- Pronouns
- He/Him
And even if they tell you the "Truth" they could say it in a 6 part riddle and have it be so twisted as to be a hindrance
The Lost (30k Primarch Quest)
- Thread starter HalfTangible
- Start date
- Sci-Fi Fantasy
HalfTangible
Only half sane (it's less cringe)
- Location
- Valkyrie, Primus
Or they open up their mission of diplomacy with gunfire and then get all surprised pikachu face that you didn't listen to them
Tabascoheath
Unkempt, Evil-eyed Charlatan, and Pseudo-Mystic
- Location
- Your Nearest Orbital Habitat
OH YEAH, CHECK THIS YOU KNIFE EARED BASTARD, ULTHWE SUCKS ASS, SAIM-HANN HES BETTER DRIP AND BIEL-TAN GOES HARDER, I HOPE YOU WATCH YOUR MAMA'S SPIRIT STONE GET DESTROYED TO MAKE YNNEAD! (This post was made by human gang)
HalfTangible
Only half sane (it's less cringe)
- Location
- Valkyrie, Primus
I AM THE GREATEST AUTARCH IN ALL OF THE GALAXAI! YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT ANOTHER RUTTING MON-KEIGH BITCH!!!
jwolfe_beta
Semi Genre-Savvy Overlord
- Location
- Canada
[X] – A Tech Monk, looking for your same target…
Yes, I can see the very fancy armor you've made out of all the mouse skulls you've claimed over the millennia. You even managed to adorn it with all the wings that you yanked off of flies. Truly you are the mightiest of warriors.
Tabascoheath
Unkempt, Evil-eyed Charlatan, and Pseudo-Mystic
- Location
- Your Nearest Orbital Habitat
"Greatest Autarch in the galaxy" doesn't seem like a very high bar when all the others are too busy SUCKING ON ELDRAD'S TOES! But hey maybe you'll manage to swallow your vehement xenophobia long enough to fulfill a prophecy that results in a maiden of Isha looking at you vaguely.
[X] – An Eldar, asking for a trade…
Elder might be sneaky dicks who can't talk straight but we're a Primarch, a transhuman demigod so if anyone could figure out what twisted bullshit they're spewing it would be us.
Elder might be sneaky dicks who can't talk straight but we're a Primarch, a transhuman demigod so if anyone could figure out what twisted bullshit they're spewing it would be us.
HalfTangible
Only half sane (it's less cringe)
- Location
- Valkyrie, Primus
And what have you been killing, ape? Time in a cubicle?
God can you imagine Eldar incels?
"But you and I have been arranged by our Seer Council! We must mate to preserve the species!"
"The Seer Council can go to Slaanesh. I would rather our entire species stop existing than even consider letting you near me."
Tabascoheath
Unkempt, Evil-eyed Charlatan, and Pseudo-Mystic
- Location
- Your Nearest Orbital Habitat
"plEaSe RaDaNa, dO nOt FoRsAkE yOuR dUtY"
"Pound sand Dealar, I already told you I'm a lesbian and in a relationship"
"bUt Sh-"
"SHE'S A HOT BANSHEE AND YOUR NOT DAELAR!"
They probably end up joining the Dark Eldar. That way it won't be the celibacy that's involuntary.
[x] – An Eldar, asking for a trade…
HalfTangible
Only half sane (it's less cringe)
- Location
- Valkyrie, Primus
"BUT WE COULD MAKE SUCH LOVELY TRUEBORN-"
"Shut up!! I made you into living furniture so you'd talk *less*!!"
HalfTangible
Only half sane (it's less cringe)
- Location
- Valkyrie, Primus
This is very true. Ching Sun-Sin isn't a scholar like Magnus or a superlative strategist like the Lion but there's no such thing as a dumb primarch (even Angron is pretty damn smart and he had cybernetic implants that put him in a constant frothing unthinking rage). And Sun-Sin's very good at reading people.
- Location
- Pee Pee Poo Poo
[X] – An Eldar, asking for a trade…
- Location
- Australia
- Pronouns
- She/Her
[X] – A Tech Monk, looking for your same target…
Fuck Eldar, I don't want to be involved, they will rear there ugly heads but it should not be now in the middle of our mission, we need support instead.
Fuck Eldar, I don't want to be involved, they will rear there ugly heads but it should not be now in the middle of our mission, we need support instead.
- Location
- A Pit Of My Own Making
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] – An Eldar, asking for a trade…
While I do want to met our potential elf mom (just guessing it's her, probably not), Tech Monks are also good.
While I do want to met our potential elf mom (just guessing it's her, probably not), Tech Monks are also good.
[X] - A Tech Monk, Looking your same target
Shouldn't it be the " same target" why is the your dear also in universe machine spirits real I have a question what are the origin of machine spirits in this quest
Shouldn't it be the " same target" why is the your dear also in universe machine spirits real I have a question what are the origin of machine spirits in this quest
HalfTangible
Only half sane (it's less cringe)
- Location
- Valkyrie, Primus
Completely valid position to take.
I will say (this applies to Tech Monk and the Cultist as well) that I have a vague idea of how each of the various origins would've started out, and what would've happened there is (potentially) happening in the background. Albeit without your input, obviously. (or at least what would have been your input)
I like to take speculative ideas from my writing and apply them elsewhere in different contexts. The eternal storm you're currently in is no small part based on what you would've seen/found if you'd taken the Lost origin that was written in.
Probably yeah.
I don't think machine spirits have an origin even in canon 40k beyond "they're a thing the Cult Mechanicus believes in"
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Cannon Fodder
Im 99% sure that it's due to the power of belief on the part of the Mechanicus that infuses spirits into machines. So if the Tech Monks produces stuff - the machine spirits will be drastically different, if they exist at all; I know Squats don't have machine spirits.
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- Location
- England, unfortunately.
- Pronouns
- She/They
[X] – A Tech Monk, looking for your same target…
Kung fu techno-wizard sounds cool as hell.
Kung fu techno-wizard sounds cool as hell.