Ye lads & lass what's got a mind
T'leave yer home far behind
Enlist an' take a soldier's pay
Go o'er the hills an' far away
Come an' join the infantry
Where a real soldiers fight ye'll see
Stand yer ground an' earn yer pay
O'er the hills an' far away
You are a depressed twenty-nine year old Enforcer, joining Chaldea for a year in search of something more. Whatever happens, it's not the end of the world.
In which a brand new and inexperienced QM has to deal with ever shifting canon, unfamiliar forum formatting, a highly opinionated fandom, and purposefully nonsensical monetary denominations.