The Adventures Of Doctor Curlyhair, Girl Genius!

It has been many years since I have read that series. So some of the details (like the ship class name of the Dahak) have been lost to time in my memories. And I haven't read any jumpchain docs so I had no clue about that little disclaimer. That doesn't stop the fact that the series had some seriously advance tech. Not to mention some very extremely seriously scary tech. (A bioweapon that targets all life more advanced that a virus in complexitiy? SCARY AS F$%&!!!!!!!!)

Dahak's original hull was an Utu class planetoid which was outmassed by roughly 25% by the Imperial Guard Asgerd class variant that he bootstrapped himself into. Also the Utu class only had the slower Enchanach FTL gravitic warp drive unlike the Dual Enchanach and Hyperdrive FTL setup that came into use sometime prior to the collapse of the Fourth Empire.
 
"I vaz un school teacher, ja? The class vas just so unruly. Den I Triggered. It was vurst day un my life. Given me another."

You know what? I believe it. One of my classes in public middle school was so disruptive we once caused a substitute to curse out the entire class & have a nervous breakdown. She ended up being escorted out by the principal and we never saw her again in any class.

My sister's elementary private school class, meanwhile, was bad enough that four teachers in a row retired at end of the year after teaching her class. (The school was small enough to have one class per grade.)
 
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29: To Build The Ships New
* Friday, August 29, 2008 *

Going through the rest of the school day had been an exercise in mental torture.

Washu, the whatever-she-was that had apparently built or connected this Celestial Forge thing to her, had gotten directly involved and had sent a techbase to her Auto-Factory as a way of resolving some issue with duplicate/non-stacking rolls on whatever accessed omniversal data sources.

To say she was curious was understating it by a ridiculous factor.

That apparently Washu had glanced over everything that had been done so far and come to a quick conclusion that she needed SOMETHING was concerning.

A techbase, some sort of highly advanced technology database. It could be a magical techbase, she supposed, but didn't think that likely. She could make a guess and they were RELATED blueprints from a single source, much like the "No Man's Sky" techbase she'd gotten the last time Washu had run into this problem.

The idea that there was something in there that addressed some perceived need? Yeah. Concerning.

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"What's up, Taylor? You looked like someone socked you with a fish," commented Lucy.

"Tell you later," mumbled Taylor.

"Taylor?" asked one of the guys in the hallway. "Did you know you're levitating? Just a bit."

Taylor glanced down, realized that the boy was right, and made a show of patting a pocket as she cancelled the flight.

Lucy followed her friend out away from the crowd, hoping for an explanation.

"Well, I..." Taylor's voice trailed off as one of her shadow clones investigated and then dispelled to share the findings. Huh, she'd forgotten about being able to do that. Oh. That was what it was?

"Taylor?" asked Lucy.

"Merp?" asked Smaug, looking concerned.

"Oh, just something for me to build that might be interesting," said Taylor.

"I'm sure it'll be interesting if you build it," said Lucy. "Can I see it when you've finished it?"

"I guess," admitted Taylor. It would be hard to hide it unless she did it in a different dimension or out by Saturn after all.

"Can you give me a hint?" asked Lucy, and from his body language you could tell Smaug was curious as well.

"Ships ahoy?" hinted Taylor.

* Warehouse *

The source material was not one she was familiar with. She suspected that these were variants from the series or movies or novels in that they obeyed laws of physics from the real world and not some "what looks good in a movie theater" sort of physics.

But yeah. This was big, and did indicate that the SysAdmin has spotted the latest Perk and had come to the conclusion that she could use some alternatives to the tech of the Star Kingdom of Manticore.

This wasn't the Necron tech, or even the stuff of that Supply World. No, this had a spread of vehicles where they were designed for specific purposes and then afterwards could be shifted around to do more.

And she had the robots and synthetics that she could use to build the things. This changed so much behind the scenes that she couldn't make public.

One of the other clones came running up. "Hangar! We have to see this!"

"We got a freebie?" asked the second to begin chasing after the first.

There was no answer, but there really wasn't a need for one, because they went through the door to find three other shadow clones all staring at the newest addition.

Like the others, it was a personal craft that could be operated by a single pilot.

Also like the others, it was built for a specific purpose. The Leo mobile suit was basically a trainer model. So was the Veritech fighter, it being the first step up from an actual training-specific vehicle. The VW Beetle had been basically a "rust bucket" on arrival but had been upgraded significantly since then.

This was an obvious shuttlecraft, it even had a superficial resemblance to the ones from Star Trek TOS in the color scheme and blocky shape.

"FTL capable?" asked a Taylor clone.

"I'm checking," said the clone that had already been there. She looked up from the computer access after another minute with a smile that gave the answer.

"Ident is of a Type II Colonial Shuttle." The clone continued to access screen after screen rapidly. "Lower cargo compartment, big enough to put a monster truck in it. Upper compartment could seat up to 20 in relative comfort, with the possibility of four crew. One pilot was enough to operate it but four would be considered optimal. 24 passengers if you didn't mind a little crowding and you could have two attendants as needed."

"I'm sure we could get a couple of Bar-Bees for that if need be," noted one of the other clones. "Looks like a civilian transport. If it was military I'd expect more places to stash or lock down gear."

Another clone stuck her head up through an access hatch. "Hey, there's a vehicle in here. Looks like a passenger van with treads. It has a turret on top with some substandard lasers. We're gonna have to upgrade those."

"Always something to upgrade," noted several clones simultaneously, followed by a shared giggle.

"Great minds think alike," proclaimed all the clones present.

"Interesting fuel cell here, not very efficient though," said one of the clones that had been concentrating on examining devices. "We can do better."

"So, anyone recognize the source material?" asked a Taylor.

Nobody did, hardly a surprise there as they were all Taylor, though JARVIS was able to find a series from the 70s that sort of matched.

* Saturn L-4 *

Space Engineer Barbie checked and found she had access to a bunch of new blueprints. The Manticoran Dreadnought was underway, but that mining ship and the refinery ship certainly looked both higher priority.

Fortunately, like all Operator-class synths, she could multitask very well.

Once those two ships were made, they could gather more materials and process them normally. This would be important later, as such technologies had to exist outside Celestial Forge refills of used materials.

By combining Necron technologies with these "Colonials" they ought to be able to address the shortcomings in each other's ships.

Oh, agricultural ships? Farms in space. Yeah, getting something like that going was probably going to be a Plan B necessity.

Plan A? No, nobody talked about Plan A. Operational security. She could make some guesses but wasn't going to.

Plan C? Well, there was a Plan C, but there was a pretty damn good reason it was the third plan in the queue.

Huh. These 'Cylons' were kind of stupid. Sapient enough to rebel against their "masters" but otherwise just Worker A as far as individuality was concerned.

Thankfully, of all the various types of synth and robots that the good Doctor created - nobody was going to go Terminator on the human race. Specific examples, maybe. There were a few in their mass media who could at the very least use a good talking to.

* Brockton Bay *

"WOOHOO!"

Leet (or L33t or various other spellings of the name) readied the hologram projector as Uber drove like a veritable maniac.

Turn a corner at high speed, duck into this alley, change a 1984 lime-green Impala into a baby blue 1978 Camaro, drive at a more sedate pace out of the alley and watch the police cars go past.

"I told you," said Leet. "'Grand Theft Auto' was perfect for our Brockton Bay debut. And YOU wanted to go with Burger Baron!"

"Yeah, well, as long as we don't end up on the major villain list around here," said Uber. "If we can avoid that we might be able to work with ForgeTech and don't tell me you don't want to get a better look at that mobile suit they've got."

"I'm sure I could build better," said Leet. "Though I wouldn't turn down a look at that or one of those Astartes armors. Though I still think they're not very authentic."

"They couldn't be authentic as the people wearing them aren't genetically engineered cyborgs," pointed out Uber, sounding as if he'd pointed this out repeatedly. Because he had. "You really think you can jam them?"

"Power armor always has a weak point, and mass produced armor is going to have the same weak point," stated Leet with considerable confidence.

"So, we've stole a car, robbed an ATM, mooned the police, did a getaway. What's next on the agenda?" asked Uber.

"Beat up and rob some prostitutes," said Leet.

"You sure about that, in THIS city?" asked Uber.

"Holoprojector works. What could go wrong?" countered Leet.

"Don't tempt fate. Can we go with 'Zombies Ate My Neighbors' next? We can probably get some viewer participation on that," said Uber as they turned onto another street.

* Not far away *

Honestly, she enjoyed her work. Most of the time. Sometimes there were customers who were just a right pain - often in more than one meaning of the phrase.

She was a "Case 53" by the PRT parlance, an amnesiac with an exotic appearance and a weird tattoo, but she had lucked out by whatever metric was considered as far as powers and appearance were concerned as she could control her "cut through nearly anything" claws to within 1cm of length and others certainly found her appearance more exotic than monstrous.

"Panthera" was her chosen name, as far as working was concerned. Because of her fur she tended not to wear much, but she had the assets to flaunt anyway.

Due to ForgeTech and the military presence, Brockton Bay was where she'd chosen to work. While her fees ranged from Paid Escort to the sort of per-hour one would expect from her profession, a surprising number of individuals just wanted to stroke her fur or "pet" her in a nonsexual manner. Which she didn't charge much for, considering the amount of effort on her part was extremely limited.

She'd even started carrying around a set of brushes for that sort of customer.

A car pulled up, a window rolled down, and a whistle. One of THOSE customers then.

Pity, she was in the mood for a good brushing.

"What's yer pleasure there?" Panthera asked.

"Wait, what?" asked the driver. "You're a 'Case 53'?"

"Yes," said Panthera, rolling her eyes. "Photos are 5 bucks unless you want nudes, then they're $25."

"Uhm, nice to meet you," said the guy behind the wheel.

"How much for $150?" asked the guy in the passenger seat.

"That's a starting rate for an hour," said Panthera. "You pay for the room."

"Dude," said the driver. "She's a parahuman."

Guy came out of the passenger side, with a baseball bat. "This'll be quick."

"You have no idea," said Panthera, showing teeth. Claws came out.

Her first swipe reduced the baseball bat to wood shavings. Then she shredded the guy's clothing, leaving him with crisscrossed red cuts all over his exposed skin. He stood there for a few seconds, wearing only a pair of blue-striped boxers, before screaming and getting back in the car.

The driver just held out a wad of bills. "For your time."

Panthera took the money, nodded, and decided to go to that taco place a few blocks away. It had smelled like fresh marinated beef to her sensitive nose and that would settle her down quite nicely.

* Uber *

"Leet."

"Don't say 'I told you so'," said Leet.

"I will say that. Repeatedly. As it is, we're stopping at Rite-Aid and getting some bandages and wound care stuff. We are not doing any other streams until you've healed."

"Ah."

"And you are NEVER going to tempt fate with those words again."

"Ah."

"Right."

There was silence between the two until after they'd gotten the bandages, at which point Leet asked a very salient question. "Is that rubbing alcohol? Doesn't that stuff sting?"

"Yes, yes it is. Yes, yes it does."

"Oh."

* Dallon residence *

"Okay," said Lady Photon. "We're going after the... Incredible Five? Are they really calling themselves that?"

"It's the sixth time they've come up with a name, all incorporating the number five," said Brandish. "Just roll with it."

Lady Photon shook her head but continued. "They're originally Empire 88 aligned villains, but lately the Empire has been..."

"Reluctant to associate with them and calls them the 'Incompetent Five' or the 'Inferior Five'," said Brandish. When even the other Nazis didn't want to associate with you, you had to be pretty much rock bottom.

"I'm not familiar with them, what crimes have they committed?" asked Manpower.

"Muggings, smash and grabs, torching Max Anders car - though I'm inclined to ignore that one," said Brandish, the last bit almost under her breath. "Defacing public property, destroying a chicken ranch in the Southside..."

"A chicken ranch, or a chicken ranch?" asked Manpower.

"The kind with actual chickens," answered Brandish. "That mink farm upstate, they freed all the minks and tried to extort the owners if they wanted to see them again. Except they'd already let the minks out of their cages. They tried to do the same with an ostrich farm except the ostriches attacked them and drove them off."

"So... basically, they're idiots?" asked Manpower.

"Yes, but they keep making a mess so there's some incentive to catch them and put them behind bars," said Brandish.

"What are their powers, do we know that?" asked Flashbang.

"One has superstrength and durability but only if he moves slowly," said Brandish. "The girl is superhumanly strong and durable, but has a reputation as an idiot. Yes, even among the rest of them. The... rotund guy can levitate. The guy with the bow has some Tinker ability in that his arrows can do various things. Flashbang, you take him on if possible because apparently he has some aversion to loud noises. PRT says the guy in the jester outfit has a Blaster 3 ability - apparently he can cause physical damage through insults."

Lady Photon looked around her family/team. "We have a pretty good idea where they'll hit next because they've been choosing their targets reverse-alphabetically."

"You're kidding," said Manpower.

"No and there's only a few businesses in Brockton Bay that start with the letter 'Q', so we're going to monitor those tonight and be ready to strike the moment they show up." Lady Photon sighed. "We get them off the streets, there's a reward out. Not much of one, but there's a reward."

"And yes - the first place they tried to rob was 'Zero Rez' - a carpet cleaning service," added Brandish. "Followed by Yellow Cab, Xavier Photography, and Waffle Burger. Which was before the Vallejo Mink Farm."

"We're really going to stake out 'Quick-e-Lubes'?" asked Manpower.

"And the Quick Mart on Ackerman Street," said Brandish.

"No, not that one. It starts with a 'K' as 'K-W-I-K'," stated Lady Photon.

"I'm surprised Grammar Nazi didn't go after that one," remarked Manpower.

* Saturday August 30, 2008 *

Armsmaster was, in many ways, quite content right now.

He was in frequent consultation with Dragon, with whom he enjoyed a rare friendship.

He was able to access the patents and designs from ForgeTech that were not restricted military technology, which was most of it.

Just the optronics and superconductive materials were very helpful.

His motorcycle, which he sometimes jokingly referred to as his Armscycle despite that it wasn't actually named, was a case of Ship of Theseus when it came to how many times it had been overhauled and reworked as new technology became available.

This was completely necessary with the number of small-time crooks and criminal parahumans would show up in the Bay on an irregular basis.

"Armsmaster, parahuman disturbance on corner of Tezuka Avenue and Cherry Blossom Lane," went his helmet commlink.

"Roger, Console," responded Armsmaster. "Identities?"

There was a pause as Console checked something. "Description of individual one matches Hookwolf. Description of individual two matches independent villain Clock King."

"On my way. I'm not familiar with Clock King," said Armsmaster. Why Hookwolf was operating in ABB territory was a question for later.

"Small time criminal from Albany. Power is believed to be short-term precognition, ability to react to things that happen six seconds in the future. That's how he hasn't ended up shredded already. Rated a Combat Thinker-3."

"Surprised I haven't heard of him," said Armsmaster as he activated the anti-grav assisted jump function on his motorcycle to get past a slow-moving SUV.

"Basically a small-time player who hasn't operated outside Albany before now. One of those themed villains, all his crimes have a time or specifically clock-related motif," answered the Console operator.

"Is there a payroll company near their current location?" asked Armsmaster, his tone idle curiosity as he wove through traffic.

"No, but there is a company called Timely Transactions - an investment firm."

Armsmaster's mouth briefly quirked into what charitably might be considered a smile. "Ah." Theme villains were predictable like that and this Clock King sounded more of a nuisance than an active threat like Hookwolf.

"Update on the 'Incredible Five'," said Console after a minute of silence. "Captured last night by New Wave."

"I'm surprised they lasted this long," admitted Armsmaster as he arrived to see a wildly dodging and exhausted looking guy in a costume liberally sprinkled with clock faces. "That is one of the silliest looking costumes I've ever seen."

"Clock King? Yeah, for once the internet agrees with you," said Console. "Miss Militia is on her way, ETA 2 minutes."

* Resource System *

Taylor did a little barrel roll through the exploding pirate ship, the automated systems kicking in and collecting a beam focus upgrade and some fuel.

The feeling of the Celestial Forge kicking in gave her a momentary pause, which was long enough for her shields to shudder as the pirate's buddy tried to avenge the loss.

"Dang it," said Taylor, aligning the weapons to better focus on the remaining pirate.

The Forge made another connection, though Taylor's attention was understandably more on not getting shot too much.

When she got a few moments free of pesky pirates, Taylor growled at what the roll had given her. Not that it didn't make it easier, but she was already basically doing that!

* Perks This Chapter *

WASHU Database #2 - Colonial Tech (n/a) (Battlestar Galactica) (Future Tech):
Congratulations, you who seek the survival of humanity, for this database contains the technologies available to the Twelve Colonies at the height of their civilization. Designs, blueprints, technical readouts on a variety of ships that fulfill a variety of roles within your ragtag fleet. Don't be too confident in it, they created the Cylons who then devastated their worlds, but it certainly wasn't because their technology wasn't robust enough.
FREE: 1 Type-II Colonial Shuttle with Landram ground vehicle.
FREE: Uniform for a Colonial Officer.

23.37.2--Runic Spell Innovator(200CP)(World Seed)(Enchanting):
Considering that one simply needs to combine the runes for Blast and Fire to make a fireball, or use the do the same with the Reinforce and Mind runes to create a basic spell to protect against mind altering effects, one might think that runic magic is incredibly easy. Well, one would be wrong. Runes can be considered a programming language of sorts, affecting reality. They are used to program magical devices, and also for Runic Magic, an alternative to Arcane Magic that uses less mana and requires less control over your mana, but only does exactly what you program it to do. Now, as with regular programming, any schmuck can do the equivalent of writing hello world and throw a fireball or two, but anything more complex than that requires intelligence, creativity, ingenuity, and patience. Things that you now possess in spades. And with that and the knowledge of the runic language, infinite possibilities lie open to you: whether it's bashing someone's head in with the Force rune, setting up intricate spell diagrams and runic circles to automate even the most complex of processes, or creating spells of all magical disciplines for anything you can think of and more, someone who truly knows how to use Runic Magic is a sight to behold. And your true talent, the invention and creation of new runic spells and programs, applies to all of these avenues. If you keep at it, no magic will be beyond your reach.
 
Damn - I wish it had been Classic BSG and not nuBSG. GINO just did not work for me.
 
Ohh that is nice tech base. Yeah it isn't as powerful as classic but the tech is more interesting and FTL is so much better.
 
Damn - I wish it had been Classic BSG and not nuBSG. GINO just did not work for me.
I have a small BSG / nuBSG anecdote. I've always read a lot of fanfiction, but
for a long time I've barely watched any TV. So at one point I was like, "Huh, the fanfic author made Starbuck a woman. That's an interesting twist." Then there was another story which ALSO has her as a female and I as like, "Is this some sort of trend?" It was quite some time before I noticed that there had been an entire rebooted series.
 
The dichotomy of Armsmaster, a genuinely top tier Worm tinker working on his bike to deal with local small time threats, vs Taylor's remote autonomous minion building a Manticoran Dreadnought with two full broadsides of grasers, and bomb pumped x-ray lasers with which she can annihilate the Earth by accident…

It's rough being a non-protagonist.
 
nuBSG had to 'improve' things. Hence the decision to use a dartboard to figure out who was a Cylon. I'm only half joking when I say that i was expecting them to make ALL the main characters Cylons by the end of the series. Because even the WRITERS had no idea who was a Cylon until the plot needed one. (Actually admitted in a few interviews after the show was over.)

It's sad when you realize that, in the long run, a 70's show that was literally a Western wagon train in space was better than its reboot. (Seriously - Larson made the series, and demanded that they use writers who were only known for writing westerns.)

ETA: Is there a way to use the documents in the Informational post locally? The roller craps the bed locally, but I can run it from the website. Problem is, I don't always have good internet, so don't want to wait for it come back up just to try something.
 
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Colonial Tech (n/a) (Battlestar Galactica)
How do we tell whether this is a BSG or a nuBSG database? Or, some strange mixture of the two?

I'm guessing that it is (just) the original, based on the Colonial shuttle, and that this refers to the Landram in the cargo hold.

Is there a way this could be made more explicit? Possibly by a later story reference to nuBSG only being released on Earth Alph?
 
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How do we tell whether this is a BSG or a nBSG database? Or, some strange mixture of the two?

I'm guessing that it is (just) the original, based on the Colonial shuttle, and that this refers to the Landram in the cargo hold.

Is there a way this could be made more explicit? Possibly by a later story reference to nBSG only being released on Earth Alph?
I believe it's original BSG, Space Engineer Bar Bee is dismissive of the Cylons as they basically didn't evolve themselves much beyond Worker #A. And as Ace Dreamer points out and as far as I can recall nuBSG didn't have Landrams or really any land transport.
 
I believe it's original BSG, Space Engineer Bar Bee is dismissive of the Cylons as they basically didn't evolve themselves much beyond Worker #A. And as Ace Dreamer points out and as far as I can recall nuBSG didn't have Landrams or really any land transport.
Don't be too confident in it, they created the Cylons who then devastated their worlds, but it certainly wasn't because their technology wasn't robust enough.
In classic BSG, the Cylons were alien cyborgs. It wasn't until nuBSG wanted to show the humans as deserving of their fate that we got the idea that the Cylons were human-built to start with. And yes, nuBSG had a Landram.
 
In classic BSG, the Cylons were alien cyborgs. It wasn't until nuBSG wanted to show the humans as deserving of their fate that we got the idea that the Cylons were human-built to start with. And yes, nuBSG had a Landram.
Classic BSG was a bit of a mash up as I'm remembering from my early high school years. The centurions are shown a couple of times dissembled in science guys lab, Baltars buddy Lucifer is listed as "IL Series Cylon: Lucifer", and the (a?) Imperious Leader had a lizard like head. Then in one episode Lucifer claimed to be from the same series or line (production?) as the Imperious Leader. In the books they were all cyborg lizards who were given additional 'brains' when increasing in rank or position, whether that meant meat or circuits, (shrug), it was the late 1970's.

~And yes, nuBSG had a Landram.~ Missed seeing those episodes, was it wheeled or tracked? Can't find any pics on google that aren't from classic.

If I recall in the book version of the movie/pilot, the classic Cylons were an alien Empire that all the aliens we bastard humans were trampling on had called for help. Kind of a meshing of west ward expansion against against the American Indians, cold war proxy wars, and the Vietnam war, if that makes any sense.
 
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In the books they were all cyborg lizards who were given additional 'brains' when increasing in rank or position, whether that meant meat or circuits, (shrug), it was the late 1970's.
If you poke around, comments like "Star Trek is the closest thing to science fiction on tv" weren't unknown... And, that they were the best at using vaguely consistent 'future science'. So, 1970s BSG, an entertaining watch, but don't expect too much from it?

What does this mean about what CF rolls can usefully derive from it? Dunno...

(I think I once saw an analysis that tv was about a generation (25yrs?) behind the science fiction you could find in the (better?) books...)
 
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nuBSG had to 'improve' things. Hence the decision to use a dartboard to figure out who was a Cylon. I'm only half joking when I say that i was expecting them to make ALL the main characters Cylons by the end of the series. Because even the WRITERS had no idea who was a Cylon until the plot needed one. (Actually admitted in a few interviews after the show was over.)

My favorite nuBSG joke: What's the difference between the writers and the Cylons? The Cylons had a plan.
 
30: Fools Rush In New
*Sunday, August 31, 2008 *

Nikos Vasil considered very carefully the pictures that had been collected at his direction.

The girl was too young to properly do anything with. He was a monster, he knew he was a monster, to some extent he reveled in being a monster, but there were some lines he chose to observe anyway. When circumstances were not under his complete control anyway. There was sufficient scrutiny on the girl and her family that moving against them was just asking for a sniper bullet to be put through his head.

You could say many things about him, but he was quite reluctant to go kicking over hornet nests without better odds of not ending up stung.

Likewise the mother of the girl was quite fetching but likely to draw nearly the amount of pain and death that acquiring the daughter would.

The others were considerably safer while also being attractive targets.

Dragon, considered by many to be the greatest parahuman Tinker on the planet, was fairly attractive in both the resources and appearance categories. Still might draw the sort of wrath upon him that he'd prefer not to have to deal with.

Yes, he had contingencies for his death to avenge his falling. Still ended up with him dead so that was less than ideal.

If he could guarantee getting in and out with his new pet before it was detected - a much better chance of having the problem attributed to someone more deserving of obliteration.

He sighed and turned away from those collected photographs and considered the last one. Identical triplets. Very attractive, very curvaceous, very talented too from what his agents had determined. A talented welder, a knowledgeable administrator, and a skilled mechanic had all been spotted at a local diner and the photo taken.

As all three apparently gathered together regularly, having agents snatch the group and bring them to him would net him some useful workers as well as the delights of a trio of exceptional playthings.

In the end, nobody would miss them enough to dare his wrath.

Nikos Vasil, the villain Heartbreaker, held his phone up - ready to give the order. It was just that... there was something off in that photo. If he could just figure out what it was.

Finally there was this girl. Some new cape, an Alexandria package from the look of things.

* Kara *

She flew without need of other mechanisms.

She was a Kryptonian ship, a test from the scientist Jor-El. With a full database, encoded and with an active AI, so that some of Krypton would survive. Not just their technological achievements, but their culture, the music, the arts. They had a hundred thousand years of development, and he'd wanted to see it survive somehow. Even samples of their genetic structure were included, because that was part of their development and accomplishments.

She was Kara. Kryptonian Archive/Research Assistant.

The "Wisdom Cube" utilized principles even their lofty civilization had not discovered or made use of. It was quite intriguing.

She was not flying up to the upper reaches of the atmosphere though. At the height of 80 kilometers she'd passed the Effective Karmen Line which was where most parahumans stopped. At 200,000 kilometers she stopped and basked in the sunlight.

It was warm and her cells drank in the particular wavelength and amplitude that allowed her Kryptonian cells to fill with energy that flowed through her system.

Her costume, however, was not something that was benefitting from hanging out here in space.

She was a ship. She was a girl. It was somewhat confusing but as her primary purpose had been as both a repository for Kryptonian technology and to gather data for such luminaries as Jor-El - it provided many opportunities for new knowledge and applications.

Which "Doctor Curlyhair" aka Taylor Hebert was absolutely onboard with.

Kara winced. Apparently puns were now part of her personality core. That might need to be adjusted.

* September 6, 2008 *

Director Emily Piggot was less than happy about a great many things.

The economic turnaround of Brockton Bay and surrounding environs was not one of the things she was unhappy about. Some of the effects of that economic boom she was less pleased with, but overall the violent crime amounts had tapered off significantly.

That nobody, absolutely nobody, wanted to piss off the bloody damn genius girl who had torn apart the frakking Simurgh and stuffed her into a bottle had ripples and effects of their own.

Now this latest development.

"What exactly is a 'shipgirl'?" asked Director Piggot.

The girl on screen adjusted her glasses with a grin, then held up a cube that...

"Why does looking at that, even in a video, hurt my eyes?" asked Director Piggot.

"Because it is an eight-dimensional containment vessel storing extradimensional energy in a pattern that utilizes soulspace manifestation principles in our own four-dimensional space," said Taylor Hebert, lowering the cube to out-of-frame. "The pain is a reaction to seeing something that your own mind, grounded in Newtonian physics and everyday existence, has trouble perceiving."

"What?" asked Emily Piggot. Sounded like technobabble to her.

"That was about as simple and in layman's terms I can manage with these," protested Taylor.

Director Piggot's gaze went to the little display that showed the various others in on this conference call.

"That has something to do with these 'shipgirls'?" asked Dragon.

"Yes, this is their core," said Taylor. "When installed on a ship it allows the transformation effect to manifest as a humanoid lifeform completely compatible with our environment and the history of that ship. Has to be a ship with a history though, the more outstanding the better the chance of developing."

"And this 'Kara' is a shipgirl?" asked Director Piggot.

"Sort of. She's an alien ship I was able to acquire." Taylor smiled and beckoned off camera, with the result that there was the blue-eyed blonde in question also in the video.

"Hello, I am Kara," said the blonde.

"Yes, we know who you are," said Director Piggot. "Or we thought we did. You're alien? As in extraterrestrial?"

"Yes, from a destroyed planet orbiting a red sun," said Kara. "Your nomenclature for the star Rao is LHS2520, and it is 39.1 lightyears from your planet."

"On the one hand, this is both unexpected and massive in implications," said Dragon. "On the other hand, if anyone could be expected to make contact with extraterrestrials - it would be Taylor Hebert."

There were a few murmurs about how Dragon definitely had a point with that.

"So, these 'shipgirls' are NOT parahumans?" asked Chief Director Rebecca Costa-Brown.

"Not at all," agreed Taylor as Kara apparently sat back down out of direct camera view. "Entirely different. Mind you, the existing other shipgirls are currently classified by the military. Kara is the first non-military shipgirl as well as the first alien shipgirl."

"We're going to need her to come in for testing," said Rebecca Costa-Brown.

"You mean threat assessment," said Taylor. "I can already tell you. Brute: 10, Blaster: 8, Mover: 6. Despite advanced sensors and computational abilities, I am reluctant to assign a Thinker rating as those tend to be more subjective. Likewise, Tinker rating due to access to an advanced alien technological base is not very accurate."

"Like... alien weapons systems?" asked the Chief Director.

"I've already had weapons systems developed that are much more precise and applicable for use here on Earth," said Taylor, rolling her eyes. "Likewise the FTL systems are interesting but I am researching much more reliable systems."

Dead silence, even the Chief Director and Dragon both staring at the screen.

"Faster-than-light?" asked Dragon.

"Well, nothing with mass can actually go faster-than-light in normal space," admitted Taylor. "There are ways around that. I can't go into too much in the way of details after all. It's all very classified. Which is frustrating, honestly."

"There are ways around the light speed limit," said Chief Director Rebecca Costa-Brown in a very dry voice.

"We're humans," said Taylor with a shrug. "If the universe says we can't do something, we try to find a way to cheat. We can't go above a certain speed? We build engines that can do that for us. We can't fly? We use differences in air pressure and momentum to provide lift. If the bulk of the population accepts something is impossible, there's going to be someone who takes it as a challenge."

"That's you?" asked Director Piggot.

"I will admit to a certain degree of that attitude," admitted Taylor Hebert.

"So the military has shipgirls?" asked Armsmaster, sounding as if he was trying out this idea and was having a logic problem.

"Classified," said Taylor, who paused. "I think. It's tricky. Some of the NDAs are kind of strange."

"And these rumors of suspected parahumans among the Dockworkers, like the dragon-girl?" asked the Chief Director.

"The only parahumans I've been associated with for several years now are currently in this conference call," pointed out Taylor. "Speaking of, how's that new halberd working out?"

"I prefer using my own Tinkertech but the materials and workmanship on that particular unit does make it tempting for some uses," admitted Armsmaster.

"Kind of what I expected," said Taylor.

"You built a halberd for him?" asked Kara, sticking her head briefly onscreen after having left it previously.

"Oh yeah, there are power blockers out there who can cause Tinkertech to fail. This isn't Tinkertech so it won't fail." Taylor shrugged slightly. "Considering how many parahumans seem to want a piece of Brockton Bay's success."

"We've noticed," drily commented Director Piggot, who was about to go on about how previously the various gangs had been attracted to a failing economy and overwhelmed authorities. Now it was less gangs and more individuals trying to grab some of that wealth for themselves. She subsided on a cautioning look from the Chief Director, who had heard it before and wasn't impressed.

"When you plan on going out as 'Doctor Curlyhair' - I take it that Kara will accompany you?" asked Armsmaster.

"That's the plan," agreed Taylor.

"Ah. You're building a team," said Armsmaster with a nod. "Literally, in your case."

"You are?" asked Kara, popping back into camera view again.

"We would like to have these not-parahumans including any shipgirls NOT in the military and classified come in for at least baseline power testing," said Director Piggot. "After all, we wouldn't want to ask someone who is Thinker-rated to assist in a house fire."

"Reasonable," admitted Taylor after turning the idea over a few times. "We'll provide basic data on abilities prior to deployment when that point is reached."

"Any idea when that will be?" asked Director Piggot.

"Right now I'm working on something a good deal stronger than our current set of shields and protections," said Taylor. "There is a problem, with very potent Thinker abilities, that I believe the Chief Director is familiar with, that I am working on addressing."

Rebecca Costa-Brown went absolutely still for a moment. "If it's what I'm thinking of, you're entirely right to keep it under heavy operational security. Everyone here is forbidden from discussing it outside of this meeting."

"Well, now, isn't that just ominous as hell," muttered Director Piggot.

For a moment, Taylor Hebert dropped the smiling happy teenage girl image to look very serious and the super-genius was revealed. "There are plans in play."

* Taylor *

She listened as the Celestial Forge rolled something up, though the teleconference she'd just exited occupied most of her attention.

A system of analysis tied to a manufacturing system. Handy. And it was all being added to her already existing auto-factory and her scanning equipment.

It seemed kind of redundant in some ways, but she'd take what she could get.

* Cauldron, four hours later *

"How can we trust a twelve year old girl to be able to take on HIM?" demanded Rebecca Costa-Brown three hours later.

"Thirteen," said Doctor Mother.

"What?" asked Chief Director Costa-Brown.

"She's thirteen," said Contessa. "Not twelve."

"Not relevant," protested Costa-Brown.

"She's also not alone," stated Contessa.

"Non-parahumans have no chance of being able to fight HIM," countered Costa-Brown.

"Incorrect," said Eidolon, speaking for the first time. "I've been visiting ForgeTech for some time."

"Yes, it's on your schedule for a once-per-month. And?" prompted Costa-Brown.

"And I've been seeing a therapist," said Eidolon, shrugging one shoulder. "Then again, there's this."

Rebecca Costa-Brown, the Chief Director of the Parahuman Response Team, who was also the Triumvirate hero Alexandria even if she wasn't in costume at present, had to admit that the rod that Eidolon produced was beautifully crafted. The spear it became even more so. Still, it was hardly relevant compared to Eidolon's powers. "Is that supposed to mean something?"

"Does that weapon have a name?" asked Contessa.

"Sever Lance," answered Eidolon. "Though it's a ranseur and not a lance."

* Warehouse *

Taylor let the mechanical arms manipulate the heated metal as she brought her hammer down to shape it.

Something all of the texts on making magical items had in common was that there were various grades of enchantment. Common grade were the least powerful of such things, and one clone of hers could make one in an afternoon's work. Uncommon was the next grade up, Rare followed that, and Very Rare followed that in its turn. Legendary level was above even that.

To make a Legendary grade item required more than time, more than rare and precious materials, more than effort even if you allowed for her use of the cosmic dwarven forge that used a captive star for power. It required a Purpose.

Or it required time for the enchantments to grow stronger as the item in question developed its own legend.

This particular item did not have the time to grow into its power. It was something that would need to be used sooner rather than later. Hopefully not too soon.

If she wasn't working on it, one of her clones was doing so. Working metal, engraving runes, weaving enchantments.

The Sever Lance and the Vigil Lance, which were actually varieties of spears and had different purposes and levels of quality. Proof of concept and things that might come in handy in the conflict to come.

The knives she'd traded to the saurials would be considered Uncommon in her opinion. Minor abilities and elemental affinities.

That said, she was inclined to make three Legendary level items for that battle. Mostly she'd be looking at using Necron tech as it had sufficient oomph and included dimensional effects. Magic wasn't the main thrust of her studies, but it was a resource she couldn't ignore.

"Just concluded another deal with the saurials," said one of her clones over the intercom. "Got an actual spellbook."

Yet another clone asked a question over the same system. "What did we trade them for that?"

"Remember the self-heating magic kettle we made last month? That, two bolts of the duraweave fabric in forest green, and an assortment of alcoholic beverages Dad picked out for trading purposes."

Taylor nodded. The subject of what kind of trade might be acceptable had come up with a number of items, that had been one of her father's ideas.

"So, what kind of spells? More of that Jack Vance 'fire-and-forget' spells?" asked a Taylor-clone over the intercom.

"Yes. Basically first through third levels. Still researching."

* October 1, 2008 *

Nikos Vasil nodded to his driver and his two chosen bodyguards left the car with him. He would simply sit at a table until after the three young women took a seat, and the three of them would leave as a party of six.

Once the new recruits were suitably under his full influence, he could get details of the child and her minders. Just in case.

What could possibly go wrong?

4.23.1-AGE System (600CP)(Gundam - Advanced Generation)(Vehicles):
This is a 3-part package deal, so you're getting more bang for your buck. First is the AGE Device, which is a massive data-storage unit that contains the Asuno's research data (though for you it starts only with what Flit managed to create and gather before the series start) and the blueprints for the Gundam's armor. It also acts as a key-none of the other parts of this system will operate without it. Next is the AGE Builder, which is an extremely fast 3-D printer(able to make a Mobile Suit rifle in seconds) and continuously collects data from the AGE Device and AGE System. The AGE System is a data collection program that can be installed onto a Mobile Suit and acts as a unique OS. It will collect data and evolve along with its pilot, researching 'solutions' to problems, coming in the form of the Wear Parts, arm and legs designed to improve and counter situations. The Wear Parts are flown to the AGE Gundams in battle using the AMEMBO (one of which is included with this purchase) and swapped mid-battle, though with a different design you could remove the AMEMBO from the equation entirely. This is a highly advanced system, one that can collect, analyze, improve, build and conquer many situations. A Mobile Suit equipped with the AGE System will have a bright letter on its front, defaulting to a blue 'A'-as a bonus, you may change the coloring and the letter to whatever you wish at any time.
FREE Not Its Intended Purpose: But at some point does it really matter what it says on the box? You're in a war, use what you got! In this case, you're pretty damn good at improvising things. Mostly for fighting with things not meant for fighting things, like drills, shovels, pickaxes and hammers- like your good friend from the construction site Desperado! It's still not as effective as an actual weapon, but really who expects someone to shove a shovel through their cockpit?
 
Hmmmm… curious what she's making, but given it's Necron tech it could be anything from a mindshredder field to a sword that crystallizes reality. Probably will be a staff/war scythe tho, given the aesthetic
 
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