- Location
- North Carolina, United States of America
How about a bitter S.I. that rants all about the pathetic dense MC's and decides to kill them?
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A teenage boy with short dark brown hair is standing on the side of the road near a phone booth, it is sunny and everything seems all right when the siren blared. He was about to run towards the nearest shelter when he got distracted by a girl with light blue hair, when a giant white feet blocked his view with a bang.
He looked up with trepidation at the colossal monster walked past by, shocking him to the core.
His shock was replaced with worry as he suddenly remembered the girl from before but as he looked back at the same spot and found neither girl nor gore. Shaking his head, worrying for his sanity, he decided to move once more.
Looking at the road he saw a red low rider headed towards his direction.
The car slowed down and he finally saw who was inside, a man with a disarming smile
"Are you Ikari Shinji?" the man asked with a wry smile
"Yes, that's me" Shinji answered feeling relieved that this might be the person to take him to his father and wondering about the woman in the picture, he was going to ask about her...
BANG!
Shinji was shocked by loud sound until he coughed out blood and looked down his chest and he saw blood spreading through his white shirt, as different emotions ran through his mind. He looked towards the man and froze as he saw him holding a gun pointed at him and finally realized that he was shot by the man.
Finally his leg gave out on him and he fell on his back, his body weak and getting cold, his eyes asking why.
Shinji laid there slowly withering away as the man got out of the car, walked to the back of his car and opened up the trunk. The man took out a white plastic container as he opened it while walking towards Shinji.
Standing over Shinji the man looked directly at Shinji's inquiring eyes
"Sorry kid, it's just that I hate you and I specially hate your father but I know that you have already accepted your death and I know all about your suicidal thoughts" the man answered him like he was speaking about the weather. Lifting up the white container, he started dumping its contents all over Shinji's body
"If you are wondering about what am I pouring all over you, let's just say I am dissolving you, would not want your father to clone you or something now would we?, tehee ;P" said the man to Shinji, pretending to be a cute school girl
Tehee!? tehee your mother you psycho tehee your whole family, was the last thoughts of Shinji as he died and started to dissolve into nothingness.
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Cruising away from the crime scene the man was thankful he met up with an old man named Rick first to get that meltaliquid in exchange for some crystals... crystal meth that is.
In this particular case, murdering Shinji Ikari really does solve most of the large scale problems. He's actually pretty devastatingly important to Instrumentality, in most of the versions of the series. If nothing else, Gendo would likely immediately stop playing along because his reason for assisting with Third Impact has just been removed from the situation, as Shinji is the only one able to pilot Unit 01...Do note that I'm working off a blurred-together mess of different versions of Evangelion, because keeping them straight is spectacularly hard. Just know that there's at least one version where killing Shinji really does prevent Third Impact. Might doom humanity because SEELE are a massive bag of dicks and might break NERV and similar institutions because their plan failed, but it does stop Third Impact.
And this is why jumpchain adding fanfic jump options was controversial: because people were worried that SI writers would get offended at jumpchainers writing stories about SI's getting brutally murdered.
But the only reason that would've been an issue is because of morally and socially horrible SI's in the first place.
Except he's not killing him because of his problems, he's killing him because he thinks its fun and hates Shinji.
Also, it is quite creepy that the story recognizes that a man is pretending to be a teenage girl.
One, the edge is slippery and dulled to a certain point.
Two, might as well since I am lazy
Three, hypocrisy exist in everything, the bashing won't be necessary as long as the cast don't go ooc but stay true to their character without fan bias or fan delusions of what they think that character should have the personality and behavior of.
Four, I fell off the edge a long time ago that all I hear are the shouts of angry marines.
One, no, that is some nanomolecular edge you had there.
Two, I'm not actually the type of person to slam fanfic for grammar...
Three, there's hypocrisy and then there's being Pharisee McPhariseeman from Phariseeville, in the United States of Aphariseeca, on Planet Pharisee in the Pharisee Galaxy in the Hypocrisyverse. This point isn't actually relevant, I was just having fun with it. But seriously, if you're just going to go around murdering characters you don't like, then its by default a shit story because you're doing nothing but bashing and bashing isn't that fun when its all thats holding a story together.
Four, no, you're literally walking on a monomolecular edge.
Seriously, just... there's no real excuse to ever kill an average loner teenager by shooting them in the chest then disolving them in acid.
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