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[x] Play fight with Catnip Cat
Catnip Cat needs to play with you! She's too lay! You lean over and bite her neck fur, pulling hard!

'Nooo!' she mewls pitifully, 'Someone heeeelp!'

"Go, kitty!" Kyouko cheers for you off from the side, "Kick her ass!"

"Um, Kyouko-san," Madoka giggles with amusement, "I think they're play-fighting."

She says this as you pull a little kitty suplex on Catnip Cat! She is weak! Far too weak!
And it is in that moment that she breaks the enchantment you placed on her, becoming Catnip Witch again! You dangle off her long white dress as she turns on Madoka and Kyouko with a scream, the two manifesting their weapons.

"Homura-chan!" Madoka shouts frantically as Catnip Witch strikes out, forcing her to pull back, "Hang in there!"

Well, you are. Literally. Swining from her dress. Whee, this is fun!
All around you, Catnip Witch's Familiars spawn, beginning to chew on the bystander's legs and arms even as they obliviously pet the creatures of their demise.
What to do? Best Cat isn't sure!

[] Write in...
 
[x] Reapply enchantment directly to the forehead, via nose boop.
-[x] Use kitten coffee speed thing
 
[X] Reapply enchantment directly to the forehead, via nose boop.
-[X] Use kitten coffee speed thing
 
[X] Reapply enchantment directly to the forehead, via nose boop.
-[X] Use kitten coffee speed thing

No killing catnip kitty! Catnip kitty is for saving and play fighting! We shall convert her with purrs and cuddles to the joys of adorableness. Also pets.
 
[X] Reapply enchantment directly to the forehead, via nose boop.
-[X] Use kitten coffee speed thing
 
[X] Reapply enchantment directly to the forehead, via nose boop.
-[X] Use kitten coffee speed thing

Yeah, I don't have any better ideas
 
[X] Reapply enchantment directly to the forehead, via nose boop.
-[X] Use kitten coffee speed thing
 
[X] Transform form and slash catnip cat then have a nap.

Catnip cat passed the point of making this quest worse a long time ago.
 
[x] Reapply enchantment directly to the forehead, via nose boop.
-[x] Use kitten coffee speed thing
 
I guess this is what we get for following the GM's Suggestion... Don't forget this is actually a serious quest.
 
i have final caught up on all the threadmark posts.

Also while i'm here
[x] Reapply enchantment directly to the forehead, via nose boop.
-[x] Use kitten coffee speed thing
 
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[x] Reapply enchantment directly to the forehead, via nose boop.
-[x] Use kitten coffee speed thing

Obviously Catnip Girl just needs to be Catnip Cat again! But she's mad at everyone else.... you know! You'll be speedy kitty! Speedy kitty is Best Kitty!
With a few leaps, you hop up to her as she slows down, and boop her nose with your paw. Bad Catnip Girl!
However, it doesn't work this time! She almost transforms, but doesn't and tries to hit you! Red Girl grabs you out of the way and jumps back before she can get you though.

"Stop trying to befriend the Witch, kitty!" Kyouko shouts angrily as she dodges another swipe, "She's the enemy! You can't turn all of your opponents into your friends!"

You.... You can't? That makes Best Cat sad. You mewl forlornly to let everyone know.

"Homura-chan!" Pink Girl fires a few arrows at Catnip Cat, jumping out of the way of an attack, "Don't worry! Um, she's prey! Yeah! You're a good hunter, aren't you?"

Good hunter? Excuse you, Pink Girl, Best Cat is Best Hunter!
If Pink Girl says Catnip Cat is prey, you won't argue.
Now how to kill?

[] Kill like bad prey. Bad prey needs to die quickly.
[] Toy with her. Like a mouse.
[] Write in...
 
[X] Toy with her. Like a mouse.

Time to horrify Megukas and Kyoko in particular.
 
[X] Kill like bad prey. Bad prey needs to die.

I am sad. Catnip cat was so...lucid.

Guess we have to put her down, though.
 
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