Ascending some steps they halted at some brown furnishings when they heard an omnipresent voice humming. Across the room from the loveseat and living chair was a wall encased in monitors. Twelve in total, three rows, and four columns. All of them had rectangular lines of each color in the rainbow. It was like a live feed was cut. Upon taking a few steps forward, the screens went dark and the two in the very center showed the word 'WELCOME!' and someone began to speak.
"Oh hello hello hello, welcome to the Stanley Parable live demon-er, wait what's this?"
[BGM: Leaving Stanley]
The Sekirei were taken aback by the disembodied voice addressing them. They glanced around the room to see who was speaking, but no one was there beside them. Where was it coming from?
"Anime characters? In my demo? This game isn't known for any weeaboo nonsense...or is it? No, no. This isn't right at all. Hold on, let me consult my notes…" The voice trailed off to his supposed documents. Sounds of papers being flipped open and rustled through were heard. Apparently, he was just as confused as his guests were. "Did someone mod my game? How the hell did you all get in here? This place is supposed to be completely empty besides Stanley. And speaking of him, where is he?" he gasped. "Did you kill him?"
"No! We didn't do anything like that!" Matsu replied. "We just kinda…appeared here out of nowhere. Who are you?"
"AND YOU CAN SPEAK?!" The Narrator shrieked. "Now I know this isn't part of the demo! I'm the only one who was given a voice for it! Not even Stanley himself has a single line of dialogue and he's the main character! What the hell is going on? Who are you and what do you want with my story?"
"None of us have any idea what you're talking about or who this 'Stanley' is." the landlady said sternly with a hint of annoyance. "As Matsu said we all just got transported here somehow. Can you let us go home?"
The Narrator hummed. "I wish I could help you, but this is all new to me. I'm simply a narrator for the experience. I don't even like anime, especially the kinds that throw around gratuitous fanservice as if giving characters big busts and limited attire makes up for a lack of plot and cohesive narrative!" he grumbled frustratedly following his rant, then sighed. "But it seems we're trapped here with each other for the time being. We may as well make the most of it…"
"I think not! Show thyself, coward!" Tsukiumi roared. "Return me and my housemates to my husband at once! We havest no time for games!"
"Yeah!" Kuu backed her.
"Shakespearean English?" the strange voice questioned. "Apparently you aren't from the same time period as the others. Your character design fits the art style of everyone else's, but that voice is rather out of place..."
"No, she's with us." Homura said, rolling his eyes.
"Is that so? Well, that's odd…"
"Odd?! Hold thy insults, cur!" Tsukiumi grumbled, growing more agitated.
"Seriously why do you speak that way? I may have a funny accent, but at least I have the excuse of being British! You're Japanese! In fact all of you are! Why was the dub chosen over the far superior sub?!"
"None of us have a clue why she does it, it's just her thing." Kazehana tittered. "And for the record, all of us are aliens."
"Riiiiight…"
"Bite thy tongue before I rip it from thy maw…" A tic mark throbbed on Tsukiumi's head. Honestly, she didn't have a clue why she did it either, but she'd be damned if she let him get one over on her at her expense. "My breasts may be large, but my modesty is something I take pride in! Or dost thou not have the temerity to direct thy arrogant words to my face in person?!"
"Modesty? You think you're modest? Hahahahaha, don't make me laugh!"
"How dare thee! I am the most prim and proper of all the Sekirei and you best not forget it!"
"Well, you should have considered that before deciding to parade around in a fetishy gothic maid outfit. Seriously, one gust of wind will result in a famous Marylin Monroe mishap. You know the one I'm talking about..."
"RRRRRAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!" Tsukiumi roared as everyone snickered at her expense, remembering each time the Narrator's assumption resulted in that very mishap. Oh, the many many dozens. "Thy will pay dearly for such remarks! My outfit is classy! Thou simply has no taste!"
"Mhm," the narrator hummed. "Keep telling yourself that, blondie. I'm simply unfurling a simple observation of it like doves from a magician's cuff."
"You said this is a game demo, right?" Matsu cut in as Tsukiumi's teeth began to grind over themselves. "Well maybe if we all play it to the end we might be able to find answers and maybe free ourselves."
"Hmm, the redhead with the glasses and bigger boobs makes an astute point. Perhaps you can all roleplay as Stanley…yes, yes! I can make a story out of this nonsense!"
"What would role-playing as Stanley require us to do?" Matsu inquired. "We don't even know who Stanley is so how can we emulate his behavior?"
"Oh, it's easy! Just do everything I tell you to do without question!"
"Come again?" Tsukiumi sweat dropped.
"Ah yes, I see it! All that nervous tension and looming uncertainty! Why don't we drink in the anticipation for a moment! Just for twenty minutes or so."
"Twenty minutes? That's quite a stretch." Kazehana commented.
The voice ignored her. "Please for just twenty minutes, don't move or act in any way. Simply remain motionless and let the thrill of demoing the Stanley Parable wash over you!"
The monitors began flashing the message 'PLEASE REMAIN MOTIONLESS'.
The group shared confused glances amongst themselves for a brief moment.
"Should we do as he says?" Homura asked no one in particular. He was in no mood for this at all, but what choice did he have?
"I refuse to stall while my husband's life is at stake!" Tsukiumi argued, stomping her heeled boot.
"Oh I get it, you're all too anxious and can barely hold still! Tell you what, I think we should walk off that nervous energy before getting the demo underway…" A red arrow pointing to the left blinked on the monitors and not long after a hidden passage opened up for them to follow. "Here, why don't I take you all on a little tour of the facility and show you how we make a demonstration for a game like The Stanley Parable."
The flock gathered at the opening and peered inside at the catwalk looming over the exposed area before looking at one another to gauge their reactions. They were all unnerved, but since they were all superpowered aliens, they decided to play along. If an ambush was waiting for them, they'd still have an advantage even if Miya wasn't there with them.
Their slight footfalls clomped on the metal catwalk as they tread inside. On the wall in the distance was the message,
THE STANLEY PARABLE
DEMO CONSTRUCTION FACILITY
The floor on the lower level was also empty aside from a couple of open doors and stacks of cardboard boxes littered about.
The voice chimed in again, "This is where I and the other proctors have been working meticulously to construct a demo that explains clearly and concisely exactly what the Stanley Parable is. How it plays and why the player should spend real-world money on the main game."
"Yeah, well I'm still not buying it." Homura quipped as he followed the path along with the rest much to the narrator's chagrin.
He grumbled as he continued the explanation as they entered a room that served no purpose other than to connect to another catwalk that led them deeper into the complex. "Video game demonstrations are tricky and without the proper technology, you run the risk of the player having no idea what to expect in the full version."
Not long after, the catwalk led them to a stairwell housed in a room that had dozens of big red buttons lining the walls, the majority of which were out of reach.
The advisor spoke again as they descended them, "Ah, here is one such technology. These buttons are meant to convey the meaning of choice and the decisions you make. After all, choices carry tremendous meaning and consequence, didn't you know that? Go ahead, why don't one of you try picking one of these buttons to press and we'll see what your choice says about you!"
The group paused, looking around at the multitude of big red buttons surrounding them.
Miya approached the door and jiggled its handle. "It's locked."
"I guess we need to push a button for him to let us out," Matsu concluded. "So, who wants to do the honors?"