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Shirou's Home for Heroic Spirits (F/SN AU)

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[X] Ask Saber to leave, you've got this.
-[X] "Hey kid, want to see a magic trick?"

I've no idea why I'm voting for this. *facepalm*
 
[x] Ask Saber to leave, you've got this.
-[x] "Hey kid, want to see a magic trick?"
--[x] Trace Caliburn.
---[x] Project a big rock around the blade.
----[x] Back away slowly.
 
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[X] Ask Saber to leave, you've got this.
-[X] "Hey kid, want to see a magic trick?"
--[x] Trace Caliburn.
---[x] Project a big rock around the blade.
----[x] Back away slowly.
 
[X] Ask Saber to leave, you've got this.
-[X] "Hey kid, want to see a magic trick?"
--[x] Trace Caliburn.
---[x] Project a big rock around the blade.
----[x] Back away slowly.

This can only end well. We're going to be the Best Step-Dad Ever.
 
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[x] Ask Saber to leave, you've got this.
-[x] "Hey kid, want to see a magic trick?"
--[x] Trace Caliburn.
---[x] Project a big rock around the blade.
----[x] Back away slowly.
 
[x] Ask Saber to leave, you've got this.
-[x] "Hey kid, want to see a magic trick?"
--[x] Trace Caliburn.
---[x] Project a big rock around the blade.
----[x] Back away slowly.
 
[X] Ask Saber to leave, you've got this.
-[X] "Hey kid, want to see a magic trick?"
--[X] Trace Caliburn.
---[X] Project a big rock around the blade.
----[X] Back away slowly.

Well if she pulls Caliburn out and it counts as choosing her as 'King' of England I'd better start preparing to welcome our new overlord.
 
Kyrina said:
[X] Ask Saber to leave, you've got this.
-[X] "Hey kid, want to see a magic trick?"
--[X] Trace Caliburn.
---[X] Project a big rock around the blade.
----[X] Back away slowly.

Well if she pulls Caliburn out and it counts as choosing her as 'King' of England I'd better start preparing to welcome our new overlord.
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[X] Ask Saber to leave, you've got this.
-[X] "Hey kid, want to see a magic trick?"
--[X] Trace Caliburn.
---[X] Project a big rock around the blade.
----[X] Back away slowly.
 
Let's be fair to Arthur it wasn't like he knew Mordred was his kid. Not in the most of the versions I know of anyway.
 
I'll be as fair to Arthur as Arthur was to everyone else. :V
so Lancelot gets back to camelot
and Arthur is like whoa fuck
welcome back dude
let's have a feast
but Sir Kay busts into the room like NOT SO FAST ASSHOLE
ONE TIME WHEN YOU WERE SUPER DRUNK
YOU MADE A PLEDGE
THAT YOU WOULD NEVER EAT DINNER ON SUNDAY
UNTIL YOU HAD SOME KIND OF LUDICROUS ADVENTURE
and Arthur is like oh fuck
guess we can't eat because of my shortsighted drunken oath

but then RIGHT ON CUE
here comes some dude like hey guys
a bigass stone just appeared in the moat
AND GUESS WHAT
it has a SWORD in it
did merlin do this?
seems like his M.O.
fuck no merlin hasn't gone anywhere near these assholes in YEARS
he's off getting his dick sucked by pterodactyls in the prehistoric or some shit
who knows
he's merlin
he does what he wants

anyway they all go out to see this sword
and there is a big plaque on it
like HEY ONLY THE BEST KNIGHT EVER CAN PULL ME OUT
PS IF YOU TRY TO PULL ME OUT AND FAIL
IMA STAB YOU LATER
so Arthur is like hey lancelot
you're the best knight ever right?
go pull out this sword
and Lancelot is like fuck no
I have a REALLY ABYSMAL SELF IMAGE
also i don't want to get stabbed
and Arthur is like shit well if Lancelot can't do it
then no one can
hey Gawain see if you can do it
and Gawain
who has a habit of agreeing to EVERY SHITTY PROPOSITION
is like yeah sure
and he tries
and predictably fails
and arthur is like BALLS
now you're gonna get stabbed dude
…
hey percival try and pull out the sword
and Percival is like DUR OK
and he ALSO fails
and arthur is like DOUBLE BALLS
ok well this counts as an adventure let's have dinner
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