Lol, I'm really enjoying the story- it's well-written with compelling characters, and an interesting plot- but I was so confused for a while when I started reading.

I was looking at the tags this story had, and I misread them and thought one of them was litrpg, so I was just going from chapter to chapter like- wait, when is this gonna be introduced? Right up till now when I checked the tags again. :lol:
 
Piri is adorable. That is all

Aww, thanks! I'm glad you think so.

Lol, I'm really enjoying the story- it's well-written with compelling characters, and an interesting plot- but I was so confused for a while when I started reading.

I was looking at the tags this story had, and I misread them and thought one of them was litrpg, so I was just going from chapter to chapter like- wait, when is this gonna be introduced? Right up till now when I checked the tags again. :lol:

Yay, I'm happy you're enjoying it!

I did consider coming up with a quantitative karma system, but I thought it would be more fun and flexible if I left it mysterious.
 
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Chapter 14: Drought
Chapter 14: Drought

The next morning, the dragon woke early and rushed off to the conference, fired up with zeal and shadowed by a dour Nagi. The glare she shot at my cage on her way out screamed that she didn't want anyone else advising the dragon, not even the pet fish she'd personally presented to him. If I were still in Cassius' court, I'd start worrying about assassins – but here, I didn't care. Dying just gave me a fresh start and a different set of chances to earn karma.

All day, I swam in circles around my cage, waiting for the dragon to return. He did so after dinner, looking droopy and exhausted as always. When I waved my fins, he trudged over and shook his head. "He said he'll look into it."

Not a particularly promising start, but then again, I hadn't expected immediate results. I had counseled persistence, after all. That's okay! I chirped. He doesn't have to give us more rain right away. As long as he does eventually, it's fine!

Ignored off on the side, Nagi was shuffling through papers while eavesdropping. "When the stakes are this high, 'eventually' isn't 'fine,' little one," she reproved me. "Your Majesty, we just had a drought the year before last. The farmers have only just begun to recover. We cannot afford another drought this year. You must be proactive in convincing the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea to grant us rain."

Before the dragon could answer, I argued, He is being proactive. He's going to keep pesteri– I mean, reminding and reminding the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea.

"That's not enough!" Nagi lashed out. "You're just a fish! What do you know about politics and kings?"

More than this self-important adviser to an insignificant water spirit in an inconsequential creek. I could play this game better than she ever would. Keeping my voice sweet and respectful, I inquired, What do you think we should do, Prime Minister?

"All along, I've said that we must present His Majesty with gifts to raise his esteem for us! To prove that Black Sand Creek is full of loyal and valuable vassals!"

Yes, well, bribery worked much better when you offered a bribe worth taking. What sort of gifts would prove our loyalty and value?

She stared straight at me, challenging me to make the ultimate sacrifice.

Me? I gasped, feigning shock. For good measure, I clapped a fin to my mouth. Am I really that special?

Her air of superiority returned. "You're a talking fish, little one. You're unawakened, but you have a mind. I've never seen or heard of anything like you." (Of course not – she lived in Black Sand Creek. Although, to be honest, neither had I. After all, the Goddess of Life didn't grant special dispensation every day.) "You are the greatest treasure we have to offer."

Oh…. Oh…. I pretended to process this, calculating furiously all the while. I certainly brought more joy into my dragon's life than I would into the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea's – but how much more? What weighting factors did Accounting apply? If only I could sneak into their offices and read their ledgers! Well, I guess…if it's for the sake of Black Sand Creek…I would be happy to –

Up until this point, the dragon had watched in silence, but now he burst out, "No! Absolutely not!" Cradling my cage protectively, he glared at Nagi. "You heard the same thing I did – he's gotten obsessed with natural philosophy. He'll order his scholars to vivisect her to study how her mind works!"

Eeek!

I'd already gotten vivisected once, in soul form, by the Goddess of Life. How much worse would it be when I could feel both physical and spiritual pain?

Although…was it really that much worse than getting caught and cooked over and over and over? If the karma from furthering the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea's scientific endeavors could boost me up to the next Tier, the pain would be worth it.

I pretended to calm myself and reconsider. Well…if it helps all those poor farmers….

"No," repeated my dragon, glowering at Nagi. "I'm going with Mooncloud's plan. That's final."

Seething, Nagi thumped her tail on the carpet but bowed. "As Your Majesty wishes."

"That is as We wish," he proclaimed. "We will bring rain to Our lands."

But he didn't.

Oh, he tried. I knew he tried. He reported to me every night. When he had the energy, he took me out to the garden and updated me while strolling down the galleries, trailed by a resentful Nagi. When he was too tired, he mumbled an account while getting into bed. From what he'd heard, all of Eastern Serica was getting less rain than usual, so the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea was scrambling to divide it among his major vassals, of whom my dragon was most definitely not one.

On the final day of the Dragon Moon, the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas submitted their formal recommendation, their Commander held a closing banquet where he ceremonially stamped it and presented it to the Master of Rain, and the next morning we slunk back down to Earth. Captains Carpa and Carpio rushed out of the water court to meet us, jostling each other and the rickety gateway, but a hiss from Nagi subdued them, and after that, it was back to business as usual. Engrained habits took over, Nagi reclaimed her role as the dragon's sole adviser, and he reverted to communicating with me in babytalk.

And so the Lotus Moon began and wore on, with no sign of so much as a drizzle. Temperatures soared, human children splashed in the river whenever they could, and frog spirits came in a steady stream to report that the soil was as dry and cracked as old pottery.

"Tell the humans that it will be a dry year, but the rain will come," the dragon instructed them over and over. "Tell them to be patient. Heaven will provide."

But it didn't.

At last, the Green Frog, whose territory bordered ours on the opposite side of the river from the Claymouth fief, came in person to beg for intercession. "We can't go on like this. The Claymouth farmers are channeling too much water out of the rrrriver to their fields. The water level has been drrrropping. Have you noticed?"

"We have," replied the dragon, too distressed to take offense at the suggestion that he'd missed what was happening to his own home.

Nagi answered tartly, "Indeed, we've noticed that your farmers have been doing the same."

The Green Frog hopped up and down a few times, indignant. "I have much less farmland than Barrrron Claymouth. Most of my vassals are artists: actors, singers, dancers, painters – "

"Yes, we've noticed," Nagi repeated, even more tartly this time.

She nodded at the dragon, who touched his pearl and projected an image of the town of Claymouth onto the walls. The dusty main road was packed with humans banging gongs, setting off firecrackers, and burning heaps of paper money. Supported by a dozen dancers, a cloth-and-bamboo dragon was zigzagging up towards the castle. More dancers escorted it, waving flags painted with images of water and clouds, and a singer walked ahead, flinging up her arms every few steps and wailing, "O Rain, come to us! Come, come, O Rain!"

The Green Frog glanced down, cheeks pink. "Well," he mumbled. "The barrrron wanted a rrrrain prrrrocession. Crrrrops will be lean this year. I need to make money somehow."

"Yes, the drought does seem to be profitable for you," Nagi shot back.

The dragon tapped his pearl with a claw, and the vision shifted to show a series of small farming communities, where the Green Frog's actors were leading similar parades. In several open fields, his artists were hard at work painting images of the Dragon King of Black Sand Creek onto the baked earth, in a symbolic attempt to parch him into bringing rain.

Pointing her tail at the wall, Nagi accused, "You seem to be doing well enough for yourself. I daresay better than usual."

"That's untrrrrue!" harrumphed the Green Frog. "My vassals rrrrequire patrrrrons! Audiences! There will be no audiences if people starve to death this winter!"

Canceling the vision, the dragon spoke at last. "This year's rainfall has been set by the Dragon Commander. What do you expect me to do?"

"Appeal the decision! Beg for more rrrrain! Borrrrow it! Whatever you have to do to get it! I don't know, I'm not a drrrragon!"

"It's not that easy! It's not that easy, and you know it!" The dragon's voice took on a scathing edge I'd never heard from him before. "'Appeal the decision' – 'beg for more rain' – what do you think I did up in Heaven for the whole conference? 'Borrow rain' – all of Eastern Serica is screaming for rain! Just be glad your lands fall under my jurisdiction and not the Dragon Kings of Sweet Lily Pond's or Caltrop Pond's!"

This speech impressed the Green Frog not one whit. He scoffed. "Their jurrrrisdictions also don't cover any farmland. As long as their ponds don't drrrry up, they'll be fine."

The dragon straightened his back, raised his chin, and pronounced, "The decision was made by Heaven. I will carry it out, and that is final. If you have a problem with that, you can complain to the Commander in person."

There wasn't much the Green Frog could say to that, and he hopped out of the audience chamber in a foul mood. The dragon's temper wasn't much better.

Nagi tried to console him, "Well, at least the Baron hasn't splurged to hire a mage yet."

"Doesn't matter if he does," grumbled the dragon. "I still can't bring rain without permission. It's a capital offense."

What can a mage do to you? I asked, more curious than concerned.

"Did you see how the Green Frog's painters are drawing images of me out in the fields, to burn me with sunlight? Of course that can't hurt me – he's just exploiting superstition – but a mage could stamp them to create a spiritual link to me."

This must be a recent innovation. I didn't remember it from my Piri days – and believe me, I would have. How strong of a link?

He shrugged. "Depends on how competent the mage is and how powerful the spell is, which in turn depends on how much the baron is willing to spend."

Hmmmm. Recalling the freshly-gilded dragon boat, I turned towards Nagi. From the slow lick of her tongue, she was remembering the same thing.

The mage didn't come this moon but the next, fittingly at the start of the Moon of Hungry Ghosts. We found out when a frog spirit came bounding into the audience chamber, shouting, "Trrrrouble! Trrrrouble! Big trrrrouble!"

She bowled over Nacre, who was back to complain about the duck demons, and nearly banged into Captain Carpio, who was assuring the dragon and Nagi that he'd driven the ducks far, far away and they couldn't possibly be back already, while Nacre shrilled, "I sensed them with my own spiritual senses! Are you saying that I don't know what a duck feels like?"

Scuttling after the frog came a pair of shrimp guards, who waved their antennae and shouted, "Halt! Halt!" Behind them was the crab seneschal, who clacked urgently at all of them, "Stop! Stop! I have to announce you!"

"What is the meaning of this?" roared the dragon.

At Nagi's urging, he'd been practicing his act of regality in fits and starts, which meant that we never knew whether he was going to moan over his own helplessness – or bellow it out.

The frog dropped to the floor in front of him, sides heaving as she fought for breath. "Your Majesty! I'm sorrrry! But a mage came! A mage! A mage is here!"

The dragon shot upright. "What? Here? In the river?"

"No, no, up at the castle!"

"How do you know?" Nagi demanded. "Did you hear it? Did you see it with your own eyes?"

The frog's dewlap swelled with indignation. "I saw her with my own two eyes! I was swimming in the pond by the castle and I saw her come rrrriding up the rrrroad."

How had she recognized a mage from outward appearance alone? Last time I checked, mages looked like regular humans – at least, until they pulled out their seals and started stamping spells.

"She had a seal hanging from her belt!"

Oh, was that how mages dressed these days? Seemed like they were just begging to be robbed. True, no one else could use their personal name seal, but it could be melted down for the bronze. The loss would represent a major hassle for the mages: Sure, they could commission a replacement, but that would take days, maybe even weeks, depending on how busy the seal-maker was and whether he or she had the appropriate quality bronze. Mages tended to be finicky about their seals.

The dragon was already casting a vision of the Claymouth fief onto the walls. It skimmed over the cracked, painted fields and zoomed in on the castle courtyard, where a woman in coarse, travel-stained clothes was swinging off her horse. She looked more like a traveling merchant than anything else, with messy black hair and weather-beaten skin. Her age could have been anywhere between twenty-five and forty. Her bronze seal, a plain square with a loop on top for threading a silk cord through, glinted in the sun as she bowed to the baron.

"Welcome, honored mage!" he cried, pitching his voice to carry throughout the courtyard. "I am pleased that you were able to come so quickly."

Straightening, she gave his tunic an appraising glance, as if gauging how much he could pay. "Thank you, my lord," she rasped. "I came as fast as I could."

The castle seneschal stepped forward from the rest of the baron's retinue. "Please allow me to show you to your room, honored mage."

She waved him off. "You can do that later. Take me to the river at once."

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I kind of suspect that the reason why there's so much clamoring for rain is mismanagement of the water, much in the vein of how profitable it seems that Green Frog is yoinking things.

Sure, he doesn't have as many farmers, but it seems like he's taking the water anyways. Deflecting blame any way he can. At least, I kind of got the feeling that something like that was going on. There's also the likelyhood that a lot of that paint is mixed up using water. It wouldn't surprise me if there's other non-farming uses that he's sneaking in. Plus we aren't really shown what crops his farmers are growing. They might actually be water intensive crops. Either in planting/growing or in actually utilizing them.

Though there would be a kind of hilarious situation in which the Mage ends up actually helping, because there is permission for using the water. Just not actually said to those lower down. In an attempt to say 'See! They didn't use it so clearly they don't need it!' And stealing the appropriation. Or outright falsely putting in the records that got water last time. Just justification to lower the 'budget' for next time.

Of course, such a situation would cause some anger, and there would be hilarity if that corruption/incompetence ends up spilling out. Especially as some other people demanding water find out that it was done to them as well. And if a karma audit results in those involved with said scandal, and prompt reincarnations into deserts. Well, it's clearly the kind of environment they prefer, if they kept trying to spread it around. Who are the people in charge to deny such heartfelt wishes?

Later on, Piri ends up getting good karma out of seemingly nowhere, after it all shakes down. Mostly due to the exact effects not quite being known at the time. Along with bureaucratic red tape. Also possibly some other people being politically savvy and realize that if they gave the karma immediately, it'd be worse for Piri. Leave some time for people that got hit by the backlash but not demoted enough to forget about it. And well, there is the impression that being lower on the chain seems to be causing massive damage, so why not try to maximize that. A different avenue of attack, one that is actually causing change.
 
I kind of suspect that the reason why there's so much clamoring for rain is mismanagement of the water, much in the vein of how profitable it seems that Green Frog is yoinking things.

Sure, he doesn't have as many farmers, but it seems like he's taking the water anyways. Deflecting blame any way he can. At least, I kind of got the feeling that something like that was going on. There's also the likelyhood that a lot of that paint is mixed up using water. It wouldn't surprise me if there's other non-farming uses that he's sneaking in. Plus we aren't really shown what crops his farmers are growing. They might actually be water intensive crops. Either in planting/growing or in actually utilizing them.

Oh wow, you've put a lot of thought into this! I was also picturing mismanagement of resources in contributing to the drought. No individual is charged for water use, so there's no incentive for people to use it sparingly. The bulk of the Green Frog's income comes from artists/actors/musicians, so they're using water for mixing paint, as you said, and also for cleaning theaters, washing costumes, bathing, perfume-making, and more.

Though there would be a kind of hilarious situation in which the Mage ends up actually helping, because there is permission for using the water. Just not actually said to those lower down. In an attempt to say 'See! They didn't use it so clearly they don't need it!' And stealing the appropriation. Or outright falsely putting in the records that got water last time. Just justification to lower the 'budget' for next time.

Ah, making sure you use up your allocation so your budget isn't decreased next time. This brings back memories....

Of course, such a situation would cause some anger, and there would be hilarity if that corruption/incompetence ends up spilling out. Especially as some other people demanding water find out that it was done to them as well. And if a karma audit results in those involved with said scandal, and prompt reincarnations into deserts. Well, it's clearly the kind of environment they prefer, if they kept trying to spread it around. Who are the people in charge to deny such heartfelt wishes?

Haha, of course not! Glitter would be happy to oblige them!

Later on, Piri ends up getting good karma out of seemingly nowhere, after it all shakes down. Mostly due to the exact effects not quite being known at the time. Along with bureaucratic red tape. Also possibly some other people being politically savvy and realize that if they gave the karma immediately, it'd be worse for Piri. Leave some time for people that got hit by the backlash but not demoted enough to forget about it. And well, there is the impression that being lower on the chain seems to be causing massive damage, so why not try to maximize that. A different avenue of attack, one that is actually causing change.

That's a great idea!
 
Chapter 15: The Traveling Mage
Chapter 15: The Traveling Mage

Tossing hospitality aside, the baron leaped at the mage's offer. "Of course!" he agreed before she could change her mind and say that, actually, she would like a chance to rest and maybe eat something after a long journey. "See to it, Anasius."

When the seneschal bowed, a tuft of reddish-brown feathers at the nape of his neck stuck straight up. Huh. Now that I looked more closely, the front of his tunic was the same rich chestnut as a whistling duck's belly, while its back bore ebony-and-chestnut stripes like the duck's wings. Aha. Now the baron's blind eye to duck demon banditry made more sense.

In a courteous voice, the duck demons' kinsman inquired, "Will you require anything from us, honored mage? Any supplies – seal paste, perhaps – or assistance?"

She jerked her head in a brusque, almost offended shake. "I have everything."

He dipped his own head, making the feathers stick up again. (I felt an unreasonable, uncontrollable urge to pluck them.) "This way, please."

As he escorted her out of the castle courtyard, he moved exactly like a duck in water: While his legs took short, rapid steps, everything above his waist glided along serenely.

News of the mage's arrival had raced through town, and heads were poking out of windows and around corners to watch for her. Humans and spirits had clumped up on the road, swapping rumors. She'd been sent by the duke – naw, she was just a traveling mage – no, I heard she was sent by the queen herself in her infinite benevolence!

Meanwhile, the mage strode down the center of the main street with her head held high, scanning the crowds but never making eye contact.

In an alley, a group of human children and cat spirits were playing scotch-hopper on a grid they'd scratched into the earth with a sharp rock. The girl in the middle of the grid teetered on one foot as she twisted around to gawk at the mage, and one of the cats jumped onto her head for a better view. The girl wobbled, flailed, and dropped her other foot onto a line.

"You lose!" crowed one of her human friends.

"You stepped on a line," meowed the cat on her head.

"Nuh-uh!" she protested, trying to bat at it and lift her foot at the same time. "Did not!"

In another bound, the cat leaped onto a roof and sat tidily, curling its tail around its legs, as it stared at the mage. Abandoning their game, the children and other cats scampered to the end of the alley. The mage's eyes noted them, rejected them as a threat or a power that needed impressing, and moved on.

"Honored mage!" came a shout. A stout, flour-dusted woman elbowed past her neighbors and thrust a lumpy bundle of cloth at the mage. "Thank you for coming! Please bring us rain!"

Pausing, the mage accepted the gift as graciously as a queen and passed to the seneschal. "I will bring you rain," she assured the baker and everyone else within earshot. "That is what I have come for."

That seemed…oddly confident, to say the least. I cocked my head up at the dragon. Can she really do that? I thought only dragons could bring rain.

He was shifting and squirming on his throne, his scales scraping against the wood, as if he just could not find a comfortable spot. "She can't," he replied curtly, too distracted for babytalk. "But she can make life very unpleasant for me in an attempt to force me to."

"Only if she's strong enough," Nagi corrected at once. Her tongue flicked in and out, in and out as she appraised the mage. "Which I doubt she is."

"Nah, of course not. That's just another two-bit traveling mage," sniggered Captain Carpio. "Just look at her."

A traveling mage? I asked, puzzled. I'd heard of traveling merchants, of course, but never traveling mages. This must be another new fashion. Like the tunics. I disapproved.

"A travelling mage is a second-rate mage who couldn't find a permanent position at a royal or ducal court," Nagi explained with a sniff.

"They travel around picking up odd jobs," Captain Carpio added scornfully. "The carrion-eating crabs!" Indignant, some of the crab servants danced side-to-side, but he didn't notice. Puffing up as far as he could, he flung his fins wide and declared, "Your Majesty, I'll lead out our forces! Show her she can't push us around!"

"We should hear what she has to say first," objected Nagi. "We may be able to convince her to leave peacefully."

"Hmph! These mages never do anything peacefully! What they need is a proper drubbing!"

While he and Nagi bickered and the dragon kept one eye on them and one on the vision, the mage and seneschal approached the river. By this point, they were trailing a horde of onlookers: artisans, apprentices, and servants who'd decided to snatch a spontaneous holiday. (Their masters were probably in the crowd too.) As much as it dismayed me, I had to agree with Captain Carpio: There was no way the mage could back down now – not with such a big audience. Still, a pretense at negotiation would be better for our image.

Clicking my fin to get the dragon's attention, I seconded Nagi, I think we should talk to her first.

The snake glanced at me and wrestled briefly over whether taking advantage of my support now would weaken her position later. Without acknowledging me, she told the dragon, "Let's keep the violence in reserve and hear her out first."

We outvoted the captain, two to one. That decided the dragon. "All right. Nagi will speak to her, backed up by Captain Carpio and his guards. I'll monitor the situation from here. Call for me if you need help."

Thwarted, the captain clenched his jaw and flapped his tail, but he bowed.

"Go assemble a mix of shrimp and frog guards," Nagi ordered. "No need to rush. Whoever heard of a dragon king's emissaries waiting on a mage!"

With another sullen thrash of his tail, the captain swam off, probably to collect the most quarrelsome, belligerent guards he could find.

While he and Nagi were organizing their welcoming committee at the slow, stately pace that befitted a dragon king, the mage reached the riverbank. Leaving the seneschal behind, she strode straight down to the water's edge. The ground was so dry that she didn't even have to hitch up her tunic to keep its hem out of the mud. She made a show of pacing back and forth until she located the optimum spot – the onlookers watched with bated breath – and then she planted her boots, drew a battered wooden box out of her pocket, and slid back its top. Inside was a chipped ceramic dish with a blob of seal paste. Holding it to the side so her body wouldn't block anyone's view, she seized her seal, flourished it to make the bronze glint, and slammed it into the seal paste. With a squelch, she pulled it free and raised it overhead, letting everyone see the sticky red goop that now coated the runes on the bottom.

Excited whispers ran through the crowd, humans and spirits trying to guess what amazing spell she was about to perform.

Coiled on his throne, stiff all over, the dragon waited for her play.

As for me, I cocked my whole body to a side, curious what spell could possibly require such drama.

The mage sucked in a deep breath, shut her eyes, and flung her head back. Then, with a dancer-like sweep of her arm, she brought the seal down on her exposed throat and pressed it against her flesh. After she lifted it, she held the pose a moment longer, allowing her audience full view of the stamp glowing on her skin.

There were gasps and a smattering of applause – but most onlookers were too focused to react.

Showoff, I muttered. No theatrics were essential to spellwork, only the mage's will and the stamp to anchor it. Plus her spell was so weak that it had only caused the faintest twist in the world around us. The Green Frog should hire her for his troupe. She could probably earn more as an actor than a mage.

Right on cue, she struck a heroic pose, chin up so everyone could see the stamp and outstretched right hand pointing imperiously at the center of the river (which was not the direction of the water court). "Dragon King of Black Sand Creek!" boomed her voice. "On behalf of Baron Claymouth of the Claymouth Barony, I summon you for a parley!"

All that fuss – for a sound-amplification spell? Cassius' Imperial Mages would barely have needed to brush themselves with a seal for that. But the onlookers were pumping their fists and stamping their feet and cheering themselves hoarse.

Nagi looked at the dragon, who nodded back. "Now," she commanded Captain Carpio.

"Fall in!" he bellowed at the guards. "Make a show of force! Protect the Prime Minister!"

They formed a messy box around her, with Captain Carpio in front, and straggled out of the audience chamber.

Behind them, the dragon tapped his pearl absently, and the river split and peeled apart to form a dry path angling from the mage's feet to the water court's gateway. Shouts of awe came from the riverbank.

The mage's eyes widened. She inhaled sharply, then caught herself and nodded in satisfaction, pretending that she'd planned this all along. Lifting her hem, she took a single step onto the riverbed.

The seneschal had let out a wheezy yelp when the water started to move, but now he steeled himself and pattered forward. "Honored mage," he called, "is this wise?"

She rotated until she could study him and be seen studying him, looking him up and down as if assessing his courage and finding it wanting. "You are under no obligation to accompany me into the river," she declared for her audience. "You may stay here and wait for me."

He winced. "Honored mage," he tried again, no doubt wondering what the baron would do to him if he let the mage drown before she brought rain. "Honored mage, if His Majesty the Dragon King grows angry, this may be dangerous…."

Ha, sure. Was that what he'd told the duck demons in a pretense of dissuading them from robbing us? It certainly hadn't stopped him from enriching the barony off our pearl mussels.

The mage froze him with a hard stare. "Nothing about a mage's life is safe, seneschal."

That, at least, was true.

Meanwhile, our welcoming committee had reached the gateway. They halted there, with Captain Carpio bellowing the shrimp and frogs into two ranks across the opening just inside the water. Nagi hung back in the shadows, where human eyes could make out only a long, sinuous form that might or might not be a dragon. From the minuscule twist that I'd felt earlier, I doubted the mage's spell extended to sharpening her vision.

The mage waited for everyone to get a good look at these fearsome water spirits waiting for her before she strode down the riverbed, box of seal paste balanced on one upturned palm, seal swinging jauntily at her side.

Do you think she trained as a dancer when she was young? I asked idly.

"She's a mage, Mooncloud," scolded the dragon. "They spend decades honing their craft."

Yes, well, the one didn't necessarily preclude the other. Especially if the mage in question weren't a very good one.

When she was halfway to the gate, Captain Carpio roared, "Halt, human! State your name and business!"

She kept walking, showing that she would not be intimidated by this fierce spirit. "I am Mage Floridiana!" she proclaimed in a ringing tone calibrated to send a thrill through her audience. "Trained by the great Domitilla herself!"

I'd never heard of either of them, but that was unsurprising. Mages could prolong their lifespans magically, but unless they lived long enough to awaken, they were still mortal. And it had been centuries since I walked among humans.

"As for my business, I have already stated that I am here to parley with the Dragon King of Black Sand Creek on behalf of Baron Claymouth!"

Captain Carpio bristled, but I thought it was a fair rebuke.

"About what, human?" he demanded. "The Dragon King is busy. He has no time to waste on two-bit magic users."

She stiffened and drew herself up straight, right hand going to her seal. On the riverbank, the seneschal shifted unhappily from foot to foot as the onlookers booed.

Into this tense atmosphere slithered Nagi. "Thank you, Captain Carpio. I will take it from here."

He bowed, somewhat reluctantly, and backed away to let her pass.

"Mage." Nagi inclined her head, the gesture conveying more arrogance than humility or hospitality. "I am Nagi, water snake spirit and Prime Minister of Black Sand Creek. Be welcome."

Is she going to invite her in? I asked the dragon, excited. It would be so much more fun to watch the negotiations in person.

"No. That would do her too much honor."

And indeed, Nagi was saying, "So, on what matter did you wish to petition His Majesty?"

Floridiana rasped out a humorless chuckle. "I think you know exactly why I'm here, spirit."

Nagi rose to the tip of her tail to tower over the human. "Do enlighten me."

Turning to show her audience her heroic profile, the mage swept an arm in a dramatic half-circle, encompassing everyone on the riverbank and the parched earth itself. "The drought, spirit! The drought! Can you not feel the groans of the land as it bakes and shatters? Can you not hear the cries of the people as they watch their crops wither and die? Do you not see the smoke of funerary incense and the tears of the bereaved painted across these merciless skies?"

Well, no. The skies were bright blue and cloudless. That was both the problem and the point. Also, no one had starved to death yet. That would come this winter. Ugh, poets – I'd always hated them. If I were in charge, it would be time for another round of censorship.

Nagi was similarly unmoved by Floridiana's language. "Rain is allotted by Heaven. If you have an issue with that, I suggest you pray."

The mage flung her arms wide. "As the people of this barony have been doing for the entire Lotus Moon! It is you who failed to secure more rain for them at the Meeting of the Dragon Host! Do not blame the innocent for your own failure!"

Shouts of assent rose from the crowd, although no one seemed inclined to charge into the river to back up their champion.

Leaning forward, Floridiana stabbed a finger through the water, right into Nagi's face. "The failing is yours, spirit. Yours – and your king's. It is for you to redress this failing and bring rain to these people."

And to provide a thesaurus?

Nagi's eyes moved deliberately from the mage's finger to her face. Then the snake's mouth peeled back to bare her fangs. "Remove your hand, human."

But of course Floridiana couldn't back down, not in front of so many people. Waggling the finger under Nagi's nostrils, she proclaimed, "I, Mage Floridiana, have come to force you to save the people of this barony!"

Off to the side, Captain Carpio had been puffing up with rage as he watched, and now he exploded. "You two-bit – You carrion-eating – !" Sputtering, he waved his fin at the frogs. "Attack!"

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Hrrrm...
The problem, as I see it, is Floridiana probably REALLY should be taken to the next meeting assuming it happens in a reasonable time-frame...Which, assuming Piri's not doing SHENANIGANS to extend her life or having them done for her, I imagine could be done reasonably enough, because FLoridiana's championing of the people's complaints is going to a middle-man instead of the dude with the power to actually DO something about it.
 
Hrrrm...
The problem, as I see it, is Floridiana probably REALLY should be taken to the next meeting assuming it happens in a reasonable time-frame...Which, assuming Piri's not doing SHENANIGANS to extend her life or having them done for her, I imagine could be done reasonably enough, because FLoridiana's championing of the people's complaints is going to a middle-man instead of the dude with the power to actually DO something about it.

Annoyingly, the conference itself only happens once a year, although under-the-table negotiations go on year-round. I do like the idea of Floridiana wrangling a spot at the conference next year! It would definitely disrupt proceedings in a very entertaining manner.
 
How do animal spirits look like anyway? Just like their corresponding animals?
And how are they integrated in human society?

"The carrion-eating crabs!"
"They're"?
And to provide a thesaurus?
Oh, they have something like that?
Annoyingly, the conference itself only happens once a year, although under-the-table negotiations go on year-round. I do like the idea of Floridiana wrangling a spot at the conference next year! It would definitely disrupt proceedings in a very entertaining manner.
Maybe a gift of "two-bit mage with entertainer background" impresses more than a "satchel of subpar pearls".
 
How do animal spirits look like anyway? Just like their corresponding animals?
And how are they integrated in human society?

I picture animal spirits as looking like their animal counterparts when they're in their original form. Some of them can get powerful enough to increase their size, augment themselves with steel teeth or extra tails, take on human form, etc.

At this point, humans and spirits are integrated into one society. That will change over time, though.


Hmm, I was trying to make that sound like an insult.

Oh, they have something like that?

They do now!

Maybe a gift of "two-bit mage with entertainer background" impresses more than a "satchel of subpar pearls".

Hahaha! I think you're right about that!
 
Chapter 16: Diplomacy
Chapter 16: Diplomacy

Five frogs leaped at Floridiana. One went for her face, two for her seal, and the rest for her seal paste. With a hoarse cry, the mage hopped back, stumbling over a clump of eelgrass.

Nagi whirled to yell at Captain Carpio, "What are you doing? Call them off!"

"She needs a lesson!" he shouted back. "A good beating!"

"I specifically said that I wanted to negotiate first! I told you I didn't want to escalate the situation!"

If she'd wanted peaceable conversation, she should have assigned Captain Carpa to the welcome committee. Although, uncharacteristically for the political creature, I hadn't seen her in the audience chamber all day.

Where's Captain Carpa? I asked the dragon.

He'd sunk down in his throne, tucking his chin and his pearl into his mane as if that might shield him. "Away on patrol."

Was she going to be furious when she returned!

One of the frogs arced past Floridiana, shooting out his tongue. He was aiming for her seal but got her wrist instead, his tongue wrapping around and around it like a silk cord. She flapped her hand to fling him off, but he swung back and forth and started to haul himself up by his own tongue.

The frog attacking Floridiana's head fell short and plopped at her feet, and she pulled back her boot to kick him. With a nimble jump, he landed on her foot. She stamped it, trying to jolt him off, but he wrapped his legs around the top of her boot and clung on. She got a different frog square on her back.

There was a crunch. The frog shrieked.

In the audience chamber, the dragon and I both cringed as if our own spines had just cracked.

"Disengage!" Nagi ordered Captain Carpio, baring her fangs. "Disengage at once!"

"They'll all die if I pull them back now!"

I waited for the stomped-on frog to get up, but she lay flat on her belly with her four limbs twitching.

How – how did the mage do that? I gasped. All she did was step on her!

No spirit had ever died from getting stepped on by a human!

"Her boots are spelled," said the dragon grimly without taking his eyes off the scene.

Now that I looked more closely, there was a smudged, faded stamp on the heel of each boot. A strength-booster spell, I guessed, a wise precaution for a lone traveler.

The injured frog still wasn't getting up. Screaming, one of the others scrambled over and nudged her. She didn't respond.

She isn't dead, is she? I asked, still in shock.

I'd seen powerful mages before. Of course I had. But they were Imperial Mages, the elite of the elite, graduates of the Imperial Academy who'd survived decades of training and testing and purging before they won their appointments. This – this was just some poor, tattered, two-bit traveling mage who'd probably taught herself out of a handbook she'd dug up in a secondhand bookshop.

My voice went shrill. Did she really kill the guard? By stepping on her?

"No," answered the dragon flatly. "I'd have felt that."

Oh, of course. The bond between liege and vassal would have transmitted her injury and death to him at once.

The frog that had gone to her aid looped his tongue and one foreleg around her and tugged her through the gateway, where the shrimp rushed to help.

Floridiana let them go, either because she was outnumbered or because, for all her posturing, she hadn't really wanted a fight either. With one frog still dangling from her wrist, she dragged her seal through the seal paste. The frog balanced on her other wrist lashed out with her tongue, trying to snatch the seal, but the mage thrust it at her instead. When it clipped her side, the bronze hissed like a branding iron. Wisps of smoke rose from the seal paste. The frog let out an agonized shriek and tumbled off, hopping and crawling lopsidedly towards the gate.

"Water!" Captain Carpio shouted. "Get her in the water!"

The shrimp scurried into the gateway, stuck their front legs into open air, and yanked her through.

"Oh!" gasped the dragon, as if he'd just remembered something. Knocking aside the strands of his mane, he seized his pearl in one clawed hand. The tunnel of air that he'd opened across the river collapsed. Water roared down on the riverbed.

Floridiana's head jerked up, but one glance told her that there was no way she could reach the riverbank in time, not unless she cast a very fast, very powerful spell on herself, which I doubted she was strong enough to do. Instead, she used her last few seconds to slam her seal into the seal paste and square on the center of her forehead. Then the water crashed onto her and swept her off her feet, and she was flailing and tumbling and fighting to right herself. But no stream of bubbles escaped her nose or mouth – she was staying calm and holding her breath.

Any competent mage could do as much – more, really – but I was still marginally impressed.

As soon as the water returned, the shrimp swarmed her, coating her in a crawling blanket and biting her all over. The first swirls of blood started to rise around her. Lips pinched shut, she swiped at the shrimp with her seal. The burn spell didn't work as well underwater, but several of them did drop off her.

Nagi came speeding into the audience chamber, swimming as fast as she could. "Your Majesty! That idiot started a fight! He refused multiple direct orders to disengage. What do we do now?"

The dragon wavered, torn.

As for me, I was thinking furiously. If I wanted him to send me to the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea, what was most likely to force him to beg his liege for help? Help that would require gifts and offerings (a.k.a. bribes) to secure?

Probably getting his guard force decimated.

At the thought, I felt a twinge of…something, but I dismissed it. I'd already helped him out enough at the conference. I'd been selfless and altruistic and all of that for long enough. It was time to prioritize my own interests. Aggressively.

Listen to the captain, I urged the dragon. He knows what he's doing in a fight. He knows when it would be disastrous to disengage.

Nagi's eyes nearly bulged out of her head. "No one asked for your opinion, fish," she snapped. "Don't meddle in affairs you don't understand."

But Captain Carpio is the military man. Er, fish. He knows what he's doing better than civilians like us.

Nagi obviously did not appreciate being lumped into the same category as me, but before she could retort, the dragon made his decision. "We can't afford to lose any more guards. Leave the fighting to Captain Carpio. Nagi, if the mage gets all the way here, how do we negotiate with her?"

I jumped in. Negotiate? I asked, feigning shock. What is there to negotiate? We already know what she wants – and it's impossible!

At least, it was impossible if the dragon wanted to keep his head on his shoulders. During Cassius' great-grandfather's reign, a dragon king had begged the emperor to intercede with Heaven. For whatever reason – which varied depending on the version of the story from spite to simple negligence – the dragon had let it rain for fifteen minutes longer and half an inch more than Heaven ordered, and been sentenced to decapitation for the crime. The emperor had seen no advantage to supporting a spirit that disobeyed the proper authorities – what if it, gasp, gave his own subjects ideas about defying Imperial decrees? He'd declined to intervene. The dragon had been duly hauled up to Heaven and beheaded outside the Hall of Purple Mists.

The Dragon Commander has already approved the rain allotments for this year, I counseled. At this point, all we can do is endure patiently until next year.

Nagi took my bait. "Your Majesty, don't listen to her. That is not all we can do," she said urgently. "You can still beg the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea to petition for relief on our behalf. That mage won't require much rain to satisfy her. She just wants to get paid! All she needs are some grey clouds and enough water falling from the sky for her to claim that she broke the drought. A shower would do. A sprinkle would do!"

"But…." The dragon cast a stricken glance at me, and I knew he was remembering the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea's penchant for vivisection.

"Your Majesty." Nagi's tone turned severe, like a governess'. "A monarch must set the needs of his people above his own pleasure. Sacrifices must be made. They are the mark of a good ruler."

Well, that depended on the nature of the sacrifices, really. Cassius had sacrificed plenty of allies. It hadn't made him a better ruler. But I met the dragon's eyes, pretended to gulp, nodded bravely, and seconded Nagi, Yes, yes, you should do it, Your Majesty. For the sake of all those poor people! You must beg the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea to save them from starving this winter!

He looked from me to Nagi and back to me. He opened his mouth, but before he could speak, dull footsteps drifted through the door. They were followed by a loud thud, as if someone had tried to fling the door open – only for it to stick in its frame. There was another thump and, with a grating of wood, Floridiana burst into the audience chamber. Staggered, really, as her momentum carried through the doorway, but she turned it into a few running steps and came to a stop in the middle of the room. Her tunic was ripped, her hair had torn loose from its pins and was waving around her head, and her eyes were wide and her nostrils flared. She looked more like a bandit who'd stumbled out of the wilds to surrender herself than a baron's respected guest. Frog and shrimp guards surrounded her before she could get any closer to the throne. Nagi hissed and, to my surprise, swam in front of the dragon, blocking the mage.

"Stop right there, human," she commanded. "Kneel. You are in the presence of Yulus, the Dragon King of Black Sand Creek."

Whoa, was that his name? Somehow, in all the months that I'd spent with him, I'd never known that. Everyone addressed him as "Your Majesty" or referred to him as "the king" or "His Majesty," and while he'd certainly have told me if I'd asked, I'd never thought of asking. Yulus. Huh. Cocking my body to a side, I inspected him. Did he fit my mental image of a Yulus? No, not really.

While I was reframing him in my mind as not just "the dragon" or "my dragon" but "Yulus," Floridiana threw back her shoulders, clenched her fist around her seal, and glared past Nagi. In a watery, garbled voice, with a stream of bubbles, she declared, "Your Majesty. I am Mage Floridiana. Here on behalf of Baron Claymouth." At the end, she clamped her mouth shut to cut off the flow of precious air.

Yulus was silent for a long moment, preparing himself to act haughty. "Mage Floridiana. You have an unconventional way of introducing yourself," he pronounced at last. "We will require compensation for Our vassals whom you have maimed."

She gripped her seal until her knuckles paled, but her voice remained level. "Self-defense. I was attacked. It is I who should be demanding compensation."

Yulus sneered. I'd watched him rehearse that expression with Nagi before and thought he needed more practice, but Floridiana bought it. Perhaps she couldn't see very well underwater. Letting more bubbles escape, she demanded, "Is this how you welcome emissaries? With teeth and pincers? Small wonder that Baron Claymouth called on me to end this drought!"

Nagi looked like she was ready to sink her fangs into the mage's neck.

I decided to intervene before a human got killed right in front of me. Realistically, the Heavenly Accountants shouldn't expect much from a fish in a cage, but with them, who knew?

Excuse me, Mage Floridiana, I called, but His Majesty already has a plan for addressing the drought.

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Chapter 17: Cooperation
Chapter 17: Cooperation

Caught by surprise, the mage gave a start. Her head swiveled around, and she stared at me through my cage bars. I assumed she was performing a magical scan to determine what I was and whether I posed a threat, but what she asked was –

"Are you a prisoner here, spirit?"

As if I were a damsel-in-distress princess whose father King Catfish would reward my rescuer with half his kingdom! I nearly burst out laughing. Luckily, catfish couldn't make much in the way of facial expressions, so she probably interpreted it as me staring at her glassily.

Both Yulus and Nagi were gaping, stunned that anyone would assume I was a prisoner just because I lived in a cage.

"Were you kidnapped?" pressed Floridiana. "Have you been hurt?"

Well, technically, I had been snatched up and stuffed into a cage, and my pride had been injured repeatedly….

No, no, no. I waggled my body from side to side. Projecting the ignorant innocence (or innocent ignorance?) of a fairytale maiden, I trilled, Not at all! His Majesty treats me very well!

That, as intended, sounded distinctly unconvincing, especially to someone already inclined towards delusions of heroism. "I – see," Floridiana said, pointedly examining my cage. A mercenary gleam lit up her eyes: She was calculating whether she could extract a reward for returning me to my real family. "Spirit, where is your home? Don't be afraid to answer honestly. I won't let anyone harm you."

Every member of the Water Court bristled.

I hesitated, partly because I didn't know modern geography and partly because I hadn't decided how far to push my act. I was trying to disentangle myself from the Black Sand Creek Water Court to search for better karma sources, but was this the best way to do it?

The pause gave Yulus the chance to snap, "Her home is here, of course! She was born in this very river."

"Of all the effrontery!" Nagi jumped in, smacking the floor with her tail for emphasis. "Attacking our guards, barging into the Water Court, and now accusing His Majesty of kidnapping like a common criminal? This offense is intolerable!" Rearing back, she bared her fangs and prepared to strike.

Oh dear. A human getting injured in a fight over me was the surest path to negative karma.

Frantically, I flapped my fins. Clickclickclickclickclick. No no no! It's all a misunderstanding! I'm perfectly happy here! I was born here and His Majesty adopted me! He treats me very well!

"Then why are you in a cage?" The question was addressed to me, but Floridiana was glaring at Yulus.

I – uh, to keep me safe!

"To keep her safe," retorted Yulus at the same time. "Human, do you not cage songbirds and leash hunting dogs? Because you do not wish your pets to escape into the wild where they cannot survive on their own?"

Nagi snapped her jaws in warning, but it was too late.

"She's a pet?" Floridiana studied me more closely, performing the magical scan she should have done when she first entered the room. Apparently she forgot she was underwater, because she gasped, sucked in a mouthful of water, and choked. "That's not a spirit!" she sputtered. "What is that?" Her muscles bunched.

Oh no, she wasn't planning to dive at my cage, snatch it, and run off with me, was she? That would be suicide.

Clickclickclickclickclick!

The sound jolted her back to her senses. She clenched her fists and locked her knees to hold herself back.

"Mooncloud is a unique creature whose nature no one can explain," Yulus announced, as proud as a crown prince's mother.

Do you know anyone who might know what I am? I tacked on, encouraging Floridiana to think of all the people who'd love to study me.

I could practically see her computing my resale value. "Well, my teacher, the great Domitilla, would "

Before she could go any further, Nagi informed her, "That will be impossible. His Majesty in his infinite generosity has already promised this fish to the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea."

Yulus' mouth opened, but no sound came out.

At the mention of the spirit who controlled the weather over the entire eastern part of Serica, Floridiana's shoulders slumped. "I see. That is indeed a generous gift," she conceded with no grace whatsoever. "Is it, perhaps, connected to the matter of rain?"

While Yulus fought to hide his horror, Nagi answered for him, "Indeed. His Majesty will soon send emissaries to appeal for an intercession on behalf of all those who live near Black Sand Creek."

Yulus opened his mouth again, cast a stricken glance at me, and hesitated, unwilling or afraid to undermine his own Prime Minister when the stakes were so high.

Meanwhile, Floridiana was saying, "How likely is the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea to agree?"

"It is not for us to question – " started Nagi, but I cut in.

He will, I assured the mage, so long as he is pleased by our gifts. Would Baron Claymouth like to add his offerings to ours? Combined, they will make a stronger impact.

Nagi's lips peeled back from her fangs, not so much out of disgust for the idea itself but for its source. After this, she wasn't going to keep me in the Water Court one second longer than she had to. Good.

As Floridiana mulled over my proposal, her fingers loosened around her seal and she chewed on the insides of her cheeks. "They may. He may. I can negotiate with him on your behalf."

Although she tried to slide it in like a logical conclusion, Nagi wasn't fooled. "For a fee, I expect?"

"Naturally. Humans require food, shelter, clothing, transportation, the like." The mage spread her hands, encompassing the needs of mortal flesh. "Not to mention, seal paste doesn't come cheap."

The frog guards' dewlaps ballooned in fury, while the shrimp tapped their feet. Captain Carpio surged forward – only for Yulus to raise a hand to stop him.

"I see," said Nagi, very sourly. Unable to vent her frustration on the mage, she waved her tail at the crab servants. "It's time for Mooncloud's feeding. Take her to the kitchen. Make sure we're not disturbed during these very delicate negotiations."

Hey! Wait! I want to stay! I want to help!

"Behave," Nagi snapped, so much like a mother fox nipping a kit that I froze for a second.

Then I appealed to Yulus, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I can help! Let me help!

But his sorrowful eyes were turned away.

As the crab scuttled out of the audience chamber with my cage on its carapace, I yelled back, I'm not hungry!

The door practically slammed on the cage.


Proving that I hadn't completely lost my touch, events did proceed as I wanted, even if I didn't get as much say in the final details as I'd have liked. Clever Nagi removed me from Yulus' presence and assigned me my own room plus round-the-clock crab servants "to ensure that she's the plumpest, shiniest, most beautiful catfish possible, and the most pleasing in the sight of the His Majesty of the Eastern Sea."

Yeah, right. And it couldn't possibly have anything to do with blocking my influence over Yulus, could it?

Anyway, however frustrating I found this honorable isolation, it was nowhere near as bad as being trapped inside a catfish egg for a week. I quickly befriended my servants, who kept me updated on the Water Court's plans. After some haggling, Yulus and Nagi hired Floridiana to act as their emissary to Baron Claymouth to propose a joint offering to the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea. Happy to collect a fee from both sides, she convinced the baron that this strategy was more certain to bring rain to his fields than magically roasting a lowly local dragon. After consultation with his advisers, the baron sent an unofficial message to the duck demons via the seneschal: Contribute gifts and earn a pardon for banditry.

Apparently Yulus wasn't the only one they robbed.

At last, all the negotiations were complete, I was fattened and ready for the kitchen or the laboratory in equal measure, and it was time for the ceremonial pooling of bribes. Since it happened right before we set out for the Eastern Sea, I actually got to watch in person, raised above the river surface alongside the other water spirits and shielded by Yulus' pearl.

Led by the baron and his family, the Claymouth residents processed to the riverbank in their finest attire, bearing antique rosewood boxes and bundles wrapped with embroidered silks. Around them capered the Green Frog's performers, who danced, played flutes, banged gongs, and cried, "O Rain! O Rain! Come, come, O Rain!"

Meanwhile, Yulus shook the tangles out of his mane, centered his pearl beneath his chin, and rose in a gout of water to hover above the river, with Nagi by his side.

"Your Majesty, it is a pleasure to meet you again," said the baron with a deep bow and a broad grin, as if he'd never hired a mage to torture the dragon into bringing rain.

Yulus smiled back at him, showing more teeth than he had to. "Baron Claymouth. What have you brought Us?"

The baron waved his retainers forward, and they opened casket lids and silk wrappings to show off mismatched jewelry scrounged (perhaps even stolen?) from many different jewelry boxes, gold and silver coins polished to gleaming – and a dozen duck eggs, almost perfectly matched in size and shape.

At the sight, I sputtered with laughter, and the head crab rapped the top of my cage. "Mooncloud! Behave yourself!"

Why? It's not like they can hear me.

"Behave, or we'll drop you on the riverbed until it's time to go."

I pouted but subsided.

Meanwhile, Yulus and Baron Claymouth were exchanging praise for each other's offerings, protestations of mutual respect, and elaborate assurances that in the face of such a treasure trove – especially the duck eggs, what a delicacy! – the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea could not possibly reject their most reasonable request for just a taaaaad more rain.

Eventually, they faked the way to the end of their pleasantries, the crabs collected the baron's offerings, and Yulus lowered all of us back into the water. I'd thought Floridiana might tag along as the baron's witness, but she stayed on dry land. Either she didn't have the ability to stay submerged for so long, or the baron hadn't wanted to pay the extra charge, or both.

Probably both. I was pretty sure I'd seen some of those brooches on his wife and daughter at the Dragon Boat Festival.

As we proceeded down Black Sand Creek, a company of shrimp commanded by Captain Carpa cleared the way. Yulus and Nagi followed, surrounded by their chattering, excited retinue. Then came an army of crab servants carrying all the offerings, including me. Finally, a company of frogs, led by a fuming Captain Carpio, brought up the rear. They would stay behind to guard the fief when the rest of us crossed the border into the Eastern Sea.

A few times, Yulus twitched to the side, wanting to turn around to check on me, but he was trying his hardest to act kingly and so each time he forced himself to keep facing forward. I tried to picture a remote, dignified expression on his face and found, to my surprise, that I could. Maybe I hadn't given him as much credit as he deserved, these past months. They'd been peaceful and secure, and I'd been safe and loved, not sensations I'd experienced since I left my mother's den nearly a millennium and a half ago.

Sometimes – not often, but once in a while – it was nice not to have to rely on myself all the time. It could be a relief to entrust everything to someone else in the faith that they'd take care of you.

But whatever. Soon I was going to earn good karma for serving the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea! Just think of all the points! I could already see myself in Flicker's office in the Bureau of Reincarnation, floating over his desk while he pointed to the "Black" stamp on my curriculum vitae.

He'd drone, "Congratulations on your advancement to Black Tier. Starting with your next life, you will be reincarnated as various types of birds or four-legged mammals."

And I'd say –

"Aaaaaargh! Aaaaaaah!"

Splashing and garbled screams – human screams? – echoed through the water.

"Help! Heeeeeeelp!"

A catfish flashed into its hole. A mob of mortal fish crashed into us – skinny, stretched-out ones; ones with bulbous eyes that popped out of their heads; one with a really long, pointed nose; even a ginormous one whose head reminded me of a mole's. They darted between the spirits, knocked them aside, surrounded us with flashing scales and sleek sides – and then they were gone. Dazed, from where my cage had settled crookedly into the glittering sand, I watched a softshell turtle glide past, pumping its flippers as hard as it could. Then it, too, was gone. The river was empty except for waving aquatic plants, drifting bugs, and a confused clump of water spirits.

"Back in formation!" Captain Carpa shouted at the shrimp. "Protect the king!"

"Scout ahead!" Captain Carpio bellowed at the frogs. "Report back to me!"

"The offerings!" Nagi screeched at the crabs. "Save the offerings!"

All of a sudden, I noticed that my cage door had come unlatched and was dangling limply. Freedom! On instinct, I lunged for the opening and sped into open water. Free!

"Mama! Mamaaaa!" came more screaming. "Heeeeeelp!" Loud splashing.

Run! Run! shrieked my fish brain, flipping my body around. With a sweep of my tail, I was fleeing upstream.

Wait! That's a human voice!

I wrestled control back from my fish brain, forcibly stilled my tail, and screeched to a halt.

I have to know what's going on! Maybe I can help!

Dropping to the riverbed, I slunk forward through the eelgrass.


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*raises eyebrow*
Okay so, Smart money says the human baron did a dumb and started importing demonic duck eggs. And said eggs started to hatch into ducks which then started plundering the river and draining the area of water, kicking off all the tensions here.
Mooncloud knows this and is liable to speak up, if only because good karma is a sweet reward given she wants to get to be a fox again, I think.

Buut...Something, bandits? armed fish spirits? desperately hungry piranha or some other carnivorous fish? attacks and Mooncloud slips out of her cage, and nearly goes free?
Hrrrm.
 
*raises eyebrow*
Okay so, Smart money says the human baron did a dumb and started importing demonic duck eggs. And said eggs started to hatch into ducks which then started plundering the river and draining the area of water, kicking off all the tensions here.

That is a hilarious idea and I wish I'd thought of it! Totally something that could have happened. :)

Mooncloud knows this and is liable to speak up, if only because good karma is a sweet reward given she wants to get to be a fox again, I think.

She desperately wants to be a fox again. Or at least something cute. She'd settle (temporarily) for something cute.

Buut...Something, bandits? armed fish spirits? desperately hungry piranha or some other carnivorous fish? attacks and Mooncloud slips out of her cage, and nearly goes free?
Hrrrm.

There's maaaaay be a Chekhov's fish floating around somewhere....
 
The Fifteen Days of New Year Lyrics
To help kick off the holiday season, here are lyrics for a song from Cassius' perspective! (The quantities should not be considered canon. :p)


The Fifteen Days of New Year
To be sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the first day of New Year, my Piri gave to me
A brand new torture device.

On the second day of New Year, my Piri gave to me
Two murdered wives,
And a brand new torture device.

On the third day of New Year, my Piri gave to me
Three coffins,
Two murdered wives,
And a brand new torture device.

On the fourth day of New Year, my Piri gave to me
Four dead cousins,
Three coffins,
Two murdered wives,
And a brand new torture device.

On the fifth day of New Year, my Piri gave to me
Five mutinies,
Four dead cousins,
Three coffins,
Two murdered wives,
And a brand new torture device.

On the sixth day of New Year, my Piri gave to me
Six gold pagodas,
Five mutinies,
Four dead cousins,
Three coffins,
Two murdered wives,
And a brand new torture device.

On the seventh day of New Year, my Piri gave to me
Seven empty treas'ries,
Six gold pagodas,
Five mutinies,
Four dead cousins,
Three coffins,
Two murdered wives,
And a brand new torture device.

On the eighth day of New Year, my Piri gave to me
Eight pits of vipers,
Seven empty treas'ries,
Six gold pagodas,
Five mutinies,
Four dead cousins,
Three coffins,
Two murdered wives,
And a brand new torture device.

On the ninth day of New Year, my Piri gave to me
Nine Burning Pillars,
Eight pits of vipers,
Seven empty treas'ries,
Six gold pagodas,
Five mutinies,
Four dead cousins,
Three coffins,
Two murdered wives,
And a brand new torture device.

On the tenth day of New Year, my Piri gave to me
Ten dukes a-crisping,
Nine Burning Pillars,
Eight pits of vipers,
Seven empty treas'ries,
Six gold pagodas,
Five mutinies,
Four dead cousins,
Three coffins,
Two murdered wives,
And a brand new torture device.

On the eleventh day of New Year, my Piri gave to me
Eleven children screaming,
Ten dukes a-crisping,
Nine Burning Pillars,
Eight pits of vipers,
Seven empty treas'ries,
Six gold pagodas,
Five mutinies,
Four dead cousins,
Three coffins,
Two murdered wives,
And a brand new torture device.

On the twelfth day of New Year, my Piri gave to me
Twelve bandits robbing,
Eleven children screaming,
Ten dukes a-crisping,
Nine Burning Pillars,
Eight pits of vipers,
Seven empty treas'ries,
Six gold pagodas,
Five mutinies,
Four dead cousins,
Three coffins,
Two murdered wives,
And a brand new torture device.

On the thirteenth day of New Year, my Piri gave to me
Thirteen mercs marauding,
Twelve bandits robbing,
Eleven children screaming,
Ten dukes a-crisping,
Nine Burning Pillars,
Eight pits of vipers,
Seven empty treas'ries,
Six gold pagodas,
Five mutinies,
Four dead cousins,
Three coffins,
Two murdered wives,
And a brand new torture device.

On the fourteenth day of New Year, my Piri gave to me
Fourteen ladies fleeing,
Thirteen mercs marauding,
Twelve bandits robbing,
Eleven children screaming,
Ten dukes a-crisping,
Nine Burning Pillars,
Eight pits of vipers,
Seven empty treas'ries,
Six gold pagodas,
Five mutinies,
Four dead cousins,
Three coffins,
Two murdered wives,
And a brand new torture device.

On the fifteenth day of New Year, my Piri gave to me
Fifteen lords rebelling,
Fourteen ladies fleeing,
Thirteen mercs marauding,
Twelve bandits robbing,
Eleven children screaming,
Ten dukes a-crisping,
Nine Burning Pillars,
Eight pits of vipers,
Seven empty treas'ries,
Six gold pagodas,
Five mutinies,
Four dead cousins,
Three coffins,
Two murdered wives,
And a brand new torture device.
 
Chapter 18: Lord Silurus
Chapter 18: Lord Silurus

Just a liiiiiiiitle more, thought Maila. I can almooooooost reach it.

Sprawled out on her belly on the riverbank (dry this year! Meaning she wouldn't get muddy, only dusty, and dust she could pat off so Mama never had to know), the seven-year-old took a deep breath, ducked her head underwater, and stretched out one arm as far as it would go. Her fingertips just brushed her flute, which was sticking out of the black sand like a crooked flagpole. If only she hadn't promised never ever ever to go into the river by herself! Then she could dive in, grab her flute, and go home.

But no, Mama had said the river was dangerous. A little girl could drown, or get kidnapped by the dragon king to work in his water court (which sounded more fun than working on the farm, Maila thought), or get eaten by that giant monster catfish demon…. So she'd promised never to go into the river by herself, and big girls kept promises.

Even when they were so, so inconvenient.

Wriggling forward a few more inches, Maila strained towards her flute – and froze.

The very edge of the riverbank, where it met the water, was muddy! Now the whole top of her tunic was smeared with mud! Plus her chin and even the ends of her pigtails!

She looked like she'd gotten into a mud fight with her brothers and cousins again, when she most definitely had not. In fact, this time she'd run away when they started splashing around in the river, because she'd known that the next thing they'd do would be to dig out handfuls of mud and start throwing them. Mama hated when they did that. So Maila had trotted off to play on her own – but she'd been so busy peeking through the rushes to look for the duck demons that everyone said lived around here that she'd tripped over a rock and dropped her flute into the water. And now she couldn't get it back because she couldn't go in the river, plus she was covered in mud and Mama would be furious anyway. This wasn't fair!

Maila tried to pinch her flute between two fingertips but only managed to knock it more crooked. Now it was even harder to get!

In the distance, her oldest brother called, "Little Sis? Little Sis?" and then, "Hey, where's Maila?"

Oh no! They'd find her all covered in mud and tell on her! It wouldn't make Mama any less angry at them for the mud fight when she told on them right back – but she'd be in just as much trouble. And she tried so hard to be good, too! It just wasn't fair!

She thrust out her arm again, but she was so upset that she knocked the flute over completely. Now it lay on its side on the riverbed.

"Maila! Maila!" called the voices in the distance.

Oh no, they were coming this way! She had to get her flute and run away to hide now! With a big splash, she jumped into the river.

When a gigantic catfish stuck its head out of a cave and grinned at her with a whole mouthful of pointy teeth, she wished very, very hard that she'd let her brothers tattle on her instead.


I didn't get far before a pair of frogs zipped past me, yelling at the chaotic crowd of water spirits, "It's Lord Silurus! It's Lord Silurus! He's eating a human girl!"

At the sound of the catfish demon's name, the smaller, weaker spirits turned tail and fled.

Captain Carpio puffed up and pointed a fin. "Guards, save her!" he bellowed at the frogs. He did not, however, make any move forward himself.

"That's suicide!" screeched Captain Carpa from her position right next to Yulus, on his other side from Nagi. "You'll get the whole company killed!"

"Not if you back me up for a change!"

Meanwhile, the head crab sidled up to Nagi and whispered something. From the way the water snake stiffened, she'd learned that I was missing.

I flattened myself against the riverbed behind a clump of eelgrass, hoping that my dark back would blend in with the black sand.

Nagi hissed something at the crab, which scuttled off, summoned the other crabs, and whispered orders to them. With much waving of pincers, they started to fan out, clearly searching for me.

I had a choice to make, then. I knew I'd earn positive karma from becoming the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea's newest natural philosophy experiment. But how much negative karma would I gain from ignoring a demon eating a human child right in front of me?

Realistically, there was nothing a mortal fish could do about a demon feared even by a dragon king. But the Heaven had never taken realism into account before, and I didn't see why it would start now.

Although…it also assigned karma based on results alone, so I could try all I wanted to save this human, but if I failed, then I might as well have cheered the demon on.

Squirming forward on my belly, I raised my head for a better view. In the middle of the river, that monster catfish I'd seen in my first life in Black Sand Creek had caught a little girl by one foot. He held her ankle gently between his teeth, so gently that the tips hadn't even broken skin. As I watched, he loosened his jaw.

She kicked off his forehead and flailed to the surface. There was a loud splash when her head broke the surface, and I heard her sputter and gasp for air.

With a casual snap, Lord Silurus caught her other ankle and dragged her back under. A flute she'd been clinging to slipped from her hand.

Huh. That flute looked oddly familiar.

Sinking back into the eelgrass, I glanced at Yulus. The dragon was looking unhappily between the two captains, steeling himself to announce a decision he disliked. At last he spoke, silencing their argument. "We will regroup and continue to the Eastern Sea. Leave Lord Silurus alone."

"Your Majesty!" exclaimed Captain Carpio, stunned.

"That is the treaty between the Water Court of Black Sand Creek and the Claymouth barons. Their vassals are permitted to fish in and otherwise use our waters, but their deaths are not our concern."

Well, the absolution of guilt was convenient. Still, I rather thought that the humans got the better deal, since as far as I knew, very few people actually died in the river. Maybe more demons had lived in Black Sand Creek when the treaty was signed.

Regardless, if that were the bargain, and if I counted as a member of the Water Court – which I was pretty sure I did, or at least could make a very good legal argument for it – then the blanket pardon covered me too. Turning, I edged back through the eelgrass.

But that flute – it bothered me. It niggled at the edges of my mind. I knew I'd seen it before, but where? And how?

As the water currents from Lord Silurus' catfish-and-prey game swirled Yulus' mane away from his neck, I glimpsed his pearl. The pearl! The visions it cast! That was it! I'd seen that flute in a little girl's pocket at the Dragon Boat Festival. I'd been half-jealous, half-nostalgic over the red-bean sticky rice dumpling she'd been cramming into her mouth. There. Mystery solved.

Satisfied, I swam into the open, calling, Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Yulus' head snapped around. "Mooncloud!" he cried. "There you are! You're all right!" He stretched his clawed hands towards me, ready to sweep me into a hug.

Behind me, there was a sickening crunch of flesh and bone, and then a wave bashed into me, tumbling me sideways. I caught a glimpse of Yulus', Nagi's, and all the other water spirits' horrified faces, right before a giant pink maw closed around me.

My last thought before the teeth tore into me was, Oh well, at least I earned a lot of positive karma this time. Maybe I've finally reached Black Tier.


Forty-nine days later, I was back in Flicker's waiting room as a rather grumpy green ball of light. A red ball glowed in the opposite corner, somehow conveying an aura of sulkiness.

Curiosity piqued, I drifted over. Hey, who were you? How did you die?

The red ball pulsed sullenly. It's not fair. I didn't mean to go into the river. All I wanted to do was get my flute. And now I'll probably get negative points for disobeying my mother.

Oooh! You're the little girl who got eaten by Lord Silurus?


The red ball flashed. Oh! Oh! Were you there too? Did he eat you too?

Yes! He did! I was supposed to be a present to the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea! I'm so mad!


The red ball stopped flashing and hung midair, puzzled. Why?

This soul might have been more virtuous (three Tiers' worth of virtuousness more), but it obviously wasn't very smart. Because I'd have earned lots of positive karma for bringing him pleasure, I explained patiently. He's a powerful dragon. His happiness is worth more to the Accountants.

The red ball thought about this. Oooooooooh. I get it now! It spun once, then introduced itself. Hi! I was Maila. A human. How about you?

I was –
I was about to say Piri, but I caught myself – Mooncloud. A catfish.

Hmmmm,
said Maila, that's…that's great! I like catfish!

Yeah, well, so did I. When I was on the eating end.

His Majesty the Dragon King of Black Sand Creek kept me for a pet, I bragged. I'm sure I earned tons of positive karma. I bet I'll reach Black Tier soon!

Completely missing my competitive tone, Maila gave a little bounce. I bet you do too! You know, Mama used to say – And off she went on a story about her former mother.

Gods, some souls were just naturally ditzy, weren't they? Still, there was something relaxing about tuning out her prattle about her latest, sadly-very-short life in the Claymouth Barony with her parents, brothers, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, friends…. I was drowsing comfortably when Flicker opened his door and called me in.

"Making friends?" he asked neutrally when the door was shut, he was in his chair, and I was in my usual spot above his desk.

Yep. You know me. I'm a friendly person.

"Hmmmm." He stopped, but it was the sort of stop that screamed, "There's more I want to say, but I really really really shouldn't say it!"

Yeeeees? I prompted.

"I – that was – no, I shouldn't – "

What? Hey! You can't leave me hanging now! I hung in front of his face.

He scooted his chair back several inches, the legs making a horrible scraping sound. "Piri."

Okay, okay. I moved out of his personal space.

Flicker stared sightlessly at my curriculum vitae, then slapped his hand on it and burst out, "You do realize that soul was once Princess Cassia Quarta, right?"

The words made no sense for a moment.

Then – Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

"Yes, that was Emperor Cassius' youngest daughter. You should have recognized her, Piri. Gods know you spent enough time with her."

How was I supposed to recognize her? I've only seen her once, in human form!

Well, twice now. Coincidence – or Glitter having her twisted fun again?

But Flicker was right. I had spent the most time with Cassia Quarta out of all of Cassius' children, because she was the youngest and most impressionable. When the mood struck, I'd pulled her from her lessons and taken her to the top of my pagoda so I could point out the different districts of the city and spin tales about how much lovelier they'd be if we gilded the roofs of the slums, or set gems into the shop signs, or paved the streets with jade…. I'd even given her a string of pearls from around my own neck. She'd adored me. Her mother had hated me.

What happened to her anyway? After the dynasty fell?

Flicker stared at me like a tutor reproving a pupil who was acting deliberately obtuse.

What? How am I supposed to know what happened? I was dragged up here and executed, remember? I didn't bother to hide my resentment.

"As I recall, there was a trial between those two events."

Not enough of one to be worth mentioning.

Perhaps he agreed with that assessment, because he told me, "It may not surprise you to learn that after her father's death, Princess Cassia Quarta became one of the puppet empresses – "

One of the puppet empresses? How many were there? I yelped before I recalled Lady Fate's talk of "petty kings," plural. She hadn't said anything about puppet empresses though!

"What did you expect to happen to the imperial children?" Flicker retorted. "Each one of them had a legitimate claim to the throne. What self-respecting duke was going to pass up that opportunity?"

I thought…I thought…. To the extent that I'd given Cassius' children any thought, I'd assumed that the eldest, Crown Princess Cassia Prima, would have proclaimed herself empress. (Of course, if the Jade Emperor didn't send her a chimera as a sign of approval, she couldn't call herself "Daughter of Heaven.")

Flicker continued, "They partitioned the empire into two, then three, then four, each claiming the whole, of course. There was a lot of civil war. And within twenty years, all of the emperor's legitimate descendants were dead."

All of them? Humans were fragile, yes, but that still seemed a little extreme.

"Assassination, disease, hunting accidents, childbirth, but most often war." Flicker ticked off the causes of death on his fingers. "Princess Cassia Quarta was taken into a duke's 'care' and married to his son at the age of eleven. She died in childbirth four years later, the baby with her," he added, in case I was wondering.

I was mildly curious about the little girl whose education I'd disrupted. Huh. Huh. I gave a little shrugging bounce. Well, looks like she's Red Tier, so she's been doing well.

Unlike me. Grumble.

For some unfathomable reason, Flicker sighed and shook his head. "Enough of that. Let's get back on topic."

Yes! Let's! What will I be this time?

Had I finally graduated from catfish? Maybe, given the manner of my death, Glitter had found the mercy to assign me to a less ugly creature this time.

Flicker closed my file to show me the runes on the cover.

They read: "Softshell turtle."

A/N: Thanks to my awesome Patreon backers, BananaBobert, Charlotte, Hookshyu, Michael, Voligne, and Anonymous! And thanks to everyone for reading!
 
Hum.
Was personally mulling over if that was something that could have worked out if Mooncloud had rallied the Captains to sally out together.
My answer is not too likely, either in convincing those silly carp or fighting that monster catfish, so eh.
But…
Cassia Quarta, died in childbirth, adorable little princes of a person?
A parallel to Mooncloud, I think. If Piri was paying more attention, I think she could have figured out that she lead a Quarta kind of life, beloved and cherished, but with little in the way of personal power and influence in her own fate.

And, amusingly, just like Quarta just now, they both did a dumb thing that got themselves eaten by lord Siliarus!…
I wonder if he was that big catfish from one of Piri's earlier lives?
 
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