[X] Turn Human, grab Pink Cat and...
-[X] Dive out the window!
 
[x] Sniff the air, is she cooking something identifiable?

Tuna?

Giving the benefit of the doubt, she would have put us in the sink or tub cause butchering cats is probably messy
 
[X] Turn Human, grab Pink Cat and...
-[X] Dive out the window!

OOC, I suspect it's an misunderstanding but, hey, bestcat.
 
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Mew. Time for tally.

Adhoc vote count started by TheBleachDoctor on Apr 18, 2017 at 5:28 PM, finished with 18394 posts and 20 votes.

  • [X] Turn Human, grab Pink Cat and...
    -[X] Dive out the window!
    [X] Wait. You're sure it's just a misunderstanding.
    [x] Turn human, and turn Pink Cat human.
    -[x] Cat the stuffed cats.
    -[x] Try to leave by the front door.
    [X] Wait. You're sure it's just a misunderstanding.
    -[X] Turn Human and sit at a table while old lady isn't looking. Explain the misunderstanding. Laugh. Surely the old lady doesn't actually eat cats. That would be unfortunate. For her.
    -[X]Idly play with your Bet Cat Claws, sharpen them on something made of metal, accidentally shredding it, oops.
    [X] Wait. You're sure it's just a misunderstanding.
    -[x] You have Kitten Time if anything happens.
    [x] Turn Pink Cat human.
    -[x] Cat the stuffed cats.
    -[x] Try to make petting contest: Pink Girl petting you vs. Old Lady petting Catted stuffed cat
    [x] Sniff the air, is she cooking something identifiable?
    [X] Turn the old lady into a cat.
 
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[X] Turn Human, grab Pink Cat and...
-[X] Dive out the window!

You need to escape with Pink Cat, or else you'll be eaten!
So quickly you turn Human, grab Pink Cat, and dive out the window!
While the window is still closed!
With the tinkle of shattered glass, you leap from the second story, roll to a stop of the street, and dash away! No old lady is going to eat you and Pink Cat tonight!

Eventually you find a bench to sit on and pluck glass shards from your hair. That was close! Pink Cat stares up at you, confused... so you pet her.
And pet her.
Hey, Pink Cat is actually pretty soft.
You purr as she purrs and you both sit there, purring. Ah, so relaxing!
So you keep petting her!
And petting her.
So soft~



By the time you stop petting her and look up, the sun has already set! Oh no, it's night! You spent the whole afternoon petting Pink Cat!
...
She is soft though. And sleeping.
Best not to disturb her.

'Despite all the research and observation we've done, we still fail to understand you,' a familiar voice sounds from nearby, 'What do you hope to accomplish?'

It's.... Bunnycat.

[] Kill
[] Kill fast
[] Kill slow
[] Pet Pink Cat
 
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