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What Did I Just Watch (Kill La Kill Impressions)

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    • In which the hero accomplishes nothing but the villain advances her plans for world domination through the use of the fashion Mafia.

    Kill La Kill Ep8

    - It's like Battle Royale, Lord of the Flies, Hunger Games, and Death race all rolled into one.

    - Umm...Glorious Leader, I think you might be taking the whole 'Social Darwinism' to the extreme.

    - Perception check: 1D100 = 63 #Notice the anagram (50) 'Naturals Election' = 'Natural Selection'

    - [Fascist Imagery Intensifies] those banners added a +10 to that at least.

    - I like how Tron and the Ninja Turtle are the only ones deflecting attacks as the Four Kings take a nice stroll thorough the war zone. On a side note: Nani Sore's kinda cute in a psychotic way.

    - How is there still a population of people below the age of 20 in this city?

    - So she's finally gonna do that level grinding that was supposed to happen last episode?

    - Maybe Red Stripe puts up with Snot Balloon because she's lesbian? The moped ride seems to be implying that.

    - Her dad has an eyepatch. Demon Nano has an eyepatch. Please don't tell me he was absorbed into the NANO suit. If he was I'm gonna break something.

    - "Oh no! I've been stabbed! Take this herring and avenge me!"

    - The origin of "Hello. My name is Red Stripe! You killed my father. Prepare to die." in slideshow format.

    - That looks suspiciously like the silhouette of the Glorious Leader. There's only one problem, Lady Eyebrows uses a katana whenever we see her.

    - She probably should have stayed and listened to her dad but if she hadn't chased the killer she would've died too. Ain't that a Catch 22.

    - So she went over to the mansion to accomplish what? Some exposition for the benefit of snot balloon?

    - Wow, my old moped was a PoS that couldn't go over thirty and needed gas every other day, but at least the gauges worked.

    - Fun fact: Hitch hiking is illegal from the Mt. Charleston turn off on US-95 (in NV) to the Pahrump turn off (Also in NV)

    - That car screams "I'm from the 60's!"

    - It's stuff like this that makes it hard for me to dislike Mr. I Am The Law. He has principles and rules, and will follow them to the death even if some of them aren't exactly perfect.

    - Yes please, I agree with Mr. I Am The Law. She's getting annoying again.

    - Here comes the Death Race! Oh nice move, now they're all - wait- he didn't spin the car on purpose? But he did the "I'm gonna do some kickass driving" thing.

    - Now I know why you guys told me to watch this episode where no one would interrupt. This just got really awkward.

    - The Glorious Leader's ascendance through flashback continues. [Machiavelli Intensifies]

    - Mr. I Am The Law is a bit of a creeper. You are 20 years old! You should not still be in high school.

    - From last episode where there was very little to take out of context to THIS. Let's see how deep this rabbit hole goes, shall we?

    - Best time-skip ever makes a comeback with a vengeance.

    - Where does she get all those cool toys?

    - That was a hell of a cliff hanger but you know what? I'm okay that.
     
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    • Context Needed
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    • God bless whoever it was that invented headphones and door locks.

    Kill La Kill Ep9

    - Alright, I am pumped! They are about to throw down and- why'd the music stop? Oh, great now they're comparing whose pillar is biggest.

    - Okay, now they're gonna fight. Umm, hang on I think Chrunchyroll just froze. Ah, nope the real fight will begin a 1300. Then why the hell are they there right now?

    - Well at least they can make a nice fishbowl out of that TV

    - Ponce went to the Cologne School of Pressure Point Usage.

    - Do you know what time it is boys and girls? It's 70's porn time. Although of all the places he could choose to do this, it's out in the open.

    - How is snot balloon still upright?

    - That conversation had a lot less random lighting effects and male nudity than the norm. Wait, what did I just type?

    - How are they going to see the fight from the stands down there? That platform looks like the Tower of Isengard.

    - So that's how those staircases work.

    - If I really stretch my imagination I Am The Law just became Zeruel.

    - Was that a ball gag in his mouth?

    - Now his thing for whips makes extra sense and has gained several levels of NOPE

    - "Alright, we've had causal murder, death games, attempted rape, and domestic violence. How can we top that?" "I know! We can have a S&M based boss that spanks Red Stripe's butt with whip and chains, literally." "I love it!" "We can even do it in a close up." "Even better."

    - I like how they're all standing around in front of the electronics store.

    - THANK GOD FOR CONTEXT

    - Let's take a trip down memory lane!

    - Even when he was in high school I Am The Law had shoulder spikes.

    - Should I start calling I Am The Law "Iron Man" or "Iron Mike" now because he's got that metal armor and ridiculous amounts of determination? I really hope he doesn't get murdered horribly when he changes sides.

    - I Am The Law must have eaten a mushroom

    - IT WAS A BALL GAG!

    - I think some of the competence they gained during the Beverly Hillbilles episode actually stuck with them. The snot balloon family said something that made sense.

    - Scourge Regalia is like a bondage version of the Iron Monger suit

    - His suit comes with a brainwashing machine? That makes me worried about what Nani Sore?! and Tron have.

    - His "Whip of Love" just came out of his crotch complete with hip thrust. Your argument is invalid.

    - This was banned in Australia wasn't it?

    - "If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid." Well yeah, but it still looked stupid and so very, very wrong.

    - Aww, the Glorious Leader really does care about him.

    - That preview is only reinforcing the idea that Snot Balloon and Bondage Man like each other.
     
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    • GAMAGOOOORI'S love for Satsuki-sama is totally platonic.

    His feelings for Mako, on the other hand... *waggles eyebrows*

    And as an Australian, I'm honestly not sure whether this was banned over here or not. :p We'll know if or when it receives a dub. ;)
     
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