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The last wonderful, terrifying, overwhelming moment of Lilith's Terran life, was the tug and pull of something far greater, more massive, and far deeper than herself. Her skin, had started to swell and burn, as her mind festered with the creeps presence. Her red hair, filled with short curly...

Maternity Leave (of the Senses) The weirdest things happen in Gamindustri. It was years after Uzume arrived and Neptune was dreadfully bored. Usually when that happened Histoire would find something for her to do. Sometimes she would go visit the other CPUs and crash on their couches...

The town of Kuoh, in Japan, is a relatively quiet place. Compared to the cities and tourist locations surrounding it like Akihabara, Tokyo, and Kyoto, all of which have many attractions and bustling streets, the only claim to fame the sedate town has is a relatively well renowned– if somewhat...

"What am I, the great Shirai Kuroko, doing here cleaning up the mess of others?" She asked for the hundredth time, knowing that the only response to her woes was continued silence. Despite her intelligence – and her own self awareness – Shirai Kuroko still could not stop herself from asking...

* * * "You'll never be like me!" The sword shone with a dazzling light, struck the stream of fire, and cut it in half. The famous Thousand Peaks Leap took Bao Xiao to the sky with a jerk of his foot and a lightning-fast leap. His hands were glowing with excess qi, and it flowed from the blade...

"Lilith!" Ignore. "Lilith Nightshade Shadowheart! Come to me! I command it!" Ugh. Hate it when Mom's in full Witch Queen mode. Better see what it's about, though. Once the middle name comes out, I'm just a hop, skip, and a jump away from losing phone privileges. "Coming, Mother!" Takes me a...

Danny triggers with group hug/big brother powers and joins the Protectorate. He does not tell Taylor. Danny begins dating Hannah. He hesitantly tells Taylor. Taylor triggers with bug control but altered to have much higher range and much less multi-tasking capabilities. She does not tell...

Prologue: The Occult Killer I've always admired villains. They are the driving force of every story. Heroes won't exist without villains and villains won't shine without heroes opposing them. Most stories always start with villains threatening the peace of the world and heroes would rise up...

Game Thoughts “Talking” —---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Naruto sighed as a beautiful woman handed him a drink, while another massaged his shoulders. His lap was taken up by a gorgeous blonde woman...

Okay folks, so what we have here is a recursive fanfic of a fanfic set in a cross between Star Trek and The Culture. The originating fanfic is Not Quite Shodan (tropes link) by Hiver, but you can also find it here on this site. I foresee around five to ten chapters for the whole story, no real...

Disclaimer: Seventhe and Enkida have no rights to Final Fantasy VIII or any of the characters within. They mourn this fact regularly. Seventhe weeps discreetly over a little picture of Irvine. Enkida bawls openly over a large picture of Seifer. That's probably more than you good readers ever...

It would not be inaccurate to say that Coil was, in a general sense, mostly unafraid of other capes. Oh, he acknowledged that there were few of them he could take in a straight-up physical confrontation, but by and large he was convinced he was smart enough to avoid a straight up physical...

Ugh, what time is it? I feel like crap. I moved my hands across the… sand? That's not right. I put my palms on the ground and lifted myself up. I got to my knees and began to open my eyes. I had to blink away the droopiness and waited about a minute for my neurons to get warmed up like a car on...

I just finished binge-watching Our Flag Means Death and now there's a yawning void in my soul that needs filling. I'm a sucker for queer romance and lovable weirdos so OFMD completely blew my socks off. The range and depth of the queer representation (and just general diversity) in that show is...

"Class Criminal; or When The Background Character Threw Out the Script" Omake: Operation Sandcastle Shin'ichi was a good cop…well as good as cops get. "He's okay," is what I'm saying. So when Shin'ichi saw an unsupervised, six year old child playing in the beach sand on a school day, he felt...

Chapter 1: Shatterpoint It is said that there is truth, however small, in every story ever told. So few that you and I know realize how true this is. Even fewer still realize how many variations there are to those stories. They are Echoes, so familiar sometimes and yet each so unique. Such a...

Chapter 1: Demons are a girl's best friend Greetings, student. We regret to inform you that, during the recent group study project, your body was rendered unto a state in which you are no longer capable of taking classes in this Worldline. Our investigation into the matter has led us to...

First chapter's gonna be alittle grim, but this series us a comedy series and designed towards funnier themes later. Just establishing why Burn-Up stops caring for being a Hero. Every replies appreciated especially when Im doing orignal works like this! He was done. It's been so long since...

Αναβολή των Αργοναυτών! "Behave." He said as Caenis slumped in her seat. She started blowing air in frustration as she stared at the white wall that encompassed this entire hallway. It was bad enough that she was forced to come along, but to endure such… stillness was egregious. "You have...

Chapter 1: Sanity is for Losers! Atop a snowy mountain, in a cave of darkness, a monster lurked. It huddled against the cold, mind hazy from its long hibernation, but the unmistakable sound of an intruder was slowly rousing it. The beast opened its maw to let out a foreboding cry, warning all...

Day 1 I have received permission and a small grant for my troll study. I was told that trolls were dangerous, and not to seek them out, but there is a significant gap in our academic canon where they are concerned. I must be careful but persistent. Trolls are rare creatures, so if I don't...

AN: Like House of Doormouse, this is a collection of crossover one-shots, which I first posted on SpaceBattles, but did not want to post on more sites until I'd posted more chapters. However, I'm (hopefully) soon going to start updating this more often, so I thought to post it on other sites as...

I used to believe that I was quirkless. My best friend Bakugo bullied me relentlessly, and I was ostracized at school. Life was miserable… until I discovered my quirk at the age of thirteen. Dead scrolling on TikTok gave me body dysmorphia because my feed was constantly full of shredded...

Prologue 24 Thousand kilometers above Solar plane Oort Cloud, Epsilon Eridani System UNSC Eye of Aegis August 30th, 2552 -- The day began quietly on the bridge. The crew spoke in hushed whispers, and the air permeated with the stench of burnt black Navy coffee. Dark circles and lines of...

Hey guys! I'm back! You might recognize me from this post about me asking how to make something funny. And I've been doing a lot of writing since then. I've been doing a lot of reading since then. And I've been looking for a beta reader. but things have changed. For one, I found things that...