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Star Wars: A Padawans Tale: Episode II: A New Galaxy (A CK2/Adventure Quest)

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Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Oct 20, 2021 at 3:44 PM, finished with 27 posts and 14 votes.
  • [X]Plan The Galaxy is On Fire, News at Eleven
    -[X]Jedi, The Rising Order: You want to change the way the average person sees the Jedi. You need to show them that the Jedi are not… what they think they are. Cost 1000 Credits Roll Needed: 20 Reward: You start to battle for the Hearts and Minds of the Republic citizens.
    -[X]Fear and Loathing in the Jedi Order: The Young Padawans are… protesting in the streets. Why the hell are they Protesting the Republic… Besides the Obvious of Palpatines manipulations? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: You discover the hatred that the Padawans feel at their government.
    -[X]The Hero of the Republic: You have been proclaimed by everyone not a Palpatine Loyalist as a Hero of the Republic. This is going to be difficult. Cost 0 Credits Roll Needed: 10 Reward: Laron Null! HERO OF THE REPUBLIC… That sounds like something more Anakin's Style to be honest.
    -[X]The Army of Light: Why do these… Padawans want to go to war as an Army of Light. The last time that happened, it nearly destroyed the Jedi? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: You find out why there is a need to Be an Army of Light?
    -[X]The Grand Army of the Republic: You need to find out what exactly the next assignment is… Wait, why are you no longer on the Army roster? And why are the Jedi requesting… removal from command for the foreseeable future? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: Turns out, the Jedi are being very… careful… Okay why?
    -[X]A Little Change up: So… The other corporations want to wage war against you eh… Well, your going to show… Wait… is that a tank? Why is there is a tank outside? And why are they threatening to shell the Coruscant Office? Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: Two can play at this game. You have a lightsaber after all. And the 212th owes you a favor.
    -[X]Litigation: As much as you loath the Republic court system… you can win this shit, by trying to declare the Trade Federation and Czerka… as enemy corporations that lose all their rights, as traitors. Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 50% Reward: Time to shine the light on traitors.
    -[X]The Stock Market: Oh… The Company wishes you to participate in their investment meeting… You can't really refuse… not without looking bad. Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: You go to the Market.
    -[X]On the Republics… Accountancy?: The Jedi are doing an audit on all the accounts and expenses and well… Everything that is under the Jedi name to try and figure out why they were paying 50% in taxes. This is going to be fun.
    -[X]The Taxes of the Jedi: What the hell is the tax code? You get it, the Russianussan Reformation was a thousand years ago, but no one bothered to read it recently? Where is Master Aggruva when you need him!... Actually, that is a good point, where is he? Cost: 0 Roll needed: 30 Reward: You discover what happens when someone reads a tax code with honest intent.
    -[X]The Hundred Traitors: Who left the order to fight alongside a sith? Rolls needed: 30/50/70 Reward: The Traitors had names… they were your friends, teachers… Now they have let their pride and… beliefs blind them.
    -[X]The Count of Cards: Dooku is here… in prison, but here. WHY Rolls needed: 60% Reward: You visit Count… and learn some very interesting things.
    [X] Plan: Complicated
    -[X]Fear and Loathing in the Jedi Order: The Young Padawans are… protesting in the streets. Why the hell are they Protesting the Republic… Besides the Obvious of Palpatines manipulations? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: You discover the hatred that the Padawans feel at their government.
    -[X]The Army of Light: Why do these… Padawans want to go to war as an Army of Light. The last time that happened, it nearly destroyed the Jedi? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: You find out why there is a need to Be an Army of Light?
    -[X]A Little Change up: So… The other corporations want to wage war against you eh… Well, your going to show… Wait… is that a tank? Why is there is a tank outside? And why are they threatening to shell the Coruscant Office? Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: Two can play at this game. You have a lightsaber after all. And the 212th owes you a favor.
    -[X]Litigation: As much as you loath the Republic court system… you can win this shit, by trying to declare the Trade Federation and Czerka… as enemy corporations that lose all their rights, as traitors. Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 50% Reward: Time to shine the light on traitors.
    -[X]The Stock Market: Oh… The Company wishes you to participate in their investment meeting… You can't really refuse… not without looking bad. Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: You go to the Market.
    -[X]On the Republics… Accountancy?: The Jedi are doing an audit on all the accounts and expenses and well… Everything that is under the Jedi name to try and figure out why they were paying 50% in taxes. This is going to be fun.
    -[X]The Taxes of the Jedi: What the hell is the tax code? You get it, the Russianussan Reformation was a thousand years ago, but no one bothered to read it recently? Where is Master Aggruva when you need him!... Actually, that is a good point, where is he? Cost: 0 Roll needed: 30 Reward: You discover what happens when someone reads a tax code with honest intent.
    -[X]The Hundred Traitors: Who left the order to fight alongside a sith? Rolls needed: 30/50/70 Reward: The Traitors had names… they were your friends, teachers… Now they have let their pride and… beliefs blind them.
    -[X]The Count of Cards: Dooku is here… in prison, but here. WHY Rolls needed: 60% Reward: You visit Count… and learn some very interesting things.
    -[X]Spend time with Ahsoka: You looked at her broken leg. "Is everything alright?" Rolls needed: 90% Reward: You spend time with Ahsoka.
    -[X]Spend time with Anakin: Master Skywalker is… relieved that you know about his secret... he believes he can talk to you openly and honestly. Rolls needed: 90% Reward: You spend time with Master Skywalker.
    -[X]Temple Time: You will wander the temple, and see who is around to talk to. Rolls needed: 90% Reward: You spend time with someone in the Temple.
    [X] Securing our bases and preparing
    -[X]Jedi, The Rising Order: You want to change the way the average person sees the Jedi. You need to show them that the Jedi are not… what they think they are. Cost 1000 Credits Roll Needed: 20 Reward: You start to battle for the Hearts and Minds of the Republic citizens.
    -[X]Fear and Loathing in the Jedi Order: The Young Padawans are… protesting in the streets. Why the hell are they Protesting the Republic… Besides the Obvious of Palpatines manipulations? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: You discover the hatred that the Padawans feel at their government.
    -[X]The Army of Light: Why do these… Padawans want to go to war as an Army of Light. The last time that happened, it nearly destroyed the Jedi? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: You find out why there is a need to Be an Army of Light?
    -[X]The Grand Army of the Republic: You need to find out what exactly the next assignment is… Wait, why are you no longer on the Army roster? And why are the Jedi requesting… removal from command for the foreseeable future? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: Turns out, the Jedi are being very… careful… Okay why?
    -[X]A Little Change up: So… The other corporations want to wage war against you eh… Well, your going to show… Wait… is that a tank? Why is there is a tank outside? And why are they threatening to shell the Coruscant Office? Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: Two can play at this game. You have a lightsaber after all. And the 212th owes you a favor.
    -[X]The Stock Market: Oh… The Company wishes you to participate in their investment meeting… You can't really refuse… not without looking bad. Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: You go to the Market.
    -[X]On the Republics… Accountancy?: The Jedi are doing an audit on all the accounts and expenses and well… Everything that is under the Jedi name to try and figure out why they were paying 50% in taxes. This is going to be fun.
    -[X]The Taxes of the Jedi: What the hell is the tax code? You get it, the Russianussan Reformation was a thousand years ago, but no one bothered to read it recently? Where is Master Aggruva when you need him!... Actually, that is a good point, where is he? Cost: 0 Roll needed: 30 Reward: You discover what happens when someone reads a tax code with honest intent.
    -[X]The Count of Cards: Dooku is here… in prison, but here. WHY Rolls needed: 60% Reward: You visit Count… and learn some very interesting things.
    -[X]The Jedi Secrets: All Jedi Have Secrets and secret lives. You have one just as well. But you want to find out who has the most dangerous secret life… and how you can help them. Cost 100 Credits. Rolls needed: ??? Reward: You discover a secret of the Jedi Order and one of its members.
    -[X]Learn New Force Powers: You need to become stronger in the force and use its power to protect your charges. Cost 0 Rolls needed: Various. Reward: You learn a new force power or train a power you know.
    -[X]Spend time with Anakin: Master Skywalker is… relieved that you know about his secret... he believes he can talk to you openly and honestly. Rolls needed: 90% Reward: You spend time with Master Skywalker.
    [X] Plan The Responsibilities of Leadership with a side of Force Fries.
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    • Scheduled vote count started by Magoose on Oct 18, 2021 at 12:29 AM, finished with 28 posts and 14 votes.
    • [X]Plan The Galaxy is On Fire, News at Eleven
      -[X]Jedi, The Rising Order: You want to change the way the average person sees the Jedi. You need to show them that the Jedi are not… what they think they are. Cost 1000 Credits Roll Needed: 20 Reward: You start to battle for the Hearts and Minds of the Republic citizens.
      -[X]Fear and Loathing in the Jedi Order: The Young Padawans are… protesting in the streets. Why the hell are they Protesting the Republic… Besides the Obvious of Palpatines manipulations? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: You discover the hatred that the Padawans feel at their government.
      -[X]The Hero of the Republic: You have been proclaimed by everyone not a Palpatine Loyalist as a Hero of the Republic. This is going to be difficult. Cost 0 Credits Roll Needed: 10 Reward: Laron Null! HERO OF THE REPUBLIC… That sounds like something more Anakin's Style to be honest.
      -[X]The Army of Light: Why do these… Padawans want to go to war as an Army of Light. The last time that happened, it nearly destroyed the Jedi? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: You find out why there is a need to Be an Army of Light?
      -[X]The Grand Army of the Republic: You need to find out what exactly the next assignment is… Wait, why are you no longer on the Army roster? And why are the Jedi requesting… removal from command for the foreseeable future? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: Turns out, the Jedi are being very… careful… Okay why?
      -[X]A Little Change up: So… The other corporations want to wage war against you eh… Well, your going to show… Wait… is that a tank? Why is there is a tank outside? And why are they threatening to shell the Coruscant Office? Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: Two can play at this game. You have a lightsaber after all. And the 212th owes you a favor.
      -[X]Litigation: As much as you loath the Republic court system… you can win this shit, by trying to declare the Trade Federation and Czerka… as enemy corporations that lose all their rights, as traitors. Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 50% Reward: Time to shine the light on traitors.
      -[X]The Stock Market: Oh… The Company wishes you to participate in their investment meeting… You can't really refuse… not without looking bad. Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: You go to the Market.
      -[X]On the Republics… Accountancy?: The Jedi are doing an audit on all the accounts and expenses and well… Everything that is under the Jedi name to try and figure out why they were paying 50% in taxes. This is going to be fun.
      -[X]The Taxes of the Jedi: What the hell is the tax code? You get it, the Russianussan Reformation was a thousand years ago, but no one bothered to read it recently? Where is Master Aggruva when you need him!... Actually, that is a good point, where is he? Cost: 0 Roll needed: 30 Reward: You discover what happens when someone reads a tax code with honest intent.
      -[X]The Hundred Traitors: Who left the order to fight alongside a sith? Rolls needed: 30/50/70 Reward: The Traitors had names… they were your friends, teachers… Now they have let their pride and… beliefs blind them.
      -[X]The Count of Cards: Dooku is here… in prison, but here. WHY Rolls needed: 60% Reward: You visit Count… and learn some very interesting things.
      [X] Plan: Complicated
      -[X]Fear and Loathing in the Jedi Order: The Young Padawans are… protesting in the streets. Why the hell are they Protesting the Republic… Besides the Obvious of Palpatines manipulations? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: You discover the hatred that the Padawans feel at their government.
      -[X]The Army of Light: Why do these… Padawans want to go to war as an Army of Light. The last time that happened, it nearly destroyed the Jedi? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: You find out why there is a need to Be an Army of Light?
      -[X]A Little Change up: So… The other corporations want to wage war against you eh… Well, your going to show… Wait… is that a tank? Why is there is a tank outside? And why are they threatening to shell the Coruscant Office? Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: Two can play at this game. You have a lightsaber after all. And the 212th owes you a favor.
      -[X]Litigation: As much as you loath the Republic court system… you can win this shit, by trying to declare the Trade Federation and Czerka… as enemy corporations that lose all their rights, as traitors. Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 50% Reward: Time to shine the light on traitors.
      -[X]The Stock Market: Oh… The Company wishes you to participate in their investment meeting… You can't really refuse… not without looking bad. Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: You go to the Market.
      -[X]On the Republics… Accountancy?: The Jedi are doing an audit on all the accounts and expenses and well… Everything that is under the Jedi name to try and figure out why they were paying 50% in taxes. This is going to be fun.
      -[X]The Taxes of the Jedi: What the hell is the tax code? You get it, the Russianussan Reformation was a thousand years ago, but no one bothered to read it recently? Where is Master Aggruva when you need him!... Actually, that is a good point, where is he? Cost: 0 Roll needed: 30 Reward: You discover what happens when someone reads a tax code with honest intent.
      -[X]The Hundred Traitors: Who left the order to fight alongside a sith? Rolls needed: 30/50/70 Reward: The Traitors had names… they were your friends, teachers… Now they have let their pride and… beliefs blind them.
      -[X]The Count of Cards: Dooku is here… in prison, but here. WHY Rolls needed: 60% Reward: You visit Count… and learn some very interesting things.
      -[X]Spend time with Ahsoka: You looked at her broken leg. "Is everything alright?" Rolls needed: 90% Reward: You spend time with Ahsoka.
      -[X]Spend time with Anakin: Master Skywalker is… relieved that you know about his secret... he believes he can talk to you openly and honestly. Rolls needed: 90% Reward: You spend time with Master Skywalker.
      -[X]Temple Time: You will wander the temple, and see who is around to talk to. Rolls needed: 90% Reward: You spend time with someone in the Temple.
      [X] Securing our bases and preparing
      -[X]Jedi, The Rising Order: You want to change the way the average person sees the Jedi. You need to show them that the Jedi are not… what they think they are. Cost 1000 Credits Roll Needed: 20 Reward: You start to battle for the Hearts and Minds of the Republic citizens.
      -[X]Fear and Loathing in the Jedi Order: The Young Padawans are… protesting in the streets. Why the hell are they Protesting the Republic… Besides the Obvious of Palpatines manipulations? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: You discover the hatred that the Padawans feel at their government.
      -[X]The Army of Light: Why do these… Padawans want to go to war as an Army of Light. The last time that happened, it nearly destroyed the Jedi? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: You find out why there is a need to Be an Army of Light?
      -[X]The Grand Army of the Republic: You need to find out what exactly the next assignment is… Wait, why are you no longer on the Army roster? And why are the Jedi requesting… removal from command for the foreseeable future? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: Turns out, the Jedi are being very… careful… Okay why?
      -[X]A Little Change up: So… The other corporations want to wage war against you eh… Well, your going to show… Wait… is that a tank? Why is there is a tank outside? And why are they threatening to shell the Coruscant Office? Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: Two can play at this game. You have a lightsaber after all. And the 212th owes you a favor.
      -[X]The Stock Market: Oh… The Company wishes you to participate in their investment meeting… You can't really refuse… not without looking bad. Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: You go to the Market.
      -[X]On the Republics… Accountancy?: The Jedi are doing an audit on all the accounts and expenses and well… Everything that is under the Jedi name to try and figure out why they were paying 50% in taxes. This is going to be fun.
      -[X]The Taxes of the Jedi: What the hell is the tax code? You get it, the Russianussan Reformation was a thousand years ago, but no one bothered to read it recently? Where is Master Aggruva when you need him!... Actually, that is a good point, where is he? Cost: 0 Roll needed: 30 Reward: You discover what happens when someone reads a tax code with honest intent.
      -[X]The Count of Cards: Dooku is here… in prison, but here. WHY Rolls needed: 60% Reward: You visit Count… and learn some very interesting things.
      -[X]The Jedi Secrets: All Jedi Have Secrets and secret lives. You have one just as well. But you want to find out who has the most dangerous secret life… and how you can help them. Cost 100 Credits. Rolls needed: ??? Reward: You discover a secret of the Jedi Order and one of its members.
      -[X]Learn New Force Powers: You need to become stronger in the force and use its power to protect your charges. Cost 0 Rolls needed: Various. Reward: You learn a new force power or train a power you know.
      -[X]Spend time with Anakin: Master Skywalker is… relieved that you know about his secret... he believes he can talk to you openly and honestly. Rolls needed: 90% Reward: You spend time with Master Skywalker.
      [X] Plan The Responsibilities of Leadership with a side of Force Fries.
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    -[X]Jedi, The Rising Order: You want to change the way the average person sees the Jedi. You need to show them that the Jedi are not… what they think they are. Cost 1000 Credits Roll Needed: 20 Reward: You start to battle for the Hearts and Minds of the Republic citizens. Rolled: D100 => 76+10=86

    All it took was one moment talking to a regular person to just understand what was wrong with the Jedi.

    Detached. Arrogant. Above the Average person. That was what you saw from the republic citizens when you tried to talk to them. Never going down to the level of an average person, caring more about politics and the balance of power in the galaxy, of peace, than against the actual injustices that were in the Galaxy that the Jedi used to champion against.

    The Jedi had forgotten what they were. Guardians of the Galaxy. Not of the Republic.

    And so you did a simple thing to change the tide.

    You began to help out where you could. In some investigations… in some construction work… and just by talking to people to help them with their problems.

    Reward: You begin the fight for the Republics' heart.

    And you begin to repair the Jedi's Reputation.

    -[X]Fear and Loathing in the Jedi Order: The Young Padawans are… protesting in the streets. Why the hell are they Protesting the Republic… Besides the Obvious of Palpatines manipulations? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: You discover the hatred that the Padawans feel at their government. Rolled: D100 => 11+10=21

    The Padawans who were treating you with… mostly reverence...still didn't like you.

    "Go away Laron." The leader… you think it was some kid names… Logan? "We know the Council sent you… so go away. We don't want you."

    Failure.

    Okay… this is bad.

    -[X]The Hero of the Republic: You have been proclaimed by everyone not a Palpatine Loyalist as a Hero of the Republic. This is going to be difficult. Cost 0 Credits Roll Needed: 10 Reward: Laron Null! HERO OF THE REPUBLIC… That sounds like something more Anakin's Style to be honest. Rolled: D100 => 19+10=29

    You smiled as you felt a ping of pride as you watched the security footage playing… yes you got stabbed by a lightsaber… and was electrocuted quite horribly…

    But it was worth it seeing Palpatine's face being utterly distraught as Anakin brought the hammer down.

    You uploaded it to the holonet to make sure posterity could see for all you the marbles.

    And since Palpatine was now going to be seeing this meme on a daily basis… this… put a smile on your face.

    And a… The Hero of the Republic gig…

    Good stuff.

    Reward: Unknown Affect, but Palpatine is now tortured with the fact that you survived and ruined his plans.
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    -[X]The Army of Light: Why do these… Padawans want to go to war as an Army of Light. The last time that happened, it nearly destroyed the Jedi? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: You find out why there is a need to Be an Army of Light? Rolled: D100 =>11+10=21

    You had once again tried to get to talking to the Padawans who wished for an army of Light.

    And they once again shut you out.

    Failure.

    They do not want anything to do with you.

    -[X]The Grand Army of the Republic: You need to find out what exactly the next assignment is… Wait, why are you no longer on the Army roster? And why are the Jedi requesting… removal from command for the foreseeable future? Cost 0 Credits Roll needed: 60% Reward: Turns out, the Jedi are being very… careful… Okay why? Rolled:D100 => 1+10=11

    You looked at Chief of Staff Tarkin. "Sir, I don't understand why I am not getting my next duty roster."

    "Because the Jedi have been removed. The Council had made the request, and any Jedi that wishes to rejoin the front lines must seek their approval. You do not have the approval."

    "But-"

    "If you do not leave, I will force you out." Tarkin replied.

    You bowed. "Yes sir."

    Failure.

    -[X]A Little Change up: So… The other corporations want to wage war against you eh… Well, your going to show… Wait… is that a tank? Why is there is a tank outside? And why are they threatening to shell the Coruscant Office? Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: Two can play at this game. You have a lightsaber after all. And the 212th owes you a favor. Rolled: D100 => 77+10=87
    -[X]Litigation: As much as you loath the Republic court system… you can win this shit, by trying to declare the Trade Federation and Czerka… as enemy corporations that lose all their rights, as traitors. Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 50% Reward: Time to shine the light on traitors. Rolled: D100 => 86+10=96
    -[X]The Stock Market: Oh… The Company wishes you to participate in their investment meeting… You can't really refuse… not without looking bad. Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: You go to the Market. Rolled:D100 => 86+10=96

    You smiled at the czerka corporate representative. "We'll see you in court!" He cried as he was dragged away.

    "Yes… The Military Court." You said with a smile. "Martial law is a bitch."

    (Continued in: What goes up, must come down!)

    -[X]On the Republics… Accountancy?: The Jedi are doing an audit on all the accounts and expenses and well… Everything that is under the Jedi name to try and figure out why they were paying 50% in taxes. This is going to be fun. Rolled: D100 => 86+10=96
    -[X]The Taxes of the Jedi: What the hell is the tax code? You get it, the Russianussan Reformation was a thousand years ago, but no one bothered to read it recently? Where is Master Aggruva when you need him!... Actually, that is a good point, where is he? Cost: 0 Roll needed: 30 Reward: You discover what happens when someone reads a tax code with honest intent. Rolled:D100 => 81+10=91

    You frowned. "Why am I the one always solving the Jedi's problems!" You said with a groan as you put down the tax books.

    Ahsoka laughed. "You're the one who volunteered."

    (Continued in: Wait, This is from How Long Ago!?)



    -[X]The Hundred Traitors: Who left the order to fight alongside a sith? Rolls needed: 30/50/70 Reward: The Traitors had names… they were your friends, teachers… Now they have let their pride and… beliefs blind them. Rolled:D100 => 5+10=15

    "Why are you treating me like a padawan Jocasta, I have a right to know!" You demanded.

    "You are a padawan, and you do not have a right to know." She replied. "Now get out of the Archives before I give you the boot."

    Failure.

    -[X]The Count of Cards: Dooku is here… in prison, but here. WHY Rolls needed: 60% Reward: You visit Count… and learn some very interesting things. Rolled:D100 => 13+10=23

    Dooku is off-limits to everyone…

    Dammit.

    This can't get any worse… can it.

    Failure.

    Disaster Roll:D100 => 100

    Meanwhile:

    "SIR! They've broken through the Blockades! OH, GODS!"

    Tarkin and Yularen… looked at each other, then the Chancellor. "Two hundred systems are under siege. And we do not have the ships to answer them all."

    Bail looked at his options. "Get the Jedi Council. We need their help."

    "There is another more troubling news sir." Tarkin stated.

    "What is it?"

    "It's Palpatine. He's contacting The Republic directly. Demanding our Surrender."

    (Continued in: The Offensive Across the Galaxy)
     
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    • Oh goody, everything is falling apart, the Jedi Order is destined to self-destruct now thanks to the Young Padawans and we can't even join the fight.

    Yeah, I think it's safe to say this timeline is doomed already.
     
    Magoose said:
    -[X]A Little Change up: So… The other corporations want to wage war against you eh… Well, your going to show… Wait… is that a tank? Why is there is a tank outside? And why are they threatening to shell the Coruscant Office? Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: Two can play at this game. You have a lightsaber after all. And the 212th owes you a favor. Rolled: D100 => 77+10=87
    -[X]Litigation: As much as you loath the Republic court system… you can win this shit, by trying to declare the Trade Federation and Czerka… as enemy corporations that lose all their rights, as traitors. Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 50% Reward: Time to shine the light on traitors. Rolled: D100 => 86+10=96
    -[X]The Stock Market: Oh… The Company wishes you to participate in their investment meeting… You can't really refuse… not without looking bad. Cost: 10,000 Credits. Rolls needed: 100% Reward: You go to the Market. Rolled:D100 => 86+10=96

    You smiled at the czerka corporate representative. "We'll see you in court!" He cried as he was dragged away.

    "Yes… The Military Court." You said with a smile. "Martial law is a bitch."

    (Continued in: What goes up, must come down!)

    -[X]On the Republics… Accountancy?: The Jedi are doing an audit on all the accounts and expenses and well… Everything that is under the Jedi name to try and figure out why they were paying 50% in taxes. This is going to be fun. Rolled: D100 => 86+10=96
    -[X]The Taxes of the Jedi: What the hell is the tax code? You get it, the Russianussan Reformation was a thousand years ago, but no one bothered to read it recently? Where is Master Aggruva when you need him!... Actually, that is a good point, where is he? Cost: 0 Roll needed: 30 Reward: You discover what happens when someone reads a tax code with honest intent. Rolled:D100 => 81+10=91

    You frowned. "Why am I the one always solving the Jedi's problems!" You said with a groan as you put down the tax books.

    Ahsoka laughed. "You're the one who volunteered."

    (Continued in: Wait, This is from How Long Ago!?)
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    The only places where we rolled high. And in all the actions.
    "I have come to take you to account for your actions."
    Laron Null. The Accountant. Padawan of Obi-Wan Kenobi. The Negotiatior.
     
    *sigh* I'm sorry for the doom-saying, but I just can't see any way out of this. If Palpatine has the Resources to siege 200 Worlds at once AND is confident enough to demand our Surrender, then he basically has already won.
     
    Magoose said:
    The Droid Army:D100 => 13

    The Droid army is suffering from a severe lack of… competence.

    The army is ill-programed, and ill equipped to deal with this… new volunteer army.

    It will take years to see it done.

    Reward: The Droid Army is in tatters.

    The Officers of the CIS:D100 => 8

    Almost every officer among the CIS Army not loyal to Palpatine was sacked or killed.

    There aren't many officers.

    Reward: there is an Extreme officer shortage in the CIS ranks.
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    Really wondering how he managed to make a comeback so quickly.
    Magoose said:
    The Zygerian Empire:D100 => 100

    The queen smiled. "Tell me, Emperor, what is it you offer in exchange for my slaves?"

    "Everything that the Republic has taken from you?" The Emperor said with a coy, almost playful tone.

    "Very well."

    Reward:

    Well… Slavers are going to Slave.

    They have entered an Alliance with the Empire to build a new empire.

    (OOC: Where Billy Yank when you need him.)
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    Oh, right. It's a massive slave raid led by Zygerians using the leaderless droid army.
     
    Don't want our help Padawans? Forget our previous actions? Man these little shits.

    Am I the only one confused by the Disaster rolls? Like in other quests high is good but in this one its it's bad.
     
    ...Actually, could it be that this is a massive Bluff? Like, sure, Plaps is attacking 200 Worlds, but he doesn't actually have the Resources to take more then a handful of them?
     
    Alexander Sturnn said:
    Oh goody, everything is falling apart, the Jedi Order is destined to self-destruct now thanks to the Young Padawans and we can't even join the fight.

    Yeah, I think it's safe to say this timeline is doomed already.
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    ...

    I mean... We're going to have to save this timeline by doing the one thing that should never be done by a quest protagonist...

    Rely on other people.

    Looking at You Anakin.

    We're going to need some of that Chosen one bullshit soon.

    Because the Republic might be on its way out with this incompatence...

    And the Jedi not being there to save it.
    Hawkmoon said:
    The only places where we rolled high. And in all the actions.
    "I have come to take you to account for your actions."
    Laron Null. The Accountant. Padawan of Obi-Wan Kenobi. The Negotiatior.
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    "I'm the Accountant."
    Laron Null, CEO of Null Fuels
    Qudrim8054 said:
    Whelp, Papa Palps attacked because he was triggered by a meme...

    Go get him, Master Yoda!
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    I mean, considering the Hate boner he has for us...

    Yeah... probobly.
    Alexander Sturnn said:
    *sigh* I'm sorry for the doom-saying, but I just can't see any way out of this. If Palpatine has the Resources to siege 200 Worlds at once AND is confident enough to demand our Surrender, then he basically has already won.
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    Yes there is a way out of this.

    It is called:

    Let the Jedi go to work and clean up this mess.

    Or:

    Survive the coming purge by going underground and restore the republic.

    inukai44 said:
    I'm kinda peeved that for all the work we did we're already heading towards another schism.
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    I didn't show the Schism roll... because I felt it might...

    Well actually, here it is.

    D100 => 1

    So there isn't a schism per say... the Padawans are just angry and board.

    Ironically... after some soul searching, they actually liked being active protectors of the galaxy, instead of monastic monks that detach themselves from the whole galaxy.

    The thing is... The council is so stupid they don't realize that.

    And they think LAron is going to force the council will upon them.
    mrsean22 said:
    Don't want our help Padawans? Forget our previous actions? Man these little shits.

    Am I the only one confused by the Disaster rolls? Like in other quests high is good but in this one its it's bad.
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    See above.
    Alexander Sturnn said:
    ...Actually, could it be that this is a massive Bluff? Like, sure, Plaps is attacking 200 Worlds, but he doesn't actually have the Resources to take more then a handful of them?
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    maybe a +5... they are overstretched to hell, even with a slave army and now Zygerian leadership.
     
    The Padawans are still being little shits. Like did they all forget our actions we did FOR THEM? Like people want Laron to solve problems but when he actually tries something people are telling him to fuck off. Literally everyone is telling this. Masters, Padawans, the War Department and the Republic.
     
    mrsean22 said:
    The Padawans are still being little shits. Like did they all forget our actions we did FOR THEM? Like people want Laron to solve problems but when he actually tries something people are telling him to fuck off. Literally everyone is telling this. Masters, Padawans, the War Department and the Republic.
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    People are just inconsiderate shits...

    Plus most of the Padawans are Teenagers and distrustful of the council.

    Most masters know that we are the one that the padawans chosen as a ringleader during the last near schism... and distrust us for that.

    The War Department are up shit creek without a paddle are really are not in the mood for... jedi politics.

    and theRepublic... Well they are now doing our bidding and stopping so much shit.
    inukai44 said:
    Ok things are on fire but it's not bad enough (yet) that a firehose won't work.
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    correct.
     
    Magoose said:
    People are just inconsiderate shits...

    Plus most of the Padawans are Teenagers and distrustful of the council.

    Most masters know that we are the one that the padawans chosen as a ringleader during the last near schism... and distrust us for that.

    The War Department are up shit creek without a paddle are really are not in the mood for... jedi politics.

    and theRepublic... Well they are now doing our bidding and stopping so much shit
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    Seems like the Padawans forgot the Ringleader thing. Apparently everyone forgot all the good things Laron did for them.....

    Everyone: What have you done for us lately?

    Laron:.....I was in a coma from trying to help all of you.....

    Everyone:.....Well you shouldn't of gotten into a coma then.

    This is basically everyone.
     
    mrsean22 said:
    Seems like the Padawans forgot the Ringleader thing. Apparently everyone forgot all the good things Laron did for them.....

    Everyone: What have you done for us lately?

    Laron:.....I was in a coma from trying to help all of you.....

    Everyone:.....Well you shouldn't of gotten into a coma then.

    This is basically everyone.
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    We got RPG Sequal status, where all our accomplishments are acknowledged but not liked because everyone has more pressing matters to attend to.
     
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