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Splintered (Worm QA-Quest)

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[X]Yes. You've already greeted the hosts, as planned. Anything more than that would have been a bonus.
-[X] But first accept Dennis' offer of eternal servitude. It would be rude to ignore it and your host could always do with more friends!
-[X] Explain that you will meet Efficiency after you've given the younger shards and hosts some advice as helping them was one of the reasons you came here. Hopefully they will be more appreciative than Radiance's host.

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[X]Yes. You've already greeted the hosts, as planned. Anything more than that would have been a bonus.
-[X] But first accept Dennis' offer of eternal servitude. It would be rude to ignore it and your host could always do with more friends!
--[X] Give him an elephant both as a signing bonus, and as chastisement for his irrationality. This will tell him he is both a valued member of the team, and that he can expect you to be a tough but fair boss.
-[X] Explain that you will meet Efficiency after you've given the younger shards and hosts some advice as helping them was one of the reasons you came here. Hopefully they will be more appreciative than Radiance's host.
 
Yog said:
[X]Yes. You've already greeted the hosts, as planned. Anything more than that would have been a bonus.
-[X] But first accept Dennis' offer of eternal servitude. It would be rude to ignore it and your host could always do with more friends!
--[X] Give him an elephant both as a signing bonus, and as chastisement for his irrationality. This will tell him he is both a valued member of the team, and that he can expect you to be a tough but fair boss.
---[X] Since you don't do organic materials, you would make it from other stuff he will appreciate - like gold, platinum and diamonds that hosts seemed to appreciate so. It'll still be fully functional, of course.
-[X] Explain that you will meet Efficiency after you've given the younger shards and hosts some advice as helping them was one of the reasons you came here. Hopefully they will be more appreciative than Radiance's host.

Golden (well, platinum) robot elephant! Full sized one!
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I like this variation on elephant.

[X] Yog

@Yog
What about picking valuable, white minerals so Dennis has a white elephant?
 
[X]Yes. You've already greeted the hosts, as planned. Anything more than that would have been a bonus.
-[X] But first accept Dennis' offer of eternal servitude. It would be rude to ignore it and your host could always do with more friends!
--[X] Give him an elephant both as a signing bonus, and as chastisement for his irrationality. This will tell him he is both a valued member of the team, and that he can expect you to be a tough but fair boss.
---[X] Since you don't do organic materials, you would make it from other stuff he will appreciate - like gold, platinum and diamonds that hosts seemed to appreciate so. It'll still be fully functional, of course.
-[X] Explain that you will meet Efficiency after you've given the younger shards and hosts some advice as helping them was one of the reasons you came here. Hopefully they will be more appreciative than Radiance's host.
 
[X]Yes. You've already greeted the hosts, as planned. Anything more than that would have been a bonus.
-[X] But first accept Dennis' offer of eternal servitude. It would be rude to ignore it and your host could always do with more friends!
--[X] Give him an elephant both as a signing bonus, and as chastisement for his irrationality. This will tell him he is both a valued member of the team, and that he can expect you to be a tough but fair boss.
---[X] Since you don't do organic materials, you would make it from other stuff he will appreciate - like gold, platinum and diamonds that hosts seemed to appreciate so. It'll still be fully functional, of course.
-[X] Explain that you will meet Efficiency after you've given the younger shards and hosts some advice as helping them was one of the reasons you came here. Hopefully they will be more appreciative than Radiance's host.
 
[X]Yes. You've already greeted the hosts, as planned. Anything more than that would have been a bonus.
-[X] But first accept Dennis' offer of eternal servitude. It would be rude to ignore it and your host could always do with more friends!
--[X] Give him an elephant both as a signing bonus, and as chastisement for his irrationality. This will tell him he is both a valued member of the team, and that he can expect you to be a tough but fair boss.
---[X] Since you don't do organic materials, you would make it from other stuff he will appreciate - like gold, platinum and diamonds that hosts seemed to appreciate so. It'll still be fully functional, of course.
-[X] Explain that you will meet Efficiency after you've given the younger shards and hosts some advice as helping them was one of the reasons you came here. Hopefully they will be more appreciative than Radiance's host.
 
When you say the bling elephant is "fully functional" what exactly do you mean?

Because I'm imagining dropping it in a zoo and having things get really weird in 22 months.
 
[X]Yes. You've already greeted the hosts, as planned. Anything more than that would have been a bonus.
-[X] But first accept Dennis' offer of eternal servitude. It would be rude to ignore it and your host could always do with more friends!
--[X] Give him an elephant both as a signing bonus, and as chastisement for his irrationality. This will tell him he is both a valued member of the team, and that he can expect you to be a tough but fair boss.
---[X] Since you don't do organic materials, you would make it from other stuff he will appreciate - like gold, platinum and diamonds that hosts seemed to appreciate so. It'll still be fully functional, of course.
-[X] Explain that you will meet Efficiency after you've given the younger shards and hosts some advice as helping them was one of the reasons you came here. Hopefully they will be more appreciative than Radiance's host.
 
[X]No. Stay with the host-cluster; even if interactions with them have been rather strained so far, you can do better. You don't need permission; you're Queen Administrator.
-[X] Ask Arsenal to bring Efficiency here to meet you so you can interact with all the shard hosts at once. Efficiency will appreciate it.
-[X]You know what, the cognitive dissonance is getting to you. Just create an elephant in the room. It still doesn't make sense, but now it makes less not-sense.
-[X] But first accept Dennis' offer of eternal servitude. It would be rude to ignore it and your host could always do with more friends!
 
[X]Yes. You've already greeted the hosts, as planned. Anything more than that would have been a bonus.
-[X] But first accept Dennis' offer of eternal servitude. It would be rude to ignore it and your host could always do with more friends!
--[X] Give him an elephant both as a signing bonus, and as chastisement for his irrationality. This will tell him he is both a valued member of the team, and that he can expect you to be a tough but fair boss.
---[X] Since you don't do organic materials, you would make it from other stuff he will appreciate - like gold, platinum and diamonds that hosts seemed to appreciate so. It'll still be fully functional, of course.
-[X] Explain that you will meet Efficiency after you've given the younger shards and hosts some advice as helping them was one of the reasons you came here. Hopefully they will be more appreciative than Radiance's host.
 
Current vote tally (voting still OPEN)

Vote Tally : Splintered (Worm QA-Quest)
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[66] Yes. You've already greeted the hosts, as planned. Anything more than that would have been a bonus.
-[42] But first accept Dennis' offer of eternal servitude. It would be rude to ignore it and your host could always do with more friends!
-[21] Explain that you will meet Efficiency after you've given the younger shards and hosts some advice as helping them was one of the reasons you came here. Hopefully they will be more appreciative than Radiance's host.
--[19] Give him an elephant both as a signing bonus, and as chastisement for his irrationality. This will tell him he is both a valued member of the team, and that he can expect you to be a tough but fair boss.
[15] No. Stay with the host-cluster; even if interactions with them have been rather strained so far, you can do better. You don't need permission; you're Queen Administrator.
-[7] Ask Arsenal to bring Efficiency here to meet you so you can interact with all the shard hosts at once. Efficiency will appreciate it.
---[6] Since you don't do organic materials, you would make it from other stuff he will appreciate - like gold, platinum and diamonds that hosts seemed to appreciate so. It'll still be fully functional, of course.
---[4] On second thought, just teleport Efficiency and his host over to where you and the younger hosts are at. He will appreciate this even more as it is even more efficient.
-[2] But first accept Dennis' offer of eternal servitude. It would be rude to ignore it.
--[2] It will be like one of those 'party' things that the shard Hosts seem to talk about. Oh, maybe it will have more of that 'Ice cream'!
[1] You're the Queen Administrator so it shall only be natural that efficiency's host shall come to you you are after all thinking with portals
-[1] Command Arsenal to bring Efficiency here to meet you so you can interact with all the shard hosts at once. Efficiency will appreciate it.
[1] Accept his offer of eternal servitude.
--[1] As the first host to recognize your munificence he should be rewarded. Declare him Prince-Consort.
-[1] Wait a few seconds for that to sink in. Then turn around. "That was a joke. Humans make jokes, right?"
--[1] His first job explaining the Elephant phrase. And why you smiles make people more scared.
---[1] Teleport Radiances host to Shaper Shaper can't help if she can't get to her.
-[1] You know what, the cognitive dissonance is getting to you. Just create an elephant in the room. It still doesn't make sense, but now it makes less not-sense.
Total No. of Voters: 83
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As it is now, this would win:
[66] Yes. You've already greeted the hosts, as planned. Anything more than that would have been a bonus.
-[42] But first accept Dennis' offer of eternal servitude. It would be rude to ignore it and your host could always do with more friends!

In the meantime: would people rather have the Coil or Cauldron Interlude next?
 
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oooooh, dang, I don't know. Either one would be awesome, but the notion of a Coil interlude would be kinda hilarious, since he always has to give assassination that onnnne shot. Just in case! Since he thinks he's safe, and all. Except I imagine that somehow it ends with the Really Annoying Song or a brain bleed.

Watching Contessa lose her shit is also funny though.

edit: Also, I kind of like the idea of giving Dennis an elephant of some sort, but don't care about taking him as a servant or not.
 
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Shame that we are unlikely to make an elephant. It would have been awesome. And, I mean, it doesn't contradict the winning vote.
 
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