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A/N: This fic got a bit of a following on QQ so I figured I'd post it here as well to get more exposure for it. Enjoy. XXXXXX The Sekirei Parable Demonstration [BGM: Exploring Stanley] Minato's flock of Sekirei were puzzled. One moment they were with their Ashikabi in Matsu's room, the next...

Prologue I struck one of Dr. E. Vile minions. He went flying into the walls of the metal underwater base, hard enough for something in him to audibly break. If you want to know about the base, It was shaped like a dome, with a fork sticking out of the top, and the hallways went around the...

Eye Opener A Mobile Progression Fantasy Cameron Howard crowdfunded Third Eye on a whim. He didn't really believe a dev team with no industry experience could deliver on an "immersive Augmented Reality, Altered Reality Game for mobile platforms." If they managed somehow, he'd get a cool game out...

Theo rubbed his eyes as he trudged into his apartment. A wide room that acted both as a bedroom and living room, it was nice, he supposed, but it didn't really matter. He sat his briefcase down next to the door and undid the buttons on his shirt. He tossed his clothes into the hamper and sat...

The silly story of two politically dogmatic Diablo II Amazons and their misadventures, reported by the patient chronicler and player. We will follow the progress of Rödluvan (Swedish for Little Red Riding Hood) and Snövit (Swedish for Snow White) as they try to battle their way through the evil...

Lonely Star, why are you far? Why? Why am I here? W-Why was I placed with this responsibility? Why did it have to be m-me? Why… why couldn't it be somebody else? I'm… I'm a nobody. Why? Why did it have to end this way? Why does everyone… and everything hate me? Why was I put into this...

Once upon a time, there was a terrifying being who had conquered the whole multiverse and brought terror upon everything and everyone that existed. She reigned on every plane of existence for a very long time, until every being from every plane of reality decided to team up and defeat her. But...

In the realm of Zhou Star Realm, in the year 2095 of the Immortal Calendar. At the Hundred Lotus Sect's martial arena, amidst the heavy snowfall and bone-chilling winter, a four-year-old boy was teaching a three-year-old girl martial techniques in the snow. "Spread your legs, straighten your...

"Captain, we're approaching Jaya. Do you have any orders for the crew?" Someone once said that there are five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and finally, acceptance. Mind you, I wasn't experiencing grief per say. More like…confusion? Frustration? Perhaps befuddlement is...

I'm a guy! Ranma floated in darkness. He had no idea where he was or how he'd gotten there, but for some reason he didn't seem to care. He felt relaxed and at peace. It was a nice feeling, one he felt far too rarely. After a time, he realized he was no longer alone. He wasn't sure how he...

(Spoilers for Sunrise Countdown Arc! This is for people who aren't familiar/ who haven't reached the part of the arc yet.) (I do not own Kimetsu no Yaiba, and RWBY. All credits go to their owners). ( Rest in Power Monty Oum!) •-• "Argh!" The Demon Slayer yells in rage and pain as the demon...

STAR CHORES Episode I THE BANTAMWEIGHT MENACE It is a period of complacency. DOM OMINNIX, former Jedi apprentice, has returned to his rustic forested homeworld after failing to complete his training at the Jedi Academy on Coruscant. Although displaying untapped potential in the ways of...

[Confirming the discontinuation of {Conlan Alan Griffin}'s 6th lifeline] [Confirming the discontinuation of {Lucille Adrienne Goldcroft}'s 5th lifeline] [Confirming the discontinuation of {Scytale}'s 6th lifeline] [Discontinuation confirmed] [Initiating User Conlan Alan Griffin's...

Quick note: This story does include some Gamer style elements. Outside of the first two chapters, posted here, they are minimal. They also have an in universe source. This is not a LitRPG. The Gamer elements are an in universe thing provided by Batman's biggest fan as a way of allowing a...

Uruda was a city unlike any other in the empire; Nowhere else had its ruling philosophy failed so spectacularly. The city was isolated, disconnected from the nomadic steppes that surrounded it. Its leadership was not of the city, and ruled it as such. And few remained with the knowledge to...

Coverart courtesy of @MelisaOngMiQin0 on twitter. Hello and welcome to Sune’s Solution! Some may know me for other stories, on this forum notably On Angel's Wings, By The Homeworld I'll Someday Be Banned From and Fate/Clusterfuck. I've been involving myself in the setting of the Forgotten...

Nothing makes you feel old like a broken back. Just slipping, falling and landing wrong, in a way that blows out your back wall but not the sexy way. More of a spending the next several months in a brace way. In a way where an object on the floor might as well be on the moon. In a way where...

How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Auswählen Prologue: Are We The Baddies? I never could get used to how cold and foreboding this place was. Up until last night, I was a Soldat, a mere foot soldier serving under His Majesty's Sternritters. Fortunately I was under someone more...

Cover Art: As someone whose life barely had any ups or downs, an Isekai rebirth with magic and miracles was Daniel's chance at something truly epic. So why the heck did I get Isekai'ed by a demonic cult instead of a normal visit by Truck-kun?! With no ROBs, Jump-chan or benevolent...

SYNOPSIS In the far future, mining corporations and planet barons have claimed every world under the suns. But Kestrel Mining Inc. have an ace up their sleeve. Nomads known as "rogue planets" drift in the darkness between stars, loaded with potentially-lucrative mineral resources just waiting...

Chapter 1: +Wakey-Wakey+ “Bleugh.” Was his eloquent response. He felt like death microwaved over, give him a break. +HAH! No…+ +Seriously, though, wake up unless you actually want to die bud+ Oh, hello there adrenaline, old friend. Nothing like the risk of death to kick the three pounds of...

THE TIME TO HESITATE IS THROUGH / NO TIME TO WALLOW IN THE MIRE / TRY NOW, WE CAN ONLY LOSE / AND OUR LOVE BECOME A FUNERAL PYRE / COME ON BABY, LIGHT MY FIRE Jaewon heard the door chime before she noticed the woman walk in. To be honest, the store was in a basement, a particularly...

The Villainess Is An SS+ Rank Adventurer Book 1 now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited & Audible. Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Action, Fantasy, Copious Ohohohohos. Synopsis: Juliette Contzen is a lazy, good-for-nothing princess. Overshadowed by her siblings, she's left with little to do but...

Chapter 1: Service with a Smile I hated when people stared at my third eye, especially when I was waiting tables. If only I hadn't lost my bandana at home nobody would even notice that I was an Oculan. If I was going to be stuck serving drinks and cleaning tables, then I would prefer to be...

The day I met her was a normal day, for the most part. I walked out of my wooden, two room home. One It was built on a small hill and had been expanded at some point when the previous owners wanted privacy from their children. Because the expansion was unplanned, they just built a small set of...