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It had been a night like any other, people were driving home, some going to clubs, others resting peacefully in their beds. The peace was calming, a lull of security and protection surrounded people as they rested. It was a perfect night, as if the world had finally found peace with itself...

“Once again, you have wasted another perfectly good hour by listening to Space Talk. Our producer is Doug “Boney Boy” Birman, our executive producer is Harry “Hugs” Kissinger, our net lackey is Sally “Silly Sally Solly” Salzinger, and our Marketing Chief is Mugsy Lawlor. Our show is a production...

We now present: Young Justice: Annotated - In Technicolor So what do you do when you’re an ex-patriot copy of oneself who is still exists in their alternate reality? Why do all the pages in Hazard’s Diary before this say [REDACTED]? Oh, right… Batman. Been there, done that. Hazard committed...

09/04/2017 - 13:00 - Tokyo - Arisato Minako Arisato Minako and Arisato Minato were not sure how to feel about their current situation, they were finally not going to be living with a random member of their extended family until they got bored of them and then moved them onto the next member of...

It had been twenty years since ADVENT took over Earth, since XCOM had lost whatever good men and women they had. You’ve been stuck in a simulation for that long, your body was lucky to not have atrophied in the chamber. But you’re still feeling the effects, it’s taken a few days for you to start...

You collapse in your bathroom, the ceiling spinning counter-clockwise as your head hits the floor and you see up through the ceiling, through the rain and the clouds and up into space — so, this is one of those weird out-of-body experiences — there, laid out before you is the vast wonder of...

Humanity has advanced beyond the stars, discovering many planets and creating a Golden Age for them. In this time, they terraformed many planets in their quest for answers. They wanted to know ‘Where Are They’? The other civilizations, those who have formed among the stars as Humanity did. We...

Thanks to @Rhydeble and @Harbin This is not an attempt at a serious fic. It is not an attempt at comedy either. By One Sting or How To Make Bombs Friends With Friendly Bombastic People Chapter 1: #NewBoss He convulsed and screamed, dying in spite of his power ripping him apart from the...

Skyrim is such a serious game. Like, seriously serious. Uptight even. So here's a story to try and lighten it up. My goal here is to try and tell a spin on the 'modern person sent into Skyrim' genre, but also add much-needed humor, fun, and silliness to the material. Also yes, the main character...

Looking at the stars above your village, you felt alone in the world. Your home had been raided while you were away for whatever reason, and tears threatened to fall from your eyes. Nobody had been spared, children, women, elderly, nobody escaped the massacre unscathed. Those that lived were...

Death had come for you, it was quick, brutal, and no doubt painful considering you're still writhing in pain from it. While every fiber of your body was screaming in pain, you could feel your eyelids get heavier with each passing moment. The very fact it was happening was shocking to you, that...

"Uguu." There is a stabbing pain in your head and you're pretty sure it's your brain. You open your eyes to blessed darkness, but the sun peeping around the edges of the blinds does not bode well for when you have to leave the bedroom. Which, you'll really need to do if you want water to take...

EP1: "P-protagonist? But I'm the Mascot!" ♡ The Mission seems simple enough; find the Pretty Magicians Five in Machigai High School, introduce them to magic, hand over the Flower Pallets, and then keep them updated on what to do while enjoying the high life in a human home. You were given a...

It had been how long since you had played that game? Ten, Twelve weeks? Christ time flies by doesn’t it? You had recently lost a good friend yesterday, and you had been there to see them be put into the ground. Maybe you should play the game they’ve been bugging you about for the past few days...

Loading... ... ... Ready... Run! DNK MANUFACTURE PRESENTS: SO YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK: AN ISEKAI JOINT [Choose Your Difficulty] [ ] EHHHHH?! EASY MODO?! KIMOI! [ ] ORE TUEEEEEE ~ Normal [You were special before you died, get a fully functional cheat skill and are exemplary from the jump...

You’re what’s left, the dregs, the remnants of what was once a great world is now left in anarchy and chaos as darkness runs rampant. Left with nothing, you’re content to let the world die off and await another age. But are you really going to stand by as they slaughter the innocent? No...

OOC Thread Here Sunrise Point wore the middle of autumn the way most other places wished they could wear late spring. Just warm enough that showing some skin was comfortable and just cool enough that dressing up more wasn't sweltering. The latter quarter of the year was a fashionista's dream...

Hey Everyone, If you are reading this, you may know that I have been writing fanfiction. And, as most writers, I have many, many story ideas that I want to, some time in the future, finish. This may include (but is not limited to): - fanfiction - original works - other stuff So I will post...

Pilot Episode It was a standard patrol. Armsmaster, known to those few he trust and commands as Colin Wallis was riding his iconic tinkertech bike when console reported something. “Armsmaster! Be advised, parahuman activity reported near a warehouse not far from you. Clockblocker out.” The...

Hello there! We at the Cultural Exchange would like to know who you are, and what kind of person you are before allowing you to host Liminals. Please check the box that you have read and gone over the Cultural Exchange Laws before applying for the program, failure to comply will have you...

From time to time, I just get the urge to be...well...silly. So...well...hence this thread, which is about--you guessed it--trolling a Dark Lord. There will be other stories, I'm sure, where I come up with various ideas to troll the Dark Lord Arville or others...and I'm sure that others will...

You are a Kobold, and your home is getting...Boring, for lack of a better term. You want to explore, see the world and find out what else there is to life instead of hiding from goblins and brigands. You want your freedom, but you're stuck in a village with wooden walls on all sides. But...

Waking up, you got up from your comfy bed and decided to get around to doing whatever you need to do. Lumbering towards your kitchen, you swore you heard someone else in there, but you brushed it off as waking up hallucinations. "Hello there." Snapping your head to whoever said that, you...

My brother is stupid. Absolutely, completely stupid. He also happens to be a very magically gifted individual. Which is unfortunate, considering how he usually uses that power. Like the time he killed three of the Baboon King’s soldiers and got chased halfway across the planet. Or that time...

Markiplier is dead. (Not Mark Fishbach, his persona, Markiplier is dead. Mark is fine). Who killed him? Watch this nearly 15 minute video and decide for yourself. I like his brand of humor. It's silly goofy humor that doesn't make you stupid to like it.