The Best Damn Fics You've Ever Read.

Battle chicken just... it's just a really long slog to read. Nothing terribly stand out, compared to many other ME fics. It's not the worst thing I ever read, but I just couldn't keep reading after a while. To me, I just didn't care about any of the characters after a while.

To be honest, as someone who really likes it and considers it one of the best Mass Effect fanfics, I have to agree about the first book there. The first book does get to be a slog. Things get much better after that as he develops his own worldbuilding, and isn't as stuck on the rails of the first game (which, let's be honest, we've all seen a million times).
 
and in her other connected fanfics
Oh, yeah. I'd rec several of the Sorrow and Immaculate Hearts works as best damn fics I've ever read. And they're mostly independent (other than sharing characterisation) which is nice.

Bad Publicity and Gotham's Favorite Son are both hilarious and touching social media oneshots, while Anti-Social is possibly my favourite take on the bat-family ever.

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Seriously, Anti-Social is great. One of my metrics for good humour in fics is the ability to make me laugh out loud, and it delivers in spades.
 
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Oh, yeah. I'd rec several of the Sorrow and Immaculate Hearts works as best damn fics I've ever read. And they're mostly independent (other than sharing characterisation) which is nice.

Bad Publicity and Gotham's Favorite Son are both hilarious and touching social media oneshots, while Anti-Social is possibly my favourite take on the bat-family ever.

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Seriously, Anti-Social is great. One of my metrics for good humour in fics is the ability to make me laugh out loud, and it delivers in spades.
Seconding Anti-Social. I'll edit this post when I read the other two to say if I rec them or not.

EDIT: I'm reccing Bad Publicty and Gotham's Favorite Son too.
 
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#standbylegion - esama - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]

V-day takes out the Avengers. JARVIS copes, one tweet at a time.

I have recommended this fic in the General Rec Thread so I thought why not re-rec it here? Because honestly, this is one of the best damn fics I have ever read.
Fifthed. esama has something of a habit of writing outstanding fiction. Although this does not correspond to this fic in particular, esama is the first, and thus far only, fanfiction author whose writing compelled me to reread slash fics, and definitely not for the slash.
Most things by esama aren't finished
Very true, but those that do get completed are almost always worth reading.

That said, I feel compelled to recommend Blessings and Rituals.

Blessings and Rituals is an excellent piece of writing about the ritual habits of Dwarrows as seen through the eyes of Bilbo Baggins, as well as some of the assumptions about Hobbits made by the big folk. It's rather short, so it doesn't take very much time to work through it, and if you enjoy reading about cultural differences it is an exceptional investment of ones time.

That said, with this being my first rec, well, period, I'll admit that while I find it to be one of the Best Damn Fics I've ever read, I've been a Tolkien fanatic since I was a child and interactions between cultures fascinate me, so I have a bit of bias.

In the same vein, I might as well recommend Ransom.

This story is told through the eyes of Hakim, a man native to the deserts of Harad who hopes to ransom his only son back from the Gondorians after the War of the Ring. While waiting for an audience with the new King Elessar, Hakim thinks back to his childhood when his own family held a Gondorian soldier for ransom, and the events surrounding him.

Ransom is another work I am extremely enamored with, but since it too is set in the world of Tolkien and focuses around a clashing of cultures between different peoples, the same bias I expressed regarding Blessings and Rituals is also present here.
 
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I was initially hesitant about #standbylegion but it's brilliant, so it gets a recommendation from me (seventhed?). Anti-Social, Gotham's Favorite Son and Bad Publicity do too, great little pieces and done in an engaging style.
 
Tail end of segment responding to me.

"And again, you are supposed to rate the STORY, not who made it,"

It was a general statement, and you carefully excised the most relevant part of that sentence. Given that he was speaking to multiple people at once and that that was a segue into addressing someone who was specifically complaining about the author, you've got a rather dubious claim. But don't let me keep you from edging as close as you can to flamebaiting without actually stepping over.
 
It was a general statement, and you carefully excised the most relevant part of that sentence. Given that he was speaking to multiple people at once and that that was a segue into addressing someone who was specifically complaining about the author, you've got a rather dubious claim. But don't let me keep you from edging as close as you can to flamebaiting without actually stepping over.
There is literally a full on "#####" line break in between the segment addressed at me and the bits addressed at other posters.

Also not sure how leaving out " not the "dumb and toxic fanon" surrounding it or whatever." is carefully excising the most relevant part of that sentence. Cutting off a part of it, yes, but that was a segment I addressed elsewhere in my original post and also not what you were saying they hadn't said, so I did not see the relevance.

But you know what? I really don't fucking care, and this is totally irrelevant. So sure. I guess I was totally flamebaiting or something. Whatever. Let's all get back on topic and stop talking about how you don't want to get involved in the argument but you do want to nitpick me.
 
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Having just read Blessings and Rituals, I am perfectly comfortable seconding the rec for it. That was easily one of the best LOTR fanfics I've ever read. It took the nuances of faith and the idiosyncrasies of having and not having it and handles them masterfully, while still managing to maintain a light enough tone that it was no burden at all to immerse one's self in the topic.

I haven't read Ransom yet though, and so do not yet have an opinion on it.
 
That said, I feel compelled to recommend Blessings and Rituals.

Blessings and Rituals is an excellent piece of writing about the ritual habits of Dwarrows as seen through the eyes of Bilbo Baggins, as well as some of the assumptions about Hobbits made by the big folk. It's rather short, so it doesn't take very much time to work through it, and if you enjoy reading about cultural differences it is an exceptional investment of ones time.

That said, with this being my first rec, well, period, I'll admit that while I find it to be one of the Best Damn Fics I've ever read, I've been a Tolkien fanatic since I was a child and interactions between cultures fascinate me, so I have a bit of bias.

In the same vein, I might as well recommend Ransom.

This story is told through the eyes of Hakim, a man native to the deserts of Harad who hopes to ransom his only son back from the Gondorians after the War of the Ring. While waiting for an audience with the new King Elessar, Hakim thinks back to his childhood when his own family held a Gondorian soldier for ransom, and the events surrounding him.

Ransom is another work I am extremely enamored with, but since it too is set in the world of Tolkien and focuses around a clashing of cultures between different peoples, the same bias I expressed regarding Blessings and Rituals is also present here.

Gotta support Ransom, it felt perfect for Tolkien's world, and the culture and religion of Hard were fleshed out beautifully.

I enjoyed Blessings and Rituals, but the additions to Dwarven culture were significant and jarring, so I can't recommend it for this list. It's good, but the author got carried away.
 
Damn! Didn't receive thread updates, thought that the thread went dark as it had before. Turns out I ended up missing more "well, it's the best damn fic I've read" vs "but my subjective objectivity!" pissing matches. Oh well, there are more practically guaranteed to occur.

Really sad to see Deja Vu no Jutsu get removed. It's one of the handful of fics in my extensive library that I'll probably end up rereading due to how much I enjoyed it.

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The Arithmancer
By: White Squirrel
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,129 - Reviews: 3,869 - Favs: 3,750 - Follows: 3,195 - Updated: Aug 22, 2015 - Published: Jan 31, 2014 - Status: Complete - id: 10070079

Yup, pretty much that. Hermione, as precocious as she is, fell in love more with mathematics rather than with books in general. So, she just had to learn everything there possibly was about it like the information sponge she is. After receiving her Hogwarts letter, she finds that math is actually super useful when it comes to understanding what magic actually is in the form of Arithmancy. What happens when you figure out the underlying rules of the universe and the methods by which to enact your will upon it? Well, lots of things change. Goodness, do things change. There's an unfinished sequel that's still being updated.

Ran a search and there is my one rec and a subsequent derec that was "didn't read but I read reviews by people who did so derec".

Also, reccing
Sudden Supremacy » by A Very Thirsty Megalomaniac The UED is here. Magnificent and relentless, they march forward in defiance of the watching darkness. On the edges, the only person with both the knowledge and means to stop what's coming remains wracked with doubt, at war with her nature. Jim Raynor, meanwhile, struggles onward in a galaxy that has outgrown him. Sequel to Sudden Contact. Complete.
T, English, Sci-Fi, chapters: 67, words: 453k+, favs: 368, follows: 329, updated: Oct 27, 2017 published: Nov 4, 2015, Samir D., Tychus F., D. Anderson, Mordin S.

It's the sequel to Sudden Contact which is listed in the OP. The sequel (and final entry of the trilogy) Sudden Terminus is still ongoing.


@Ronan O'Brien Vaster than Empires has 4+ recs I believe, didn't see it on the OP though.


I have a bunch more fics that have been rec'd to go through; also need to finish a recently completed TES x Dragon Age fic to determine if it gets a rec or not.
 
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