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Where the Hell Am I Now?! (Ranma 1/2 \ RWBY)

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Tsjoat said:
Happy is easy to deal with, just give him porn and underware and he will be docile.

Kuno can not be reasoned with, and will not take no for an answer from a women. Happy can take no, but will bug them, but he stops. Kuno does not.
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Hyp3rB14d3 said:
Yeah, but Kuno is funny. Sure, Ranma doesn't think so, but still...
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Already have a plan for Kuno: get him a set of dust infused Samurai armor, a decent sword and point him at the nearest grim infestation.
 
Tsjoat said:
Happy is easy to deal with, just give him porn and underware and he will be docile.

Kuno can not be reasoned with, and will not take no for an answer from a women. Happy can take no, but will bug them, but he stops. Kuno does not.
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At least we can beat the shit out of Kuno whenever we see him. Happy not so much.

Also, you have an interesting definition of "stopped". The Cat's Tongue comes primarily to mind.
 
considering Happy's antics I'm surprised no one's tricked him by putting mixing undergarments purchased from crossdressing men in with the normals ones when put on the clothes lines.

do that once or twice then tell him and he'll cut back his raids because he can't tell the difference.
 
Tsjoat said:
Didn't they piss happy off?

Keep happy happy and you have no prob.

Seriously, he is easy to deal with.
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First off, Cat's Tongue was Cologne's doing; not Happosai's. It was the whole crux of her intro to the story alongside backing Shampoo in getting Ranma.

Second off, give Happi an inch and he'll take a damn mile; actually giving in to him is probably the worst thing you could do. The hedonistic bastard doesn't know the meaning of the word 'restraint', so giving in will only lead to a constantly escalating spiral of giving into his demands until the inevitable clusterfuck comes and explodes on everybody's faces. Only then you'd be dealing with a Happosai that'd be far more pissed off at having all of his toys and goodies being messed with after getting his way for so damn long.

Point is, dealing with Happosai is going to end with a flustercluck regardless, so might as well do it sooner rather than later.
 
EnderofWorlds said:
First off, Cat's Tongue was Cologne's doing; not Happosai's. It was the whole crux of her intro to the story alongside backing Shampoo in getting Ranma.

Second off, give Happi an inch and he'll take a damn mile; actually giving in to him is probably the worst thing you could do. The hedonistic bastard doesn't know the meaning of the word 'restraint', so giving in will only lead to a constantly escalating spiral of giving into his demands until the inevitable clusterfuck comes and explodes on everybody's faces. Only then you'd be dealing with a Happosai that'd be far more pissed off at having all of his toys and goodies being messed with after getting his way for so damn long.

Point is, dealing with Happosai is going to end with a flustercluck regardless, so might as well do it sooner rather than later.
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So we need to tell Ironwood to have a battleship tracking the old bastard so they can shell Happosai at a moment's notice.
 
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Happosai, however, isn't delusional. He can be reasoned with somewhat and knows exactly what he's doing. Getting him to stop is a whole other issue, of course. But he seems to have lines of his own he won't cross, generally.

Kuno...is highly debateable.

(Oddly, I've seen believeable arguments that Kodachi is mostly just incredibly spoiled with no one she respects actually willing or able to correct her. Plus martial artist. Though it depends if you use manga or anime canon. In one she's never actually seen Ranma transform, you see.)
 
Yeah, Happy is a huge pervert but he doesn't go further than harassment and DOES respond to actually enforcable threats, as well as bribes.

What you need is a carrot and stick approach.
 
'Twould be nice...

I'd happily belay it for Gil/Hakuno or promised JJBA/Nasu, but this was also good.
 
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