….my god the emperor has returned
[WH40K] - Colonizing A Peaceful Planet
- Thread starter HeroCooky
- Start date
- Sci-Fi
HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
No, nope, he has not. Still on his golden toilet wondering if he left the oven on.
- Location
- California
Soooo….did we or did we not accidentally convert the World or is this a fan?
HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I forgot everything was on fire in this quest
HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
Hey now, there is a pottet plant right there that is moisturized, focused, and in its lane, thriving even!
But is that our potted plant or is that one you stole from the neighbors house
Regardless of how cool that was. This sounds like a big oof.
HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
You can't prove anything.
Its a Chaos invasion. Wait until we get to the post-interlude decisions of how thorough you want to purge the population of Chaos.
Yeah, and we invested very little in defense stuff. This is going to suck.
Hey I have been putting forth the defense for a while but no one listen to the crazy old guy who thinks he is a drake
No defense investement in warhammer universe? What barbaric planet am I looking at?
It was supposed to be a peacefull planet! Also, we did invest in some military infrastructure, just not into stuff like bunkers since they were super expensive.
HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
The title of this quest was a trap, meant to lure unwary questers into abandoning violence, until when it was most needed, our people are left defenceless to sentient insane tumors, violent fungi, sad elves/bad elves, and robo skeletons wanting us off their lawns. And the space bugs too.
HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
Oh wait- oh no
- Location
- USA
What about the Men of Iron and Dark Age?
Please NO! At least with chaos we can fight them but with Iron Men? All our toaster bois and gals will be theirs! The horror! The cascading errors!
HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
That, and being officialy able to call yourself a Co-QM due to having a Threadmark in the Threadmark section.
Welcome to the insanity, you may exit: [Never]
- Location
- Mobile, Alabama
HeroCooky
Unverified Monstergirl
Congratulations! 👏👏👏