=\\TACTICAL WAIFUS QUEST//=

For the sake of sadness, I shall roll.

It's gotta be better than my car accident yesterday, right?

EDIT: Astoundingly mediocre!
Aires Drake threw 3 20-faced dice. Reason: Please not car accident. Total: 34
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We are getting a lot of 1s. This can only end well for us, the readers. Ryan? Well... tough luck? I see that he is starting to weaken from the constant Waifu effect.
 
"Everyone's gotta have a specialty," you said. "Wheels up in ten, meet me by the truck."

"Okay!" Riley perked up, and darted back to her room for… something.

Why does this make me think Riley thinks we like her ass and or thighs.

Please Ignore my dice Throws.
LordAlpha54 threw 2 6-faced dice. Reason: 3 Total: 8
3 3 5 5
LordAlpha54 threw 1 6-faced dice. Reason: 100 Total: 5
5 5
 
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Super fun stuff!! Caught a couple mistakes:

Rogue (not the only time this happens)

they tough you in the army
They taught you

All to my bed


was Scimitar alright
Inconsistent capitalization - SCIMITAR, right?

Battle turtles

"Shelb" was the nickname used earlier in the chapter

Missed second h?

Too hot

Drone

Styles
 
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Oh, hello there, JMPer quest. Watched like a hawk with hawk's eyes. Yes, that makes sense-

So wait, we'd spill her measurements in hexadecimil or something like that?
Base-6.

Think about this, every shirt she wears is slightly too small for her, no matter how big or small it is on anyone else.
Ah, so she produces an Antigamagoori ("SMALLER THAN YOU") Field that affects her shirts.


Also: Riley is best girl.
The Bushranger threw 3 20-faced dice. Reason: 3 Total: 27
8 8 14 14 5 5
 
Riley can always pad her bra, you know. (Or you can order her to buy a pushup bra or something, your call, yo.)

Trust me when I say that makes its own problems. Pushups get old, fast- plus, Riley doesn't have the assets for most of them, which are built to make a high B a mid C or low D or get a low C to a mid D.

From all given description, Riley's a low-mid B, Marie is an... Fuck, I'm saying E or EE in real measurement, Shelby is a low to mid C, and Zoe is a high B to low C.

Yeah, I need to make less female costumes.
 
Marie's not actually that busty. She's just a lot bigger than anyone else, and the waifu-effect makes her chest always be prominent.
 
Marie's not actually that busty. She's just a lot bigger than anyone else, and the waifu-effect makes her chest always be prominent.

Well, the high end of developed normal across the Eurasian ethnic group is a high D or low D, and Marie is well over the average, which means that because fuck bellcurve probability due to SCIENCE! the girl's got at least an inch and a half on normal. That's an E, right there. Add in the fact her band size is going to be fairly big to pack in all the needed lungs/muscle/badass in there, its going to drive her actual comfortable size up some because most people lose some size in their sewing.

To be fair, though, I know a A LOT of busty women, so I understand all too well that bras get weird when the size goes up. Even if Marie's technically "only" a DD, she still might wear oversize bras to help get the assorted strap bits to behave and she can then swap the cups out.
 
This thread goes to weird places, man...

Thanks for playing Upton Sinclair, buddy. You popped open the door to the sausage factory, now don't be surprised by the sawdust and horseflies.

To kill the metaphor, though, you invited honest speculation and got a little more professional of a speculation than you expected. That's just the way the world works. If you want something really surreal, I could type out the steps for fitting and sewing a set of basic cammies so they'd be comfy and the girls would love them.
 
Well, the high end of developed normal across the Eurasian ethnic group is a high D or low D, and Marie is well over the average, which means that because fuck bellcurve probability due to SCIENCE! the girl's got at least an inch and a half on normal. That's an E, right there. Add in the fact her band size is going to be fairly big to pack in all the needed lungs/muscle/badass in there, its going to drive her actual comfortable size up some because most people lose some size in their sewing.

To be fair, though, I know a A LOT of busty women, so I understand all too well that bras get weird when the size goes up. Even if Marie's technically "only" a DD, she still might wear oversize bras to help get the assorted strap bits to behave and she can then swap the cups out.
That's just the average, too. My wife (@LilithPrime) is a 34K cup. :D
 
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