Welp
[EDIT] these dice hate me. A 1? A 1? I have never got a 1 on any d20 EVER!
For some reason it's not doing the tab thing, and just taking me to a separate page with the reply box. May have to sit out dice rolls.On your posts in the bottom right corner is a "more options" tab. Open it, click "Roll Dice" and input what you want the dice roller tab to say and how many faces each dice has on it.
No, that spread is funnier, much funnier.
For some reason it's not doing the tab thing, and just taking me to a separate page with the reply box. May have to sit out dice rolls.
Oh Myyyy~And, unless you suddenly have a tank you need to penetrate—you don't need to see them that cold.
You mean "YES!""Don't you want to know my measurements?" she cooed.
"NO!" you bark out.
You'll be a lucky, lucky man?
Don't mind if we do!"Boss?" Riley ducked around the corner with her multicam thigh-highs settled just so.
Okay, two more microskirted asses.
'Really, really nice?' We should check. For Science. And mission prep.You momentarily wonder what it would be like to cuddle her, but that thought's instantly pushed to the back of your mind where it'll hopefully be forgotten in the bureaucratic chaos like the Ark of the Covenant.
'Really, really nice?' We should check. For Science. And mission prep.
Hey, if we're under interrogation, and we spill Marie's measurements, that's a positive case of it being a security feature!You do remember what got stored next to the Ark that the Communists dragged out of there, right?
Do we really want to put Marie's measurements or the feeling of cuddles right next to not-soviet ballistic missile launch codes? Because if we land in the shitter, someone will ask about one and we will spill the other one.
Implying Marie's measurements come in a form that's comprehensible to mortal minds.Hey, if we're under interrogation, and we spill Marie's measurements, that's a positive case of it being a security feature!![]()
Implying Marie's measurements come in a form that's comprehensible to mortal minds.
Hey, if we're under interrogation, and we spill Marie's measurements, that's a positive case of it being a security feature!![]()
Think about this, every shirt she wears is slightly too small for her, no matter how big or small it is on anyone else.So wait, we'd spill her measurements in hexadecimil or something like that?
OK, you win.How bad can it get?
Edit: Right; that's pretty bad.
Edit 2: FFS it even adds up to unlucky 13!