionaries if we have names," his brother told him once again, "That way, they can more-effectively administrate these areas, now that everything is computerized."
"Still, though. Our family has gone centuries without this, and it is the bureaucrats who decide that we have to deal with this?"
"At least we're allowed to choose our surnames, brother. That's why we went with 'Aydin.'"
"You just picked that because it makes us look smart."
"And it does. You're a manager now, so you have to sound the part, yes?"
"I suppose so," Mustafa sighed. Stubborn as he was, Yusuf could tell he'd given up. "At least I'll have something in common with all those Indians who answer to me now."
"I've been meaning to ask about that. How's your first week on the job been?"
"I consistently thank God for the invention of the translator. Otherwise, none of us could communicate."
"I thought you said that some of them spoke Arabic?" Yusuf could've sworn it was his brother who'd said that, anyways.
"The ones from Bengal do. There's just one problem, Yusuf."
"Most of them aren't Muslims from Bengal?" Mustafa nodded. "Must be Hindus, then."
"Sikhs as well. If it weren't for the translators, none of us would be able to communicate at all."
"Then you ought to thank God that we live in such modern times, twice as much. They aren't giving you any trouble, are they?"
"No. Honestly, the Bengalis seemed more-welcoming, once we all went to the mosque for prayers, while the SIkhs are simply friendly in general. Even if I let the translator do most of the talking."
"Well look at you. My little brother's finally making some friends, and all it took was a massive labor shortage in our country!"
Qianshan Park, Taipei, Taiwan, Republic of China, 1 October 1933
As a parent, Michael Chen always tried to make time for his children. And while his son was ever the athlete and sports fan, his daughter could be satisfied with just a walk in the park.
"Baba," his daughter asked him, "Can I ask you something?"
"Of course. What's up?"
"Why do you, Shenshen, Gugu, and Shushu all have different names?"
"Well, your Shenshen is the easiest one. She goes by 'Shannon,' because she hates her father."
"He's the one in jail, right?" Michael nodded. "So she uses that name to make a point?"
"Pretty much." At least that's what Shannon had told him when they were dating, anyways. "In your aunt's case, 'Rachel is just her given name, because her parents were pretty westernized."
"What about you and Shushu?"
Michael just shrugged. "Well, we both have 'Chinese' names. For example, my name is 'Chen Qirui,' while your uncle's name is 'Li Wuhan.'"
"So how did you get 'Michael' and 'Martin' out of that?"
"Catholicism, Morgan. Your uncle and I were baptized in Hong Kong, and our parents picked some saints' names. Then, when the PRC took over in '97 and our families moved to California, our parents thought that having us use our western-sounding names would help us integrate better."
"Did it work?"
"Eh, mostly. Sure, some of the white kids bullied us, but that most people really didn't pay any attention to two Chinese kids named 'Michael' and 'Martin.' Hell, by the time we did Confirmation, we even had those names on our passports and everything."
"So you both use western names because it helped you fit in when you lived in America?"
"Pretty much. Any other questions?"
"Yeah. Why does Lin have a Chinese-sounding name, while I have one that sounds very American? Did you and Mama decide on a compromise, or something?" Her father shook his head. "Then how did that happen?"
"Fire Emblem." Morgan just looked at him blankly. "It's a video game, Morgan."
"I know what Fire Emblem is, Baba... Wait, did you name us both after a video game character?!"
Fuck.
"No, I didn't," he told her. He sounded sterner than she'd expected, but he needed to nip any potential outrage in the bud. Fast.
Yeah, nice going, idiot. Way to dig yourself into a hole.
"Your mother and I named you and your brother like that because we thought 'Morgan' and 'Lin' were adorable names."
"Oh. Well, that's nice"
Oh thank God, my kid doesn't hate me.
Michael breathed a sigh of relief that his daughter didn't seem to be that pissed off at him. Or at all, now that he thought about it.
Surprised? Yes. Pissed off at him? Not at all, apparently.
That said, he was just going to walk in silence until the awkwardness went away. For her part, Morgan decided to follow in his footsteps.
Figuratively, of course. Michael wasn't about to let his little gremlin of a daughter out of his line of sight.
"So I have to ask, Morgan. Do you not like your name anymore? If you want, we could fill out the paperwork so you could choose a new one."
"No, I like it, Baba," she told him with the brightest smile on her face. "It's unique. Plus, you and Mama came up with it!"
Oh thank God and Jesus and the Holy Spirit.
"So, how long did it take for you and Mama to realize that you named me and Lin after video game characters?"
He could see his little girl had the smuggest grin and the most-mischievous eyes he'd ever seen, and he knew the implications.
I'm never going to live this down, am I?
Welp, better to be honest about it. Not like I can lie worth a damn, anyways.
"...Two years."
"This entire process..." said Mustafa Aydin, "Is because of paperwork and bureaucracy, of all things?"
He couldn't believe what he was hearing when his brother Yusuf handed him his new papers.
"It's easier on the functionaries if we have names," his brother told him once again, "That way, they can more-effectively administrate these areas, now that everything is computerized."
"Still, though. Our family has gone centuries without this, and it is the bureaucrats who decide that we have to deal with this?"
"At least we're allowed to choose our surnames, brother. That's why we went with 'Aydin.'"
"You just picked that because it makes us look smart."
"And it does. You're a manager now, so you have to sound the part, yes?"
"I suppose so," Mustafa sighed. Stubborn as he was, Yusuf could tell he'd given up. "At least I'll have something in common with all those Indians who answer to me now."
"I've been meaning to ask about that. How's your first week on the job been?"
"I consistently thank God for the invention of the translator. Otherwise, none of us could communicate."
"I thought you said that some of them spoke Arabic?" Yusuf could've sworn it was his brother who'd said that, anyways.
"The ones from Bengal do. There's just one problem, Yusuf."
"Most of them aren't Muslims from Bengal?" Mustafa nodded. "Must be Hindus, then."
"Sikhs as well. If it weren't for the translators, none of us would be able to communicate at all."
"Then you ought to thank God that we live in such modern times, twice as much. They aren't giving you any trouble, are they?"
"No. Honestly, the Bengalis seemed more-welcoming, once we all went to the mosque for prayers, while the SIkhs are simply friendly in general. Even if I let the translator do most of the talking."
"Well look at you. My little brother's finally making some friends, and all it took was a massive labor shortage in our country!"
Qianshan Park, Taipei, Taiwan, Republic of China, 1 October 1933
As a parent, Michael Chen always tried to make time for his children. And while his son was ever the athlete and sports fan, his daughter could be satisfied with just a walk in the park.
"Baba," his daughter asked him, "Can I ask you something?"
"Of course. What's up?"
"Why do you, Shenshen, Gugu, and Shushu all have different names?"
"Well, your Shenshen is the easiest one. She goes by 'Shannon,' because she hates her father."
"He's the one in jail, right?" Michael nodded. "So she uses that name to make a point?"
"Pretty much." At least that's what Shannon had told him when they were dating, anyways. "In your aunt's case, 'Rachel is just her given name, because her parents were pretty westernized."
"What about you and Shushu?"
Michael just shrugged. "Well, we both have 'Chinese' names. For example, my name is 'Chen Qirui,' while your uncle's name is 'Li Wuhan.'"
"So how did you get 'Michael' and 'Martin' out of that?"
"Catholicism, Morgan. Your uncle and I were baptized in Hong Kong, and our parents picked some saints' names. Then, when the PRC took over in '97 and our families moved to California, our parents thought that having us use our western-sounding names would help us integrate better."
"Did it work?"
"Eh, mostly. Sure, some of the white kids bullied us, but that most people really didn't pay any attention to two Chinese kids named 'Michael' and 'Martin.' Hell, by the time we did Confirmation, we even had those names on our passports and everything."
"So you both use western names because it helped you fit in when you lived in America?"
"Pretty much. Any other questions?"
"Yeah. Why does Lin have a Chinese-sounding name, while I have one that sounds very American? Did you and Mama decide on a compromise, or something?" Her father shook his head. "Then how did that happen?"
"Fire Emblem." Morgan just looked at him blankly. "It's a video game, Morgan."
"I know what Fire Emblem is, Baba... Wait, did you name us both after a video game character?!"
Fuck.
"No, I didn't," he told her. He sounded sterner than she'd expected, but he needed to nip any potential outrage in the bud. Fast.
Yeah, nice going, idiot. Way to dig yourself into a hole.
"Your mother and I named you and your brother like that because we thought 'Morgan' and 'Lin' were adorable names."
"Oh. Well, that's nice"
Oh thank God, my kid doesn't hate me.
Michael breathed a sigh of relief that his daughter didn't seem to be that pissed off at him. Or at all, now that he thought about it.
Surprised? Yes. Pissed off at him? Not at all, apparently.
That said, he was just going to walk in silence until the awkwardness went away. For her part, Morgan decided to follow in his footsteps.
Figuratively, of course. Michael wasn't about to let his little gremlin of a daughter out of his line of sight.
"So I have to ask, Morgan. Do you not like your name anymore? If you want, we could fill out the paperwork so you could choose a new one."
"No, I like it, Baba," she told him with the brightest smile on her face. "It's unique. Plus, you and Mama came up with it!"
Oh thank God and Jesus and the Holy Spirit.
"So, how long did it take for you and Mama to realize that you named me and Lin after video game characters?"
He could see his little girl had the smuggest grin and the most-mischievous eyes he'd ever seen, and he knew the implications.
I'm never going to live this down, am I?
Welp, better to be honest about it. Not like I can lie worth a damn, anyways.
"...Two years."