Wild Night
You looked at the destroyed Hotel Room and looked around to the Chaos of the situation you seemed to wake up in.
"Oh...god what did I do last night?" You said.
*Thump Thump*
"What the…" You said trying to get up out of bed. "What am I wearing?"
*Thump Thump* *Thump Thump* *Thump Thump* *Thump Thump* *Thump Thump*
"OH Can you SHUT THE-" You said.
A Bunny Girl was tied up chained to the wall covered in ribbons and torn up Wrestling Heel or Face Costume, you couldn't tell. " OH THANK GOD YOU'RE AWAKE! Get me out of this thing before she wakes up!"
"Uhh...That's my wife?" You said looking next to you to see Sarah seemingly utterly plastered as shit.
"You married that Force of Nature." She said.
"Oh dear god...what's your name?" You said.
"Rumi?" SHe said.
"What did we DO last night?" You said.
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About 13 to 15 hours earlier….
Sarah came strutting into the room with a light step as you finished your review of your investigation into your finances as she threw a burner phone at you.
"Yes…" You said holding it as she looked
"We're calling mom and I have three days off." She said.
"And this is important...Why?" You said not knowing why she was going off about.
"I am going to be getting information from her on a Quirk Augmenting drug called Trigger, and I'm gonna take a hit of it and go insane with it for a few hours."
"WHY!!" You said.
"Because AFO needs a Feild Test and Mom's too Lazy to do it herself." She said as you tried to look serious at her.
"Your mom, a dangerous murderer is lazy?" You said.
"Well, yeah and I'm needing to document the negative effects using a nifty little thing designed to monitor it." She said.
"Don't tell me you put it between your breasts and attached it there so it won't get loose?" You said.
"I also put it through a stress test to make sure it didn't break...so don't worry about it." She said opening the top of her suit and showing a small monitoring device on her chest.
"And how did you stress test it?" You said taking occational glances at Sarah's chest and the device.
"I asked All-Might to punch it with all his might, took him four tables and five different prototypes to make it work." She said.
You looked at her "You let All Might punch it?"
"Yes...he did it for lunch."
You can only facepalm too yourself "Jesus Chist..."
When was the last time you ever had a normal Vacation?
"Logan honey...no Blasphaming...only I can do that and get away with it." Sarah said.
"Ah man, you're making me the Paragon of the Kids. Why can't you." You said.
"Because I'm fundamentally messed up in the head, and your sane...but we are getting passed that now and Mom is gonna give me drugs and Hero SOciety is gonna get intel." She said with a slight bounce in her step.
"Sarah, your the only one who's happy about getting high on something? Why?" You said.
"Because's its FUN...and a break from all the monotony of my life as a Hero...some people take hobbies, I wanna commit, acts of Villainy." She said.
Wait what!
"WHAT?!?" You yell out in disbelief as your wife seems too have a look in her eyes that would be more fitting on a Maniac than a Pro Hero.
"I am my Mother's Daughter...as much as my Father say's I'm not." She said. "I'm finally going to embrace that now...before I go mad."
"Your sleeping on the couch naked in a gimp suit exhausted and incapable of moving...because I designed all of your equipment Logan...its got an off switch." The way she whispered in your ear was extremely erotic and teasing with energy.
"My my...where has this side of you been you naughty lady of my life." You said with a slight grin.
"Buried away under the Law and Society" She whispers, matching your own "Now come on, it'll be a simple Heist, no one gets Hurt."
"But aren't we visiting your mother first to get your drugs for you to get high?" You said changing the subject.
"There is a reason we are going on a heist." She said.
Oh...you have to help your mother in law with crime...seems to be a good deal.
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"THIS IS NOT A GOOD DEAL!!" You shouted as you carried the bag of cash into the Getaway car.
"We all have to make sacrifices honey!" Sarah said.
"But my reputation!! I worked so hard for it!!" You said.
"We'll claim shapeshifter clones mom made now don't be a pansy!" She said completely into the crimes she was committing.
"Yeah..and you call yourself the Bastard Spawn of some of the worse people on earth!" She said.
"YOU ATE SOMEONE IN FRONT OF A CHILD!!" You said.
"And I don't give a damn, I know what I'm about!! I'm like All Might I'm a Villain for the Hell of it." Anastasia said. "And who is taking all the heat for you and betraying All for One?"
"You are." You said.
"Oh Sarah you've trained this man well, he listens to sense." She said.
"Of course he listens. He knows what he's getting every night," Sarah said.
"The second this is over, you're sleeping on the couch for the next 3 nights!" You yelled, taking the wheel.
No, she'd just crash at one of her friends' house and leave you to deal with the kids...think of something better.
"No...You're gonna have to wear Anna and see what happens, I'm not gonna be her power's guinea pig." You said.
"Oh crap" Your crazy ass wife paled as her mother smirked from the other seat.
"Oh who's Anna, you don't call and tell me these things Sarah, tell me what's going on, a wayward apprentice." Anastasia teased.
"O-our daughter" She reluctantly admitted, hands dressed up against her face like an indian garb.
"Eh..." Anastasia said. "Stop the Car I want to hear this."
You rolled your eyes, "We are in the middle of a chase Ana."
"NOW YOU PUNY MORTAL!" She screamed.
You turned into an allyway to hide as Sarah looked both embarrassed and frightened at her mother's insistence to know about her life.
"Three?! I have THREE Granddaughters and you never told me about it?!"
Sarah then looked at you for support, but you could pinpoint the reason this actually happened.
"You didn't send her the Christmas Card didn't you?" You said.
"HOW IS THIS MY FAULT!!" She shouted.
"You sent one to your father." You said.
"ONLY TO DAD, and I'm Persona No Granta, I was lucky he got it at all, you want me to waste TWO months of my life to just get a ten minute phone call with my mother!! NO...I refuse to go through that." She shouted. "And aren't you the one to say don't let my mother know?"
"Don't pin this on me...MY Parents tried to kill us I had a good reason to give you that advice." You said.
You then pulled out a small homemade magazine to block out the noise.
Sarah looked at what you were reading. "Oh you went into my desk?"
"It was just sitting there...might as well." You said.
"Alright, that's on me, lets just go quiet and wait for the heat to die down." Sarah said.
You don't reply, too engrossed in the story as Sirens blare in the distance.
"This is why I don't go too what remains of the Lawson Family Gatherings, No matter what Hank say's we're to broken of a Family...now I have to deal with her family...this is why I cut ties." You whispered under your breath as you drove out of alleyway and hid somewhere more discreet.
It would hide them until things calm down...now you have to call All Might, and he'll be Mad!
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"You WHAT?!?!" He shouted.
"It was Sarah's Idea to get Trigger from the source, so we abused her connection to Organized Crime to get samples and study their effects on a Quirked individual...unfortunately, It required getting the hands dirty with my Mother in Law." You said.
"She enjoyed every second of it my Son in Law!" Anastasia said.
"And Sarah's been meaning to reconnect anyway." You said.
"What did you do?" You could hear the Symbol of peace facepalming on the other side of the phone.
"We had to steal Money to pay off Anastasia's Gambling Debts, No one Died and I'm not in the mood to go to Prison again." You said.
"AGAIN!" All Might said.
"Yeah the government threw me in the Stockade before my Trial." You said.
"We're also definitely gonna get back at them for that one day" Your Wife adds.
"No we aren't, we are Happy in Japan!! We Ignore them!!" You said.
All Might Sighed. " There better be a good reason for this?"
"We are attempting to give you Intelligence on a Crisis before it even begins All Might, with the intel, well, we can identify, adapt and overcome." You said. "Simple as that."
"Sigh... too think I was hoping for an early night." he said.
"All Might, once things calm down, and Anastasia leaves the country, We're going to experiment with it, and send the extra samples to you...also, we even have a decent alibi to say it wasn't really us." You said.
"Biomass Clone." All Might said.
"Yep." You said.
"Clearly using your Mother in law to take the heat isn't a bad thing, but we are going to have a talk when this is all over." He said.
"I'm sure we are, but its not going to go anywhere because the long term victory out weighs the short term loss." You said.
"Should I get Nighteye for this?" He asked.
"He already knows man...and you know it." You said.
"Eugh" You hear him groan, knowing this will be a long night
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Sarah looked at the Case of Trigger. "All this for troublesome needles..."
Anastasia looked. "Oh come, I've done my part and I'm taking my loot take yours and get on with it." SHe said taking the bags of cash from Logan.
"Well I did say I'd do it when your gone...but really did you piss off All For One for this?" Sarah asked.
"I did, why?" She said.
"Why do it? Sarah said.
"Because its Fun to remind that man that he's not an invincible Villain." She said.
"Hope something finally hammers it into him one day..."
"Well, we've done our part Mom...We'll try to send the christmas card to you." Sarah said. "Or we can send it to dad and we can just your know."
"I understand honey, its all about the location." She said.
"See you around," You tell her, before leaving.
"Oh, I will, Logan Lawson...Have fun getting her down from the high." She said.
"It can't be that bad..." You said. "I had a mountain dropped on me, what's the worst that my wife on a Narcotic can do."You said.
"You'll see, you'll see..."
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"You know you don't have to do this?" You said as Sarah looked at the case of drugs as she looked at it.
"We have the technology to monitor what happens...and we need to use it for it to work. And we have to." She said .
"Why does it have to be you? You don't have to do this?" You said.
"Of course I do, I'm not gonna just let a doctor use a potentially addictive narcotic, I'll do it because I'm Qualified, and I'm not exactly sure that it would work on you." She said not looking at you.
"Point taken...so you think we're going on Probation for this?" You said.
"Oh we are going to get benched for this, working with a Villain to get information on the wider cartel is frowned upon. We aren't undercover after all." She said.
"At least three months?" You said.
"If we're really lucky." She said.
It was going to be a shitshow, All-Might wasn't going to trust them for a bit, and that was a fair bit of an annoyance.
But nothing you could really do about that.
"So, what do you think will happen?" You said looking at the case of drugs. "I mean, besides the obvious high."
"I'm going to become an unstoppable force of nature and destruction and terrify people with my very presence. GO Absolutely ham and mad as my inner demons have an outlet to terrify the general population and whomever gets in the way...as well as whatever else I'm thinking of." She said matter of factly.
"So...you when you're grumpy?" You said.
"More or less. Wanna crash an underground fight ring later?" She said.
"While you're high as a kite?" You said.
"To keep me from hurting any civillians thats all." She said.
"Okay." You said.
She stuck the needle in her arm and pressed down…
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"OH WHAT AN UPSET BY TIGER BUNNY!!" The announcer said.
"Kid...you don't want to fight her...really." You said as you struggled to stand.
"I WENT SEVEN ROUNDS AND YOU WANT TO GO AGAIN!!" She shouted.
"Please kid...you don't want to FIGHT MY WIFE!! Its not gonna end well." You pleaded.
"Please whats the worse she can do?" Tiger Bunny said.
You sighed. "Don't say I didn't warn you?"
You wanted to look away from the battle but really by this point in the night you just wanted to just go to bed.
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"And thats what happened?" Rumi said as you took a drink of Coffee.
"Well...wait how did you know about the parts you wern't there for?" You said.
"She talks in her sleep?" Rumi said.
"Yep...that she does sometimes…" You said. "SO...interested in a Hero Internship this summer?"
Rumi looked at you. "Mr Azurwing, I'm honored but...really I'm gonna need a few weeks to consider it, I'm in Hiroshima and its quite a commute to where your agency is."
"Oh, take your time, I'm just giving a suggestion. Thats all." You said.
A mumble came from the bed as Sarah stirred awake. "Logan we have the data...never let me do this again. And Snacks...Logan. Snacks."
"You're going to get fat, if you keep eating breakfast pasteries." You said.
"SNACKS…" She said in a monotone voice as you grabbed a muffin and handed it to her.
Rumi was less then impressed. "What kind of Hero's are you?"
"The strange kind." You said.
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"Six months Probation." All Might said.
"We've been meaning to spend time together with the Kids anyway." You said.
"And Nighteye insisted on no more than Six because he wants you back in the field for dealing with something of a spike in crime he thinks is coming soon." He said.
"I'm disappointed in you for what you did?" He said.
"I'd give a shit All-Might, but considering every other day growing up I heard those words, they don't inspire the same sense of regret they should, blame my father for that." You said. "Besides, you have Trigger's medical effects on quirks?"
"It will aid the long term investigation, combined with Ms. Lawson's evidence of All for One's corruption, we'll have enough evidence to build a campaign of justice to his door... the question now is how much resources we'll put into it." He said.
You sighed. "Say it already Toshinori, I know you want to hear it?"
"What the hell, consorting with a criminal and a murderer? I thought you were above such things." He said.
"All- Might, I was a soldier before we met, I've killed my fair share of people who may or may not have deserved it, working with unpleasant people was part of the job. I lose sleep at night thinking that you guys gave me a way out of that hole, and into a deeper one." You said.
"No one said our job was easy?" He said. "But I expected better from you."
"And you expected better from Sarah? We've heard this shit before from a dozen different people Toshi, she needed to be evil for a moment, to remind herself she is good and evil. We can't all be like you." You said.
"I know...I make it all seem easy." He said. "But has a societal responsibility to be better than this. Then again, she'd fit right in with the Commission."
"You'd think she wants to work with those assholes, The Hero Public Safety Commission is a joke at best and a societal threat at worse, they represent everything wrong with today's world." You said.
"Careful Logan, they don't like people saying that, and you know why?" He said.
"I know their game, get the Omega List, kill me, thats what they want right?" You said.
"This action today has gotten their attention, just know that...fair warning." He said.
"Thanks, so between my family life, my resource and my devil may care attitude, I've pissed them off?" You said.
"Just know they want things willingly…" He said. "They consider it a professional matter, thought even I have trouble knowing the why of things with them."
"Thanks All Might...so if you have time, you wanna spend time with the kids?" You said.
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Reward: Logan and Sarah Lawson are on Probation for the drug fueled madness and consorting with Criminal elements…
HOWEVER, they do get some boons out of it.
ONE: Rumi Usagiyama is available for recruitment as an intern.
TWO: The Drug Trigger and its affects are now know to HERO Society.
THREE: With the Help of evidence gathered the Case against All For One can now become an OPEN INVESTIGATION.
AN: Enjoy and sorry for taking so long with the Interlude, next turn is gonna be all about Char SHeets and actions for you guys to run around with enjoy.