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The day I met her was a normal day, for the most part. I walked out of my wooden, two room home. One It was built on a small hill and had been expanded at some point when the previous owners wanted privacy from their children. Because the expansion was unplanned, they just built a small set of...

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Hello everyone. Some friends recommended I post this to Sufficient Velocity in addition to the other sites being posted to. This is a crossover of Okami and the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I'm attempting to stay true to the established characters as best I can. The first chapter is meant to be...

When you get your bearings back, you find yourself facing a beautiful lady who seems to proclaim herself as the Goddess. The Goddess implore you to save the world, though she will also understand if you reject her. Still, going to her world is already inevitable as you have been.... []Summoned...

AN: I am writing this partly to spread awareness of Simon R. Green's shared universe, which contains some of the most interesting fantasy(urban and otherwise) and sci-fi settings I have read. This will feature characters from the Deathstalker series, from the Nightside, from Secret Histories...

AN: I posted this story a while ago on Spacebattles, so you can go there and read ahead, if you wish, but it's in progress. My plan is to post a chapter a day until I catch up to the current story, but I'll post more if readers demand. As you can tell by my avatar, I'm fascinated by the idea of...

Eun Neugdae had a pretty mundane morning routine. It consisted of waking up, showering, eating breakfast and leaving the apartment to catch the bus to school. Today however the rather pleasant bus ride was being inconvenienced by a police blockade forcing traffic to one lane on a narrow road...

Cave Fever "Achoo!" Rebecca sneezed for what had to be the umpnteeth time that day as she shoved her gloved hands deeper into her jacket. She was shoving them so hard, she was liable to make a hole in the pockets. "Can we please turn the heater up?" "You've asked me that half a dozen times...

D'un ton criard, Dai, le petit nom de Dawid s'était exclamée; - vous n'avez aucune preuve contre nous et nous sommes riches, la loi interdis l'arrestation des milliardaires... Ils n'eût le temps de finir qu'il se prend une mouche électrique sur la plante du cou, faut dire que c'est pas une...

(Worm belongs to Wildbow, not me, and just as in general fanfictions are not a problem with IP rights, I hope that mine will be no exception. Should Wildbow contact me in anger, this work shall disappear in contrition.) Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. She is rather put out by this, but since...

Since I was a child, I always admired characters who moves within the shadows. They aren't the protagonist, nor the antagonist of the story. They can be considered a really important character who will barely appear on the whole series, but their presence itself are so mysterious and relevant to...

I wake up. Feel like a rockstar. Maybe a bit nervous. I remind myself that life is pointless, nothing matters, and that's a good thing. Nice practice for later. My name is Xan, and I'm the world's most dangerous criminal mastermind. I'm also in hiding and completely broke. That's fine. It's...

"!qυ ɘʞɒw oɈ bɘɘn υoY !qυ ɘʞɒW" I blinked my eyes, bleary. Oh. Hey. It was Sam. The Kartana stood on my chest, waving its arms and hopping to get my attention. "I'm up," I said, trying to move into a sitting position, even as I shielded my eyes, getting a feel for the locale. Okay, daylight: I...

~Invocation~ From the cold earth, arise! We summon your restored body, fleeing the embrace of death, into the warm hands of blooded life From the top of the world, fly! Rise and spread your wings. We beseech you – crash through clouds, and soar through the blackened skies. Scour...

"Oh, what has the little lamb dragged in?" Wouldn't you say dragged around, more like? "Hehehe so it seems, but look at it struggling, how interesting!" Say, to reject the light even when it took a direct shine to it, would it not make a great champion? No, no how boring. It would deny us...

Chapter 1: Prelude Third Age 1944 A creaking sound disturbed the silence, as a flaming torch revealed a guardsman entering the dungeon cell. The occupant appeared asleep, his worn head bowed, resting on a long graying beard. His wrists were shackled. The shackles were long, however, as they...

Hey everyone, got the itch to write some fiction for first time in a very long time. I used to write quite often but I definitely felt out of practice. Regardless it's a good learning experience and a bit of fun so I'm not too worried. Additionally, this is the first time I'm actually publishing...

Content Alert: There is a scene in which Mikan is depicted in just a bath towel in text. It is not the main focus of the scene and lasts for a few sentences but I am alerting you just in case you don't want to read that. I'll put a (!) symbol in the scene transitions so you can skip it if you...

Bestowing Ceremony Valentinus Balboni was not having a good day. For one, he had a terrible hangover, and no amount of advanced Glitterworld level medicine would immediately poof it away. Three hundred thousand years of human existence, three thousand years of space travel, countless worlds...

-Taylor- I tiredly blinked as I stared at the gray floating menu in front of my half blind eyes. Being snuggled up in my cozy warm bed almost made me want to ignore the freak incident and chalk it up to a weird dream. Yet no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t shut my eyes. Groaning and...

Chaos and Order are two sides to the same coin. The uncontrolled discord of the former are guided by unseen systems of the latter, and the latter's overt systems are shaken off balance by interupptions of the former. The cosmos itself was a machine built on these two foundations, two systems...

Till I Change your Mind Chapter 1: Welcome to the Jungle 2080 CE – No Entries It was almost time. Hard to tell, actually, given that all of the dates in the games were given in CE and BCE. The Asari don't use that. Turians either. Nor Salarians. I'm not fully convinced my own people actually...

Weirdly, as huge a fan of Kirby as I am, I’ve never run a proper RP in the setting. One Quest that fizzled out, but never a full RP. I think I want to change that. So, this is Dream Friends. It’s a hack I thought up of Lasers and Feelings, and it goes a little something like this: The legend...

*Disclaimer: I own nothing of Gainax/Khara, Film Roman, or Paws, Inc. For purposes of adding to the authenticity of the crossover, the events described below are to be imagined in the visual style of Jim Davis.* The shot opened on Tokyo-3, the sound of the Angel alert system blaring across...

Bruce's face was set in a tight-lipped frown as he surveyed the smoking slag heap that had been his medlab computer. Of course, he could have been watching a beautiful sunrise and still have the frown, a comment made by just about everyone who knew him, from Alfred to Zatanna. That didn't keep...