Good idea. Although, I think nerding out over religion could be more beneficial and funny. Like we are only in hell because we loved candy, which was one of the only good things in our life that we could afford, and because we overindulged on Halloween. Imagine being asked why you are in hell. Commit a felony? Have a shameful addiction that cost you everything? Crimes against god/sanity/humanity? And our dude is just like nope, our only sin was being born poor and eating too much candy.
Hey you might want to put the X in front so it counts
I have to say another cool option for fandom would have been the cool and birarre world of Kill Six Billion Demons, but is this is 2018 it may be a little too obscure...
The conversation could go like this. The reason we are here is because the celestial bureaucracy (the powers that be) are overworked and not designed to recognize extenuating circumstances or degrees of guilt. Good is an arbitrary term that is subject to the individual reviewing your life's personal definition of what "good" means, whereas "sin" is merely the absence of "good," which translates to our placement in hell being the result of not being "good enough." Incidentally, not being "good enough" is considered to be a "sin" that warrants permanent barred admission to the exclusive members-only club that is heaven. In short.
Or one of the hundreds of religions that say that everyone except their believers go to hell is true, or we are operating under Calvinism logic and God selects the people who go to heaven before they are born, or the standards for entering are so insanely high that only a few dozens people enter heaven each year... It could be many thingsThe conversation could go like this. The reason we are here is because the celestial bureaucracy (the powers that be) are overworked and not designed to recognized extenuating circumstances or degrees of guilt. Good is an arbitrary term that is subject to the individual reviewing your life's personal definition of what "good" means, whereas "sin" is merely the absence of "good," which translates to our placement in hell being the result of not being "good enough" to warrant admission to the exclusive members-only club that is heaven. In short.
Each year there is an extermination in which Sera's personal SS Death Squad comes here with weapons that can kill sinners... If you want to extract some sort of pleasure from tormenting the assholes who killed you cannot afford to wait for too long.
I would rather we dedicate as much time, thought, and resources to surviving said purge rather than get revenge on the living. I don't even know if in character we are aware of the purges. I do know that we are before the cannon time start and that it is possible to rapidly grow in power as a sinner, such as Alastor, if we dedicate ourselves to it. I do know that Alastor is special because hax but the point stands.
The hiring lf I.M.P is very much possible, but way further down the line. However, you can meet them early of you play your cards right.
Hiring I.M.P to off people earth side can wait(if we want to do it at all) until we get more disposable rich and power. Until then I'd prefer to spend the cash on things that'll actually allow us to survive the purge.
I mean we don't need to dedicate much time, thought, and resources for revenge, once we have enough money all we need to do is put a hit on the fuckers and let Blitzo and the M&Ms do their thing...
Wait, can we hire IMP to smuggle stuff from Earth without letting any of the authorities of hell find out or spy/get information instead of just killing? Like I know it isn't what they're advertising, but if we're offering a big enough sum of money then...
On the other hand if they die and go to hell*and they realize we we're the ones who sent demon assassins after them, they're very likely to try and come for us. Now hells a big place but I would at least like to have a few disposable goons in between us and any potential revenge seekers before we send out a hit.
The idea is to send IMP after them once we have become an Overlord so that once they arrive here we can get our hands on them and make them pay for killing us... It is petty but cathartic.
just to let you all know going forward: Yes, you can romance and date Ash or any character you want if you relationship is high enough.
