humour

Mieruko-chan is a manga written and drawn by Izumi Tomoki. It follows Miko Yotsuya, a fairly normal high schooler, who one day sees a horrifying monster that keeps asking if she can see it. Thus the story starts as it means to go on, as Miko goes though her life seeing terrifying beings doing...

*Disclaimer: I own, what else, nothing of Gainax or NBCUniversal.* Prologue - Shinji Stands Up Shinji Ikari was standing on a small stage in front of a brick wall in a small comedy club. He was wearing a blue collared shirt, a gray sport coat, jeans, and sneakers. As soon as he picked up...

You spurred to life with a whir and a groan. You think on what exactly you are and your mechanical mind Immediately tells you: You are an A.I. designed to keep watch over a group of clones colonizing a distant moon. You hum as you think on other things; You have: [] Male Programming [] Female...

Taylor's first night out was supposed to be simple. Just dipping her toe into the waters of being a hero. That plan was completely shot when she came across Lung telling a group of gang members to kill some kids. There was no way she could let that stand. She crouched around the corner from...

So far, I've been posting this in my ideas thread. But now that I've written the third chapter, I think it's time that I gave this fanfic its own thread. The initial inspiration for this fic was mariagonerlj's tendency to draw comparisons between HameFura (a cute shoujo anime with a...

I've often heard people claim that the first rule of comedy is 'punch up, not down'. However, my long experience with comedians and comedic TV shows and Cartoons have shown that the first rule of comedy is the exact opposite: Punch down, not up. From the near Oscar host Kevin Hart and his...

Taylor looked across the river that stretched out before her. It was a massive thing, far enough across that the light mist that hung in the air was enough to obscure the other bank. Out of the river jutted pillars of stone causing the water to twist and swirl. A layer of mist clung to the...

Well, I suppose we should get the elephant in the room out of the way. Yes, I died. At least, I'm pretty sure I died--pretty sure that particular run-in with Truck-Kun was unrecoverable. That... man, that sucks. What else do you say, really? I mean, I didn't expect to get this far--if there was...

It all started six years ago, back in college, when an unexplained incident occurred. It wasn’t anything too extravagant as far as supernatural experiences go; just five dumb roommates taking an elevator up to their dorm room after a night of partying. All of them piled into the elevator and...

"My dick brings more joy than yuletide, Compared to the finest horse it is a better ride, My tongue so great you could only do worse. A second verse you demand? I've raked my way across this land, Music is loud, so take my hand, I turn passion up until it is demand, One taste is not enough...

Volume 1: DumB.A.S.S. “Why does every conversation with you feel like a net loss?" “Because friendship is a matter of give and take and I am a pickpocket." — Jaune d'Orléans, sometimes called J'd'Or/JDO, replying to Shadow Person. Chapter 1: Sniffing Vicodin in Vale “Ah, great. Where am I...

Once upon a time, the world of Xak II was a peaceful, happy, joyous place. Well, actually, that was a lie. Actually it was a fairly anonymous so-called ‘civilised world’ in the Imperium of Man, which was to say it was a component cog in the cruellest and most brutal regime imaginable. But the...

Disclaimer: This story has nothing to do with the Might and Magic franchise) I suppose it is time for a tale… A tale of an Overlord. No not that one! This is a tale of the true Overlord! Our story begins at the end of summer, as the sun was dipping beneath the horizon, a story of Minions...

Sing, o Muse, of Zagreus, son of Hades and prince of the Underworld, quarrelsome quixotic Zagreus doomed to die and return time and time again. Tell his story, and how in this moment he found himself pulling himself out of the blood-red river Styx, reborn into the lavishly morbid environs of...

(Cross-posted from FF.net, due in part to a couple of special characters not being permitted there, and partly due to the higher likelyhood of constructive criticism and potential improvements/suggestions here) At the Hogwarts Quidditch Pitch, pandemonium reigned. Not two hours prior, the...

Snapping Turtle By Chairtastic. A/N: Okay, so what I'm doing here is a bit of a shift in writing for me. One, because I haven't written Naruto fanfiction since I stopped super hardcore shipping back in my mid-teens. And two, because I'm writing an SI... where the perspective characters aren't...

The World of Cheos Sum, or “first breath” in the common tongue is a relatively safe place in comparison to the other realms. Named such for being the place wherein all of humanity originated. Long since has humanity ventured from their home into the great infinity beyond, but Cheos Sum remains a...

A/N: Hello all! I needed a break from A Poisoned Chalice, to prove I could still write something that wasn't that. So I've taken the incredibly bold step of... writing yet another Fate fic. Baby steps, Rob. Anyway, this is my first stab at writing a humour fic, which is an entirely different...

A Cup of Tea, a Cookie, and Yu A FFX Fan Fiction by ArcaneWeapon This is my 3rd fic from The Pairing Game, with Jecht and Yu Yevon as the pairing this time. This should be funny, and I hope you enjoy it. There is no yaoi, so turn around if that's what you were looking for. Thanks to Angel...

RP version of Isekai Quartet where you can use any Character from any Isekai, including non-Japanese ones like Narnia and Amphibia. Plot: The Casts of Overlord, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Konosuba and Re:Zero thought meeting each other was weird enough. Things got stranger with the introduction of...

Genius Loki: Chapter 1 - Prologue Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, and I know I'm not ever going to get paid for writing this. AN: This was inspired by the Worm AU story 'It Gets Worse' by Ack and the prologue was inspired by 'Sphere of Influence' by Bobmin. The name 'Genius Loki' is...

(1983) Uchujo: Becoming a 'Lady of the Universe' in Another World! Television show, animated, 52 episodes Produced by Dean Learner, directed by Michiyamenotehi Funana (disputed) Available now on Blu-Ray, DVD, Laserdisc, VHS, CED, U-Matic, and zoetrope Alternate titles: Becoming a Space...

They woke up staring at the ceiling. Sleep was not technically necessary for them anymore, but it was still refreshing to enter a rest cycle on occasion. They remained laying on the bed for several minutes, cataloging the passive data they had gathered while they were unconscious. There had been...

(Story under rewrite and format change. Updates to follow)

“…and I beg you, I beg you to forgive me for my weakness! For I have tried, as long as I could, to keep my silence, but I can no longer resist my feelings! Dean, Victoria… I love you.” At those words, Gallant, still kneeling on the ground, hung his head in shame, silently awaiting his friends...