It Belongs to a Museum

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Regardless of what wins, one thing is for certain. We are going to need to spend some time finding the best possible assistants to help us with the museum.

That should mean at least one library ghost and one skeleton Carnosaur that is on display at the entrance.

It would be really funny if in the future we have all these wacky assistants/staff working for us because at first glance we look like just a simple old man. People would be so confused with whats happening.
 
[X] [PLACE] Bespoke

I want the museum to be in the city limits and above ground. The old ziggurat is underground. That gives us space, but big national museums need a strong physical presence on the outside, especially since this is meant to show Luthor's strength, wealth, and prestige. We need a big building above ground to do that.

The island doesn't appeal to me beside its outside the city's limits. It feels vulnerable to possible attack compared to being in the heart of the city. The historical connection to our patron is nice, but it feels too remove from the city. Plus it's fine to customize our own museum. With our knowledge of architecture we could literally design it and have strong opinions on regional styles of decal from different dynasties.
 
[X] [PLACE] Bespoke

I want the museum to be in the city limits and above ground. The old ziggurat is underground. That gives us space, but big national museums need a strong physical presence on the outside, especially since this is meant to show Luthor's strength, wealth, and prestige. We need a big building above ground to do that.

The island doesn't appeal to me beside its outside the city's limits. It feels vulnerable to possible attack compared to being in the heart of the city. The historical connection to our patron is nice, but it feels too remove from the city. Plus it's fine to customize our own museum. With our knowledge of architecture we could literally design it and have strong opinions on regional styles of decal from different dynasties.
I am not too worried about possible attack, provided we take the proper precautions. Namely because someone attacking our museum would 110% piss off Luthor, as this is meant to be a monument to his glory.
 
Tearing the island free will actually make it safer long term because then it's not plugged into a magma vein anymore.

Short term though you gotta worry about the pesky lava getting everywhere.
 
I am not too worried about possible attack, provided we take the proper precautions. Namely because someone attacking our museum would 110% piss off Luthor, as this is meant to be a monument to his glory.

That's my concern. It's the ideal place to attack if someone wanted to spite Luthor, like say Count Noctilus. Now, I don't think Boney is going to hit us with the Dreadfleet turn 1, but I do suspect it's not impossible that it'll show up.
 
Tearing the island free will actually make it safer long term because then it's not plugged into a magma vein anymore.

Short term though you gotta worry about the pesky lava getting everywhere.
Shape it properly to make a new island to not spoil scenic views, local biomes, and the framing of cinematic death duels on local beaches. It's only polite.
 
That's my concern. It's the ideal place to attack if someone wanted to spite Luthor, like say Count Noctilus. Now, I don't think Boney is going to hit us with the Dreadfleet turn 1, but I do suspect it's not impossible that it'll show up.
I am fine with that, because if someone attacks the Museum and steals our shit, then we can have an arc where we pull a Settra and go get our shit back.

In true Tomb King Fashion, if you touch our stuff (even if it used to be your stuff) then we will come after you to get it back.
 
I am fine with that, because if someone attacks the Museum and steals our shit, then we can have an arc where we pull a Settra and go get our shit back.

In true Tomb King Fashion, if you touch our stuff (even if it used to be your stuff) then we will come after you to get it back.
Some people might call us being derivative.
"It's a classic for a reason, respect the classics."
 
[X] [PLACE] Island
I want big galleries, monumental statues, ships as exhibits, an imposing facade with enormous doors stolen from someone's grand palace, a gift shop, archives and storage space so we can swap out exhibitions, research space... You show off the power and stability of your state with size, stability and grandeur that people come to see.

[X] [NAME] Pahtsekhen
 
Feels appropriate and grandiose, any mobility problems can be solved by simply using one of the many existing boats

[x] [NAME] Pahtsekhen
[x] [PLACE] Island
 
But have you considered Gramps taking a look at a Black Ark and then speculatively glance back at their volcanic island?

Actually, yes: it was a passing thought so I didn't post in the thread, but I did in fact consider stealing a Black Ark and putting it in our museum.

Now, just to be sure, let me be clear about what I am saying: not putting our museum on the Black Ark, not taking our island and turning it into a boat like a Black Ark. What I said was that I considered that we should steal one of the floating island-fortresses known as Black Arks, and put it inside our museum.

Doesn't fit? Noctilus is over there with a castle on his ship.
I am now convinced to approval vote the Hulk.

[X] [PLACE] Island
[X] [PLACE] Hulk
[X] [NAME] Pahtsekhen
 
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[X] [PLACE] Hulk
[X] [NAME] Pahtsekhen
We are a pirate ship-museum, in every possible meaning.
 
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