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Looking for three 1s, can we get three 1s in here anyone?

Do you want our transmission to drop out, all our phones to die, and the girls to decide that sharing is a really good idea at the same time as the car goes into the woods and nobody goes looking for us for a week?

Yeah, I don't want this to happen. So NO TRIPLE ONES.
 
On your posts in the bottom right corner is a "more options" tab. Open it, click "Roll Dice" and input what you want the dice roller tab to say and how many faces each dice has on it.
For some reason it's not doing the tab thing, and just taking me to a separate page with the reply box. May have to sit out dice rolls.
 
Let's see what I win!

EDIT: a "not knowing what the 'for' field in the dieroller actually meant" award, apparently.
The Sandman threw 3 20-faced dice. Reason: 3 Total: 33
9 9 9 9 15 15
The Sandman threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: shits and giggles Total: 12
12 12
 
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...Fuck it.

Edit: Welp, it's not the worst! Sir Gaea kinda fucked us tho so...
kokuenDG threw 3 20-faced dice. Reason: 3 Total: 28
17 17 9 9 2 2
 
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And, unless you suddenly have a tank you need to penetrate—you don't need to see them that cold.
Oh Myyyy~
"Don't you want to know my measurements?" she cooed.

"NO!" you bark out.
You mean "YES!"
If you have to look at one more microskirted ass—
You'll be a lucky, lucky man?
"Boss?" Riley ducked around the corner with her multicam thigh-highs settled just so.

Okay, two more microskirted asses.
Don't mind if we do!
You momentarily wonder what it would be like to cuddle her, but that thought's instantly pushed to the back of your mind where it'll hopefully be forgotten in the bureaucratic chaos like the Ark of the Covenant.
'Really, really nice?' We should check. For Science. And mission prep.
 
'Really, really nice?' We should check. For Science. And mission prep.

You do remember what got stored next to the Ark that the Communists dragged out of there, right?

Do we really want to put Marie's measurements or the feeling of cuddles right next to not-soviet ballistic missile launch codes? Because if we land in the shitter, someone will ask about one and we will spill the other one.
 
You do remember what got stored next to the Ark that the Communists dragged out of there, right?

Do we really want to put Marie's measurements or the feeling of cuddles right next to not-soviet ballistic missile launch codes? Because if we land in the shitter, someone will ask about one and we will spill the other one.
Hey, if we're under interrogation, and we spill Marie's measurements, that's a positive case of it being a security feature! :)
Strypgia threw 3 20-faced dice. Reason: Shenanigans! Total: 23
3 3 3 3 17 17
 
Implying Marie's measurements come in a form that's comprehensible to mortal minds.

So wait, we'd spill her measurements in hexadecimil or something like that?
Hey, if we're under interrogation, and we spill Marie's measurements, that's a positive case of it being a security feature! :)

I was more concerned about getting grilled by a court-martial by someone who really hates us and we accidentally dump our spaghetti on the floor except instead of an italian-flavored guilt trip we accidentally give away how to make the Russian nuclear arsenal do an Israeli Death Blossom...
 
How bad can it get? :V

Edit: Right; that's pretty bad.

Edit 2: FFS it even adds up to unlucky 13!
Nicholas threw 3 20-faced dice. Reason: I regret nothing! Total: 13
1 1 11 11 1 1
 
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