Oh Hana... :rofl: Of course she would program an entire new set of instincts just so she can have a more accurate disguise.
It's a matter of pride, but also of practicality. If she didn't get the body language right, she'd quickly fall into the uncanny valley--and then it wouldn't be as easy to find playmates, you see. Which would be terrible.

Also, you can add a stealth Asobi ni Iku Yo crossover to the stealth Zelda crossover. :drevil:
 
Just to be clear, I have no idea what Asobi ni Iku Yo is.
This.

It's basically a 'aliens visit Earth' anime, except the aliens are all animal-people in the Little Bit Beastly sense (animal ears/tail, human everything else), and the main character ends up having a few cat-girls living with him. Think it was a harem? I remember watching it a few years ago. Oh, and in the case of the cat-folk, they can suffer from that 'heat' thing cats do when mating season comes around, and they're in a war with dog-people.
 
This.

It's basically a 'aliens visit Earth' anime, except the aliens are all animal-people in the Little Bit Beastly sense (animal ears/tail, human everything else), and the main character ends up having a few cat-girls living with him. Think it was a harem? I remember watching it a few years ago. Oh, and in the case of the cat-folk, they can suffer from that 'heat' thing cats do when mating season comes around, and they're in a war with dog-people.
you forgot that their weapons are all non lethal, they only target non living things...including clothes...
....yeah, its an Ecchi...
 
Yes, I know it's been two months.

The chapter is nearly done. Probably less than a week from completion. This was kind of a slump chapter for me since it felt like I was struggling with parts that don't feel that interesting to write, at least for me, but are necessary to progress to the meat of the plot. February was a bad month for all of my writing, really. I didn't get anything done anywhere.

I'm feeling rather better now.

you forgot that their weapons are all non lethal, they only target non living things...including clothes...
....yeah, its an Ecchi...

..........

*breaths*

Not canon.
 
I'm feeling rather better now.

Nice.

Of course, now this is the time for personal commentary.

Hana's pretty cute no matter what version she is... But I actually liked it more when she was relatively mature and cognizant of what was happening. Sure, seeing Hana adorably put together her own tech tree and science the shit out of things is nice, but the jungle have been boring and relatively free of conflict beyond a small personal level.

I look forward to seeing her interact with people again, mature, and then eat physics textbooks with her brain be more than a cute little girl.
 
Nice.

Of course, now this is the time for personal commentary.

Hana's pretty cute no matter what version she is... But I actually liked it more when she was relatively mature and cognizant of what was happening. Sure, seeing Hana adorably put together her own tech tree and science the shit out of things is nice, but the jungle have been boring and relatively free of conflict beyond a small personal level.

I look forward to seeing her interact with people again, mature, and then eat physics textbooks with her brain be more than a cute little girl.

Hana started the story at eight years old, and already two years have gone by. Trust me, she's getting more mature. She'll show how much more aware she is in the next chapter.

Interaction will happen soon.
 
Nice.

Of course, now this is the time for personal commentary.

Hana's pretty cute no matter what version she is... But I actually liked it more when she was relatively mature and cognizant of what was happening. Sure, seeing Hana adorably put together her own tech tree and science the shit out of things is nice, but the jungle have been boring and relatively free of conflict beyond a small personal level.

I look forward to seeing her interact with people again, mature, and then eat physics textbooks with her brain be more than a cute little girl.
I am more worried about her showing off her abilities innocently. She is a young Magical girl who didn't know that others aren't magical. Well, that's how I'll say it though technically it is more technological.

As a side note I just thought up of this:

Magical Kitty Hana-chan
 
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"Meeting a Root Vegetable" by Baughn
Baughn's A/N: This is omake, in the original sense of 'extra material'. It's also canon. If we had the liberty of editing a completed novel, it'd likely go somewhere else in the story; since we don't, you get a lucky break.

Einsig's Not-The-Author-Note: May be slightly spoilerish for the epilogue light novel for Ar Tonelico 3.

This is almost entirely Baughn's doing. I suggest you spam all your likes at him next time he posts.

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"...eight, nine, ten, twelve! Whoever hasn't hidden yet, better run away real quick!"

The traditional chant echoed through Mikry Forest, scaring away what few birds had yet to fly the coop. Around the speaker, six or seven trees away but growing quickly, a circle of giggling children followed Cocona's advice.

One of them was Hana, who'd done as promised and limited herself to human speeds. Nobody had said that should be a seven-year-old's "human speed", but she'd rather thought it was implied, so she'd done that, too.

It was a nice day for playing outdoors. The sky was blue, the underbrush was mostly dry, and in between the trees she could make out the brownish, slowly greening tones of the former desert that Metafalica floated above. She'd teased Carrot once about spending so much time below and around Metafalica, but she'd proved impervious to the accusation, as apparently it wasn't even her doing that, but rather someone called Sakia practicing.

"Caught you!"

A quick grin, as she caught the squealing protests of Lyra in the distance. That was… four, five seconds longer to run away, even more if the blonde had picked a different direction.

"And another!"

Her sister's voice was weaker this time.

Yup, Cocona was getting further away. Still running, Hana looked around for a place to hide. Where would be good…? Maybe in between those two bushes. There! She changed course, throwing herself flat to get in beneath the branches, and accordingly there was very, very little she could do when she realised that some other girl had picked this hiding place already.

She had just enough time to realise that fact, before they went tumbling off in a tangle of limbs.

Owwie.

— — —

"Ooh, did someone get the number of that airship?"

"That's rude," Hana protested, her voice muffled by… something, she couldn't figure it out. Possibly a leg. "I'm not that heavy. Help me out a little?"

They slowly untangled themselves and sat up, giving Hana the first good view of her impromptu practice target. It was indeed a girl, slightly older and sporting shoulder-length black hair.

Also sporting a full yukata, like she'd walked into the forest straight from a festival. Hana gave her a second once-over, just to make sure. Yep, festival costume, and she even had a mask sitting on the side of her head. Needless to say, this wasn't one of the friends she'd come here with, which meant… Oops.

"I'm sorry!" She prostrated herself, made easier because she was already basically on the ground. "I didn't mean to hit you! We were playing run-and-hide, and—I didn't expect you there," she finished lamely. "Um, who are you? I'm Hana!"

"I'm…"

The girl trailed off. Chancing a look upwards, Hana saw her looking down at her like she was a riddle she needed to solve.

Then she frowned.

"What are you doing on the ground?"

"…apologising?" Hana made it a question.

"For what?"

"Running into you? Making your clothes dirty?"

The girl giggled. "That's not a problem," she said, reaching down and tugging at her hand. "Now get… up!" She kept it up, until Hana had no choice but to sit back up.

"Right, like that. I'm Metafalica. Nice to meet you!"

"Nice to meet you," she automatically replied. Then—

A beat.

"Like the continent?"

Another giggle. "No, silly. I am the continent!"

Hana blinked at her.

"You know, like you're a spaceship."

Hana didn't blink this time. This time, she just stared.

"... Like I'm a what?"

"Didn't your parents tell you anything? Oh, hang on. Follow me—"

She dragged Hana to her feet, showing surprising strength for a normal girl… or maybe that was just normal, she did look a few years older. Not that Hana had the time to think this through. In her befuddlement, she barely had the time to get her feet beneath her.

They hid behind another tree, and a few seconds later Cocona jogged past the place they'd just been sitting. Hana hadn't even heard her coming. Or she had, and just didn't notice.

That was close.

"Hey. So…"

Hana felt her shoulder being poked. The older girl grinned at her, like she was the most exciting thing to come along in years.

"Actually, I was going to interrogate you." Exciting? Maybe. Maybe also a little bit scared. "But then I met someone nice! Whom I can touch! So I'm just going to ask you a few teensy-weensy questions, if you can remember to ask your sister a question for me. And here it is."

Hana already didn't know how to cope with this. When Metafalica's smile fell off, and she suddenly began looking serious, the only thing she could do was to continue to listen.

"Ar Ru said you were a good kid, so I won't hold it against you, but ask Cocona whether she really thinks this is what I had in mind. She'll know what I'm talking about."

And then, as quickly as it had disappeared, the smile was back.

"Now! Then! This is the first time I've met someone on this side, so this calls for a celebration! Fireworks!" She threw an arm out to her left. "Candy!" And the right. "And… er…"

A bird chirped.

"...It doesn't work here, does it?"

Hana shook her head, largely in confusion. It seemed the right thing to do.

"I should have known. No, I did know, it was just…" She sighed. "I wanted to do something nice. You're the first person I've been able to talk to who's anywhere close to my own age. Do you mind if we sit down? I'm a little tired from trying that."

Hana shook her head, again.

"Cool." Metafalica slumped bonelessly to the ground.

"You… can't touch anyone else?" Hana, still standing, felt a glimmer of concern. Metafalica had slumped down, and then immediately closed her eyes. She looked like she was sleeping, only she couldn't be; she still felt awake.

"Can't touch 'em, can't be seen by 'em." She shrugged, a little weakly. "Not here, but that's fine, there's somewhere they can. Cloche sometimes visits, and even if they can't see me, I can still see them. It's normal."

Hana nodded to herself. Even if it was normal…!

"That's so sad!" She knew what to do about sad people, though. She leaned down and gave Metafalica a big hug.

The other girl giggled. "I see what Ar Ru meant, now. Don't worry, I'm not sad. I meant it when I said it's normal—for my sort of person, that is. Does it help if I say I'm just like her? I'm a Will, the Will of this continent."

"You're not sad?" Hana fixed on the crucial part of that statement, before frowning. "Does that mean I shouldn't hug you?"

"Not at all~"

— — —

What Metafalica meant by 'interrogation', it turned out, was to ask Hana a lot of questions about her daily life. What was studying like? What was it like to be lulled to sleep by a story? What was it like to get hungry, and have to eat? (She didn't know that one.)

What, in short, was it like to have a home?

Hana, in turn, asked Metafalica about the 'spaceship' comment, but a giggling Parsnip refused every question in favor of telling her to ask her parents.

On which note…

"Parsnip?"

"Yes." Hana nodded solemnly. "It's perfect. You're like a ghost. Ghosts are white, and parsnips are also white. But you're also a place, and Mom says that home is where the roots are. Parsnips are roots. And Metafalica is too long!"

Parsnip laughed. "I can't argue with that logic."

Perfect.

— — —

Finally their lively conversation was interrupted by a shadow falling over them, as Hana with a sinking heart realised she'd forgotten something very important. She was still in the middle of playing run-and-hide!

"There you are," said Cocona, stepping into the clearing and giving her surroundings a quick check. "But no-one else? Well, she can't have gotten far. Oy." She fondly ruffled Hana's hair. "You're officially captured. Let that be a lesson for next time, you can't sit down and chat in the middle of a monster attack. Now tell me where your friend is, and I won't eat'cha."

Eyes wide, Hana looked towards the other girl. Cocona was standing directly above Metafalica, and would be standing on her if she hadn't quickly scrambled out of the way.

For all that she'd said so, Hana hadn't really believed she was a ghost until just now.

— — —

That had been her first meeting with Metafalica—the real one—and Cocona had looked amazingly surprised when she introduced them to each other, relaying Parsnip's words to her sister. Then sad, and angry, and Hana hadn't even known why.

They'd both looked sad, especially Parsnip, and Cocona had said something about not wanting to have this conversation through her. Why did adults always make things complicated?

Hana had an ugly feeling in her stomach for hours after, and she even refused Cocona's offer to help her practice flying. Not for long, because that just made her look sadder, which made Hana sadder, none of which helped at all, but all of this was really upsetting.

Then she'd asked Mom how she was a spaceship, and then Mom had gotten sad, but she'd explained part of it. It had been obvious even to Hana that she was only explaining part of it.

So when Dad had come home, he'd found all three of them in separate funks. Naturally, being Dad, he'd gotten them out of it. This time with a board game, for two to five players.

She kept wishing that there'd be a fifth player sitting by the table. Without her, Parsnip didn't have anyone to cheer her up.
 
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Hana's pretty cute no matter what version she is... But I actually liked it more when she was relatively mature and cognizant of what was happening. Sure, seeing Hana adorably put together her own tech tree and science the shit out of things is nice, but the jungle have been boring and relatively free of conflict beyond a small personal level.
To expand on Einsig's comment, compare the version of Hana in the omake above, at seven-and-a-bit years old, with the one in the most recent chapter, who's ten. Or even the one from right after landing, once she got the cobwebs out of her head.

Then go ahead and compare her to the one in the next chapter, but not before it's been posted.

There's a purpose to this. One of them is that, if and when she goes back, she won't be the same person who left.



That being said, I agree that it's been a little too long without any real character interaction on her part. In an ideal world, we'd be making some changes... introducing Melon earlier, for one.

Probably not shortening the sequence much, if at all, because a lot of the problem is that it's been a lot of real-world time. That's at least in part because this is a rewrite, not a completely original story; we had a pretty good idea where we were going, but not how to get there. There's been a lot of back-and-forth about what would work, too.

The litmus test will be whether or not it still feels like a long opening once there's more to the story than the opening.
 
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Adorable Hana is always adorable, especially when she's playing with the avatar of a continent.
 
And thus the reason for the nicknames reveals itself. Hana just has an odd sense of logic and naming, it seems. Was Metafalica made up by Baugne and Einsig, or did she exist in canon?
 
Chapter 6
"On the first day, she… left a jungle." Into another, slightly different jungle. "And she searched for life, and found nothing but…"

That didn't work. It had been a jungle, not a desert. Jungle the first day, jungle the second day, jungle the third through seventeenth days of her journey to nowhere in particular. Jungle sometimes on top of mountains, even, life everywhere she looked. Almost everywhere. She'd found a desert eventually, but it had taken a while.

"—On the twenty-second day! She left the mountains, finding only a desert. And she searched for life, but found nothing but rocks. And she despaired, for there was nothing there to live off."

That line mostly worked, but she hadn't despaired.

"On the twenty-third day, she found a small oasis."

Hana grinned, because she had. As she flew low above her own desert, she kept telling the old story out loud. Not that there was anyone to hear, but it was somehow comforting.

"It held barely a trickle of water. Enough for a family, but not for a tribe. Enough to attract animals, but not for a town to grow crops. Many would have counted their blessings, and most would have stayed, even you. To Rhea, who had been a-abandoned…"

Her stomach burned. Maybe it wasn't comforting at all.

"Rhea hadn't, hadn't—"

That… no. No. She wouldn't have. She couldn't have. If she'd been in Rhea's place… she'd have had to have done the same thing. She wasn't that selfish… she wasn't a bad person. Couldn't be. Wouldn't.

She took a deep, careful breath, pushing those thoughts out of her head and forcefully unclenching her hands. The story went on, but even if it hadn't, she had to. It had only been a month and a half since she left, and homesickness was already starting to get to her. Storytelling had been supposed to take her mind off of that, and off the boring, yellowish-grey landscape below. Which she supposed that it had.

She'd been having more moments like this lately. Not for any particular reason, just… just because she was ten, now, and her age was kicking off new ways of thinking, programs that she hadn't even realised were there until they unpacked and started running. They weren't all working like she thought they should, but she didn't want to interfere.

The story itself belonged to the vague kind of background knowledge that parents told their younger children as bedtime stories, and which she'd never been told by anyone, but it was a common enough tale that she remembered seeing references. Rhea, the sickly girl who'd been abandoned by her tribe because she couldn't keep up, despite her mother's tears, and who'd eventually found an oasis large enough that they could settle down, proving that love was an almost tangible power for good.

Or, just possibly, who'd attracted the pity of one of the Wills. Or who'd never existed at all.

She grimaced, racking her brain for a different story, then tentatively tried again.

"Once upon a time…"

The wind stole her words almost the moment she spoke them, but now that she'd started, that didn't matter. This was a bedtime story her mother had told her every few weeks for her entire life, which she'd fallen asleep to more often than not.

"Once upon a time the deserts grew verdant with life. After many years of suffering the great tree, Implanta, had finally borne fruit. A great trial had been overcome, and its people embraced each other and rejoiced.

"Among the people there were three who didn't smile. One, a maiden, one among the many who had watered the tree…"

Mom's voice had sometimes cracked, when she talked about the maiden. At the time she hadn't given it much thought, but she'd been seven. Tiny and dumb. Thinking about it now, she wondered if there was more to the story than she'd realised.

Not that she wasn't still tiny, but on the scale of possible indignities, not having grown a millimeter over the last two years had to rank pretty low. She just hoped she wouldn't get stuck this way.

"—And who had given of her flesh and blood to see it bloom. She had given her life, and would never see the fruits take root."

This story wasn't nearly as comforting now as it had been when she'd fallen asleep to it.

"She was comforted by two others, a black witch and a knight in shining armor, and though they were lost, uncertain of their purpose now that the tree had grown into a forest, still they had each other. The knight took in the maiden, who had lost her home, and the witch, who had destroyed her own, and for a time they were at peace."

There was a dark suspicion creeping into her heart.

"But there was a scar in their happiness, for they were barren and would not have children. And though the witch thought of the maiden as her own, yet she could never make up for her mistakes."

Damn it, Mom.

"So, finally, they thought back to the tree. And though a cutting from the tree could easily grow into its own, yet they did not wish to hurt it, nor abuse its trust. Then the Maiden thought of her friends, and of the deeds of their past, and they chose to reach once more into the future to bring back a sapling of their own."

Am I a tree?

She let out a sound that was half laugh, half frustrated sob. Of course she wasn't a tree, even Metafalica wasn't a tree, no matter what her body looked like. This was a, what had Dad called it, an analogy. The story was about her birth, and somehow she hadn't figured that out until now.

Mom had called herself a witch. Why? And Cocona was dying?

No, she'd known that already, but, just—it sounded worse than she'd thought it was. She'd never really thought of it as something that… that would actually happen.

She had to get back.

She gave her carriage an extra tug, for emphasis, then floated onwards feeling frustrated and confused.

———————


Water. Lots and lots of water. Yep, it sure was a whole bunch of water. She didn't remember seeing that much water since… didn't she see Turnip at another beach once? It was weird, because sometimes it wasn't Turnip in that memory. That hurt to think about and gave her seizures sometimes, so she tried not to do that.

This was nice, even though she couldn't taste or smell the salty air… if there even was such a thing as salt here. Well, that wasn't nearly enough to ruin her mood. She'd gone without smelling or tasting things for a long time already. It was still a warm, sunny day on a white sandy beach and nothing was going to make her sad about it!

"I'm gonna make a sand castle," Hana declared, as if it was unthinkable to do otherwise. Really, she was on a beach. Certain things just had to be done. She could live without watermelon, though. She liked the flavor, but the fruit was gross.

Pulling off her shoes, she luxuriated in feeling the warm sand between her toes. The day was perfect, really. Not a cloud in the sky, a slight breeze that just barely ruffled her hair, and she had the entire beach just for herself.

Could the sand even stick together here? She'd never tried…

That was fixable. A moment's thought made her shoes melt into the rest of her clothes, then she raced down to the water's edge to try it.

It did, so in the spirit of science and replication, she therefore spent a good half-hour playing with the sand, building increasingly elaborate castles that, admittedly, still looked pretty sketchy. As construction material went, this sand left something to be desired, nor were sea-shells the best possible way to shape it. She was sure she had a small spade in her cart, but that'd be missing the point.

Once she grew bored she waded into the surf, looking for larger shells but finding mostly rocks and fish. Some of the smaller ones fearlessly darted in between her legs, nipping at her toes and making her giggle, so she quickly reached down to grab one—and failed, her arm bending more than expected as it entered the water. Overcorrecting, she found the sand slipping away between her toes. She windmilled, trying to keep her balance, and realising just too late that—there was no-one else here, it'd be safe to push at the gravity well—

At least the water was soft.

A second or two later a spluttering, completely waterlogged Hana broke the surface with a gasp, kicking wildly at the water in a bid to stay afloat until she realised that she didn't really need to breathe. Also, that the water remained shallow enough to stand on the ground if she tried.

Immediately after doing so, however, she let herself fall backwards to float on her back. Why the heck not? She was already drenched, and the water felt comfortable, even more so once she pared her clothes down to something suitable for swimming in. Smiling at the sun, she stretched her limbs out and let herself relax for a while.

Well, going for a swim hadn't been what she'd had in mind, but she'd take it!

Some time later saw her back on the beach, this time with a plan in mind. Her next sand-castle was set closer to the water. Dangerously close, in fact; close enough for some of the waves to reach it. That was deliberate, and she carefully placed sea-shells in front of it to stop them before they could.

The water, naturally, went around. For her second attempt, she built a ridge behind the shells and then a moat behind the ridge, stiffening the ridge with some gravel. That sort of worked, once, but the crucial sea-shells were just sitting in the sand and were quickly knocked down by the second and third waves.

The next one, she rebuilt her castle in the shape of a pentagram, and embedded the shells directly in its walls, then watched in satisfaction as a pretty large wave split around it without damaging it much at all. That lasted all of five minutes, since it was still made of sand, but she thought she was on to something here.

Sand could be used to make something better. She had already done so, several times already.

The next wave crashed on an invisible wall, as did the one after that, because she didn't need the distraction right then. By carefully heating the sand to its melting point, stretching and shaping the taffy-like substance it turned into with her hands, and careful arrangement of a few larger shells, she slowly and methodically started to build a glass sea-fort. This one, she was sure, would stay here a while. She wouldn't come back, but she wanted something here that would say, "Hana was here."

Shortly before she was finished, she heard the buzz of… Wait. What was that?

Stopping in the middle of molding the stairs, Hana slowly looked up from the molten goop in her hands. Wide-eyed, she listened transfixed to the completely unfamiliar sound. Now leaving the cooling glass forgotten, she racked her brains for an idea of what it might be. It wasn't a bug. There was no bug that big and loud, not even the beetles as big as hippos in that jungle she left. What was it then? She could almost imagine… it was...

Somewhere deeper in the more hazardous areas of her mind, something clicked into place.

Hana turned around and looked across the ocean, trying to follow the sound. At first she saw nothing but sea birds, and momentarily worried that maybe there was just a bird making that noise somehow, but she soon picked up a speck way in the distance. It was getting higher and moving really fast. Hana's heart rate quickened, excitement welling up like nothing she'd felt in years, and she tried to focus her eyes as far as they could on that speck. Her vision could zoom in pretty far, but she still struggled to make the object out. Now she was really wishing she'd practiced that more.

'Um, how do I… Maybe like… this? No, that just made it blurry. How about… ah!'

It was… shiny. Sleek. Almost avian in profile, but clearly, definitely, absolutely not an animal. In a matter of seconds, it had gone higher and faster than any animal ever could. It was still going, heading up into the sky and, presumably, beyond.

"P...p-p-p…" she stuttered, her whole body starting to quiver. She felt ready to burst, barely containing an oncoming flood of tears. Then she couldn't hold it in anymore. Hana threw her arms in the air with a brilliant, joyful scream.

"People!"

Then promptly lost her balance because of the heavy blob of now-solid glass encasing her hands.
 
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Hana has encountered people! Yay! And whatever Samus is investigating is making people doing random actions for some odd reason.
 
Samus' on a truly bizarre adventure and Hanna found a space ship. I can see why writing this chapter would get easier as it went along.
 
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