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[X] Renovate water system.

[X] Stop for food on your clothes shopping trip with Riley and Shelby.

[x] Order the girls to do all reports in uniform
 
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[X] Renovate water system. Give the girls hot showers and let Riley and Annabelle swim in a pool that won't freeze their tits off.

You can improve poor bunks with blankets and foam pads, but you can't magic up hot water, baths, and a good pool as easily. So let's work on that part first, then the bunks second.

wat do with girls?
[X] Stop for food on your clothes shopping trip with Riley and Shelby.

For now, let's keep them out of the public eye en masse, as that much cute supersoldier femininity in a group will be impossible to hide, and the odds of shenanigans go way up.

Wat do with decorum?
[X] No. Your girls will do their AARs in glistening wet swimsuits. This is normal now.

Don't mess with their clothes for now. The girls' morale is fragile, and looking good makes them feel good. They want to be seen and noticed as attractive, so let them dress as they prefer for reporting. Also, whatever uniforms they report in, they're probably wearing in from the field, and will help them feel like both soldiers and useful, skilled people. So let's let them decide how they want to report.
 
[X] Renovate the sleeping quarters. The girls could use some proper beds, nice warm covers, and general niceties to make them feel at home.

[X]Stop for food on your clothes shopping trip with Riley and Shelby.

[X] The swimsuits are, technically, in uniform. Next time, though, specify that the girls should shower, have a nap, and put on a clean duty uniform for reports.
 
[X] Renovate water system.

[X]Stop for food on your clothes shopping trip with Riley and Shelby.

[X] The swimsuits are, technically, in uniform. Next time, though, specify that the girls should shower, have a nap, and put on a clean duty uniform for reports.
 
[X] Renovate the sleeping quarters. The girls could use some proper beds, nice warm covers, and general niceties to make them feel at home.

[X]Stop for food on your clothes shopping trip with Riley and Shelby.

[X] The swimsuits are, technically, in uniform. Next time, though, specify that the girls should shower, have a nap, and put on a clean duty uniform for reports.
 
I see not many people want to tack on an AUTHORITY moment so our next batch of spy drone operators does their job and doesn't sit around oggling the girls.

I'm fairly certain we'd hear the angry SAC noises from whereverthehell we're based out of even though the actual yelling is in Boulder.
 
wat do with money?
[X] Renovate water system. Give the girls hot showers and let Riley and Annabelle swim in a pool that won't freeze their tits off.

wat do with girls?
[X] Stop for food on your clothes shopping trip with Riley and Shelby.

Wat do with decorum?
[X] No. Your girls will do their AARs in glistening wet swimsuits. This is normal now.
 
[X] Renovate water system. Give the girls hot showers and let Riley and Annabelle swim in a pool that won't freeze their tits off.
As a human being I have gone without a bed for a few nights several times and not been much worse for wear, but god for-fucking-bid more than a week without warm water. A hot shower at the end of a long day is far better than a springy bed.

[X] You know what? Bring everyone shopping. Lord knows how hard it'll be to find clothes that fit them without them there to try them on.
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At least this way you can sort of corral them and prevent them from getting into TOO bad a situation... I hope...

[X] Order the girls to do all reports in uniform
Must. Preserve. Normalcy. It is a rare resource that we must dispense sparingly.

DON'T LET THE FIELD OF LOVE AFFECT THINE MINDS!
 
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wat do with money?
[X] Renovate water system. Give the girls hot showers and let Riley and Annabelle swim in a pool that won't freeze their tits off.

wat do with girls?
[X] Stop for food on your clothes shopping trip with Riley and Shelby.

Wat do with decorum?
[X] No. Your girls will do their AARs in glistening wet swimsuits. This is normal now.

Good mission result, very glad no one is hurt.
 
wat do with money?
[X] Renovate water system. Give the girls hot showers and let Riley and Annabelle swim in a pool that won't freeze their tits off.

wat do with girls?
[X] You know what? Bring everyone shopping. Lord knows how hard it'll be to find clothes that fit them without them being there to try them on. Give the other girls a chance to preen.

Ryan: Why did I think that?

Wat do with decorum?
[X] No. Your girls will do their AARs in glistening wet swimsuits. This is normal now.

Ryan: ...*BSoD upon realizing his subconscious is betraying him.*
 
7734 said:
I see not many people want to tack on an AUTHORITY moment so our next batch of spy drone operators does their job and doesn't sit around oggling the girls.

I'm fairly certain we'd hear the angry SAC noises from whereverthehell we're based out of even though the actual yelling is in Boulder.
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They weren't trying to oogle the girls, it's just the waifu effect.
 
[X] Fix water system.
[X] Stop for food on your clothes shopping trip with Riley and Shelby.
[X] No. Your girls will do their AARs in whatever is most convenient for the mission. You'd be damned if you let it affect your logic!
 
theJMPer said:
They weren't trying to oogle the girls, it's just the waifu effect.
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That's not the point. The point is that we want them to either give us our own organic nerds (to serve as waifubait) or at least a couple of Stingers.

Why Stingers? Because one day, we're going to need to blow a hole in an IADS net, and the minute they think there are commandos in the area, they're going to send out Hinds and Very Angry Alfa Group members. Our girls can currently handle half that equation, which still results in mission failure.

Also, seeing the ghost of Curtis LeMay arise from the Boneyard to raise Cain is worth it in itself. Think of it as revenge for not having the joy of Blackbird-tier recon.
 
theJMPer said:
Stingers are really heavy though, who's gonna carry it?
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Normally that would be a grenadier item, but in any instance we'd probably need one we'd be running both units together to for a number of reasons.
Arcus2611 said:
Make them all wear cardboard boxes.
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Sure, and then we're going to give them all flashlights and expect them to fight off

-Nasty bioweapons.
-Nasty bioweapons with dakka and choppas
-tentacle thingies
-peverts
-drug addicts
-berserkers
-smurfs
-communist weeaboos
-nuns with flamethrowers
-cultists
-cyborgs who think Darth Vader is a pussy
-the French with badass in space
-the Caribean French with badass and BDSMwear
-Deculture's waifu
-All of the above at the same time.

If they get good, they get shovels and artillery too.
 
7734 said:
Normally that would be a grenadier item, but in any instance we'd probably need one we'd be running both units together to for a number of reasons.
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You're technically part of JSOC. You can always ask the air force for a few raptors or lightnings to fly topcover. Riley will even bake them cupcakes in thanks!
 
theJMPer said:
You're technically part of JSOC. You can always ask the air force for a few raptors or lightnings to fly topcover. Riley will even bake them cupcakes in thanks!
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There are times when it is best to not have ChairForce attention. Besides, whenever someone says "Lightning top cover" my mind immediately reads that as "one flight of Lightnings, two flights of Superbugs, and one flight of Vipers covering three Growlers plus a KC-130 in the back somewhere"

Seriously, though- if we ever need top cover, then its probably a job better suited for a company of MARSOC and or green beanies. Most of our power is a result of a high skill to troop numbers ratio plus having no logistics tail. By being small, we're hard to find, and if we are found can kill whatever found us. Top cover implies someone is going to beat the bushes for us, and in that situation we need to have either not gone in or have already de-assed the area.

Short version- we don't have the endurance (ie; enough food and bullets) as a unit to survive a situation we need top cover, but we can squeak by without it when most would need it as long as we have a backup plan other than praying to the Skywinder Gods.
 
[X] Renovate water system.

[X]Stop for food on your clothes shopping trip with Riley and Shelby.

[X] The swimsuits are, technically, in uniform. Next time, though, specify that the girls should shower, have a nap, and put on a clean duty uniform for reports.
 
[X] Renovate water system.

[X]Stop for food on your clothes shopping trip with Riley and Shelby.

[X] The swimsuits are, technically, in uniform. Next time, though, specify that the girls should shower, have a nap, and put on a clean duty uniform for reports.

Just caught up. This is glorious.
Also, I get just the sliiiiiiightest, faintest impression that OP really likes butts.
 
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[X] Renovate water system.

[X]Stop for food on your clothes shopping trip with Riley and Shelby.

[X] The swimsuits are, technically, in uniform. Next time, though, specify that the girls should shower, have a nap, and put on a clean duty uniform for reports.
 
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