Wellp.
This time you're not dealing with easy marks Piri.

At any rate, Piri's urging probably wouldn't have worked out anyhow, not without some time to really dig into people's psyches…
And the old lady had a point. Piri would be hard to trust if she's willing to play games with how much people know about the situation.
 
Wellp.
This time you're not dealing with easy marks Piri.

At any rate, Piri's urging probably wouldn't have worked out anyhow, not without some time to really dig into people's psyches…
And the old lady had a point. Piri would be hard to trust if she's willing to play games with how much people know about the situation.

Noooo, this time she's dealing with people who are much less credulous. Still, it's a useful lesson to her! Maybe she shouldn't try to manipulate people all the time....
 
Chapter 92: Taila's Most Tangled Logic
Chapter 92: Taila's Most Tangled Logic

It wasn't until sparrow-brain was taking me over a lychee orchard that Piri-brain recognized the "Enchantress' Smile" variety and wrested back control. I crash-landed on a branch, right above a cluster of fruit.

That had not gone well. That had not gone well at all. I had tried telling the truth for once, and look what happened. And people made such a big fuss over how "honesty is the best policy," blah blah blah, too! I was never telling the truth again!

Pacing back and forth, with the lychees that had been named after me bobbing beneath my claws, I fought to calm myself. My plan to access the Kitchen God via Lodia and Anthea was over. It was as ripped and destroyed as the embroidery on Lodia's mirror cover. So what did I want to do next?

Go home to Honeysuckle Croft.

The answer popped up as if it had been waiting at the back of my mind the whole time. And why shouldn't it have been? Going home to Honeysuckle Croft was what I'd wanted to do from the start. It was Flicker who'd convinced me otherwise.

I stopped pacing. Why not try going home once more? I'd kept my promise to him. I'd given Lychee Grove a fair chance – it wasn't my fault that Lychee Grove itself had so categorically rejected my efforts to improve it. And I'd learned my lesson from four previous failed attempts to fly home. This time, I would watch out for hungry hawks, farm cats, and farmgirls, and I wouldn't cut straight through the Snowy Mountains either. No, this time I would head to the coast and then turn north. There had to be fishing villages and port towns where I could find food.

All right. I was decided. Checking the direction of the shadows, I took off from the branch and began to fly east.

Behind me, the Enchantress' Smile lychees danced.

In the Claymouth Barony:

Bobo sighed. Given that she was a snake, she could sigh very dramatically. Her thin, forked tongue darted out of her mouth and fluttered like a ribbon in high wind.

"Pleeeeeeease, Bobo? Please please please don't tell Mama?"

Little Taila had both hands clasped before her chest. Wearing her most dimpled smile, she was projecting the most adorable innocence you could imagine. Next to her, Nailus imitated her pose. He might have pulled it off better if he hadn't been streaked with pigsty gunk.

Bobo sighed again. She'd just done the wash yesterday too. And since the children only had one good tunic each for school, she knew what she'd be doing again this afternoon.

"You were sssuposssed to be ssstudying for your geography tessst. Both of you. You promisssed to ssstay here and ssstudy. Why did you sssneak out?"

She'd known it was a risk, trusting them to stay here while she rushed into town to buy a new wooden spatula, but the two had promised so earnestly not to set one foot past the fence post!

"But we didn't sneak out!" Now Taila radiated injured outrage, while Nailus watched his little sister, trusting her to talk their way out of trouble. "Uncle Maggy came by to ask if we wanted to see how big his piglets got! Also, we never set one foot past the fence post."

Another long, fluttering sigh. Bobo already knew she was in for more Taila-logic.

"We climbed over the fence onto Uncle Maggy's back, and then he gave us a ride to his farm! So we never stepped past the fence post!"

Bobo closed her eyes. She had no idea how to answer that. Taila was right that the children hadn't broken their literal promise. They hadn't snuck out because a trusted grown-up had picked them up, and they hadn't stepped past the fence post because they'd climbed over it….

"But you promisssed to ssstudy," she said feebly. "Are you done ssstudying?"

"No, but Uncle Maggy said all we have to do is finish studying before the test starts. The test is tomorrow. So we have until tomorrow!"

Again, Taila was technically correct…but something still felt wrong about that logic. Bobo tried again. "But you have to sssleep tonight. And it will be too dark to ssstudy after the sssun goes down."

"Don't worry, Bobo!" Now that the battle was nearly won, Nailus spoke up. "It's just geography. It's easy. We'll ace it. Just watch!"

"Uh huh, uh huh, we'll ace it!" Taila nodded energetically. Then her voice turned wheedling again. "Sooooooo, if we ace it, you won't tell Mama that we went to see Uncle Maggy's pigs, right? Right? Riiiiiight???"

For the ten-thousandth time since this conversation began, Bobo wished that Rosie were here. Of course, you couldn't expect an Emissary from Heaven to stay forever on a little farm in what had been a backwater barony (Bobo had overheard the children quizzing each other on Floridiana's geography lessons, so she now had a sense of where her home fit into the Kingdom of East Serica). But she'd enjoyed Rosie's company. They'd been friends. She missed her friend.

She missed both her friends.

For several months after Stripey's…death, his absence had been an unbearable hole in Bobo's life. She'd asked herself over and over what she could have done differently. What if she'd gone to fight too? What if she'd been there when Lord Silurus breached the surface?

Realistically, she knew that it wouldn't have made any difference. She simply wasn't powerful enough. She'd awakened only twenty-two years ago, a mere babe of a spirit. But still. But still.

Stripey had been the last thing she thought about every night before she fell asleep, and the first thing she thought of every morning when she woke up. It might have helped if Rosie had been around so they could share their grief, but the turtle had vanished after the battle.

Bobo was still uncertain what had happened to her. Dozens of rock macaques claimed that they'd watched Lord Silurus eat her, but the Heavenly Messenger had grumbled about "meeting her up there," so the taskforce had interpreted it as Rosie escaping death and returning straight to Heaven. "I'm sure she has her ways," Floridiana had told Den, but neither of them had explained what that meant to Bobo.

"Bobo, Bobo, you won't tell Mama, riiiiiight?"

Taila's whine broke through Bobo's thoughts. She shook her head to clear it, and then shook it again in answer. "I won't tell her if you ace your tessst."

"Yippee!" Nailus shouted, flinging his arms into the air.

"You're the best!" Taila flung hers around Bobo. "C'mon, Nailus, betcha I get there first!"

As the two tore off down the road, Bobo slithered after them, calling, "Wait! Come back! Where are you going? You're sssuposssed to be ssstudying!"

"We'll study later!"

And the two disappeared into the distance, leaving her sighing behind them. A sparrow landed on the fence post and cocked its head at her in commiseration.

"I know, I know," Bobo told it. "They're kids. They have lots of energy."

She was about to go back to scrubbing the floor when the sparrow cocked its head the other way and spoke.

That is no excuse for letting them run wild.

The top half of Bobo's body whirled. "Rosssie?!"

Week after week, I watched the landscape beneath my wings grow more familiar. The leaves shrank; their shocking greens calmed down. The rice paddies stopped looking quite so exuberant. Even though sparrows weren't songbirds, I found myself twittering happy, toneless chirps as I flew.

And then, one fine sunny day, all my efforts were rewarded. I came to Black Sand Creek.

It was the first time I'd gotten a bird's-eye view of it. It wasn't so wide after all, and it flowed lazily across the landscape. A rowboat moved in fits and starts along the bank, a human father and daughter checking their eel traps. Upriver, a group of human children and cat spirits dove whooping into the water.

Was one of them Taila? Or any of her brothers? Did I know the cats?

I dipped lower, and indeed, I recognized a cat spirit who sat on the bank, laying back her ears while a little boy splashed water drops all over her face and chest. It was Bell, that fierce, paw-happy black cat who smacked the other cats around. She opened her yellow eyes, curled her tail around her legs, and stared at one of the cats in the water.

Oh! It was Pepper! Master Gravitas' mortal daughter! She was purring like a grindstone and batting at one of the human children.

But none of the human children were Jeks.

On I flew, over Persimmon Tree Lane. The dirt road looked a lot smoother than it used to. Someone had filled in the wheel ruts, so now carts wouldn't get stuck in the mud quite as easily. Even the nameless little path to Honeysuckle Croft had been widened and straightened. And – oh hey! That was a new fence! With honeysuckle creepers winding up the posts! And someone had even carved a wooden sign that read "Honeysuckle Croft" to hang on the gate! On the far side of the vegetable garden – and it was definitely a garden now, no longer a patch – a human boy and a girl were arguing with a bright green snake.

Bobo!

Right when I reached the new fence, the children came tearing out of the yard, the wind from their passage buffeting me. Before they charged past, I caught a glimpse of familiar pigtails bouncing around unfamiliar features.

Taila? Was it Taila? But her face! It wasn't so round anymore! And her height! She'd grown!

Also, she could not run so fast the last time I saw her!

Bobo came slithering up to the gate, wailing, "Wait! Come back! Where are you going? You're sssuposssed to be ssstudying!"

Why did it not surprise me that the adults still could not contain Jek Taila?

Alighting on a fencepost, I tipped my head to a side and examined Bobo. Did she look any different? Was she a little longer? Plumper? Her scales gleamed more brightly in the afternoon sunshine.

She noticed me watching her and defended herself, "I know, I know. They're kids. They have lots of energy."

Yeah, about that.

I couldn't purse my beak, but there was plenty of disapproval in my voice when I scolded, That is no excuse for letting them run wild.

Oh. Hmm. In all the times I'd pictured returning to Honeysuckle Croft and seeing everyone again, I had not imagined those as my first words to her.

That is to say, I mean –

But Bobo didn't give me a chance to finish. "Rosssie?" she gasped. One second she was by the gate, the next, she was right up in my face, her eyes shining in that way I remembered so well. "Rosssie? Is that really you???"

I fluffed my feathers. Yes. It is I. I have returned.

Oh, hang on a moment. I hadn't concocted a cover story for why the turtle Emissary from Heaven had been dispatched to Earth once more, as a sparrow, no less.

Bright green coils looped around me and yanked me off the fence for a squeeze. "Rosssie! Rosssie! It's you! It's you! It's really you!"

Yes, it is – hey, can you – not so tight – !

"I knew you'd come back! I knew it, I knew it! They all sssaid there was no way Heaven would sssend you back here, but I told them not even the Jade Emperor could keep you away!"

There was, in fact, more truth to that statement than she'd ever know. I'd appreciate the irony more if I could breathe, though.

Wrenching one wing free, I whacked her side. Can't breathe!

"Oh! Oops! Sssorry, sssorry!"

Her coils loosened so quickly that I fell six inches before she caught me again, more gently this time.

She lifted me to eye level, and I put out a wing and patted her on the head. It's good to see you too. So tell me, how is everyone –

All of a sudden, I remembered the two children who'd gone tearing past a few minutes earlier.

Wait, wait, that can wait. Where did Taila run off to? We have to bring her back!

"Oh, no, don't worry. I know where ssshe is. Ssshe always goes to the sssame place. Ssshe's sssafe there."

Oh, really? And where is this "safe place"?

"The pig farm."

The…pig farm?

"Uh huh. Lord Magnissimus' pig farm."

What???

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…Somehow, a part of me imagines Flicker or someone in Heaven learning about the Kitchen God's link to Andrea and sending Piri to go bend his ear, sending Piri back into the mess she started in Lynched Brook.
 
She's back! And it's so sweet!
Taila has grown! Although I'm not sure.if she's gained any sense!
 
…Somehow, a part of me imagines Flicker or someone in Heaven learning about the Kitchen God's link to Andrea and sending Piri to go bend his ear, sending Piri back into the mess she started in Lynched Brook.

Weeell, Piri may have some thoughts about bending the Kitchen God's ear already anyway....

She's back! And it's so sweet!
Taila has grown! Although I'm not sure.if she's gained any sense!

Taila has grown! I don't know if she's gained any sense, but she's slightly more dangerous to everyone around her!
 
That had not gone well. That had not gone well at all. I had tried telling the truth for once, and look what happened. And people made such a big fuss over how "honesty is the best policy," blah blah blah, too! I was never telling the truth again!
I knew you were lying about what lesson she'd take from this! :p
 
Chapter 93: The Pig Farm
Chapter 93: The Pig Farm

What do you mean, Lord Magnissimus' pig farm? What pig farm?

Now I was picturing a farm where the wild boar demon raised pigs to awaken so he could set them loose on the barony in just one hundred years. Bad enough that Den and Floridiana had brought so many demons out of the Wilds without any plan for sending them back – but now said demons were plotting to turn this fief into a new Wilds?!

Bobo, however, showed no hint of anxiety over the future of her home. "The pig farm Lord Magnisssimus ssstarted after the battle! It's doing very well." (Yes. Yes. I was sure it was.) "Mossst farmers don't even raissse their own pigs anymore, they jussst buy from him. He sssaid sssomething about 'economy of ssscale'?" She tipped her head to a side, waiting for me to explain the phrase.

I wasn't Stripey. I didn't know what it meant either, except that it didn't sound good. We have to save Taila and Nailus. He's going to eat them!

Before I'd finished speaking, I'd taken off and was flying down the path, in the direction the children had gone. As expected, Bobo followed and kept pace easily.

"Don't worry, Rosssie," she said, which only made me worry more. "He really likes kids."

He liked kids – or he liked eating kids? Their flesh was tender and succulent, and I knew he was all about eating tender, succulent flesh. Oh boy, did I know that!

Why'd you have to let them run off?

At the sharpness in my voice, Bobo hastened to defend the egregious lack of discipline around here these days. "They love visssiting him. He sssays Taila reminds him of himssself when he was jussst a sssqueaker."

An uncontrollable menace to everyone around him?

I'll believe it when I see it.

"Uh huh, uh huh, you'll sssee."

In no time at all, we were turning off the main road and approaching a jumble of pigsties set right up against the Baron's woodland. (Huh, actually, had the woodlands receded since the last time I saw them?) A dozen humans and spirits, mostly rock macaques, were hard at work laying stones to build more pigsties. Squealing – mostly pigs', but also Taila's – rang out from the far side.

"He's gotten so biiiig! He's so biiiig now!"

"Heeee will get biiiiger still," came the demon's rumble.

I left Bobo to slither through the maze of walls and flew straight over them. There sat a mountainous wild boar, towering over a swarm of young pigs that rooted about in the muck. On an unfinished wall perched two children, swinging their legs and tossing food scraps down to the pigs.

Taila chucked an apple core at one of them. It squealed and chomped it down in two bites. "How big will he get?"

"Biiiig enough for your whole faaaamily to have lots of poooork this winter. You'll like thaaaat, won't you? Lots of haaaam and saaaausages and sticky-rice blood caaaakes?"

"Yeah!" cheered Nailus, grabbing an entire basket of bruised peaches and plums and upending it.

The pigs squealed and snorted and snapped at one another, inhaling the scraps. It reminded me an awful lot of feeding koi in the palace ponds. Were pigs supposed to be this aggressive, or was it the demon's influence?

I opened my beak to ask – and hastily shut it again. I didn't want Lord Magnissimus knowing that I was back, in a different body no less. Who knew what a demon would do with that knowledge?

"Oh hey! A sparrow!" Nailus pointed up at me. "Hey Tail', got your slingshot?"

Before I could backwing, Taila was whipping a small slingshot out of her pocket, fitting a pebble into it, and taking aim. Demons take the Jade Emperor, what had happened to child discipline around here?!

Luckily for all of us, that was when Bobo finally made it around the corner. I hadn't told her not to reveal my identity, but she must have learned some discretion since the last time I saw her, because she didn't wail, "No! Ssstop! That's Rosssie!"

No, what she wailed instead was: "No! Ssstop! That's – our friend!"

It was better than the alternative, even if the plural invited questions.

Startled, Taila jerked and released the slingshot. Off shot the pebble. At Lord Magnissimus, who grunted and leaned sideways. The pebble struck his right shoulder, bounced off, and splatted into the mud by his hoof. He looked down at the pathetic pebble. Then he looked up at Taila.

I screeched a high-pitched, agonized, wordless scream. No! No no no! This couldn't be happening! I couldn't have gone to all that effort to get rid of Lord Silurus so he couldn't eat Taila, only to watch her get eaten by a different demon right before my eyes!

Before I knew what was happening, my wings gave a mighty flap and folded in tight against my body, and I was diving at the wild boar's head at top speed. I was going to peck his eyes out!

Nailus shouted. Taila yelled. And Bobo begged, "Ssstop! Ssstop ssstop ssstop!"

Lord Magnissimus squinted, watching me get closer. Just before I could drive my beak into his eyeball, he moved. Foul-smelling jaws snapped shut around me. I shrieked and pecked and clawed at the inside of his mouth, all in vain. Outside, muffled voices were shouting.

All of a sudden, the jaws opened and spat, and I was sailing through the air in a glob of spit. A green coil looped at me and broke my fall. A black mountain blocked out the sky.

"Whiiiich friend is thiiiis?" rumbled the wild boar.

Lying soggily in Bobo's lap, I moaned. That had been way too close a call. That had been way too much like getting eaten by Lord Silurus. Twice, no less. When there was absolutely no positive karma to be won in feeding demons. The opposite, in fact.

A no-longer-quite-so-round human face poked in between me and the wild boar. The tip of a braid tickled my chest. "Bobo! You never told me you had a sparrow friend! Hi, Mr. Sparrow!"

And there it was.

I really had come home.

In the end, I did tell them who I was. There didn't seem to be any point in hiding it, not when Bobo would let it slip eventually anyway. So I told them, and I won myself the predictable ecstatic "Mr. Turtle!" and the equally predictable experience of getting grabbed and squeezed.

It was Nailus who came to my rescue, warning his little sister, "Not so tight, Tail'. You'll crush her wings."

"Oops!" Her fingers loosened so quickly that she nearly dropped me.

I staggered to my claws on the stone wall. My feathers were a lost cause, but I settled them as best I could. Greetings, Jek Taila. Have you been a good girl lately?

"Uh huh!" She bobbed her head up and down in a blatant lie, given everything that Bobo had told me and that I had seen with my own two eyes just now. "I've been the best girl-child. Uncle Maggy said so!"

"Uncle Maggy"? I cocked my head at the wild boar demon, who didn't recoil from the nickname.

In all the excitement, some of the pigs had decided to make a break for the woods. Lord Magnissimus rose to all four hooves, like a mountain pushing up into the sky, and released a deafening, high-pitched cry. The pigs froze. Then they raced back, huffing terrified uhk-uhks.

Satisfied, Lord Magnissimus sank back onto his haunches. "She has indeeeed been the best girl-chiiiild," he confirmed.

Not to be outdone, Nailus thrust out his chest. "And I'm the best boy-child!"

"Yeeees. These are the beeeest children in the baroooony."

Let the Heavens fall now. I had just met a demon who liked small children. For their own sake, not for eating. And not just any small children, but these two small children. Specifically, this "girl-child."

I tried and failed to puff up my saliva-wet feathers. Well, this has been a lovely reunion. So wonderful to see you're settling into the barony well, but we really must be going. These two have a test tomorrow. Geography, wasn't it, Bobo?

"Oh, oh, yes! Come on, kids. You promisssed to ssstudy."

"Noooo," protested Taila, "we're still feeding the piiiigs!"

Nailus added, "We didn't promise to study now. We promised to ace the test tomorrow! There's still lots of time! Right, Uncle Maggy?"

When all of us looked at the wild boar, he inclined his massive, shaggy head. "Indeeeed. Theeeere is still much tiiiime left in the day. What I am cuuuurious about right now is why you have retuuuurned. As a spaaaarrow, no less."

Yeah, I knew that was going to be an issue. And in all the chaos, I still hadn't found time to concoct a cover story.

My mission this time is not one that I can discuss. (That sounded good. It was even true – because I had none.)

One moment, the wild boar was sitting in the muck. The next, he was looming over me. How could a mountain move so fast?

"Iiiif it has anything to do with theeeese children, you very much caaaan discuss it with meeee." His dark brown eyes shifted towards turquoise, and the breath that flowed out of his jaws felt icier than it had been when I was inside his mouth.

It was just my luck that Taila had picked up such an overbearing protector – wait. It was good luck that she had picked up such an overbearing protector. As long as he weren't waiting for her to grow bigger so he could eat her himself, which I had to admit seemed increasingly unlikely, he could keep her safe from anyone and anything.

Flapping my wings to keep him from blowing me away, I met his eyes. My mission has nothing to do with these children. Or this barony, as a matter of fact. This time, I have been tasked – by myself – with guiding a different young human to success.

"Ooh! Which human? Where? What are they like?" Bobo asked, excited for some reason I could not comprehend.

Well, it wasn't like any of them would ever meet the Kohs. A young woman in South Serica. She is – Now that it came to it, I wasn't sure how to describe Lodia. Nice. She's very nice.

Taila and Nailus both looked bored, although not as bored as Lord Magnissimus. Bobo, however, cheered, "That's wonderful!"

Wonderful? Better than trying to work with a complete jerk, I supposed. Although in that case, I would simply leave. This was a self-assigned task, after all, not one for which I'd sworn an oath.

"Where in Sssouth Ssserica? What's Sssouth Ssserica like? Oh! Oh! Maybe you can tell them about it! To help with their tessst!" Bobo waved her tail at the children. "Why don't you draw a map of Sssouth Ssserica?" she suggested to them.

They emitted groans like dying piglets, but Lord Magnissimus grunted at the swarm of pigs, and they wandered off, clearing the yard. At a single look from him, the children found twigs and drew a wobbly outline that looked nothing like the kingdom as shown on Flicker's or the Lady of the Lychee Tree's maps.

Wait, that part shouldn't stick out. I flew to the left side of the drawing and hovered above the mud.

"It shouldn't?" Nailus scowled at the western border.

"It does too!" Taila insisted.

It does not, I retorted, and then could have pecked myself for getting into such infantile argument. The map you studied is outdated. You're drawing the kingdom as if it extends all the way to the coast. It doesn't.

"It does too!" Taila was indignant that her memorization had gone to waste. "Teacher Flori said they pro-duce ko-ko-nuts. They're, like, hairy brown handballs. You can eat and drink them. She showed us a picture!"

Maybe it used to. But now the kingdom stops here.

I flew in a line to demonstrate, cutting off the western third. Hmm, if the kingdom really had lost a third of its territory to the Wilds, no wonder the queen was determined to win it back.

Or maybe the coconuts were just that tasty.

"Ssso where were you?" Bobo broke in. "What was it like?"

I flew to the interior of the map. I was here. In a city called Lychee Grove. It produces lychees –

"What's a lee-chee?" Taila demanded.

It's a fruit. It grows on trees. It's very good. It has a thin, reddish skin, and translucent white flesh that has the most amazing, crisp, refreshing sweetness….

And that was how I found myself giving a geography lecture on my first day back. In retrospect, I supposed it shouldn't have surprised me.

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Ah.
Now Piri is doing good work…
Yes, with Demons and busting her own tail with the effort required, but she is working.

It potentially contrasts interestingly with Andrea, who from what I've seen, has basically riding the waves of Serica's fall and preserving what she can of the heights, versus Piri building up advancement from below…
 
And she's back home again.
I think I mentioned it last chapter, but it's so sweet to see her here.
 
At the sharpness in my voice, Bobo hastened to defend the egregious lack of discipline around here these days. "They love visssiting him. He sssays Taila reminds him of himssself when he was jussst a sssqueaker."

An uncontrollable menace to everyone around him?
Exactly!
Wait, that part shouldn't stick out. I flew to the left side of the drawing and hovered above the mud.

"It shouldn't?" Nailus scowled at the western border.

"It does too!" Taila insisted.

It does not, I retorted, and then could have pecked myself for getting into such infantile argument. The map you studied is outdated. You're drawing the kingdom as if it extends all the way to the coast. It doesn't.

"It does too!" Taila was indignant that her memorization had gone to waste. "Teacher Flori said they pro-duce ko-ko-nuts. They're, like, hairy brown handballs. You can eat and drink them. She showed us a picture!"

Maybe it used to. But now the kingdom stops here.
Uh... given how academia works, they'll be treated as if they're the ones who are wrong unless they explain that they heard it from someone who's actually been there. And even then Floridania or however you spell her name might get stubborn and refuse to accept being wrong.
 
Ah.
Now Piri is doing good work…
Yes, with Demons and busting her own tail with the effort required, but she is working.

It potentially contrasts interestingly with Andrea, who from what I've seen, has basically riding the waves of Serica's fall and preserving what she can of the heights, versus Piri building up advancement from below…

Piri's trying her best! She nearly got eaten again by a demon for her efforts, too.

Yep, Anthea's life after the fall of the Empire has been extremely different from Piri's.

And she's back home again.
I think I mentioned it last chapter, but it's so sweet to see her here.

I'm glad! It was fun to write about those characters again. I kind of missed them too.

Exactly!

Uh... given how academia works, they'll be treated as if they're the ones who are wrong unless they explain that they heard it from someone who's actually been there. And even then Floridania or however you spell her name might get stubborn and refuse to accept being wrong.

Yes! Just like with the etiquette, people (i.e. Floridiana) are going to be so confused by this weird new geography that they've invented.
 
Chapter 94: Geography Tests
Chapter 94: Geography Tests

After that, there was no reason to hide from the rest of the Jeks. Even if Nailus could have kept a secret, Taila certainly could not have, and Bobo would have given it away simply by trying her hardest not to. So, at the end of the afternoon, the four of us trooped back to Honeysuckle Croft – to find Mistress Jek waiting at the gate with her hands on her hips.

Ah, the memories. Riding on a loop of Bobo's coils, I sighed in contentment.

"JEK NAILUS! JEK TAILA! WHERE IN THE NAME OF ALL THE STARS HAVE YOU BEEN?"

Yep, and there was the volume I remembered.

Mistress Jek scowled ferociously at Bobo, who shrank back. "WHERE DID THEY GET TO THIS TIME?"

Before Bobo could answer, Taila pattered up to her mother, twirled, and waved an arm at me. In the gesture, I could see echoes of the graceful dance motions I'd once drilled into her. "Mama, Mama, Mr. Turtle's back!"

Mistress Jek only glanced at me before redirecting her glare to her daughter. "That is NOT a turtle, Taila. How many times do I need to tell you to STOP making things up?"

Uncowed, Taila clenched both fists. "I'm not making things up! Mr. Turtle is Mr. Sparrow now!"

Before she could get into even more trouble, I confirmed, Yes, it is I. I have returned.

Mistress Jek's reaction was not exactly one of joyous welcome.

She gasped, grabbed Taila's shoulders, and thrust the girl behind her. Then she reached out, seized Nailus' arm, and was about to do the same with him when I protested, What? I'm not going to eat them! I thought we went through all that already!

Mistress Jek finished shoving her son behind her back and clenched her fists, the exact same way Taila had, ready for battle. Over what, I could not imagine.

Landing on Bobo's head, I peered down into her eyes, but her upside-down face looked bewildered. I cocked my head to a side.

What's going on? Is there a threat I'm not aware of?

"Yes, there's a THREAT! 'Those whom the gods love, die young.' What does Heaven want with my family NOW?"

Ooooh, was that it? Mistress Jek thought that some god or goddess had decided to meddle in their lives again? I did agree with that saying, although I'd personally have amended it to: "Those whom the gods touch, die young."

Or before their time, anyway. Grrr.

I waved my wings in a placating gesture. No, no, this is not an official visit. I just wanted to check up on everyone, see how all of you are doing.

Although Mistress Jek didn't relax, she did let the children poke their heads out to watch our showdown. "Why? Why now? Why not earlier? D'you know – she cried her eyes out when those idiot monkeys said you got eaten!"

At the memory, Taila's mouth started to open in a howl.

"But ssshe wasssn't!" Bobo slithered forward hastily. "Taila! Lisssten to me! The Heavenly Messsenger was right. Rosssie jussst went back to Heaven!"

(Well, actually, all of them were right, but now didn't seem to be the time to go into detail about my ignominious death and reincarnation. Plural.)

Folding her work-muscled arms across her aproned chest, Mistress Jek gave me a long, hard look. "So I ask you again: Why are you back now?"

Because it had taken me this many lives and this many deaths to make it back?

I was reassigned to the Kingdom of South Serica. This was my first opportunity to return.

That made it sound like I was carrying out another important mission on behalf of Heaven, one that had kept me too busy for personal social visits. It certainly sounded better than: "Because Lychee Grove is too far away and I kept dying on my way back. And then I tried to stay there and help people, but I made a giant mess and they threw me out so I ran away."

Oh. That was right. I had run away, hadn't I?

From Lodia and Katu, whom I'd promised to help. From my own plans to exploit, er, utilize Anthea's connection to the Director of Reincarnation.

While I pondered my motives for coming home, Bobo told the Mistress Jek, "Ssshe has all sssorts of ex-sssiting ssstories about the sssouth! They build their houssses on ssstilts. Over the river! And they have whole orchards of thessse fruits that usssed to be sssent to the Emperor, ex-sssept they have ssso many, they jussst sssell them in the marketplace!"

"And they've got these animals that are covered all over in scales like pinecones!" Nailus added. "That hit each other with their tails!"

"Animals like…pinecones?" Mistress Jek blinked, failing to picture a pangolin. I couldn't blame her. I wondered if Floridiana's favorite book had a drawing, although it was probably all wrong anyway.

Out of nowhere, Taila declared, "I want to go to the south toooo!"

"No!" Mistress Jek and I said in unison.

"You have school, young lady," her mother continued. And, to both of her children: "Have you finished your homework?"

Downcast gazes and scuffing toes provided a definitive answer to that question.

"No supper until you finish. Now, Bobo. Have you put on the rice to boil?"

That was surely a rhetorical question, because she had to have seen already that the cottage was dark and the hearth cold.

"No, Missstress Jek. I'll go do it right now!" Off Bobo slithered, around the corner to the woodpile.

Oh! Rice! Right! I'd been wanting to compare the rice here to that in Lychee Grove. I started to follow her, to sample the rice, but Mistress Jek put out a hand and blocked my flight path.

"Not so fast, Emissary." (There'd been a time when she'd imbued that title with reverence. My reputation had really taken a beating while I was away, hadn't it? It must have been the whole getting-eaten-by-a-demon thing. That hadn't been the most impressive way to go.) "Where did you take the kids all afternoon?"

Where did I take the kids? It was more like where they had taken me!

Since her hand was still out, in what even she must have realized was a purely symbolic blockade, I landed on it. We toured Lord Magnissimus' pig farm, and I taught them a geography lesson for their test tomorrow.

At that, Mistress Jek finally relaxed. She flung up her free arm. "The pig farm! Always the pig farm! As if they had any interest in helping with our pig back when we kept one!"

Keeping up a stream of complaints, she stomped back towards the cottage. But since she didn't try to knock me off her hand, I figured we were all right.

Oh, and the rice in Lychee Grove was objectively higher quality, but I preferred the Claymouth variety anyway.

The next day, Floridiana sat alone in the schoolroom after class. She was struggling to make sense of her students' geography tests.

The children who usually failed them had scrawled misshapen blobs to represent South Serica and invented names and locations for cities. That came as no surprise.

But what did shock her were the maps that Jek Nailus and Jek Taila had produced. They had both drawn very precise borders – omitting the entire western portion of the kingdom. And the only city they'd bothered to label was Lychee Grove. Plus, on the sides of their wax tablets, they'd sketched pinecones with eyes. Nailus had even drawn two of them beating each other with clubs that grew out of their bottoms.

She was so concerned that she'd kept their tablets to show their mother. As she rubbed her temples and wondered what in the name of the Hundred Stars was going on with those two children this time, heavy footsteps approached. A voice asked, "Flori. All of the students have paid their fees for the quarter, but I don't see the Baron's grant. Has he said anything to you?"

It was just the person she needed to see.

While Floridiana focused on the academic aspects of the school, Vanny handled the administrative side. Despite being functionally illiterate, she'd cobbled together her own notation system of official characters and invented symbols. Her idiosyncratic writing system would be an issue in the future, when they expanded the academy and hired more administrators, but for now it worked. They had their hands full with the "for now" anyway, a large part of which involved making sure that all the money arrived on time.

Floridiana rubbed her temples some more. "The Baron hasn't said anything to me either. I'll speak to Anasius tomorrow."

The seneschal had better have a good reason for why the promised grant was two-and-a-half months late. It had better not be because he and the Baron were diverting educational funds to other purposes, either. Paving all the roads in the ever-expanding barony was well and good, but it didn't have to happen at once, whereas the children needed to learn right now.

Speaking of learning….

"Actually, there's something else I want to talk to you about." Floridiana brought out the wax tablets and placed them on her desk, side by side. Then she carefully took A Mage's Guide to Serica off the highest bookshelf – out of reach of even the tallest students – and opened it to the map of South Serica. She laid the book next to the tablets for comparison. "These are Nailus' and Taila's geography tests."

Vanny looked between the tablets and the book. Her face clouded over.

Floridiana continued, "I am concerned that the maps they drew look almost identical to each other, but are so different from what I taught them. They sit in different groups too, so they couldn't have cheated." With a fingertip, she traced the western borders on the tests. "Look, they were supposed to memorize the locations of all the major cities, but they didn't label a single one. The only place they marked was Lychee Grove, which isn't even a city. It's a town, at best. And what are these creatures – pinecone spirits?"

Vanny smacked herself on the forehead. "I am so, so sorry, Flori. I should have told you this morning, but there was so much to do, and it slipped my mind." Floridiana was already getting a very bad feeling when her friend leaned across the desk and hissed, "She's back."

"She?" For a moment, Floridiana's mind went blank. Then – "No! You can't mean – !" And she lowered her voice to a whisper too. "Her?"

Vanny nodded and sat back, folding her arms across her chest. In a normal volume, she said, "And what do you know, she just happens to have been in South Serica, so she comes back with tons of stories about a place called 'Lychee Grove.' Those 'pinecone spirits' aren't pinecones at all. They're some bizarre animal they have down there."

"Wait, wait, wait, go back to the beginning. She showed back up and you let her in?"

Hadn't the taskforce fulfilled their mission? Hadn't they killed Lord Silurus? Hadn't they finally gotten rid of The Demon?

Vanny met her eyes. "D'you think I'm any happier about it? But she did avenge Maila, didn't she? Couldn't turn her away now, could I?"

"It was all of us who killed Lord Silurus and avenged Maila and made Black Sand Creek safe for everyone. Or, if you want to pick one person to credit, it was King Yulus."

Vanny's shrug showed that while she didn't disagree with Floridiana's logic, she still felt obligated to The Demon. Enough to let her back into the children's lives and wreck all the lessons that Floridiana had spent so much time planning and drilling into their heads.

Her eyes fell on the pair of wax tablets. She threw up her arms. "South Serica! Of course it had to be South Serica! Why am I not surprised?!"

"Do you want to…come to dinner tonight? To hear her stories?"

Vanny's voice was hesitant, and Floridiana knew why. She had to admit that settling down in the Claymouth Barony had worked wonders for both her standard of living and social status, but sometimes she still stood in the doorway of the schoolhouse and gazed down the road and ached to follow it beyond where the paving stones ended. Vanny knew that too, although they didn't discuss it.

The mother in Vanny, Floridiana thought, worried that if the mage ever gave the matter serious thought, she might discard the life she'd built here and go back on the road. And then who would teach the children of the barony?

In light of that worry, the invitation to hear travel tales was a kind thought, completely undeserving of the roil of bitterness that it triggered. What right did The Demon have to map out Floridiana's life for her, so smugly confident that she knew best – and to be correct? What right did The Demon have to then go off on her own adventures? In South Serica, where Floridiana had never been, no less!

Floridiana nearly turned down the invitation, but in the end, curiosity won out. "I'd love to come to dinner," she said.

A/N: Thanks to my awesome Patreon backers, Arif, BananaBobert, Blacklark57, Celia, Charlotte, Hookshyu, James, Jojiro, Lindsey, Michael, Pizzatiger, TheLunaticCo, UndeadCellar, and Anonymous!
 
Hunh.
Of course for as much as Piri might try knowledge flows in one ear and put the other with Talia.
I forget who Vanny is, except I dunno if she's had screen time before…
Buut honestly if Piri's a good enough storyteller to get Floridiana to bail that would be news to me!
 
Hunh.
Of course for as much as Piri might try knowledge flows in one ear and put the other with Talia.
I forget who Vanny is, except I dunno if she's had screen time before…
Buut honestly if Piri's a good enough storyteller to get Floridiana to bail that would be news to me!

Yeah, Taila's on the spoiled side and doesn't take direction well....

Vanny is Floridiana's nickname for Mistress Jek. Another reader suggested a dramatis personae informational post to help keep track of all the characters, so I'll be working on putting one together!
 
Dramatis Personae
Hey! One reader suggested a dramatis personae to track all the characters, so I've started putting one together! I'm still in the process of adding all the minor characters, but I wanted to put this up as soon as possible.

Dramatis Personae

Our beloved main character:
Piri (full name: Flos Piri, a.k.a. Mooncloud, Rosie, Rosssie, Pip):
A troublesome soul in the cycle of reincarnation. Formerly a nine-tailed fox demon that brought down the Serican Empire.


On Earth:
Black Sand Creek:
Captains Carpa and Carpio: Carp spirits. Captains of the Black Sand Creek guard force and bitter rivals.

Lord Silurus:
A catfish demon. The bane of Black Sand Creek.

Nacre: A freshwater pearl mussel spirit. Superintendent of the Black Sand Creek Pearl Farm.

Nagi: An ambitious water snake spirit. Prime Minister of the Black Sand Creek Water Court.

Yulus: Dragon King of Black Sand Creek. A rather hangdog dragon who rules over the Black Sand Creek Water Court.


Claymouth Barony:

Anasius: The pompous whistling duck spirit seneschal.

Floridiana:
A human. A mediocre traveling mage.

Master Gravitas (a.k.a. Uncle Tasy): A cat spirit carpenter.

Other cats: Pepper (Master Gravitas' mortal cat daughter); cat spirits Star, Lili, Bell, Targee, Tip, Boot

Mistress Jek (a.k.a. Jek Lom Vannia, Vanny): Farmer's wife. The mother of the reincarnation of Princess Cassia Quarta.

Jek Maila: A little girl who is the reincarnation of Princess Cassia Quarta.

Jek Taila: A particularly spoiled, rambunctious girl. The reincarnation of Princess Cassia Quarta.

Rest of the Jeks:
Master Jek; the sons Ailus, Cailus, and Nailus

Stripey:
A whistling duck demon. Leader of a band of bandits that plagues the Claymouth Barony and Black Sand Creek Water Court.


Caltrop Pond:
Densissimus Imber (a.k.a. Den): Dragon King of Caltrop Pond. A happy-go-lucky party animal.

Rice paddy snake spirits: Oryza, Sativus, Paddy

Jade Mountain Wilds:
Captain Rock: A rock macaque demon from the Jade Mountain Wilds. Jumps up and down a lot when he loses his temper.

King Haplor:
A rock macaque demon who rules a fief in the Jade Mountain Wilds.

Lady of the Photinia Tree:
A photinia tree spirit in the Jade Mountain Wilds.

Lord Magnissimus:
A wild boar demon in the Jade Mountain Wilds with a very big appetite.

Tamiops:
A squirrel demon scout in King Haplor's army.


Lychee Grove:
Ancemus: A blue butterfly spirit. Adviser to the Lady of the Lychee Tree.

Anthea (a.k.a. Annie):
A beautiful raccoon dog spirit. Piri's old rival in Cassius' court.

Mistress Fan:
A somewhat grumpy cook in the Kohs' household.

Lady of the Lychee Tree:
The lychee tree spirit who rules the fief of Lychee Grove.

Koh Lodia (a.k.a. Loddie):
A shy, stubborn young woman with a talent for embroidery.

Koh Missa:
The Mage-Architect of Lychee Grove. Grandmother of Lodia.

Koh Rohanus:
A government official in Lychee Grove. Father of Lodia.

Koh Silvus:
A crying baby. Lodia's little brother.

Len Katulus (a.k.a. Katu):
The local poet. How good his poetry is depends on how flattered the listener feels.


Other gods and spirits: Dragon King of the Eastern Sea, Dragon King of the Northern Sea, Dragon King of the Southern Sea, Dragon King of the Western Sea, Dragon King of Sweet Lily Pond, Green Frog, Lady Tricae the cat spirit

Other humans: Mistress Baita the scribe, Clio the pub serving maid, Mage Domitilla, Farmer Jonjon, Khun Josy the roasted sweet potato vendor, Pan twins, Pinky the baker's apprentice, Mistress Shay, Mistress Yea the baker

In Heaven:
Aurelia:
The Star of Reflected Brightness. Formerly the last empress of Serica. Not a huge fan of Piri.

Cassius: The Star of Heavenly Joy. Formerly the last emperor of Serica. Also not a huge fan of Piri (now).

Flicker:
A star sprite. A much put-upon, third-class clerk in the Bureau of Reincarnation. Responsible for Piri's reincarnations.

Glitter: A senior star sprite. Superintendent of Reincarnation.

Goddess of Life: Assistant Director of Reincarnation, on the verge of getting her own department.

Jade Emperor: Ruler of Heaven.

Kitchen God: Director of Reincarnation.

Lady Dan: A crane maiden. Aurelia's attendant and lieutenant.

Lady Fate: A goddess. The head of the Ministry of Fate, the Director of Allotted Lifespans. Assisted by the Three Cadavers.

Lady Grus: A crane maiden. Aurelia's attendant and lieutenant.

Marcius: The Star of Scholarly Song. Formerly cousin to the last emperor of Serica.


Other gods: Dragon Commander, Duke of Thunder, Duchess of Lightning, Evening Star, Jade Rabbit, Lady Chang/Goddess of the Moon, Lord of the Cassia Tree, Master of Rain, She Who Hears the Cries of the World, She Who Sees the Suffering of the World

Other star sprites: Wink
 
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Chapter 95: Reunion
Chapter 95: Reunion

In the days that followed, Honeysuckle Croft saw as many visitors as it did during the New Year. The very evening after my return, Mistress Jek invited Floridiana to dinner. The mage arrived practically exploding with questions about South Serica that her pride wouldn't permit her to ask.

I regaled her with tales anyway, just because I was so nice.

Then, the day after that, one of the schoolhouse rats overheard Taila and Nailus giggling about me at recess. They alerted Master Rattus, who scampered to the carpentry workshop to check if Master Gravitas knew already. From the extra-impassive look on the cat spirit's face when he showed up at Honeysuckle Croft, he hadn't – and the rat had lorded it over the cat spy.

Bobo and Floridiana separately told Den that I was back – with varying degrees of excitement, I imagined – and of course the first words out of the little dragon's mouth when he saw me were: "Let's have a welcome-home party!"

But to my surprise, the idea of a night of dancing and drinking didn't excite me as it used to.

Where? I can't exactly swim, you know. Opening my wings, I shook my feathers at him.

Okay, technically, I didn't know if sparrows could swim, since I hadn't fallen into a river yet, but there was an even bigger reason that I didn't want to reprise our parties in the Caltrop Pond Water Court. An absence, that was.

Stripey hadn't come back to Honeysuckle Croft.

Of course he hadn't. It wasn't even close to a hundred years since he went on to his next life.

And yet. And yet.

"It's not like I was going to hold it in my pond or something!" Den squeaked, taking my objection at face value. Floridiana's raised eyebrows made him clear his throat and adopt a more dignified tone. "Ahem. It was not my intention to host the party in a location that would be inconvenient for any of my guests, much less the guest of honor. I am certain that the Baron would be honored to lend us the use of his great hall for the event."

I'd bet. It might be worth it just to see that stuck-up seneschal's reaction.

Come to think of it, Anasius had been Stripey's blood nephew. Shouldn't he have been at the battle too? Shouldn't filial piety and reverence for the older generation have required him to sacrifice himself to save his uncle?

I opened my beak to accept Den's invitation just to spite that duck – but the tiny voice at the back of my head, the one that always sounded like Stripey's, whispered, Is this wise?

I stopped to think.

No. No. It absolutely was not wise. My homecoming had already drawn so much attention in the barony that word of it might even reach Heaven and, well, Heaven frowned on people masquerading as divine emissaries.

In the end, I told Den, I am honored by your welcome, but a formal banquet is unnecessary. It is enough simply to see everyone.

However, having set his heart on an epic party, Den wasn't so easy to dissuade. "Aww, come on, Rosie! We've been working so hard. We haven't had a party in forever. I haven't seen most of the taskforce in forever! It'll be fun to get everyone together, for old times' sake – oh."

He'd finally spotted Bobo. The bamboo viper had drooped into a despondent heap of coils next to the honeysuckle bush.

After a long, painful silence, Den cleared his throat. "Ah. Well. Yes. I see how a party might be too much. After…such a long journey. You must be tired. How long are you staying with us?"

To that, I could only shrug my wings.

Mistress Jek and Taila (mostly Taila) wanted me to sleep at Honeysuckle Croft, but Bobo begged me to stay with her, and I took her up on the offer. There was something we needed to talk about, something I needed to tell her, which was much better suited to a dark bamboo stand at night. Even so, it was a few days before I found the courage to bring it up.

Hey, Bobo? Are you asleep?

In the moonlight that filtered through the leaves, the bamboo viper was a blobby rope wound around a stalk of bamboo.

"Uh uh. You?"

Me neither.

A long silence. A light breeze rustled the bamboo.

Hey, Bobo?

"Uh huh?"

I saw him.

"You sssaw…him?" All of a sudden, Bobo's front half shot up. (Snakes had some serious abs.) "You sssaw Ssstripey??? Where? In Sssouth Ssserica? How's he doing? What's he up to? What'd he sssay?"

I shook my head, knowing she could see it in the dark. It was up in Heaven. Before both of us reincarnated.

"Oh! Oh! What'd he reincarnate as?"

I could only shake my head again. I don't know. After a moment, I added, He didn't want me to know.

Bobo processed that. "Where'd he reincarnate?"

I don't know either. But he asked if you were okay, and he promised that whatever he reincarnates as, wherever he reincarnates, whenever he awakens, he'll come back here. We made a promise, to meet at Honeysuckle Croft.

Pattering sounds filled the bamboo stand, like raindrops on leaves. I turned away and pretended to preen my feathers.

Some time later, Bobo sniffled and said in a reasonable approximation of good cheer, "Ssso all I have to do is ssstay here! And wait for him! And he'll come!"

I already regretted telling her about the promise. I couldn't shake the impression of my last meeting with Stripey. He'd promised, yes, but in a perfunctory manner, his focus already shifting to the life to come. He hadn't left any messages for his friends, for Bobo, either, although he might have guessed that I'd be able to carry them.

To be fair, I hadn't offered. It hadn't occurred to me to offer.

But if he'd really wanted to, he would have asked, wouldn't he…?

No. He promised to come back, and a promise was a promise.

Yes, I told Bobo. Yes, I'm sure he'll come.

Up in Heaven:

Flicker struggled to straighten his spine and thrust his shoulders back, but no matter what he did, they kept slumping forward, as if they wanted to shrink his silhouette. He should walk with purpose – he would be far less suspicious if he walked with purpose – but he couldn't help ducking behind an ornamental boulder every time he saw another god's or goddess' entourage.

None of them paid him the slightest attention, of course. A lone star sprite clerk at the gathering of Heaven's elite to watch the princess-of-the-night blossoms open? There were only two reasons he could be here: Either he'd been summoned by a superior, or he'd come to deliver a message to a superior.

Which was, in fact, accurate.

Earlier that day, he'd received a missive from the Star of Reflected Brightness. The Lady of the Princess-of-the-Night tells me her blossoms will open tonight. Come to the viewing party. I shall wait under the willow.

She didn't need to specify which willow. There was only the one under which they always met. It had begun when she spoke to Soul Number 11270 (whom she hadn't known was Piri – gods, oh gods, had she been furious when she found out!) about protecting Jek Taila. It had continued when she decided that he could provide her with intelligence on the inner workings of the Bureau of Reincarnation. And it was still going on, whenever she had an update for him on his biggest problem soul.

As if knowing what Piri was up to might enable him to rein her in!

It was not the Star's department. She really shouldn't be encroaching on another god's domain, but the Kitchen God was never there to take offense. And the Star of Heavenly Joy was treading carefully – for a god – while his formal appointment as Assistant Director pended before the committee.

Bowing low, Flicker stepped off the path for the Goddess of the Moon and her lieutenants, the Jade Rabbit and the Lord of the Cassia Tree. Hopping after them was the Moon Toad and, finally, the exhausted Woodcutter brought up the rear, dragging his axe. He'd been sentenced for some long-forgotten crime to chop at the cassia tree that grew in the courtyard of the Palace of the Moon. His punishment would end only when he cut it down – which, given that the tree healed itself as fast as he chopped it, would never happen.

As for the Lord of the Cassia Tree, he'd earned his half of the punishment by boasting of his regenerative abilities too often and too loudly before the gods and goddesses from the Ministry of Medicine.

Once the Moon entourage had swept past in a cloud of cassia cinnamon fragrance, Flicker veered away from the courtyard where all the gods and goddesses were gathering. Down by the lake, a single crane maiden reclined on a carved stone bench. Nearby, a faint glow showed behind the curtain of willow leaves.

Pushing through them, Flicker bowed low. (In her spirit of magnanimity, the Star had ordered him to stop genuflecting after the first few times.)

"Rise, Flicker." As always, her voice wrapped around him like starlight and breeze. His heart beat faster at the sound. "Haven't I told you that there is no need for ceremony here?"

He straightened his back but kept his eyes cast down respectfully. "Thank you, my lady. How may I be of service to you?"

She waved one hand in what was meant to be a cutting gesture, but it flowed like a shooting star's tail. "Enough of the formality. Please."

He stayed stubbornly silent.

Eventually, he heard her sigh. "Very well then. Flicker, are you aware that – no, of course you wouldn't be. But Soul Number 11270 has left Lychee Grove. In fact, it has left South Serica entirely."

Flicker was so shocked that his head jerked up. "She left?" Tardily, he added, "My lady."

"Yes. She has attempted to leave every life thus far, has she not? This time she succeeded."

Stunningly, his first reaction was a sense of betrayal. But she promised, he wanted to say. We talked about it, and she promised to live out this life in Lychee Grove the way she's supposed to.

But of course she hadn't. It had been foolish of him to take her word for it.

His second thought – the one that should have come first – was: "Oh gods! Oh stars! Did she – did she make it back to – she did, didn't she?"

"Yes. She did." The Star's face was drawn and tight, and exhausted in a way that reminded him of the Woodcutter. It made his heart ache. "Why can she not leave my daughter alone? Why, life after life, does she seek to meddle? You've seen her file – you've talked to her. What does she seek? Is it because, having saved Taila's life previously, she needs to balance it out by destroying the child now? Why can she not leave her in peace?"

The last words came out almost as a plea. No, they were a plea. A plea for someone, anyone, even a star sprite clerk, to explain to her why the souls of her daughter and her nemesis were so inextricably tangled.

"My lady…." Flicker chose his words with care, knowing that she would not like his answer. Might even punish him for it. "It may be difficult to believe, but she does feel fondness for the people in the Claymouth Barony."

The Star made a sound that, in someone who was not a goddess, might have been called a snort. "I've seen her so-called 'fondness' before."

"That may be so…." Flicker hesitated again, then decided that he might as well go for it. "But my lady, she is changing. She is improving. She knows there is no further – personal gain – to be derived from their lives, but she still cares. She asks me about them and, since I cannot answer her questions to her satisfaction, she tries to fly back to see for herself."

"Can't she see that they're all better off without her? If she truly cared about them, she would stay away from them! She destroys everything she touches!"

The outburst made Flicker jump.

The Star breathed in and out, deeply, several times. "Be that as it may, the next time you see her, tell her to stay away from Jek Taila. Tell her that is an order, from me."

Flicker bowed low. "Yes, my lady."

She left him then, floating towards the courtyard where gardeners had arranged pots of princess-of-the-night plants, under her supervision. The crane maiden rose from the bench at the edge of the water and followed. As for Flicker, he lingered by the tree, peeking at her back through the leaves. She really was a star, he thought, a shooting star streaking across Heaven far, far above him.

She got as far as the circular doorway to the courtyard before she turned. He could only gape as she crossed the garden back to their willow, stopped before him, and inclined her head.

"I'm sorry," she said. At least, that was what his ears heard. His mind refused to process the words. "That was poorly done of me. Would you care to view the princess-of-the-night blossoms with me?"

"Uh…."

He gawked at her, but she simply waited with that serene smile.

He looked at the crane maiden, who nodded encouragingly.

He looked back at the Star.

He thought about how much trouble he would get into if anyone from the Bureau of Reincarnation heard about this, as they surely would. Then he bowed.

"I would be honored, my lady."

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