Where the Hell Am I Now?! (Ranma 1/2 \ RWBY)

More like deliberate mockery.

It's gonna be that once Ranma taunts her about how her hair has finally let him use one of his trademark moves solo.

Hell, it seems to be functioning much like Soul of Ice. Cold ki goes in, it ignites and begins producing hot ki. Or at least heat. So now Ranma may have to be separated from his trophy to ever have his perpetual ki trick stopped cold. And that isn't even the extent of its tricks. Takes to ki reinforcement and varying length too?

It may a prop that can be stolen or lost, but it's a ridiculously useful prop.

Shit, Ranma should have taken trophies from the bodies of all his opponents. At least Saffron.
 
Hmm. Little speculation.

Ranma did take a Phoenix Pill to beat that one pressure point. Is it possible that if he beat the pressure point without the pill, he'd gain straight up fire resistance? Cause that's useful.

More importantly, he consumed a phoenix pill, and then he beat the Phoenix King. If there's some kind of metaphysical blessing or mark on his being for proof of beating the Phoenix King, maybe that could trigger some kind of growth in the phoenix pill that becomes something....interesting.

Or maybe gives him some kind of right or authority over the Gekkaja. Would perhaps be one of the reasons Herb is willing to fork it over to Ranma. It's not just a handicap, it's spoils of war. Previously owned by the Phoenix King, used to kill the Phoenix King by Ranma, it now belongs to Ranma.

...Shit, you don't even need metaphysics for that. Just 'to the victor goes the spoils.' That would make a lot of sense actually.

Worst case scenario is that Saffron has come over in some form, carried by someone, and is currently incubating and awaiting a new resurrection. After fighting Yang Ranma has much better odds against Saffron, but if Saffron were at full power and control.....well. Immortal Phoenix King is immortal. He may have more effective combat experience than Happosai.

But I think the ice stick being Ranma's prize makes more sense. Could even explain why he thinks there's more he can do with it, if there is metaphysical ownership involved. For all we know Herb knows it too, and he intends to give Ranma the stick, have Ranma figure out its secrets, and then beat Ranma and those secrets in a fight. So he gets the stick by proper rite and reaps the benefit of Ranma's knowledge. It's the ultimate win.

Shit that makes sense for a wild guess. It may be completely off but the pieces fit together nicely and gives people outside of Ranma serious agency (which seems to be one of the main themes in this Quest), and is quite a twist for the rematch with Herb. After all, surely whatever Ranma can do with the staff, Herb should be able to at least match. Even if he discounts the staff because it's a prop, it's a seriously powerful one. One that inspired PSoI.
 
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So anyone know what happened to Yang? I'm kinda surprised that Weiss's dad didn't pick her up along side Ranma since making all that Dust was a team effort between them.
 
This would be valid if Yang didn't want to so desperately beat his face in.

I said worse things. Which is still true.

Of course, if Yang hadn't been launched away, she probably would have tried beating his face in, only to get humiliated as Ranma recovers faster than her and quite possibly tied up in her own hair.

So y'know. Could be ups and downs to both sides. Least this way she can do her revenge training montage without Ranma's special brand of encouragement.
 
Is there a Hunter team tracking Ryouga's trail of craters wondering what the fuck is going on? That'd be cool.

They'd never catch up because he's Ryouga, but still.
 
Worst case scenario is that Saffron has come over in some form, carried by someone, and is currently incubating and awaiting a new resurrection. After fighting Yang Ranma has much better odds against Saffron, but if Saffron were at full power and control.....well. Immortal Phoenix King is immortal. He may have more effective combat experience than Happosai.
Worst case? I think you mean best case. Immortal Phoenix Kings are wonderful to have around in a world full of Grimm
 
[X] Head out and train, it's been almost two whole days since you last trained; and that's too days too long. (Pick 1~3)
-- [X] You got bisected; let's repeat that, you got bisected. Shit, that right there is some serious damage and you just barely lucked out of not dying. Unfortunately, you never really got the chance to bum any techniques from Tofu; but hey, how hard can it be to heal with ki right?
-- [X] So, since everything in this world runs on ki...and you've started figuring out some serious ki manipulation...maybe you should try some stuff on the robots or something? Hey, maybe it'll lead to something; who knows?
-- [X] Dust. Crystallized ki used to empower people, blow stuff up, and overall do just about anything. Sounds legit; maybe you should experiment with the stuff.

TIME FOR SCIENCE!
 
Ugh; computer crashed and burned, losing the work I had on the update. Don't really have the inspiration to rewrite everything I lost, so have this instead:

You were worried; like, you were really really worried. Now, you were the first one to admit that you were not a people-person and that you'd take spending time with your beloved Crescent Rose over the awkward and convoluted mess that is 'socializing', and that doing that was perfectly fine and healthy and shut-up there is nothing wrong with not wanting to deal with people to acting like a complete dork in front of them! That's simple prudence and accepting your flaws and weaknesses.

So yeah, you weren't exactly in a position on calling out people for shutting themselves out from others; but even as socially awkward as you were you knew that spending two weeks non-stop training and beating up dummies and punching bags wasn't healthy. Well, actually, it took the never-ending fires you saw through the bottom gap of the door and the constant furious yelling to clue you in that things were bad; to be honest you'd have probably left Yang alone to vent if it wasn't for the whole 'fire and brimstone' thing that's now going on in the basement. Plus, dad was coming back soon and you weren't looking forward to explaining why everything was burning. Again.

Just then the house rumbled and the screaming rose to a fever pitch, fires pouring from every opening of the basement door; singing it and heating the metal parts white hot. You gulped, your knees shaking as you began to reconsider your choices; it's not like you had to go down there, not right now at any case. You had, what, another two days or so before dad came back? And Yang sounds very....preoccupied with what she's doing down there; no need to bother her when she's so intensely focused on blowing off some steam, right?

...You weren't afraid! Really, you weren't; Yang's your sister, you had nothing to fear! Ahahahahahaha...hahaha...haha...ha......haa....

...Oh man if you go down there you are soooo dead. So dead it's not even funny; they'd have to probably invent a whole new word for how dead you'd be, like cadaveriffic or something like that. Unfortunately; Yang wasn't letting up and she's missed fourteen days' of meals and sleep and didn't seem to be stopping anytime soon. That simply wasn't healthy, you're pretty sure that most people would be dead from trying to go half as long without necessities like she has. As her younger sister you were familially obligated to do something about it.

So, against the better judgement of your survival instincts, you braced yourself and kicked down the basement door. In part for dramatic effect to get Yang's attention but mostly because the doorknob was still red hot. Yang...didn't seem to notice; fists still slamming into the latest punching bag she set up, and also breaking it into sand and tattered cloth like all the others scattered on the floor. She was ankle deep in sand, glass, and broken dummies; her aura flaring around her in fire as her Semblance was going off full tilt. That was the most obvious change since the Incident; with her hair cut it seemed that her charge time for the Semblance was cut to mere seconds. It meant that she didn't get as much of a charge, but instead she got to go full tilt from the word go and keep going full power the entire time.

Her eyes also haven't gone back to their normal color either, but that's also probably due to the whole 'Semblance on 24/7' thing she has going on. Other than that; her eyes were bloodshot and surrounded by dark circles and bags, her body was shivering and twitching all over, and she desperately needed a shower. She reeked. It was almost enough to puke.

Still, you came her to pull Yang out, so that was what you were going to do. You cleared out your throat to get her attention; obviously, it didn't work. You figured as such, so you tried calling out to her, "Yang!"

No answer. "Yang!"

Still nothing; she went to grab another bag and hang it up, which really annoyed you. "Yang!!!"

Again, you're ignored; so you blitzed right up to her hear and yelled as loudly as possible, "YAAAAAAANG!!!"

That got her attention. Yang yelped and sprang backwards, falling on her ass. If you weren't so worried, you'd probably be laughing at her right now. Getting up and rubbing her bruised behind, she turned to glare at whoever yelled in her hear; though she let up when she saw it was you. She greeted you nonchalantly, "Oh hey Ruby, what's up?"

"What u-What's up?!?!" You couldn't believe this, was she serious? You angrily laid into her, "Yang, you've holed yourself up in the basement for two weeks; not sleeping, not eating, doing nothing but breaking things, and all you have to say is 'what's up'?"

"Well, when you put it like tha-wait, it's been two weeks?" Yang asked, rubbing her back sheepishly until she caught onto that part. Confused, she said, "I thought I was only down here for the weekend. Ever since..." The moment she thinks about the Incident her eyes and hair light up and she looks like she's about to vent all over again.

You put a stop to that before you lost your change, "Yang; I'm really worried about you, and scared. I mean, you didn't even notice how long you were down here breaking punching bags and dummies? That's...that's not normal Yang, and that's coming from Ms. 'I talk to Crescent Rose when I'm alone' talking here."

"Wait," she asked, "You talk to Cresent Ro-?"

"Not the point!" You interjected, then continued your little intervention, "Look Yang, I get that you're very angry and upset about what happened; but...I'm just-I'm worried about what you're doing to yourself and sometimes when I peeked into the room and looked at you I got scared because of the look in your eyes. It was...it was bad Yang, it was ugly and frightening and-" You shook your head; you didn't want to talk about it in any more detail, you didn't really have the words for it.

"Look, all I'm asking is you get out and relax; ok?" You dug through your pockets and pulled out two tickets, "Here, I managed to scrounge up enough cash for us to go to the Achieve Men concert coming to Patch next week. It'll be a sisters' night out, you always said I needed to get out more anyways. Whaddya say?"

Please let this work, please let this work; oh by all that is holy please please please let this work...

Yang sighed, looking like death warmed over her now that she wasn't full of anger and fury venting at everything breakable. With a tired smile she said to you, "Yeah, that...that sounds good sis; I think we can both use a night on the town. Lemme just-" Before she could finish, Yang passed out and crashed to the floor. You sighed in relief, glad that you managed to stop Yang before she overworked herself to death, and carried her off to your room as best you could.

A night out was exactly what Yang needed; away from whatever happened in Vale and with something to keep her mind off the trauma. Besides, it was just a concert of her favorite band, what could possibly go wrong...?


Author's Notes: *Cue Ranma crashing the concert, inadvertently breaking the lead guitarist's arm and forced to take his place; playing a golden hair ki-guitar and shattering Yang's hopes and dreams even further. Because Ranma* So behold, Yang's going through literal Training from Hell to get ready for Round 2. Think you can take her?
 
Man, I know that she wanted to kill us, but this is pretty special even by Ranma's standards.
Fourteen days without food, water, or sleep; doing nothing but training and honing her body as much as possible, Semblance on full burst. By all accounts Yang should be dead by now: human body on average can only go three days without water, and that's not taking the intense workout she went through. Even Ki/Aura can only do so much to prolong the inevitable, which mean she should've keeled over when a week passed.

And yet she didn't, fancy that...
 
Fourteen days without food, water, or sleep; doing nothing but training and honing her body as much as possible, Semblance on full burst. By all accounts Yang should be dead by now: human body on average can only go three days without water, and that's not taking the intense workout she went through. Even Ki/Aura can only do so much to prolong the inevitable, which mean she should've keeled over when a week passed.

And yet she didn't, fancy that...

Man that semblance is something else. Yang OP, please nerf.
 
5 lien that she goes terminator blood lust mode on Ranma within a min of Him putting his foot in his mouth when the meeting occurs.
 
Fourteen days without food, water, or sleep; doing nothing but training and honing her body as much as possible, Semblance on full burst. By all accounts Yang should be dead by now: human body on average can only go three days without water, and that's not taking the intense workout she went through. Even Ki/Aura can only do so much to prolong the inevitable, which mean she should've keeled over when a week passed.

And yet she didn't, fancy that...
Ranma would approve!
 
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