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Plot Summary: After a delusional Sauron is defeated, he is sent to Equestria to be "rehabilitated". Refusing to believe he did anything wrong, he decides to "fix" Equestria instead. Absurd skulduggery ensues. This story takes place after Sauron's final defeat at the end of the Third Age and...

Here am I. This thread is made to crosspost my newest fanfic Knights of the Realm. Also available on Fimfiction and Spacebattles. To explain simply, it is an AU where Twilight, Trixie and Sunset are Celestia's students and being trained to become Knights of the Realm, defenders of Equestria...

Synopsis: She is the hero humanity needs, but not the one it deserves. This edgy and gothic tale recounts one ordinary woman's mission to protect cowardly mewling muggles from predation by the inhuman horrors of the night. ACTION! DRAMA! ROMANCE! FALSE-ADVERTISING! STRANGLING! Everything in this...

Warning: Ranma/Akane, strong familial Ranma/Ukyo/Akane, not OT3. References to lesbianism and homophobia. (nothing explicit) Previous Books – [1] [2] [3] (to be added later) Chapters - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] ------------- [16] [17] I have been...

A/N: Please do not try to argue politics or religion with me over this. This is a story. If it helps, pretend they're aliens doing stuff to another planet. I am religious myself and have no wish to offend. Usually, I write religion in a much more theological way. This was a plot-bunny reaction...

CHAPTER 1 It had been a long for day for Misato. First there was a blackout that affected the entire city of Tokyo-3 and even NERV. Something that shouldn’t have even been possible, given the triple-redundant backup circuits that could not all fail at once. Which naturally suggested sabotage...

I was pumped. For a mediocre person like me, without any outstanding talents or notable heritage, getting enrolled into a prestigious academy like this one wasn’t simply a stroke of pure luck, it was more like a divine intervention or something. Just seeing that academic complex with pure...

Sonic the Hedgehog has had quite the up and down history, both as a Video Game Character and as an Icon in General. Now a days, Sonic is synonymous with basement dwelling weirdos who obsess over his arms, his cast of stupid friends, and making totally original characters. But once, in the begone...

Okay, so this is what I thought up after catching up with season 2 of Star Vs the forces of evil. This story was such a fun Idea, I thought, that I couldn't help but write it. However I do not know if I will continue this story after chapter one is finished. So really, me continuing this little...

I just finished watching You're the Worst (which is awesome, if you haven't watched it yet what are you waiting for?) and I'm finding myself with a weird craving for Rom-Com books. I don't just want any Rom-Coms though, I'm after good shit. Therefore, because I don't have the patience to read...

"No." A man's voice said calmly. "Yes!" A women's voice retorted excitedly. "No." "Yes!" "No." "Aw c'mon Davy! You didn't even hear me out yet!" The woman complained. "I'm not even going to ask. Please leave my apartment, I'm going to go do things now." The now identified Davy replied...

Rogue. A noun meaning a wild animal driven away or living apart from the herd and having savage or destructive tendencies. I put my heart into the summoning ritual, the ultimate test for if I was truly worth my position, both as a mage in this esteemed academy, and as a member of the Valliere...

A Word To The Wise; People like to think they’re special, they like to strive to be at the top, to be the best like no one ever was. Every kid dreams of being superheroes, princesses, knights, fairies, kings & queens, you want my advice? Don’t; being truly special is liable to get you and your...

Prologue "Is this gonna hurt?" "Only if you keep crying like a pussy." Vivan glared at his sister, to which she grinned. “Make it a swan,” she said. “Just like this one.” Aryana lifted the glove off her fist to reveal a white dove tattoo on her hand. The tattoo artist looked up at her, “you...

You've done it. You've finally done it! The Archimedes is fully armed operational at last. Just in time for that irritating NCR attack too. Now, how to show them all? Naturally, you'll tell them all to Witness the Power of your Fully Armed and Operational Orbital Laser System. The question is...

So...It's settled then. He towers above you, the boiling flames failing to scour away the hard, writhing shadows that make up the god's ethereal form. Before the burning pit, you cower, your ghostly forms small to the infinite rock and flame of the underworld and nothing compared to the...

Well, well, well, what do we have here? ...Ah, just another bunch of dead souls. Disappointing. ...Yes, you’re dead. Please don’t cry, the wife is still irritated about the last bunch I threw into a pit of endless torment and despair because they annoyed me. In any case, I’m sure you remember...

You do not know who you are, where you are, or how you got here... all you know is that you're blind, injured, and were definitely left here to die... oh and right now you're tied up with something. What do you plan on doing? Your name is -chromix-, or at least it's the handle you have...

AN: I was inspired to write this after bingeing SovereignRex's brilliant Sailor Moon SI - I'm a WHAT now? My Surprising New Job!. Check it out if you haven't, definitely worth a read. ~ooOO0OOoo~ Chapter 1: Waking Up To A Nightmare I partly came to when I felt something poking at my side...

Howdy. Some of you who also post on SpaceBattles already know what this is about. For others? I began Mobile Fighter Evangelion back in 2010, inspired during the heyday of Gregg Landsman's Nobody Dies. I would post snippets on SpaceBattles, then the final version on FF.Net. Since then, the...

Survival of the Meanest: War Journals of Sometimes Player, Sometimes Coach, Sometimes Both, Dozer Konami, Ogre Bull ‘Mercenary’ (Blood Bowl) (SI) --- Entry ??: Motivational Speaking Date: 1 / 28 / 2522 Location: Har Ganeth, Naggaroth Team: Harlum Waaugh! Trotters Position: Replacement...

In this Quest, you play as a Genie, a normally non-sapient minor spirit bound to an item called a Focus and magically compelled to obey the orders of your item's owner. In your case, your [] Lamp (No bonuses or maluses) [] Bottle (+Physical Strength +Common Sense, - Magic, - Tech) [] Clay Tablet...

A/N: After some deliberation on the thread for The Girl of Tomorrow, I've decided to post some humorous snippets on the side while working on my main stories. This is basically a series of drabbles that deals with Superman in the ME universe. The basic gist is that a Silver Age Superman, after...

I'm writing something more along the lines of what I'm actually good at this time. This was brought on by watching Mark play shirty horror games before bed. Forgive me. If I haven't updated in a week holler at me via pms to get off my lazy bum. Night One: As you awaken, you suddenly...