Interlude 3: Get Well Soon
Two awkward teens roll up to one of the tables outside the mall, hopping off to join the pair of girls already waiting with open books. Xander and Jesse pass the orders and grumble at having to miss out on such a nice afternoon.
"I just spent all week on those essays." Scowling at the time already nearing noon, Xander reminds everyone he's not supposed to be seen studying. "People are going to start thinking we're brainiacs like you two."
"Well you might not have to hand them in." Jesse McNally tries to make light of the news his father shared at breakfast. "Seems like Larry may have won the bet. Doyle's came into emergency last night with over a dozen snake bites."
While Willow Rosenberg and Amy Madison wince, Xander slams his fist on the table with a frustrated growl. "That's not fair! I actually did the assignment this time."
"You've never cared this much before." His oldest friend wrinkles her brow in concern and reaches over to check for a fever.
Shrugging in an attempt to play off his concern, Xander mumbles just loud enough for Willow to hear him. "Mister Doyle told me I reminded him of himself. If I don't pick up my grades, I'll end up in high school for the rest of my life!"
The last part is yelped loud enough to get chuckles out of Amy and Jesse. Even Willow has to hold in a few giggles at the idea of Xander teaching.
"How hard was it to write an essay praising Cordelia?" Prods Amy with a glint of something unspoken in her eyes.
"Way easier after I wore myself out on the mean one," Xander admits, shaking the untamed mat he calls hair along with his head. "Even decided to go back and soften up a few of the insults once I was done."
Giving Jesse a curious look of her own, Willow asks about his own week with Tucker Wells. "You still haven't let me look at yours. Did you finish it yet?"
"Yes Mom." Reaching into his bag, Jesse pulls out a binder containing the essay with an unreadable expression. "Got it finished last night."
"He do something weird again?" Xander catches the look and pries like any 'good' friend would. "Cause the only thing I can remember about Tucker, is when he thought it would be funny to bark like a dog."
"It was second grade." Reminds Willow, her lips curling in barely concealed amusement.
Forced to side with Xander, Amy points out how bad it was. "Tucker did it for a whole month and half the class must have caught him trying to 'mark' his territory."
"Hey, take a look." Jesse catches sight of two fellow students with trays from the food court and waves them over when they see no other empty spots. "Can you believe Jonathon got a date before any of us?"
"She said it was a really nice essay," Explains a grinning Amy as she sees the mentioned boy walking over with Marcie Ross. "No one had ever said such nice things about her."
"Doyle confuses me. He's nice I guess and yet he seems to be the Troll's only friend." Adds Amy as she slide over to make room. "Doesn't that make him evil by default?"
"Snyder only gave three detentions this week." Thinking back on the normally cruel vice principal's behaviour, Willow is forced to admit he wasn't quite so bad. "Maybe he was just lonely?"
"Hey, thanks for letting us sit down." Greeting the table, Jonathon Levinson lets his date sit down first.
"The place is packed today."
Once the return hellos have been handed out, Marcie nervously tries to start a conversation with the teens who ignored her last week. "Have any of you been listening to the new radio show?"
"Lorning all about Music?" Surprising Marcie with his enthusiasm, Jesse spins to face her eagerly. "It's awesome! I'm going have every girl in school loving me after the talent show."
"Wait..." Amy smirks at Jesse, thinking back to last night's show. "Did you call in and request 'I've had the time of my life' last night?"
Blushing right to the tips of his ears at being found out, Jesse is forced to admit the truth. "It's been Willow's favourite movie since forever. I thought a girl would know what other girls like better than me."
"My dad came home complaining about it on Tuesday," Admits a slightly uncomfortable Xander. "So I knew it was something I had to listen to. Jesse's the one who got hooked."
The teens tease the blushing McNally for a few more minutes and only stop when Jonathon mentions the stranger parts of the show. "What about the other stuff? You know, the magic and demons he talks about?"
"Jon, it's just showmanship." Confident in his words, Xander tries to ease the shorter boy's nerves with a joke. "He's like Elvira. But you know, without the boobs bigger than my head."
Amy watches her friends for any sign of being in the know and sighs when she fails to find any. But with the growing tension at home, she doesn't have anywhere else to turn to.
"What if it was real?" With trepidation soaking every word, Amy clenches her fists to stop them shaking.
"I'd probably pee my pants a few times a day," Jesse chuckles uncomfortably.
"Amy?" Noticing Amy's expression of torment, Willow realizes something wrong is being left unsaid. "Do you need to talk about something?"
The blonde shakes her head and refuses to let her tears start to fall. "You aren't going to believe me."
It's completely crazy to even think about it.
"People call me stupid all the time." Xander raises a hand and smirks at the worried girl his friends have been spending more time with lately. "You can probably get me to believe anything you want. Like the time Willow made me think the pet store was shaving the naked mole rats every night."
"They don't?" Between him and Willow, Jesse's eyes bug out in betrayal. "But that's what I've been telling my sister for years."
Reaching around him to smack Xander on the arm, Willow glares at him furiously. "You said you told him!"
"I uh..." Xander tries to hold in a grin. "Forgot?" But he can't even keep a straight face for the length of his sentence, breaking into a smirk at his several year con.
"If anyone laughs, I'm leaving." Preparing herself for ridicule, Amy starts to explain what her home life is like. "You know how strict my mom is, right Willow?"
The redheaded computer nerd bobs her head in quick agreement. "Yeah."
"Well now she's getting even worse. Mom has been reading Grandma's old books and they really freak me out." When the worst reaction is Jesse's muttered 'really, Amy almost sobs in relief.
"Worse than making you live on chicken broth and carrots?" Remember many afternoons of baking brownies with her, Willow is worried it's approaching Xander levels of bad parenting.
"I think my mom is trying to steal my body." The raw terror in Amy's voice is enough to stop anyone from laughing.