Unsanctioned Mishap (AdMis [Supergirl/Worm] / Sanctioned [Worm])
- Thread starter Alivaril
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Czlyydwr Llrngwl
"Sell ya a door Learn gull," Czly/Celly for short
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- Where the Beef is
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- Any
Literally, if you put sharp corners on it. And after those are forbidden, a completely safe and rounded projection which has its frame of reference locked to the planet instead of a limb is perfectly capable of being used to demonstrate that timeless old gag, "Two assassins walk into a bar - their target ducked!"
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- UK
As with pretty much everything I've seen of your writing, Alivaril, this was thoroughly enjoyable. I don't normally comment unless I have something specific to talk about, but reading this put a smile on my face, and I felt the need to say so. I can't emphasise enough just how rare this is for me, not without revealing the extent of my overinflated ego. But it's really rare.
Whoops.
Whoops.
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- A single human dimension
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- She/Her
Don't worry, the fact that you've been on SV since 2016 with 10 messages to your name is emphasis enough.
Thank you very much for the validation! I do appreciate it.QA:
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LostArchivist
Sane, unfortunately.
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- The State of Confusion
Jeez, even Taylor is appropriately bloodthirsty.
Oh, how accurate she is!
Oh no... "Mommy, I discovered another way to kill a problem!"
QA somehow escalates the usual Shard tendency to "halp." Which is really an achievement, but not necessarily a good one.
Just the one?
QA's responses:
- Mou, what's a social life? Can I eat it?
- Clearly you need some Friends.
- This is sounding like a better idea all the time!
The foyer:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qcED35LL8I
Or just making a forcefield sphere...
- That's filled with paralytics, poison, unbreathable gases
- That's anchored to a reference frame that's not earth (bonus: it also does home remodeling!)
- That shrinks for easier storage... even when someone's in it
- That's selectively permeable to most of the molecules in the human body. Bonus points if whatever's left inside the field is mostly phosphorus
- That's made of very thin hardlight barriers with 1" spacing between them
- That forms tightly around whatever weapon the attacker tries to use, but only after it's fired
- That forms around the weapon... all the way around. Including through the hand
So, regarding those Aperture Investment Opportunity videos... anyone seen that one where the turret is loaded with bullets? I imagine this is how QA adds weaponry.
Wait, she's just going to actually make turrets, isn't she.
I feel bad, but I'm dying laughing here nonetheless.
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How many lost cycles was that again?Excuse you?
QA is a very responsible and productive member of society thank you very much.
Like, you would not believe the amount of things she is responsible for, or about to be.
But yeah, she's very about to be. And I can't wait.
But that's the best part!
QA needs no help. She's already thought of it, and improved on it too!
Again, why bother to anchor it to the planet? You get much better results if you don't and the sphere disappears with a loud whoosh and a flaming trail through the upper atmosphere.
QA: It digests its food externally! Allow me to show you this chart I prepared of how popular that is among insects...
Lena: And what about the fire?
QA: Well, it has to cook somehow...
Lena: And then it exploded.
QA: I'm still working that one out. *hides two checklists - "fixing the explosion problem" and "increasing the yield." The last one is circled.*
Lena: It was still alive afterward! That had to have been an intentional feature!
QA: Are you saying that you don't design for structural integrity?
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fictionfan
Please sir, may I have some Meows?
- Location
- Tempe, AZ
Does it not count as a weapon if it has an advanced targeting system allowing it to only target and disable enemy weapons?
With Addie and Minnie forming part of the 'administrator' name, I can't help but imagine the rest following soon after.
And Minnie manages to adopt a goose. Somehow. (Addie goes all in on it.)
Naturally, the goose is named 'Stray'. Leaving a mystery new member having 'Tori' as a name, I think? Possibly yet another goose. "How did you even convince me to let you get a second goose?"
And Minnie manages to adopt a goose. Somehow. (Addie goes all in on it.)
Naturally, the goose is named 'Stray'. Leaving a mystery new member having 'Tori' as a name, I think? Possibly yet another goose. "How did you even convince me to let you get a second goose?"
Without oversight there's no need to adhere to the pesky Manton limit.
Making completely round and safe force fields inside someone like Narwhal would probably at least meet the letter of the agreement.
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- A single human dimension
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- She/Her
"We both know this is not what I meant to allow when you said it would enclose people in protective forcefields."
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dracklor
Beyond the Frontier
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- Texas
Literally just give them Narwhal's or Brandish's power set, or Vex with the Teeth, built in and then watch her enemies/assassins get blendered.
Edit:: ninjaed several times over it seems.
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YES YES YES! My favorite worm story and my favorite author combining into a recursive fanfic? Perfection. Please write 100 chapters of this for me to love and cherish.
Ah yes, because surely this is an an argument that QAylor will accept without reservation, after hearing about how a non-shard species tried and failed to get their cloning technology working properly while she has multiple cycles worth of data on the topic.
Gonna be fun to see the reactions once Minnie's gotten her bearings and starts halping, as i really don't think they understand just how different her capabilities are from Addy yet.
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Yup she's a QA with the tinker data loaded
Or if there isn't any evidence!
I wonder how everyone is going to react to Minnie creating machines/armour that have most of the actual machinery hidden away in pocket dimensions? Or living buildings that trap and devour all traces of intruders!
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Probably the same way the crafting club reacted in Calibration.
"It's all just clark tech!"
Everyone will think that it's normal clarktech, then you have the actual tech savvy people in the background freaking out cause how can you create pocket dimensions and keep them open indefinitely with so little power! Oh and the whole shard style engineering being so different to what they're used to.
I can imagine Addy's team giving her looks of betrayal for holding out on them when they come to the obvious conclusion Child Prodigy Minnie Queen is related to her.
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- He/Him
…"Clarktech" is the reference to the famous Arthur Clark quote that compares Sufficiently Advanced Technology™ with magic. Actual tech savvy people in the background freaking out in confusion is exactly the point of "normal" clarktech.
I hope they ask whether addie is either a single mother or an older sibling!
How effective do you think the stinger module Minnie has will be against kryptonians? She does have that right?
If Minnie does have a stinger module, will it look like an ordinary object that somehow annihilates everything in its way? Or will sensors be able to detect it from a distance?
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My bad, thank you for telling me! But you got my point right? With the background tech savvy people being Lena and addies workmates...
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Well the answer to both of those questions is technically yes.
She is both a mother to The Livewire and could be considered a sister to Minnie. (Not that she would admit to either of those though lol)
Knowing Minnie she would probably be making a book that fires beams of kryptonite just in case Addy decides to be mean.
Well she'd try to but Lena is definitely going to veto it.
Lena: "No Minnie you can't make a kryptonite ray gun."
Minnie:"But Addy won't let me play with Saturday!"
Umu, I can see it.
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If she can't make a kryptonite ray gun, what about a regular gun that fires kryptonite? Or putting some kryptonite in her shoes? Maybe some powdered kryptonite in her bed?