- Name pending Cybertronian SI Titan (Multicross) -
My... awakening, or rather, activation wasn't like I expected to start the day, much less my week.
Imagine being in a department, living a normal almost NEET-like life given the pandemic and all sorts of crap that has been going on only to sleep soundly and almost expecting to go through that again the next day, only to wake up literally in deep space, inside of a huge alien warship from a work fiction, mainly from a video game based on a TV show which was also based on a freaking, popular toyline!
I'm talking about waking up inside the bridge of the Nemesis from Transformers, especially that one that is the comatose Trypticon. at least, that's the original case I thought.
You see, my dear readers, this isn't Trypticon's Nemesis form I'm now inhabiting and controlling.
This is me.
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...
Nope! You're reading it right!
I am the ship.
Or rather I was one of many of the Nemesis Class Warships that was mainly used by the Decepticon during the beginning of the war. Trypticon just happened to adopt the form with some modifications planned in its design but overall, I was the same and instead of being or feeling like a mechanic space whale in empty vacuum, I had another body I directly control inside of my decks, alongside of my 'crew'.
Yes, I have a 'crew' for the lack of a better word.
I'm going there shortly.
My 'second' body was of a multiformer, I tested it on my idle time here alone while exploring my innards and the rest of my decks with it. A medium-sized frame with so many alt forms, including an alien-futuristic Fighter/Bomber flyer form, A truck form, and even a Tank form and that's just the beginning. Now the issue is that it lacks Robot Form..
I know; a multiformer with no Robot form?! such a travesty, right?!
Instead, it has a Beast Mode as the default form, a "feathered" dragon with the ability to hurl plasma fire. Still, no bad. Pretty badass too, the 'feathers' are mini drones that can detach and hover around, I could use them to connect with rest of my components, consoles and terminals.
I mean, I could access them without it but...
Well, moving on!
As for the 'crew'...
Ehhh..
You know. I had the feeling that this ship was meant to be used with the most minimal crew possible but calling it automated feels like an understatement given that I do have a sizeable population under my control especially- EEKK!!!
Weeeeeiiiiioooooonnnn~
Weeeeeiiiiioooooonnnn~
Weeeeeiiiiioooooon-Click!
...
"Peter!" I snarl as turned to the little Demon that just descended on my back "How many times I told you to not DO THAT!?" This is the third time it happens. I told you explicitly this little monstrosity to never come to the bridge unless it's important!"
The little 8-legged (possibly human or car-sized, I don't know, my sense of scale is screwed) freak simply stared at me blankly, with its 8 unblinking optics into my very soul- spark, whatever..
Yet, I could feel amusement and smugness radiating from him, this little nugget takes joy on make me jump by landing on my back and surprises me for when I less expect it.
Fuck you, Peter. If you weren't useful, I would have squashed you a while ago.
Ok...
...I'm calm.
What does he want now?
"Report!"
The Mechanical Spider jumped out of my back and onto the console I was using, one of its legs turned into a data stick and was inserted into the terminal. Digital Information washed over my mind, it was... really weird but I could make sense of it.
I frown
"Seriously? They're fighting again?" Peter chirped in affirmative. Ugh! I thought, they would behave if I assign them to different areas but it seems to be not the case.
Cats will be cats and dogs will be dogs.
See? I don't have a crew in the traditional sense of the word. My ship, my body, its full of reprogrammed Mechanimals of all kinds that mantain, regulate and.. well, crew my awesome-looking hull. To be more specific, I have 12.046 Mechanimals, My full compartment is for 6000 body-able crew members but I have none, only critters, the only second beast thing.
(I'm not sorry.)
They're not drones, they all have sparks, albeit smaller and primitive and their limited brain processors make them easy to reprogram and their minds enslaved to the ship computers. Well, not really enslaved but make them easy to follow complex orders from me or anybody that is a registered crewmember which is nobody at the moment except for me, "NAMEPENDING00".
Awesome name, right?
Moving on.
They all crew me and come from different shape, size, and forms, all resembling animals with vehicles and things parts added on them (they also looks like transformable Zoids, now that I think about it, much of their range weapons are in the back.) they can transform from size changeable tools, objects, guns to hoverbikes, cars, trucks, tanks, futuristic fighters and so on (again my sense of size is screwed up, so I'm really not reliable for those). Insectoids are my engineers, Mammaloids and Reptiloids are my land-based personnel who take security, and tactical, commands (boost my communication to them) and my Avianoids are the fliers, medics, and science (the last two being regelated with outfitted Energon Repair Rays and quite advanced scanning and sensors deeply connected to me.)
They're awesome little critters (again, size screw up- fuck I'm repeating myself a lot, do I?) and come in handy. However, I don't know what it is for me, still pretty good at having a maintenance crew. Some tactical material, I won't have trouble getting boarded any time soon (still going to prevent that in any given moment. Good thing I come with energy shields.)
However...
One has to note that despite having a crew and literal army of cute robot critters programmed to do very complex tasks and follow my every order and bidding through me, they're and will still behave like animals with everything that entails, I might have some kind of hivemind-like control over them and direct them to follow complex orders, they're still autonomous animals; Felinoids and Caninoids fight each other in any given opportunity they get and which is very often, much to my chagrin. The Reptilenoids and some Avianoids and insectoids hunt each other and other Mammal-based Mechanimals, Vulpinoids love to mess with everybody with their cloaking devices.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
At least, they don't leave a mess as real animals do..
That would be very unfortunate.
From what I can understand on the memory banks, the owners of this ship, The I.D.W Predaconus' Might, were Predacons- a band of Transformers with beast-like Robot Modes, no the actual ones -that joined the Decepticons with their own army of heavily programmed mechanimals to follow them and tied them to the ship controls, because of this, they didn't need Vehicons as each mechanimal do their job and maintain their ship as well used as their chosen shock troops but as the war progressed, the Mechanimals went gradually extinct and they were forced to employ vehicons, fellow cybertronians, and drones.
At that time, they didn't have installed a cloning bay and foundries decks as the technology didn't exist back then but I do have them because I don't know, reasons? Maybe have to do in replacing their numbers or that I going to lose a lot of them?
Another question for another time.
Returning to the previous topic.
The ship was supposedly destroyed with all hands after one of their own, Sky Lynx, betrayed them for personal moral reasons that involved his fellow literally cannibalizing their PoWs..
....
Yeah...
No really paint a good light to any possible descendants of Onyx Prime.
Interestingly enough, they were likely the reason why Shockwave had such a hard-on in cloning technology and do it with the actual Predacons, and because some of their members had a deep connection to the ship, made the Decepticon scientist think on making Trypticon for some reason. 'Sadly' for them, they died after the Titan came to life.
Talking about Trypticon... I might too be a Titan. Considering my body was a lifeless machine previous to its destruction. It was somehow found, repaired, and modified to have all the parts needed to become a transformer and had me installed.
During my days here I have seen my- very isolated -Computer Cores and Nerve Center and there is a huge spheroid in its center connected with a series of metal tubes and cables and displaying several holographic screens and colorful data patterns. Then I went to my power core and noticed a much larger and reinforced container attached to the walls, pulsing with energy, its center shines in bright blue light.
My Brain Module and Spark, respectively.
I saw how I look from the outside and I do have some resemblance to the Decepticon Titan's Ship Mode, even the whole hull looks like Trypticon's head and Maw. Even with those sick-looking forward "horns" which are forward rail guns, and for ramming.
With this all in mind, you must be asking, why I don't transform?
Well, dear readers! Here is the thing!
My T-Cog, an interestingly tiny thing right beneath the bridge (which looks like a much bigger version from Prime's Nemesis, which is really cool), is damaged and so I'm stuck in ship mode until I have it repaired or replaced, and search for a replacement is impossible since Titans aren't around anymore, and even if I find one I won't be going to ask them to lend me their T-cog nor I'm going to kill them for it. I'm not a butcher, and neither I'm going to salvage from their corpses. I'm not a defiler or a ghoul either.
So I'm just like my elder 'sibling.' Stuck in my alt-mode.
Joy...
At least, I have a drone body to move around.
Just... Ugh!
Out of all SI situations, this is probably the most...
... I don't know, Anticlimactic?
Weird?
Awesomely Anticlimatically Wierd.
Let's go with that: I'm a functioning battle station with an army of furrious armed critters with cloning facilities and foundry actives and capable to lay constant siege comfortably with all my weapons systems online and still have energon spared to last for a few more years.
And yet, I'm literally in the middle of nowhere! The first thing I saw after waking up was Peter of all things! (I woke up as the drone, took me two days to realize I was the ship- Titan, I'm not going to divulge that.)
Sigh
On the positive side, I'm not going native faster than I thought it would be, like Salvage or Scavenger(?) While I like being a Battleship of pure destruction incarnate, I enjoyed being a squishy monkeyman meatbag because... Well, I like- liked being me, I'm not a transhumanist but I can adapt but still don't like and it's boringly depressing to be with a bunch of literal robo-animals which reminds me how much I miss my family..
At least, they keep me company and not go insane faster, that's it, which is the only respite I have...
...
Except for you, Peter.
Yes, you! Fuck you, Peter! You made my new life miserable ever since I saw you!
Hope you're happy with yourself, 8 legged freak!
'Chirp!' Wait, w-what are you doing? Why yo- no... no!
Stay there!
Don't jump! Stay on the console!
On. The. Console!
Back! BACK! 'Chirp!'
AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!
Weeeeeiiiiioooooonnnn~~
Weeeeeiiiiioooooonnnn~~
Weeeeeiiiiioooooon--Click~!
...
Sigh
This... is my life now.
Being a Lone Titan with a Robo-Zoo for crew..
And an over-affectionate face-hugging spawn of Robo-Satan!
'Chi~irp!'
...Fuck you, Peter... out of all the companions here, you are the worst!
'Chirp~!'
- Chapter 1.1: Name pending - Ends -