EliudFS1 said:

If I could mine the irony in the man who gave us Elric and Rickard Stark saying this like it was actual iron, House Targaryen could afford to send the profits from its mineral extracting operations to the Westerlands.
 
If I could mine the irony in the man who gave us Elric and Rickard Stark saying this like it was actual iron, House Targaryen could afford to send the profits from its mineral extracting operations to the Westerlands.
Yeah, and what happened?

A decade or more of going around with the wrong private parts and the very strong posibility of it being permanent.

I tell you, Wizard drugs makes you homless man! Take them at own risk. :p
 
That's assuming the dragon stays in one place for you to hit it however, and early rockets are horribly inaccurate. A good flap of wings will probably blow a good portion away.
Enough cannon fire, rockets, and a regular dragon breathing fire might cause one to fall.

That's if you can get an ice dragon. Just because one chose to not eat you doesn't mean you suddenly gain Valyrian might.

If Laketown does. Lys might have a problem.
 
I have iron cased rockets which are more accurate than the ones initially toted about.

Can they hit a high speed moving target?

Enough cannon fire, rockets, and a regular dragon breathing fire might cause one to fall.

That's if you can get an ice dragon. Just because one chose to not eat you doesn't mean you suddenly gain Valyrian might.

If Laketown does. Lys might have a problem.

By the Drowned God if people can get blood magic, piraña ravens, crab gods, or dragons then Laketown will get Ice Dragons! :mad::lol
 
Can they hit a high speed moving target?



By the Drowned God if people can get blood magic, piraña ravens, crab gods, or dragons then Laketown will get Ice Dragons.
I payed for my blood magic thank you very much. Please Valyria had it long ago. The Crab God is not coming out, Iron Isles have fucked up ravens I agree on that, and Dragons are Valyrian heritage only. I'm just saying Lys might feel hurt about that. Maybe Qohor too since you guys aren't sharing. Volantis might also have a hissy fit.
 
I payed for my blood magic thank you very much. Please Valyria had it long ago. The Crab God is not coming out, Iron Isles have fucked up ravens I agree on that, and Dragons are Valyrian heritage only. I'm just saying Lys might feel hurt about that. Maybe Qohor too since you guys aren't sharing. Volantis might also have a hissy fit.
Hey now, ravens do actually eat meat so that's nothing weird and given that ravens in ASOIAF are bigger than our ravens, it's unsurprising that they'll happily eat people.

Could've been worse though, Malora could've raised pigs. The ravens will eat whatever she gives them but pigs? Give 'em a few seconds and they'll gleefully strip a grown man down to bone if he falls into their pen at feeding time.
 
Hey now, ravens do actually eat meat so that's nothing weird and given that ravens in ASOIAF are bigger than our ravens, it's unsurprising that they'll happily eat people.

Could've been worse though, Malora could've raised pigs. The ravens will eat whatever she gives them but pigs? Give 'em a few seconds and they'll gleefully strip a grown man down to bone if he falls into their pen at feeding time.
... don't make me think about that.
 
... don't make me think about that.
There've actually been more than a few cases of farmers accidentally falling into pig pens at feeding time and being eaten alive by their own pigs. In most cases, there's barely anytime for them to scream before they're swarmed by the pigs and torn apart.

But you don't want to think about it so I won't say anymore. :p:whistle:
 
There've actually been more than a few cases of farmers accidentally falling into pig pens at feeding time and being eaten alive by their own pigs. In most cases, there's barely anytime for them to scream before they're swarmed by the pigs and torn apart.

But you don't want to think about it so I won't say anymore. :p:whistle:
All your really doing is making me really glad I eat Bacon. Thus their's less of these devouring monsters in the world.
 
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