humour

You were alone, face down, on a cold wet floor. This excited you. You'd dreamed of being sent to another world after your demise and had a few in mind for your second life. A harem anime would be nice or a fantasy RPG but you also wouldn't say no to a sci-fi action adventure. It was strange to...

ROULETTE A Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic There was a crack of thunder accompanying an actinic flash as lighting struck Rouge, who was currently holding the blue Chaos Emerald she had just liberated from Dr. Robotnik's device, with secondary arcs passing from her through Tails and the Eggman...

A Fine Sediment by Chairtastic Summary: Everyone told me you shouldn't build on sand. Your foundation needs to be strong and sturdy or everything will come crashing down. But being strong, sturdy, and hard means you're unable to change easily. As it turns out, sand is just fine to build on –...

Yeah, it's another crosspost. :rolleyes: You may be wondering why I need to post this fic here, considering that I've already posted it on fanfiction.net, AO3 and Spacebattles. Surely anyone who wants to read it has already read it, right? Well, maybe. On the other hand, this fic started off...

Being involved in a bike accident along with his girlfriend, Spencer was barely able to regain consciousness after going through an emergency procedure in a hospital. What greeted the orphan wasn’t an empty ward but a black robed woman. Informed that he had awakened a talent, he was selected...

Checkers Synopsis: Waking up as Jaune Arc won't be a problem if I survive a school of reckless teenage superheroes, understand the Arc family before they find me, and stop a world-ending plot from an immortal mistress. It seems easy enough. 'Thought Bubble' "Speaking/Dialogue"...

I am Urano Hibiki, age 16. I'm a female high school student who loves anime and games. I would lie and say I have average grades, but the truth is that I have below average scores on my studies. I don't have a good track record on our P.E. because of my lazy lifestyle. Most of my free time is...

Prologue : Seven Wraiths Assemble! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhsG6Bt_SUc It was a dark and ominous night in the city of Everick, a territory in Midgar kingdom ruled by the illustrious Normann family for generations. That same territory is the home of the mysterious evil lord Necromancer...

Think of the worst people you ever met. Good, now we- Wait…That's it? Those are the worst people you've ever met? That's it? Huh, that's not enough. We need someone worse. Think of the real worst people you've ever met, people horrendous, people whose morality makes you question your faith in...

A Serendipitous Affair Prologue "I made a friend." Kota Izumi said as he finally admitted it to his aunt, Shino Sosaki. The woman blinked at his words as she looked at his nephew from across the small dining table they shared in her home. The soft clicking of their wall clock was the only...

A Part-Time Heroine's Guide To Dragonslaying Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy, Flying Cats. Synopsis: The world is ending. To most, that's a problem. To Elise Rowe, it's the start of her week. With her Sword of Heroism in one hand and a jug of coffee in the other, she navigates working...

*TN: Keikaku means Chaos Alternative Title: The Literal Devil In My Walking Stick, The Beguiler Of Mankind And Betrayer Of The Divine, Is A Trans Wrongs Activist?! I have a severe case of brainworms, a friend who is undoubtedly a terrible influence on me, and a desperate need to vomit a...

General Content Warnings: Trypophobia, Body Horror ————————— Darkness. Ever more darkness. Forever. The Crawling Rot would have found it ironic, if it was capable of such a thing. How similar this experience must be to those unfortunate victims of The Forever Blind? The Crawling Rot didn't...

Falling Mori Jin was Falling He Disappointed them He failed EVERYONE HE Was the Strongest God Now THE Supreme God of the Universe and Yet.....IT MEANT NOTHING! "Why do I Have so much Power and I Can't even Save the ones I Love?" He Thought Depressingly before Continuing "Why did Mubong...

“The tensions between Militech and Arasaka have escalated significantly; if Arasaka continues to antagonize Militech at this rate, we might be unable to prevent the fifth corporate war from occurring off-schedule and jeopardizing our assets.” “It is of no concern; they were as unprepared for...

I open my eyes. The architectures in front of me still decidedly unfamiliar. It is a mystery how I appear here while walking to my classes. I ponder for awhile more and in the end, make a weak shrug. Since I can't think of why, let's find out later. I survey the place I find myself in. It seems...

Because I'm the one who gets stuck with the serial killer, aren't I? …Okay, guess I should back up. Long story short, short-ish anyway, I go by Vera Norin, well down here I do. I'm one of the three owners, okay, one of the only three employees of Wyrd Sisters Inc in Stockholm. Says a lot that...

There were a number of things Uzi Doorman had intended to do on her 18th birthday, summoning a demon hadn't been on that list but regardless one stood in the center of her the summoning circle in her room, watching her with a look of concern. For the early years of her life, there was nothing...

Chapter 1: The Scraplands are Calling "If any of you try anything funny, then I will do more than just whack one of off a cliff again." The synth, Fang, overlooked the smaller, scurrying ones as he jumped across the junkyard. His larger, more predatorial build could not always follow them...

I know what you're thinking. What's the US Army doing in India? Well, some people in very fancy offices at high levels of both DC and New Delhi thought it would be a good idea to strengthen ties between America and India in the wake of Xi Jinping's behavior. These very same people with fancy...

Michael was late William noticed. He always came to Fredbears right after school with his friends right behind him. But today he was late. William would usually not notice after all he had more important things to focus on but Henry mentioned it so it got Williams's attention. "He is probably...

Someone knocked on my door. For anyone else, this might have been normal, if a bit unusual, given that it was the middle of the night. But I wasn't anyone else. I'm Herman Schultz—or The Shocker, if you prefer—a wanted supervillain. So this was either the S.W.A.T. team, the webhead, or Frank...

The Jackasses: Combo Breaker (The Jackasses/One Minute Melee) Raphael could only think one thing walking into the bar: This was gonna be SO much better than having sex. It was part of Raphael's lifestyle to walk outside, hit on girls, and satisfy his addiction every time he was done with...

Chapter 1 – The first rule The last thing Artemis could remember was Butler and Holly running towards him, but it was too late. In truth, he hadn't expected Holly to get his hint about the clone, but he was impressed none the less. He opened his eyes, one brown, one blue and stared up at the...

- - - Multiversal - - - Exploration - - - Organization - - - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl8HqDzpk0o It could have been a motorcycle, a car, or even a goddamn bus. All you know is that one moment you were walking across a busy intersection, and the next your helpless body was getting...