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What Did I Just Watch (Kill La Kill Impressions)

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Epic Fight
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    • 50% Fighting, 30% Monologuing, 10% Conversation, 10% Shouting

    100% Stripperific


    Kill La Kill Ep 3

    - Oh, flashback this should be good.

    - A white NANO suit named 'Purity.' Yeah, this is going to end well.

    - They're still learning about the rise of Nazi Germany? I realize this is probably thematic but why are they still doing... MST3K mantra. It's only an anime, relax, deep breaths.

    - Stalker mode: ENGAGE Y/N... Y

    - Her teacher is also a ninja

    - I feel like the Teacher is what Ryoji Kaji would have been if he was an utter ponce and wanted to be a 70's porn star. I hereby dub thee Sir Ponce-A-Lot (not really)

    - "Everything went according to plan" "you set me up!" "and got you all alone" really awkward even with context

    - FOR SCIENCE!!! HULK SMASH!!!

    - Send in the D Class we've got an SCP on the loose.

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    - Wait the blonde is a guy? :o

    - Where do these spotlights keep coming from?

    - LEVEL UP!!!

    - Meanwhile at the snot balloon house-hold...

    - Aww, it has bunnies on it

    - You lied, it's not getting better. Only closer to hentai and weird hentai at that.

    - It is a NANO suit, a magical girl NANO suit with Shoulder Spikes of DOOM.

    - They even come with Evangelion time limits and snych ratios

    - What.. the.. ever... loving... fuck... ARE YOU DOING SNOT BALLOON.

    - "Releasing restrictions level 1" ; "Crossing the Absolute Borderline in 3...2...1!" ; "Reactor: ONLINE, Sensors: ONLINE, Weapons: ONLINE, All Systems: NOMINAL" ; "Link Start!"

    - Yay! Gainaxing, gainaxing everywhere.

    - Continuing on the thought that these two are related, I think this is rather tame compared to when my sister and I fought. Then again, fire, acid, and health amounts of radiation were involved.

    - I feel like I saw something like this in Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann or Gundam

    - Red Stripe vs the World (Hoorah beer!)
     
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    • Ahhahahahaha

    I'm still laughing at your theories

    they are wonderful

    (No, I'm not telling you why they're wonderful :p)
     
    He's under student council. I was being lazy.

    This is probably against THE IRONCLAD RULE OF HONNOUJI ACADEMY AS LAID DOWN BY SATSUKI-SAMA.
    But It's too early in the morning to care.
     
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    • Characters I have noticed:
    [Red Stripe] (Hoorah Beer!)
    [NANO suit] (    black)
    [Snot Balloon]
    [Brain Damage Bolin]
    [Imouto]
    [Ugly Guy's Hot Wife]
    [Flat Bastard]
    [Tron]
    [Ritsuko Mk II]
    [Ponce!Kaji]
    [Flatter Bastard]
    [The Chick with Balls]
    [The DnD kid]
    [The Lady in White] (Glorious Leader)
    [Manfred] (    her butler guy)
    [NANO suit] (    white)
    [Hulk]
    [Nani Sore?]
    [I Am The LAW!!!]
    and a few others

    Edit: Does this work?
     
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    • Alfa290 said:
    Characters I have noticed:
    Red Stripe (Hoorah Beer!)
    NANO suit (black)
    Snot Balloon
    Brain Damage Bolin
    Imouto
    Ugly Guy's Hot Wife
    Flat Bastard
    Tron
    Ritsuko Mk II
    Ponce!Kaji
    Flatter Bastard
    The Chick with Balls
    The DnD kid
    The Lady in White (Glorious Leader)
    Manfred (her butler guy)
    NANO suit (white)
    Hulk
    Nani Sore?
    I Am The LAW!!!
    and a few others
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    No, no, you're doing it wrong.

    You have to introduce them with huge blocks of red text, like this:

    [RYUKO MATOI]
     
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    • It was filler. How do I know? No one in a club or on the student council died on screen, that's how. I also learned that given enough air-headedness and stupidity you can defy the laws of physics.

    Kill La Kill Ep 4

    - ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!

    - How is it bad for the NANO suit to be washed? Well, unless she's being to rough, but then... You know what? I'm stopping that thought right there.

    - This lady reminds me of my mom. Right down to laying on the hurt for poor inanimate objects and the 'you can only skip school if you're dead' mentality.

    - ... Was the NANO suit... because of the iron... no, no, no... He was probably enjoying it like one of those hot rock messages

    - Umm, Snot Balloon, you do realize you're dragging your "best friend" to school in PJs that don't really fit, right?

    - [Christian Choir Music Intensifies]

    - Oh dear god, not another round of Snot Balloon's Spotlight. Wait, did that spiel about pajamas actually work?

    - Oh come on! You walked into her while she was standing still. Either you did that on purpose or your situational awareness is worse than mine. If the former then I'd say you're evil. If the latter, then you're going to be a long term cast member Bandage Girl. And since I haven't seen you before right now I think you're evil.

    - Yup, it's an act. Nice sob story though, it has some decent set up, and although she does beg for help a little too much

    - Halloween music really works for that scene with the Hot Wheels loop.

    - I think I just saw Samuel L Jackson, John Travolta, and Bruce Willis from Pulp Fiction in the background.

    - I'm not going to question how he just drove up a wall in the tricycle car from Ah! My Goddess.

    - I see that Trigger is continuing the tradition of using Christian music in certain situations.

    - How is it that the dad who was wearing his seatbelt (NANO suit as had a seatbelt too) got ejected from the car and died while imouto who was standing the the truck bed came out just fine? Well, brain damaged Bolin is now even more damaged.

    - Oh crap, imouto is a guy.

    - Yeah, bandage girl is trying to get them killed.

    - I FINALLY GET THE CHEESE COMMENTS!!! She's worse than Nagisa in the Rebellion Movie.

    - Everything else on the course has been lethal so far, so why was there just a pie in there?

    - Wall climbing with wheeled vehicles also runs in the snot balloon family

    - Flat Bastard 3: Flatten Hard with a Vengeance is going to be the heading for this, that or A Time for Panty Shots.

    - It is official ladies and gentlemen; Bandage Girl was making this shit up! There is no way she could do that if her arm was injured like she claimed, even in an anime.

    - Why would the Glorious Leader let a No-Star drive?

    - That lady is altogether too cheerful to be following orders out of Apocalypse Now.

    - This girl has no trigger discipline and no idea that she's probably about to cook off her rounds but screw it! Taste the rainbow explosions.



    - Where is that final trap Sylvester Stalone was talking about?

    - Called it. Bandage Girl was evil and is now giving a motive rant.



    - Time for more SAN damage courtesy of snot balloon.

    - Cheesiest pre-asskicking one-liner ever. Although that gave me the odd mental image of SB Mom cleaning the NANO suit with a potato.

    - Credit where it's due, that "I'm taking you down with me" speech was pretty good.

    - Snot Balloon, just do what Red Stripe tells you for once and get in the gondola!

    - That why you never abandon your post or plot to overthrow your superiors Bandage Girl

    - INCOMING! *boom* nothin' but net.

    Ponce!Kaji: What was that?
    Red Stripe: What was what?
    Ponce!Kaji: The flying gondola thing.
    Red Stripe: I don't see a gondola.

    - Compared to the rest of the show the end credits are almost normal.
     
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