Oh no, you guys are actually ice demons but that's because you're goddamn heathens like the rest of the Greenlanders. :lol
If you are interested. If its below the Neck and in Westeros, we have a massive amounts of apathy towards that whole region.

Counterpoint -- Ironlagn.
We were engaging in minority outreach.
Oh yo mean Ironwang? The whole wang shaped region in what is now the eastern riverlands? :p
 


I am so triggered by the continued insistence of the so called "civilised" peoples of Westeros to tar all Ironborn with a same brush because their culture doesn't quite match up with their idea of "civilisation." Just because we don't adhere to your social norms doesn't mean that we're monsters who are going to murder your women and burn down your homes.
You've moved into murdering homes and burning down women?
 


I am so triggered by the continued insistence of the so called "civilised" peoples of Westeros to tar all Ironborn with a same brush because their culture doesn't quite match up with their idea of "civilisation." Just because we don't adhere to your social norms doesn't mean that we're monsters who are going to murder your women and burn down your homes.
Well I wasn't being racist. Got a couple of Ironborn on my island. Aegon just watched when a criminal was drowned to death was all. Not a pleasant way to go. That was the intention.
You've moved into murdering homes and burning down women?
Hasn't everyone done that yet?
 
Aegon I:
"Nooooot really. Just wanted some kingdoms for my bitches, yo. Bitches love kingdoms. Ask the Iron Islanders. They know. They know what I'm talking 'bout. Yeeeeeaaaaah."
 
Elmo: "Robb, remember, one kingdom has already been dismantled and you will have to dismantle two, possibly three more. If you don't get the Riverlands promoted to a kingdom after all this I'm coming back to do things properly. AND NOBODY WANTS TO DEAL WITH AN ANGRY, UNDEAD TULLY! GOT IT?"
 
Aegon I:
"Nooooot really. Just wanted some kingdoms for my bitches, yo. Bitches love kingdoms. Ask the Iron Islanders. They know. They know what I'm talking 'bout. Yeeeeeaaaaah."
Veron: "Ain't that right, Rhaenys?"

Rhaenys: "You've locked me away in a tower and forced me to subsist on seafood. No number of kingdoms is going to make me love you."

Veron: "Touche."
 
Maelys:
"Coz, I don't want to imply that the Paramount is saner, will probably treat you better and be more considerate of your feelings, and frankly is better looking than your first husband, so you should just give in to your Targaryen blood and fall head over heels for the dark haired person from a nautical culture just like me and your sister did. I don't want to imply that. I want to explicitly state it."
 
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A question: were 4700 men captured on Tarth, or is there now a garrison of 4700?
 
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