- Location
- England
- Pronouns
- He/Him
That sentence didn't quite go how you planned did it.
A Backwards Grin (Pokemon) (Mawile SI)
- Thread starter Flairina
- Start date
Takareer
Words and feathers
- Location
- Ontario, Canada
I'm pretty sure that if you want to demonstrate intelligence, the easiest way is to tap out Fibonacci numbers. Even if the listener doesn't realize that's specifically what you're doing, it would be pretty obvious it's not random. They might assume a trainer taught you, but it should open the door to more communication pretty quickly.
- Location
- Somewhere other than where I am.
Forgot about that. Thanks for the reminder.
Flairile didn't want to demonstrate intelligence, she just wanted to ask for the bag. Asking for a pencil and paper should have been sufficient by itself but the girl just breezed past it. More people would recognize the first half dozen prime numbers than the Fibonacci sequence, and both are patterns that can be taught by rote as tricks, but I get the impression that short of breaking out Riverdance, she wouldn't have clued in that tapping her foot was anything other than impatience, and she'd still manage to misinterpret it.
Demonstrating her intelligence was at most a side concern, and probably something she won't be so eager to reveal once she has a chance to think about it.
Now I'm imagining Flairwile having the ribbon thingy that one shrine maiden from Touhou has
hillo315
Intact but Tactless
- Location
- Somewhere. Somewhere else.
Let's face it: cars would be impractical in a crowded city, where it's usually more convenient to walk/bike or take a taxi/train anyway. Plus no traffic jams, less air pollution, less noise pollution, no rented parking spots, less roadkill, etc. I do expect some vehicles out and about, but not many.
Following the basics of trainer-to-trainer interactions. If you don't want to battle, don't grab attention. If you don't want attention, don't meet their eyes.
I wonder what the size limit is. It would be funny to see Mawile flip the bag upside-down and shake, burying herself in a mountain of supplies that is collectively 100x bigger than the bag itself.
Maybe try bartering? Just, like, use Trick and leave a cupcake in the bag's place. Yup, that's definitely how equivalent exchange works.
Trying to fool someone who deals with Pokemon-related goods maybe wasn't the smartest move...
Guess you'll need to work on making your crying seem more authentic, then!
Yeah, I agree with Mawile here: What the heck was that supposed to mean? Does Kiara think she was just hallucinating the whole conversation or something?
And just like that, your Coolness went up. Or Cuteness, whatever. Honestly, it's a nice accessory even if it doesn't have Contest appeal. Thanks, Kiara.
"Jubilife's Vagabond Mawile: She's here to save the day, as long as you have cash!"
Alternatively, she can help Looker on his quest to stop the baddies.
If the scarf is loose-woven enough, it can probably be fashioned into a bag using some vines or long grasses as improvised thread.
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
Congratulations, you inspired a shitty mspaint edit.
(The name there is, I assume, just the author of the Mawile fanart I found with google images.)
OffBrandANON
eldritch horror, pink flamingo
- Location
- California, USA
- Pronouns
- She/Her/They/Them
i kinda imagined the hair tubes on the sidelocks.Congratulations, you inspired a shitty mspaint edit.
(The name there is, I assume, just the author of the Mawile fanart I found with google images.)
Unseelie
(Verified True Fae)
- Location
- Tír fo Thuinn
I don't know what the place you're from is like, but house fires don't seem all that unusual to me, so that's what I'd expect in your situation.
The way you pointed it out makes me assume you'll check it out though.
A Bag-of-Summon-Palkia does sound useful right now.
- Location
- Somewhere other than where I am.
The same as with a Bag of Holding, I recon. With it inside out, the inside is now the outside and the outside is now the inside, so the universe is now inside the bag. Naturally, this puts it over the bag's limits, causing it to tear and dump all of its contents into the Astral Plane. Palkia is then left holding the empty bag.
(Thanks to lermilo for the link)
Wild Pokemon only barely understand human speech. Having a conversation with one is like my Grandfather talking to his cat. (Yes, the cat answered. Yes, it was hilarious. No, neither of them would do it if they knew anyone was listening.)
Edit:
Fire trucks also respond to traffic accidents and around here they also have their own ambulance that has the same general look and markings. The only constant is that when they are out and about you know that someone is having a bad day.
A Bag-of-Summon-Annoyed-Palkia sounds like asking for trouble.
He's still balled, so unless he's learned a very interesting new trick it wasn't him. And Flairile can vouch for him.
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hillo315
Intact but Tactless
- Location
- Somewhere. Somewhere else.
Kiara doesn't know she's the cat in this conversation.
Burned_Cookie
Very tired girl.
- Location
- Plato´s cave.
- Pronouns
- She/Her/It/Its
No that would just break the bag.
But pity the fool who thought to use it to store pokeballs.
As to the matter of intelligence, all pokemon in this story are sapient.
If humans haven't figured that out, then there is some kind of memetic effect blocking them, because it's rather obvious when the pokemon can straight up understand human speech and sometimes even learn it.
OffBrandANON
eldritch horror, pink flamingo
- Location
- California, USA
- Pronouns
- She/Her/They/Them
learning to speak it seems to be incredibly uncommon, to the point where many likely dismiss it or consider them exceptions, and learning to understand human doesn't really show the humans your sapience in ways most would care to notice.
Burned_Cookie
Very tired girl.
- Location
- Plato´s cave.
- Pronouns
- She/Her/It/Its
Not really.
Imagine if your dog reacted intelligently to your words. Not in a "I understand the general gist" kind of way, but in a "I understood everything you said and understand the more complex meanings behind it as well" sense.
There is no way people wouldn't notice. And it's not like everyone needs to notice by themselfs. Just enough to draw attention to it.
That's not even getting into the fact that yes, the scientists and training experts would notice instantly.
OffBrandANON
eldritch horror, pink flamingo
- Location
- California, USA
- Pronouns
- She/Her/They/Them
i'm not sure how many reactions can be distinctly noticed as the ladder instead of the former, especially since most wild pokemon probably won't be doing the latter - you seem to be assuming they all know the language by default instead of having to learn it.
and, the way humans tend to be, most probably won't know or accept it if they can't tell it themselves.
Burned_Cookie
Very tired girl.
- Location
- Plato´s cave.
- Pronouns
- She/Her/It/Its
Listen. We in our universe have studied the intelegence of the other animals to an insane degree. And anything displaying complicated problem solving even more so. We have tried to teach primates to type (to some success).
Now imagine if experiments like that lead to the monkey writing up a novel. You catch my drift? There is no way for humanity to miss this once science rolls into town, and few before then.
Even an everyday person can tell that something is up if your dog manages to comprehend a statement like "if A happens do B, unless C has also happend in wicht case do D, but if C happens without A do both at once".
And if you think no one ever says anything complicated to pets than you seriously underestimate peoples tendency to talk to their pets.
Also again, since it's easily provable once you are aware of it, all that is needed for a handfull or maybe even just one person to figure it out. That not happening is so silly that I could only explain it via legendary shenenigans, not that that isn't a likely solution (hence mind whammy field from earlier).
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There is also some chance that poke-mans are different from hu-mans. They might just be really really terrible at noticing some things(like disguises, for example). I mean, trading in their ability to figure out that the thing clearly and coherently talking to them is actually capable of speech, in exchange for the ability to casually invent lossless and reliably reversible matter-to-energy conversion in their bronze-age equivalent might be worth it, especailly if they also get to buff their compassion to the point that having such a fialing doesn't prevent them from being decent to the people which they can't recognise as people.
Burned_Cookie
Very tired girl.
- Location
- Plato´s cave.
- Pronouns
- She/Her/It/Its
Hmmm that is true, especially considering that we see the humans pull a lot of nonsense that no human as we know them ever could, like tanking lightning storms and being no worse for the wear or punching through boulders.
OffBrandANON
eldritch horror, pink flamingo
- Location
- California, USA
- Pronouns
- She/Her/They/Them
you're still overestimating humanity a fair bit here - there are people who don't except even that apes can be taught sign and typing. people have a bad habit of underestimating the intelligence of other creatures. and of not listening to scientists, for that matter. in addition, in order for people to find out, that requires it to be communicated to the masses, who often remain ignorant out of apathy.
Convincing humans to anthropomorphize things is super easy, which is why animism is so common. It takes active training to convince people not to do that.
Which, mind you, isn't an unreasonable thing to have happen here. There was at one point a major view in psychology that you shouldn't anthropomorphize humans, so ignoring intelligent behavior in pokemon is well within the bounds of plausibility.