* April 17, 2008 *
"How did they sneak up on an entire hospital?"
"Using two vehicles. One is a battered old tour bus, blacked windows all around, and concealing the more inhuman-looking members in there. The other vehicle was a medical transport van they hijacked from a nursing home parking lot."
"Three. We've identified a white passenger van that slipped through security immediately after those two."
"Run footage of all of them through identifier software. We need to know exactly who we're dealing with."
"Someone's flying up from the hospital!" (BOOM!) "Someone's falling out of the sky!"
"Look, it's a Shatterbird, it's a corpse, it's a spatter in the parking lot!"
"Hah, freaking hah, Dulaney. Though I admit seeing one of the Nine get incinerated to the point that she left a smoke trail does warm something in my heart."
"Really warmed her heart too."
"Oh, that really pissed off Burnscar, she's heading for the Space Marine that sniped her buddy."
* Small picnic area Parking Lot D *
Ed had come to Brockton Bay out of curiosity and hoping to see some of the weapons that ForgeTech apparently had available. He had, in point of fact, gotten a ticket for the tour tomorrow. Now that probably wouldn't happen.
Pity, he had been looking forward to it.
Now, here he was, in one of the little tabled areas where he had some cover from the damn supervillains. Oh, was that Shatterbird falling to splat onto the pavement? Looked like it. Well, day was looking up a bit.
Then he noticed the two girls moving through the parking lot, settling into positions nearby, and raised an eyebrow at not only what they were wearing but what they had with them.
One, wearing what looked like a sort-of steampunk costume, was wielding a pistol. A Heckler & Koch HK45 if he wasn't mistaken. Brass plating? Looked like it. Very nice.
The other was even more intriguing. A VSK-94? Maybe. He'd have to examine the rifle closer if given a chance.
"This is HK45. Civilian found, no injuries, am providing cover."
Ed noticed the bracer the pistol-packer was speaking into. He was also close enough to hear a reply.
"Understood," said a British accented voice. "Sister of Silence and Sister of Battle en route to your location. ETA: Three. Hold your bracer up, I need to scan the civilian."
Ed wasn't too surprised at that, as he WAS hanging around a crime scene.
The British voice spoke again. "He's clear. Gunsmith from Colorado on schedule for the civilian tour tomorrow."
Ed was considering what to say when a hole in the air opened up and three figures walked through. All three looked as if they'd stepped out of some Warhammer 40K book cover.
What really struck him was the Big Farking Gun. With pulsing green light along the sides of it. Being carried by someone wearing what he thought might be Custodes armor, though it was a little short for a true Space Marine from what he knew of the lore.
On the one hand, he was in a very dangerous situation with the Slaughterhouse Nine over there. Well, eight considering there was a smoldering pile of Shatterbird over there.
And there went Burnscar to teleport in a burst of fire to where the sniper had shot down her fellow and-
Burnscar fell out of the sky as her flames went out, and was grabbed by the neck by another Space Marine, who then slammed her into the ground hard enough that she probably wouldn't be getting up for a long time if ever.
Okay, well, the Slaughterhouse Seven were still in there. And they had no way to deal with the Siberian or Bonesaw.
The bracer/communicator beeped. "Siberian dealt with. Four was checking the van when the Siberian popped up. Serious damage to his armor, heading back to base but he destroyed the van and occupant and the Siberian vanished."
"Roger."
Okay, the Slaughterhouse Six. You know, he was going to be able to go into any bar in Colorado and get free drinks at this rate.
Oh, that HAD to be Crawler. Now roaring some sort of challenge, hard to understand because his mouth wasn't very human-like at the moment.
Caught in a crossfire between three places that he could see. Wow. He wondered if anyone would mind if he got pictures of those guns in operation?
* Astartes One *
There had been a moment of considering where the civilian was staring with such rapturous intent. That had dropped when the onboard computer had determined through a quick analysis of his eye-focus that the male gaze was ogling the weapons, not the girls wielding them. Despite the usually skimpy outfits the T-Dolls or the Nier gynoids tended to wear.
Ogling the guns was an American thing, but more tolerable. He knew a few Aussies who'd do the same thing.
Come to think of it, it was also sort of a thing about military sorts such as himself.
Ah, this 'Crawler' fellow sounded as if he was enjoying tanking some shots. Time to switch to the "specialty" ammo.
* Jackie *
The way things were going was not to his/her liking. Not at all.
"BURNSCAR! Don't -"
Damnit. Now he was down two. Burnscar just teleported in a burst of fire to that sniper nest and dropped out of the sky like she was... in range of Hatchet Face. "Shit. They've got a Null Trump over there."
Jackie picked up the intercom for the hospital's overhead system. "Naughty naughty. We're going to start killing some of the hostages now, since the little girl is still not here and you decided to start shooting us. Mannequin?"
* Nearby *
A chess piece moved into position.
"Neither of us are concentrating on this game," commented Professor X.
"Ah. He had a lot of plastic and non-ferrous materials in his construction, but Mannequin wasn't handling the stress very well. I'm afraid he came completely apart," said Magneto as he moved a piece in reply.
"And poor Bonesaw," said Professor X, shaking his head. "All those mental manipulations by Mister Slash, like a game of Jenga on a shaky table."
"I take it that it is all getting a bit shakier?" asked Magneto.
"Oh, I do believe the pile is swaying around just waiting for someone to bump the table," commented Professor X.
"Hmmm, those T-Dolls are interesting," said Magneto as one came nearby and settled down behind a hedge to get her weapons out.
"Should we tell her we don't actually require a guard?" asked Professor X.
"No, no," gently chided Magneto. "For all she was born artificially, she has good intentions and some degree of pride. Let her think she's performing a hero's duties."
"I suppose," said Professor X. "Do you recognize the weapon she is, or wields. I'm unsure what terms to use."
"Beretta BM 59," said the girl nearby. "I can hear you, you know."
"My apologies, dear lady," said Magneto smoothly and inclining his head. "Neither of us meant any slight against you or your kind."
"None taken," said BM 59. "I was literally born yesterday after all."
"Interesting," said Professor X. "Apparently when you hit him with that satellite, Mister Slash's brain wasn't entirely intact when it was salvaged."
"It doesn't appear to have made him any saner," noted Magneto.
"Honestly, he's worse. Because there's still a lot of Tiffani Bangs in there and the two do not get along at all," said Professor X.
"Did you say the original person's name was 'Tiffani Bangs'?" asked Magneto, sounding mildly scandalized.
"Yes, and her profession was exactly what you think it was," said Professor X. "Not that anything's wrong with it, of course."
"Of course, third or fourth oldest profession after all," said Magneto. "After hunter, gatherer, and leader."
BM 59 twitched as if she wanted to say something.
Professor X sat up straight quite abruptly. "She noticed."
"Which 'she'?" asked Magneto.
"Bonesaw. She realized that she hadn't loaded the sprayers with her bacterial cocktail. Hang on, I'm just letting a bit of doubt into her mindscape. That it was a rush job and she'd hesitated to unleash something so mundane when she could do so much better with a bit of work." Professor X concentrated a moment. "There we go, she's calmed down and is working on... well, that's better."
"She's working on some new viral or bacteriological horror?" asked Magneto. "Hardly comforting."
"Came up with the Pax Virus, neurological virus that the body would flush after 24 hours, causing those affected to want nothing more than to find some quiet spot and take a nap. It's now a getaway plan and not an assault on anyone. Still dangerous, but a lot less than the Zombie Apocalypse that was Plan A." Professor X nodded to himself.
There was the sound of a chainsword and a brief scream.
"I believe that was Hatchetface," said Magneto. "Check."
"I believe you were right," said Professor X, considering the board and making his move.
* Taylor *
A portal opened on the roof and disgorged two Sisters of Battle, 2A, and a small horde of spider-bots the size of a kitten. This was followed a moment later by a tall twelve year old.
"And so Doctor Curlyhair, girl genius, stepped into the darkness-"
"It's 1300 hours and sunny," noted 2A.
"-of the installation claimed by the treacherous supervillains in her first battle against evil!"
"It's Brockton Bay General and they only control the first floor."
"You're really spoiling the fun here, 2A."
"My apologies, Doctor, but it would be best to resolve this quickly."
"I know, but this IS a battle against recognized supervillains, and it's my first time."
"And it will be your last time, child," said Hatchetface as he stepped out of the stairwell.
A2's chainsword went through his Brute-rated form without much more resistance than it would a frozen steer, which was to say - very little at all.
"Spider-bots," said Doctor Curlyhair, planting her feet apart and sweeping her arm out towards the stairwell. "You have your targets. Seek & Destroy."
With a whirring noise of servos, the eighteen spider-bots zipped off.
"It's still my first actual battle, I need a catchphrase or something," said Doctor Curlyhair grumpily.
"A battle indicates there is a chance for the other side to win," stated A2. "This is not a battle. It is pest control."
"Interesting. I just got another Perk. This will be interesting," said Doctor Curlyhair, switching her Omnitool to Freeze Ray.
"Really? What is it this time?" asked A2.
"Another spaceship. No weapons or warp systems left, but there are blueprints," said Doctor Curlyhair.
"Intriguing," agreed A2. Anything that increased humanity's chance of survival was worth the effort in her opinion.
* Elsewhere *
"You're kidding," said President Hayes.
"No sir," said General Calhoun.
"Doctor Hebert wants a wrecked battleship, to turn into a SPACE battleship," said President Hayes. If it had been anyone other than Doctor Hebert and after the amount of time he'd seen inventions crossing his desk? He'd be recommending mandatory vacations and psychological evaluations.
"Yes sir, that does about sum it up," admitted General Calhoun.
"Why?" asked President Calhoun.
"Contingency plan, sir. That's what she says. Message was that it was better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it."
President Hayes considered that for a silent few moments. "Hard to argue that point."
"No sir. Further points out that it would have a number of sensors and equipment for scouting out sites for further investigation."
"Well, we can't give her a battleship, even one destined to become a reef," said President Hayes. "How about a counter offer? She fixes and upgrades the heck out of it and we set up some labs that we can staff so we get all that nice data for her to look at."
"We'll pass that along." General Calhoun saluted and prepared to leave.
"General?" asked the President. "Can we actually do this? The whole explore the solar system and our galaxy like something out of Star Trek?"
"Before I'd met Doctor Curlyhair, I'd say we had twenty years before the extinction of the human race," said General Calhoun. "Now? After the room temperature superconductors, force field generators, teleport gates, photon cannons, portable fusion reactors? Now?"
An aide burst into the room. "Pardon sirs. The Slaughterhouse Nine are in Brockton Bay demanding Doctor Curlyhair be turned over to them. Excuse me. The Slaughterhouse Eight. Pardon. The Slaughterhouse Seven. Six. We have unconfirmed reports that they're down to Five. Make that Four."
General Calhoun grinned. "Now? I'd say we have a damn good chance."
"Would you believe the Slaughterhouse Three?"
* Jackie *
"Poppet? Bonesaw? Crawler? Mannequin?"
Jack, currently Jackie, Slash was having a bit of a moment.
His prized intuition was giving him danger signals and a strong desire to raid one of the narcotics cabinets.
He hadn't felt himself since that little accident in Colorado.
It wasn't just that his body had been swapped out for a newer model that was decidedly more feminine. His intuition had been giving mixed results when it had been 100% right prior to his little misadventure. It was a lot of things.
For example, when he first got up in the mornings and he'd found that he was groggily going through the motions prior to a good cup of coffee. He'd never cared for or needed coffee or other morning stimulants prior to his death and rebirth. Now he found he was sitting at the table, having gotten dressed and having done his makeup, and only THEN after having the coffee had he been fully awake.
He was a guy, for all that the plumbing said otherwise. He was still Jack Slash. He was not... whoever had this body before Bonesaw had recovered it from a morgue.
Tiffani Bangs. No, that was a stage name. Edith Barnett. That was right, she was... NO!
"I could come back if you're having an aneurysm or something."
Jack reacted quickly, drawing a blade and extending his power.
(PING!)
The Space Marine armor lowered its gaze to look at him, apparently unimpressed with his knife skills.
Jackie Slash knew this was going to hurt. "You wouldn't hit a girl, would you?"
It turned out, the Space Marine in question didn't hit a girl. Shooting her was apparently another thing altogether.
* Boston *
Accord turned his gaze from contemplation of the jacket and bracelet contained within a display, knowing his Ambassadors would not intrude on this time without due cause.
"The Slaughterhouse Nine have been dealt with. Two members captured, the rest killed."
Accord inclined his head slightly, as this was perfectly within his predicted outcomes.
"Bonesaw and Burnscar were captured," continued Citrine.
Accord nodded and went back to contemplating the subtle perfections of the objects in the display as Citrine quietly left the room. One roving band of chaos had been dealt with, and that pleased him on a basic level.
He would have to consider whatever new developments came out of Brockton Bay and alter his plans accordingly. That, however, was less a chore than a pleasure since some of the new tech - such as the environmental cleanup devices currently scouring pollution out of that bay of theirs - actually made things easier and less prone to breakdown.
Removing such unpleasant chaos was always a plus in his ledger.
* Cauldron *
"Huh, so that's a thing," said Contessa, pausing in what had been a long luxurious shower. "Good enough then."
She was pragmatic after all, anything that increased their odds of success even a tenth of percent was to be accepted.
* April 18, 2008 *
* PRT HQ *
"There's a new Master type parahuman in my city?!" asked Director Piggot.
"Yes," answered Armsmaster. "The Nine were here for Doctor Hebert, but they were also scouting this other for possible membership."
"What do we know about this new Master?" asked Director Piggot. Master-types could be anything from animating plushies to talking to dogs to the sort of monster that was Heartbreaker.
"They're a Gessellschaft cape," continued Armsmaster.
"So they're a Nazi?" interrupted Emily Piggot.
"Yes, in fact her name is Grammar Nazi," said Armsmaster.
Director Piggot stared at Armsmaster for a few moments. "You're joking."
"Sadly, no," said Armsmaster, tapping his tablet to bring up a display.
"She's wearing an SS uniform," said Director Piggot, feeling as if this was darn near the last straw and she was going home early today if anything else happened. "Is that a riding crop?"
"Yes," said Armsmaster.
"Go ahead and put the ident out for the troopers to be aware of her presence," said Director Piggot. "Any further details about the Slaughterhouse?"
"We have Bonesaw in custody," stated Armsmaster. "She started out making demands, and was trying to negotiate her way out of things when she saw one of the therapy dogs, called it 'muffles' and started having a breakdown. She's currently in a biohazard containment cell talking to a therapist."
"And the rest?" asked Director Piggot.
Armsmaster actually smiled at that. "Burnscar woke up, but was too injured to try and escape, currently only semi-conscious and it will take a few months for injuries to heal. Other than Bonesaw the Slaughterhouse are no longer a problem for anyone but the morgue."
"Oh?"
"When a US Marine says they will not hesitate to shoot, the intelligent move would be to take those words at face value," said Armsmaster.
"If more parahumans stuck to the 'intelligent move' my job would be so much easier," said Director Piggot.
There really was no argument to that, was there?
* April 19, 2008 *
The inaugural voyage was something to see and do.
Of course she could build a better one herself. Faster, stronger, more durable, with all sorts of additions.
She got to ring the bell though, so being among the crowd of people on the new ferry as it made its maiden voyage did count for something.
In the meantime she was using shadow clones and skills like Retro-Engineer to get everything she could out of that ship.
A roll came up, and Taylor considered the choice it gave carefully. The dangers of people like Heartbreaker had been duly noted, and the possibility of his visiting had been brought up while she was out of the room. Not that that mattered when you were quite capable of making tiny eavesdropping devices and having an Ancilla that could multitask and alert you of potential dangers.
Yeah, having an anti-Master power sounded really good. Just in case.
13.41.1-Derelict Ship (600CP)(DCEU)(Technology Database):
An additional ship from Krypton that arrived alongside the one that brought Superman to Earth. This ship has long since been abandoned, perhaps never even having a living pilot, and the systems relating to weaponry and movement have long since been irrevocably destroyed. However, it seems the ship was a science vessel and it retains an in depth database on almost all Kryptonian technology that existed. Weaponry, ships, armour, genetics and more are within the databanks here, governed by a friendly Artificial Intelligence that will assist you in learning all that is stored here.
17.34.1-Mega Attributes: Intelligence (500CP)(Trinity: Aberration)(Intelligence):
Outperform even the most advanced supercomputer clusters. You receive one of the following Enhancements for free: Taint resistance: Your grey matter is extremely durable. Any form of insanity you had before eruption is healed, and neural dysfunction as a result of Node growth will be greatly reduced. Your brain will also be far better at self-repair and working around injuries or drugs that impair mental functions. Analyze Weakness: Nothing is perfect, and you can easily identify flaws in what you can observe. This requires at least a basic understanding of the mechanics behind something, but you are otherwise not limited in what this Enhancement can apply to. Anything from structures to complex systems to bureaucratic procedures. Mental Prodigy: You naturally grok a particular field of study. Learning new skills, making advancements and intuitive leaps within this area comes easily to you. Your chosen field might be anything from a specific scientific field like engineering or medicine, finance, forensic science or military tactics.
Chosen: Taint Resistance.
Crunches:
[Alchemy (House of the Witch) + Chakra (Shadow Clones) + Enchanting (Dwarven Forge) + Marvel Magic (Chakra Books) + Library (Library of Sorrow) + Spell Cards (Bibiophile's Discerning Eyes)]
The Library of Forever. A magical library that expands to cover any new magic systems and magical knowledge that you gather or develop. Contains several tables, chairs, reading nooks, engraved summoning circles and other appropriate safety gear for your experimentation.
[Most Common Superpower (Removed From Context) + For The Camera (Chakra Books) + Cute Girls (Bibliophile's Discerning Eyes) + Savior's Presence (Comic Book Science)]
Charismatic Hero: You can look somewhat good looking if making an effort to blend in, but without that effort you are ridiculously attractive. You could land in a pig stye and be covered in terrible substance but still come out as extremely attractive.