Maelys death would have screwed you over more.

The North don't do backstabbs. You made House Umber look worse than the Boltons, the fucking Boltons for the Gods sake!
They don't do backstabs against the North no one said anything about the South. Also what did House Umber and Karstark do during the Battle of the Bastards oh yes they fought for the Bolton's.
 
Maelys death would have screwed you over more.

The North don't do backstabbs. You made House Umber look worse than the Boltons, the fucking Boltons for the Gods sake!

Hey. Don't trash talk the Black Septon's favorite Northern House.

RIP MAGGY SNOW. DIED HISTORIC ON FURY ROAD. WITNESS ME, SISTER!
 
They don't do backstabs against the North no one said anything about the South. Also what did House Umber and Karstark do during the Battle of the Bastards oh yes they fought for the Bolton's.
It's kinda a given in feudalism that you don't independently backstab your boss's boss without approval. The Starks have to now land on the Umbers like many, many tons of bricks, in order to demonstrate their loyalty.
 
actually no Smalljon the son of Greatjon was the one who throw shaggydogs head at Jon. Also Lord Karstark before he was executed by Robb stark told him how he was no King of his.
 
Ivar Blacktyde, left at Mossovy, who wrote that logbook...if he is alive I might develop him some more.

The implication was that he and his crew ate one another and ran off into the woods. Like Roanoke, but with more confirmed cannibalism.

But if you want to try and do something with the lunatic cannibal man...

Hold on.

Edit:
That's a success, you are the proud owner of one cannibal Viking, slightly used.
Wade Garrett threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Do they find him? Total: 17
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The implication was that he and his crew ate one another and ran off into the woods. Like Roanoke, but with more confirmed cannibalism.

But if you want to try and do something with the lunatic cannibal man...

Hold on.

Edit:
That's a success, you are the proud owner of one cannibal Viking, slightly used.

That's...harrowing.

Let's see if I can't do something with this.
 
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