What I'm worried about, is how those Youngsters would go back blubbering to their parents and tell of a "SCARY POKEMON THAT TRIED TO EAT US."
Who knows, maybe the adults will even get Pokemon trainers or rangers to subdue the "malevolent" pokemon in a rush.
I just hope Mawile won't get pounded into dust.

The response will be "Cool story bro" and the assumption they got jumped by a zigzagoon or a ghost type in a random alley, tried to catch it, and were dabbed on as if the pokemon actually wished them ill it could reasonably have seriously injured two grade schoolers. Shit like this probably happens all the time and is only taken seriously if people get meaningfully attacked.
 
I hope that wasn't occupied...

What I'm worried about, is how those Youngsters would go back blubbering to their parents and tell of a "SCARY POKEMON THAT TRIED TO EAT US."
Who knows, maybe the adults will even get Pokemon trainers or rangers to subdue the "malevolent" pokemon in a rush.
I just hope Mawile won't get pounded into dust.
Ah, but they'd be looking for a 'scary' pokemon, not a cutie-pie like Flairile.

The response will be "Cool story bro" and the assumption they got jumped by a zigzagoon or a ghost type in a random alley, tried to catch it, and were dabbed on as if the pokemon actually wished them ill it could reasonably have seriously injured two grade schoolers. Shit like this probably happens all the time and is only taken seriously if people get meaningfully attacked.
Also, this.
 
SV didn't eat my text before I could post it all yey

Every time Mawile moves her mouth without speaking, I wonder which mouth. Every single time.

"Silly me, being scared of such a cute little Pokemon..." she says softly. "You don't look like you could hurt a Caterpie."
This lady has good instincts, but she was fooled anyway. Not that it's a bad thing, in this case.

In any event, with that minor incident resolved, I resume my search, continuing to trawl my way through the rest of the store.

...thirty seconds later, I've already gotten sidetracked again. While I am theoretically here to look for a map, I'm admittedly finding it difficult to not to stop and look at everything that's not a map as well. The same thing happened at the last two stores I visited — once I realized that nobody was actually going to stop me from roaming around at my leisure, it was hard not to take advantage of that to window shop a bit.
You are no mere stranger in a strange land, but a tourist on a grand tour! Sinnoh won't disappoint, I'm sure. Also, remember this?

A pair of boys to be precise, both with identical spiky dark blue hair, as well as matching light blue shirts emblazoned with large red-and-white Pokeball logos.
Wild Youngsters appeared!

"Look, look!" the boy in question exclaims, wildly shaking his... brother's? shoulder. "See! I told you I'd find a Pokemon!"

"Y-yeah, I guess you did..." the other boy replies, sounding a lot less assured than his considerably more enthusiastic compatriot.
What on Earth are kids this young doing wandering around on their own, especially through a random dirty city alleyway?
For a kid, he's actually got a respectable throwing arm, as the capture device arcs perfectly through the air, poised to hit me directly at the center of my mass.
Aha. They're using Pokemon GO logic!

And immediately spot a large store across the street with a huge, brightly-colored poster in its front window, loudly advertising their new line of "Adventure Bags".
I have a bad feeling about this. Not the "mortal danger" kind of bad feeling, but the "risky idea that could easily go wrong" kind.

More to the point, I don't believe you can win an adventure bag with cuteness.
 
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This chapter was mighty cute.

Then again I find Mawiles cute no matter what the situation, so perhaps that was a given.
 
Mawile Learns Swagger!
It's Super Effective!

Mawile!me: I am the coolest Pokemon in this dollar store, and no one can say otherwise. :cool:

TV has taught me that all cities are at least 90% alleyway by volume.

...well, I can't exactly say you're incorrect. Heck, that seems to largely be the case in the newest Pokemon series as well, so maybe this is just a feature of Pokemon cities in general. XD

Heheh. Heeheeheehee. Oh, it's as beautiful as I dreamed.

Was bound to happen eventually! I was actually planning on saving that particular scenario for a different, later scene, but getting to use the "They run like they just met a monster in a dark alley, and the monster was me." line as a result made it too tempting not to use it here instead. :D

I'm not sure if I could articulate why, but I found this chapter pleasant and relaxing to read. Something about the low-stakes problem solving and the combination of competence, sane side characters, and her spurt of mildly good luck just sort of hits the spot right now.

Good to hear! Perhaps both Mawile!me and the story itself needed a bit of a cool down before things get going in force again - though, hopefully that break won't overstay its welcome, given my current upcoming chapter plans.

Now I'm worried what would have happened if the ball that got bit had a 'mon in it.
A delightful, if surprising, snack.

Since the Pokemon in question would, at the time, basically just be pure energy in a convenient bite-sized form... yeah, sounds about right. Though, said snack may have also snapped my maw from the inside if it managed to reform from that energy state upon the ball being broken, which wouldn't have been a great scenario for anyone involved.

What I'm worried about, is how those Youngsters would go back blubbering to their parents and tell of a "SCARY POKEMON THAT TRIED TO EAT US."
Who knows, maybe the adults will even get Pokemon trainers or rangers to subdue the "malevolent" pokemon in a rush.
I just hope Mawile won't get pounded into dust.

I think I'll stay quiet on that subject for now - though, I will say that any Pokemon rangers in the vicinity are likely to be from out of town, as rangers and trainers in general are apparently pretty region-exclusive. IIRC, Fiore, Almia, and Oblivia actually don't have trainers, period, and the inverse is true for most regions with trainers. Though, Fiore apparently is in the rough vicinity of Sinnoh (or at least, Sinnoh is the closest region where trainers are common), so I won't deny that there's at least a possibility of a ranger showing up...

things are going decently for flairwile.
this what the calm before a storm, wasn't it?

If you've read virtually any of my stories before, you should know that there will pretty much always be another storm. The question is more how long the calm lasts. ^^;

Lately I often noticed how much I was annoyed by filler chapters in fanfiction, but you somehow avoid this. I believe it's a mixture of
  • not overdoing it (the alley scene happened before it was too much)
  • everything being so damn cute it doesn't matter anyway
and
  • actually giving some world building in those scenes (e.g., general reaction to strange pokémon in the streets, what goods are being sold, ...)
So, no, it wasn't too filler-y.

That's a relief then. I did my best to make browsing the store seem at least relatively interesting - because I genuinely think that would be interesting, considering the key differences in the Pokemon world's tech and customers - but was so concerned it just came off as a slog that I was editing this up until the literal last minute. If it doesn't, then I succeeded in spite of my concerns. :)

Aww, I'm sure human!you is adorable too. Possibly even without horrifying secrets beneath it.

Secretly, beneath my fleshy exterior resides something terrible indeed - a HUMAN SKELETON! AHHHHHH!!! 💀

(I'd post a pic of myself, but I don't actually have any recent ones, unless you want to see me looking like I just stepped out of the Matrix. ^^; )

Can confirm. The first part, anyway.

Aww, thanks Qwerty! 🥰 I appreciate it... though in a battle of cuteness, I'm still never going to manage to beat this:



Ah, but they'd be looking for a 'scary' pokemon, not a cutie-pie like Flairile.

No, that's not good enough - I need to go full on Incognito. B)

Every time Mawile moves her mouth without speaking, I wonder which mouth. Every single time.

It is whichever one you think it to be. Every single time.

You are no mere stranger in a strange land, but a tourist on a grand tour! Sinnoh won't disappoint, I'm sure. Also, remember this?

Point - evidently even my SIs that stopped being SIs early in development retain some sense of wanderlust.

Aha. They're using Pokemon GO logic!

I mean, seems to work pretty well for Goh. But then, maybe that's just because of his name. :p

More to the point, I don't believe you can win an adventure bag with cuteness.

What about with a few sticky fingers?

This chapter was mighty cute.

Then again I find Mawiles cute no matter what the situation, so perhaps that was a given.

As you should, because they are! As shown by just how how incredibly cute and heartwarming this story has been thus far. :V



...oh, and since @CorEagle wrote another long omake, commentary time!

"Welcome everyone, to your Daily Pokemon! I'm your host, Jacob, bringing you news and important events from across the Sinnoh region!" The announcer waved a hand and a hologram appeared, featuring a clefable, luxray, and a lucario.

Well, that's an interesting little triad - I guess the Shinx from last time had a real drive to move up in the world.

"The trainers we dispatched to make contact with them had psychic-types so they could communicate effectively. From what they learned, the leader is the clefable, who is a Named pokemon."

Correction, I said I was the leader In Name Only. Get your facts right, translators! :T

"I'm going to try something really stupid!" Energy gathered in her arms, and she created dozens of screens, and tried to link them together in Wonder Room to prevent them collapsing somehow.

The pressure spiked in her mind, and she collapsed. She realized something as she laid on the stone floor of the cave.

No sound.

I found my happy place by making a happy place. :D

The host waved a hand to the zoomed in picture of the lupines in question. The luxray was tearing into a bidoof's carcass while the clefable stood there with a horrified expression and the lucario with a paw slapped on his head.

Huh, I'm a little surprised they showed that on TV. I mean, this is the Pokemon world; you'd have to expect that sort of thing to some degree, but they must be more relaxed about that sort of thing than I'd imagine.

...also, poor Benny. Can't get a break even in alternate universes...

"No, Silence. You cannot rush into a literal bear's den and demand the return of the box of leaves you left behind. What even is the point of collecting those!?"

"I think you'll find that I definitely can rush in, and ask nicely to return my goods. For your second question, well, they smell good."

Clefable!me, internally: '...also I'm pretty sure they're actually Revival Herbs, and I really want to keep those on hand in case I suddenly have to flee for being... well, not what you all seem to think I am.'

"Bah, what's the matter anyway if they don't agree?" A luxray padded next to them.

"Queen and I can just kill them if they try to attack."

Clefable!me: "...or we can just block them behind a whole bunch of barriers and leave while they're busy trying to get through those. We don't have to jump straight to murder every time, you know."

"Incidentally, Fierce was the one who summoned that massive thunderstorm a few weeks back." Jacob gasped dramatically.

Clefable!me, flatly: "Fierce, I do appreciate that you want to show off your new abilities, but summoning a thunderstorm is kind of contradictory to what I'm trying to accomplish here. You do realize this, right?"

"Hey, everyone! Eat up quickly, before Elder gets here!" Silence emptied her box of weird-looking blue candy. Almost all shifted uneasily as they eyed the pile of blue orbs.

"A-Are you sure it's safe to eat, Queen?" Wild, still a shinx, asked. The clefable grinned at him and popped one of the balls into her mouth.

"Yep!" Silence said, voice a bit muffled due to chewing. She swallowed a moment later. "It's tasty, and makes me all tingly inside. Here," she reached in to the pile and gathered a large amount and set it before Wild.

As a guess at my thought process here: I know that Elder won't let me use any of these if he realizes what I have, and he'll rightfully call me out on it if I take all the candies for myself, so sharing them with everyone while pretending I don't know what they even are is my cover story to make sure I get at least a few of them. :V

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS!? THIS IS THE MOST VALUABLE HUMAN ITEM IN EXISTENCE, AND YOU'RE JUST EATING IT ALL?" Elder roared, causing Silence to hold her poor ears.

"Ow - why, what is – ow – it?" The lucario bristled.

"It's Rare Candy, you ignoramus!" The clefable gaped and stared at the blue sphere in her hand.

"Huh, no wonder I feel tingly…"

Clefable!me, whistling innocently: "Wow, this stuff makes you more powerful... no way... I never would have guessed..." *whistles harder*

A mewl of pain sounded out, and they both spun to look at Wild who has electricity wildly discharging around him.

"Q-Queen, I…feel…so POWERFUL!" He roared and a massive bright light consumed the plains they were on.

...okay, so maybe that didn't go quite the way I'd intended. ^^;



That was a pretty nice snippet/chapter! I quite enjoyed it. :)
 
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Thanks for the comments! Also, given by the fact you predicted my notes perfectly makes me think that I nailed your thought process accurately enough.

My thought process with the chapter was letting the humans properly react to the human-turned-pokemon's exploits. The 'common' people surrogate was the host, while the 'smart' people were represented by the professors. I think they'll come up with so many theories, which will lead into a scene explaining or disproving those claims humourously. For example, the Luxray. The theories they came up with the evolution speed were plausible, but they aren't sure. Then the rare candy scene came up.

Fun times, that.

ww, thanks Qwerty! 🥰 I appreciate it... though in a battle of cuteness, I'm still never going to manage to beat this:


...This makes me feel things that that are very confusing as well make me feel dirty.
 
...well, I can't say exactly you're incorrect. Heck, that seems to largely be the case in the newest Pokemon series as well, so maybe this is just a feature of Pokemon cities in general. XD
Maybe it's intentional that those alleyways make more room for wild Pokemon? (And when it's not the alleyways, it's the sewers, gardens, ponds, and parks.) Finding a Mawile there is nothing short of miraculous, but I'd expect plenty of other cute scavengers like Rattata and toxic wastes like Trubbish, and maybe even the occasional Eevee or Snubbull. So I don't think those kids were wrong to search in random alleys of all places.

I mean, seems to work pretty well for Goh. But then, maybe that's just because of his name. :p
It depends on the Pokemon and the trainer, certainly. A pair of careless wannabes with normal Pokeballs and no Pokemon of their own, versus an aggressively freespirited Mawile? They were doomed to fail from the start.

What about with a few sticky fingers?
Oh. Yes, that's exactly what I was worried might happen. People might not suspect you of theft to begin with, but would they let you get away with it if they find out before you leave the shop? And how would that affect your reputation? Not impossible to pull off, but very risky.

Maybe you could get away with it if you swagger your way out with the bag as if you rightfully owned it all along.
 
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I am actually surprised Paul put up with such an aggressively independent Mawile.
I think that he was blind-sided as much as anything. I doubt that he ever considered that a pokemon might just completely ignore hi position of authority. Rebel against it maybe, like the whole Charizard thing, but "you are literally not the boss of me" isn't something pokemon tend to do once pokeballs get involved.
 
Aww, thanks Qwerty! 🥰 I appreciate it... though in a battle of cuteness, I'm still never going to manage to beat this:



No, that's not good enough - I need to go full on Incognito. B)

Correction, I said I was the leader In Name Only. Get your facts right, translators! :T
Looks like someone is about to lose their hand. At the shoulder. Either that or Mawile is waiting for them to bend down. Those are serious "I'm gonna eat your face" eyes.

Shouldn't that be "GSV In Name Only"? And now I'm picturing Mind!Flarile holding a Gameboy and playing Pokemon 2100.
 
Clefable!me, internally: '...also I'm pretty sure they're actually Revival Herbs, and I really want to keep those on hand in case I suddenly have to flee for being... well, not what you all seem to think I am.'

Funny thing about this actually...I said that this is actually true for my notes. Question for everyone, what kind of nature does a Pokemon had to have to like bitter flavors? And which, specifically, fits our goddess very well?
Here's a hint: Gentle, Calm, Sassy, Careful.
 
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Funny thing about this actually...I said that this is actually true for my notes. Question for everyone, what kind of nature does a Pokemon had to have to like bitter flavors? And which, specifically, fits our goddess very well?
Here's a hint: Gentle, Calm, Sassy, Careful.
Somewhat inconsistently, whether a Pokémon prefers bitter flavors has no effect on their reaction to herbal medicines. Which is honestly kind of a shame, even if admittedly the flavor-preferences were introduced a generation after the herbal medicine (3 vs 4). And they introduced Berries that do work that way (one for each flavor) in gen 3 as well, but didn't actually make them heal enough to be worth using until gen 7 (in gen 3 they healed for 1/8, only better than Sitrus for mons with over 240 HP, in gen 4, Sitrus got buffed to heal 1/4 so was just better, in gen 7 they got changed to heal 1/2 but trigger later than Sitrus for higher risk, in 8 they got nerfed to heal 1/3 but kept the late trigger).
 
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Somewhat inconsistently, whether a Pokémon prefers bitter flavors has no effect on their reaction to herbal medicines. Which is honestly kind of a shame, even if admittedly the flavor-preferences were introduced a generation after the herbal medicine (3 vs 4). And they introduced Berries that do work that way (one for each flavor) in gen 3 as well, but didn't actually make them heal enough to be worth using until gen 7 (in gen 3 they healed for 1/8, only better than Sitrus for mons with over 240 HP, in gen 4, Sitrus got buffed to heal 1/4 so was just better, in gen 7 they got changed to heal 1/2 but trigger later than Sitrus for higher risk, in 8 they got nerfed to heal 1/4 but kept the late trigger).
I thought they heal 1/3 now. At least, that's what Showdown has.

The bitter herbs really are a shame, because there's no reason to use them over potions/revives unless you want to use Frustration of something.
 
Cheaper and purchasable (as compared to Max Revive). Former's pretty irrelevant, but the latter's pretty relevant if you're a hoarder, and a friendship loss isn't usually very important.
 
Probably a programming thing. To make it so a mon's friendship isn't reduced by herbs if it likes bitter flavors would be something like IF mon.favoriteflavor=BITTER, THEN friendshiploss=0; this is called a conditional statement. He's saying Gamefreak's programmers don't understand how to use those - a fairly dire insult, considering the fact that I have one semester of programming knowledge and I understand them.
 
Probably a programming thing. To make it so a mon's friendship isn't reduced by herbs if it likes bitter flavors would be something like IF mon.favoriteflavor=BITTER, THEN friendshiploss=0; this is called a conditional statement. He's saying Gamefreak's programmers don't understand how to use those - a fairly dire insult, considering the fact that I have one semester of programming knowledge and I understand them.
Ah thanks. While I know how if clauses work (good luck writing any code if you don't) I was trying to make a connection with it being cheaper and easier to get and got very confused.
 
Game Freak games are bloated and unoptimized in the extreme for the last few generations. The most egregious example off the top of my head is Sun and Moon where every asset is scene specific. Instead of having a database of every asset in the game and just calling the ones needed for the area so they can be executed GF puts the data every asset for the area in that section of the code. And for unique assets that only show up on one screen that's fine, but they do it for bushes and pokeball a and stuff. This causes the file size to be enormous. And to be fair most of the problem is that Nintendo and/or the Pokemon Company won't let GF have more than twelve people on the programming team
 
Game Freak games are bloated and unoptimized in the extreme for the last few generations. The most egregious example off the top of my head is Sun and Moon where every asset is scene specific. Instead of having a database of every asset in the game and just calling the ones needed for the area so they can be executed GF puts the data every asset for the area in that section of the code. And for unique assets that only show up on one screen that's fine, but they do it for bushes and pokeball a and stuff. This causes the file size to be enormous. And to be fair most of the problem is that Nintendo and/or the Pokemon Company won't let GF have more than twelve people on the programming team
All of that is insane.

Why would you do that.
 
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