Chapter 20. Even More Robots!
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Chapter 20. Even More Robots!
21 January 1945, the Hirn, Berlin, Großdeutsches Reich
All robots (computers) seemed to have four levels of interactions with humans, depending on the status of the human: Guest, Limited User, Advanced User and Administrator.
The Guest level was automatically awarded to any human who wished to interact with the robot. Depending on the robot, the Guest level may mean anything from almost no meaningful interaction (the Industrial Robots from the Hirn ignoring or attacking people) to basic service (the Shower showering Eva Braun).
In the Limited User level (the most common), the robot would talk to the human, truthfully answer most of the questions and perform most of its normal functions for which it was created. A Limited User cannot add new Users, elevate himself to Advanced User, change important settings or behaviour, install new software or make new connections. The robot may decide to deny service, reject commands or even log out the User if it perceives him as a possible threat.
A human enjoying Advanced User status can have the robot do almost anything with some exceptions, usually specifically set up by the Administrator. For example, Helga (the map control) would not accept to create additional domes or even change the radius of the current dome. Moreover, the robot had an internal moral code which would normally preclude it from performing certain actions.
The Administrator (who is unique) enjoys absolute power over the robot.
The Hirn contained thousands of robots which could be placed in various categories: Personal Robots (Olaf), Control Robots (Helga / the Main Computer), Industrial Robots (XH0173 and its subordinates), Household Robots (the furniture, the kitchen appliances, the bathroom amenities, the air conditioning systems, etc), Medical Nanobots (cell-sized robots residing inside Adolphine's body) and probably many others whose presence was not even suspected.
Olaf was Adolphine's Personal Robot. Adolphine was its Administrator and she had added Eva Braun, Adolf Hitler, Konrad Zuse and several other people as Limited Users in order to grant them access to Olaf's AI and its extensive entertainment features like movies and games. No other robot besides Olaf had its Administrator present in the 1945 World.
Helga and the Main Computer were in fact one and the same robot, with the Main Computer being its large fixed part and Helga its small airborne remote control. Adolphine and Hitler were Advanced Users and there were no Limited Users yet, although Hitler could and would later add a few.
The Industrial Robots were a swarm of circa one thousand small robots whose purpose was to protect the Hirn and, should any damage occur, attempt to repair it. Their military style internal hierarchy was entirely meritocratic with XH0173 currently at its top. Adolphine was their only Limited User and there were no Advanced Users present.
Most of the Household Robots functioned just fine with no more than Guest level access. Adolphine had nonetheless Limited User status.
The Medical Nanobots had Adolphine as their only Limited User but she lacked the means to communicate with them outside a 22nd century medical facility. The Reich's scientists were studying them in an desperate attempt to somehow make them compatible with Hitler's body and thus cure his Parkinson's and other diseases. No breakthrough was in sight.
The negotiation between Adolphine and XH0173 was the most interesting interaction between a human and a robot and it had the most far-reaching consequences.
The issue was rather simple. The Hirn produced large quantities of pure heavy water as an intermediate product and stored it in a tank as a backup measure should the water supply fail for a short period of time. The Uranproject, Nazi Germany's atomic project headed by Heisenberg, needed heavy water to act as a neutron moderator in a Nuclear Fission Reactor.
The solution was not so simple. While Heisenberg assumed that removing a small quantity of heavy water a day from a continuosly replenished 10 kilolitre tank could not have any ill-effects on the functioning of the Hirn, the robots seemed to have other ideas and did their utmost to prevent it. This had led to conflict the previous day and to the dreaded sounding of the Main Alarm.
The fact that Adolphine managed to talk HX0137 into turning the alarm off made Hitler think that the robots might be amenable to other compromises. As Adolphine was the only User recognized by those robots, she had to do the talking. Adolphine hated negotiations but, as she wanted to please Hitler, she did her best and, after more than three hours of arduous talks, a treaty was signed.
Treaty between the German Reich and the Hirn
1. The German Reich recognizes the internal autonomy of the Hirn.
2. The German Reich will stop interfering in the internal affaires of the Hirn.
3. The Hirn will provide the German Reich with one tonne of heavy water per day.
4. The German Reich may collect all the helium, oxygen and light water produced by the Hirn.
5. The citizens of the German Reich visiting the Hirn will obey the instructions of the Hirn's robots.
Signed today, 21 January 1945, in the Hirn by
User Adolphine Heimat, representing the German Reich, ...............
and Robot XH0173, representing the Hirn and its robots, [digital signature appended].
Adolphine was tired and tense and Hitler was delighted. It was obvious that XH0173 did not know that the Reich had a rather poor record of keeping its promises.
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While talking to HX0137, Adolphine had some pretty intense eye contact with her old acquaintance, SS-Rottenführer Hans Winter. Adolphine smiled at him several times and Hans smiled back at her. In the end, Adolphine realized that she liked him and decided to talk about it with Eva Braun.
Adolphine: "Eva, umm, what should I do if, umm, if I liked a boy?"
Eva (smiling): "Is this a rhetorical question or do you actualy have someone in mind?"
Adolphine: "Oh... yes. I mean, I think so... It's Hans."
Eva: "Hans?..."
Adolphine: "Hans, the SS guard, the handsome one... You must have seen him around here..."
Eva: "I see. I suppose you should let him approach you... Did he notice you?"
Adolphine: "Yes, of course. I think that he likes me as well..." (blushing) "You know, he had seen me wrapped in a towel, when I was exiting the bathroom!"
Eva: "If he likes you, he will say something. You have to be patient."
Adolphine: "I think that he's too timid for that. He knows that I am Herr Hitler's protégée... Hell, he might even think that I am some kind of supernatural being due to the way I popped up here!"
Eva: "I see. You are probably right but, you know, it isn't customary for the girl to ask the boy out..."
Adolphine: "What should I do then? Am I going to remain single forever?"
Eva: "Oh, no! Don't despair! I'll talk to him."
Adolphine (hugging Eva): "Would you? Thanks Eva, you rock!"
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Eva: "Adolphine... I talked with Hans. He seems to be a nice boy and I think that he likes you."
Adolphine: "He does? What did he say?"
Eva: "He did not say it, but I think that I am old enough to sense these things... Anyway, he asked me to relay his invitation to the Vorbunker Cafeteria for tomorrow at noon."
Adolphine: "So, he asked me out, didn't he?"
Eva: "Yes, he did. Although I suppose we should ask Adolf for permission..."
Adolphine (angry): "Why?"
Eva: "I think that Adolf said you are not supposed to get out of the Bunker while there is still a danger of aerial attack."
Adolphine: "But the Vorbunker is not outside. It's still a bunker, isn't it?"
Eva: "I am not sure if it provides sufficient protection against a direct hit... We shall ask Adolf..."
Adolphine: "Let's ask him then!"
Eva: "Adolf is working. We shall talk to him during dinner."
Adolphine (resigned): "Ok... Eva, umm, should I sleep with Hans tomorrow or better wait for a few days?"
Eva: "Sleep with him? Why would you do that?"
Adolphine: "Well, I don't know, if he is my boyfriend, I think that I should sleep with him, shouldn't I... I mean, you do sleep with Herr Hitler..."
Eva: "That's different. We know each other for a very long time and we are, you know, adults."
Adolphine: "I am an adult too! I'm 15."
Eva: "You are not an adult at 15!"
Adolphine: "In my time, we become adults at 15 and we are allowed to fuck!"
Eva: "Well, here you are an adult only after your 21st birthday! And a lady does not talk like that!"
Adolphine: "I am not a lady!"
Eva (leaving): "You'd better start acting like one, because that's what society expects from you!"
Adolphine: "No, Eva, don't leave. I'm sorry. Forgive me, please... I need to talk to you..."
Eva (coming back): "It's alright, Adolphine. You just have to learn a few things..."
Adolphine: "I will... Eva, when should I sleep with him?"
Eva: "I don't know! You will probably realize when that becomes a possibility... Anyway, not anytime soon."
Adolphine: "Why? I am a woman, I have needs."
Eva: "Needs, Adolphine? Needs!? Food and water are needs, not sex! I realize that social mores are different where you came from but here you would be considered a whore if you proposed sex to someone you just met! It just cannot be done. Period. You cannot embarrass Adolf like that! Try to understand that..."
Adolphine: "I understand. I'll be careful and I'll try not to embarrass Herr Hitler and you. And, anyway, if I need sex, Olaf is always available."
Eva (shocked): "Olaf! You mean that..." (laughing) "Oh, no! I can't believe that!... Are you actually... Come on! You can't be serious?!"
Adolphine: "I'm pretty damn serious. And Olaf is very good at it. If you want, I can share him with you..."
Eva: "Oh, no, thank you. I don't think I will touch that robot ever again! It's so gross!"
Eva is such a prude...
21 January 1945, the Hirn, Berlin, Großdeutsches Reich
All robots (computers) seemed to have four levels of interactions with humans, depending on the status of the human: Guest, Limited User, Advanced User and Administrator.
The Guest level was automatically awarded to any human who wished to interact with the robot. Depending on the robot, the Guest level may mean anything from almost no meaningful interaction (the Industrial Robots from the Hirn ignoring or attacking people) to basic service (the Shower showering Eva Braun).
In the Limited User level (the most common), the robot would talk to the human, truthfully answer most of the questions and perform most of its normal functions for which it was created. A Limited User cannot add new Users, elevate himself to Advanced User, change important settings or behaviour, install new software or make new connections. The robot may decide to deny service, reject commands or even log out the User if it perceives him as a possible threat.
A human enjoying Advanced User status can have the robot do almost anything with some exceptions, usually specifically set up by the Administrator. For example, Helga (the map control) would not accept to create additional domes or even change the radius of the current dome. Moreover, the robot had an internal moral code which would normally preclude it from performing certain actions.
The Administrator (who is unique) enjoys absolute power over the robot.
The Hirn contained thousands of robots which could be placed in various categories: Personal Robots (Olaf), Control Robots (Helga / the Main Computer), Industrial Robots (XH0173 and its subordinates), Household Robots (the furniture, the kitchen appliances, the bathroom amenities, the air conditioning systems, etc), Medical Nanobots (cell-sized robots residing inside Adolphine's body) and probably many others whose presence was not even suspected.
Olaf was Adolphine's Personal Robot. Adolphine was its Administrator and she had added Eva Braun, Adolf Hitler, Konrad Zuse and several other people as Limited Users in order to grant them access to Olaf's AI and its extensive entertainment features like movies and games. No other robot besides Olaf had its Administrator present in the 1945 World.
Helga and the Main Computer were in fact one and the same robot, with the Main Computer being its large fixed part and Helga its small airborne remote control. Adolphine and Hitler were Advanced Users and there were no Limited Users yet, although Hitler could and would later add a few.
The Industrial Robots were a swarm of circa one thousand small robots whose purpose was to protect the Hirn and, should any damage occur, attempt to repair it. Their military style internal hierarchy was entirely meritocratic with XH0173 currently at its top. Adolphine was their only Limited User and there were no Advanced Users present.
Most of the Household Robots functioned just fine with no more than Guest level access. Adolphine had nonetheless Limited User status.
The Medical Nanobots had Adolphine as their only Limited User but she lacked the means to communicate with them outside a 22nd century medical facility. The Reich's scientists were studying them in an desperate attempt to somehow make them compatible with Hitler's body and thus cure his Parkinson's and other diseases. No breakthrough was in sight.
The negotiation between Adolphine and XH0173 was the most interesting interaction between a human and a robot and it had the most far-reaching consequences.
The issue was rather simple. The Hirn produced large quantities of pure heavy water as an intermediate product and stored it in a tank as a backup measure should the water supply fail for a short period of time. The Uranproject, Nazi Germany's atomic project headed by Heisenberg, needed heavy water to act as a neutron moderator in a Nuclear Fission Reactor.
The solution was not so simple. While Heisenberg assumed that removing a small quantity of heavy water a day from a continuosly replenished 10 kilolitre tank could not have any ill-effects on the functioning of the Hirn, the robots seemed to have other ideas and did their utmost to prevent it. This had led to conflict the previous day and to the dreaded sounding of the Main Alarm.
The fact that Adolphine managed to talk HX0137 into turning the alarm off made Hitler think that the robots might be amenable to other compromises. As Adolphine was the only User recognized by those robots, she had to do the talking. Adolphine hated negotiations but, as she wanted to please Hitler, she did her best and, after more than three hours of arduous talks, a treaty was signed.
Treaty between the German Reich and the Hirn
1. The German Reich recognizes the internal autonomy of the Hirn.
2. The German Reich will stop interfering in the internal affaires of the Hirn.
3. The Hirn will provide the German Reich with one tonne of heavy water per day.
4. The German Reich may collect all the helium, oxygen and light water produced by the Hirn.
5. The citizens of the German Reich visiting the Hirn will obey the instructions of the Hirn's robots.
Signed today, 21 January 1945, in the Hirn by
User Adolphine Heimat, representing the German Reich, ...............
and Robot XH0173, representing the Hirn and its robots, [digital signature appended].
Adolphine was tired and tense and Hitler was delighted. It was obvious that XH0173 did not know that the Reich had a rather poor record of keeping its promises.
************
While talking to HX0137, Adolphine had some pretty intense eye contact with her old acquaintance, SS-Rottenführer Hans Winter. Adolphine smiled at him several times and Hans smiled back at her. In the end, Adolphine realized that she liked him and decided to talk about it with Eva Braun.
Adolphine: "Eva, umm, what should I do if, umm, if I liked a boy?"
Eva (smiling): "Is this a rhetorical question or do you actualy have someone in mind?"
Adolphine: "Oh... yes. I mean, I think so... It's Hans."
Eva: "Hans?..."
Adolphine: "Hans, the SS guard, the handsome one... You must have seen him around here..."
Eva: "I see. I suppose you should let him approach you... Did he notice you?"
Adolphine: "Yes, of course. I think that he likes me as well..." (blushing) "You know, he had seen me wrapped in a towel, when I was exiting the bathroom!"
Eva: "If he likes you, he will say something. You have to be patient."
Adolphine: "I think that he's too timid for that. He knows that I am Herr Hitler's protégée... Hell, he might even think that I am some kind of supernatural being due to the way I popped up here!"
Eva: "I see. You are probably right but, you know, it isn't customary for the girl to ask the boy out..."
Adolphine: "What should I do then? Am I going to remain single forever?"
Eva: "Oh, no! Don't despair! I'll talk to him."
Adolphine (hugging Eva): "Would you? Thanks Eva, you rock!"
************
Eva: "Adolphine... I talked with Hans. He seems to be a nice boy and I think that he likes you."
Adolphine: "He does? What did he say?"
Eva: "He did not say it, but I think that I am old enough to sense these things... Anyway, he asked me to relay his invitation to the Vorbunker Cafeteria for tomorrow at noon."
Adolphine: "So, he asked me out, didn't he?"
Eva: "Yes, he did. Although I suppose we should ask Adolf for permission..."
Adolphine (angry): "Why?"
Eva: "I think that Adolf said you are not supposed to get out of the Bunker while there is still a danger of aerial attack."
Adolphine: "But the Vorbunker is not outside. It's still a bunker, isn't it?"
Eva: "I am not sure if it provides sufficient protection against a direct hit... We shall ask Adolf..."
Adolphine: "Let's ask him then!"
Eva: "Adolf is working. We shall talk to him during dinner."
Adolphine (resigned): "Ok... Eva, umm, should I sleep with Hans tomorrow or better wait for a few days?"
Eva: "Sleep with him? Why would you do that?"
Adolphine: "Well, I don't know, if he is my boyfriend, I think that I should sleep with him, shouldn't I... I mean, you do sleep with Herr Hitler..."
Eva: "That's different. We know each other for a very long time and we are, you know, adults."
Adolphine: "I am an adult too! I'm 15."
Eva: "You are not an adult at 15!"
Adolphine: "In my time, we become adults at 15 and we are allowed to fuck!"
Eva: "Well, here you are an adult only after your 21st birthday! And a lady does not talk like that!"
Adolphine: "I am not a lady!"
Eva (leaving): "You'd better start acting like one, because that's what society expects from you!"
Adolphine: "No, Eva, don't leave. I'm sorry. Forgive me, please... I need to talk to you..."
Eva (coming back): "It's alright, Adolphine. You just have to learn a few things..."
Adolphine: "I will... Eva, when should I sleep with him?"
Eva: "I don't know! You will probably realize when that becomes a possibility... Anyway, not anytime soon."
Adolphine: "Why? I am a woman, I have needs."
Eva: "Needs, Adolphine? Needs!? Food and water are needs, not sex! I realize that social mores are different where you came from but here you would be considered a whore if you proposed sex to someone you just met! It just cannot be done. Period. You cannot embarrass Adolf like that! Try to understand that..."
Adolphine: "I understand. I'll be careful and I'll try not to embarrass Herr Hitler and you. And, anyway, if I need sex, Olaf is always available."
Eva (shocked): "Olaf! You mean that..." (laughing) "Oh, no! I can't believe that!... Are you actually... Come on! You can't be serious?!"
Adolphine: "I'm pretty damn serious. And Olaf is very good at it. If you want, I can share him with you..."
Eva: "Oh, no, thank you. I don't think I will touch that robot ever again! It's so gross!"
Eva is such a prude...