The following is a short story by a "Foobar Lovelace", who in his own words "Wanted to write a worse story than My Immortal".
Chapter one: The Beginning
"So, you're the famous author of 'My Immortal'?" You ask.
"Yes," he says. "I'm just writing an introduction for your book."
"Oh? What's it about? I've never heard of you before."
"Well, my name isn't really Foobar. It's just a pen name I used when I was younger. Anyway, it's about a girl named Emily and her life as she grows up in the small town of Frying Pan Valley. It's a coming of age story, with a twist at the end. It should be a bestseller for sure. I don't even know why I'm writing this, it's not like you'll actually read it. You're just a character in a story, after all."
"Wait. Are you that kid from that movie 'The Village'?"
"Yeah, that was me. Anyway, the name's not important. Why don't you go back to talking to that strange man in the top hat? He's been staring at me ever since I got here."
"Who is that? Is he a famous author or something?"
"Yeah. His name is Sir Doyle. He's the author of the Sherlock Holmes books."
"Oh, I like those! Wait a minute, why is he staring at you?"
"No! Not like that!"
"Oh. Well, he's a creepy looking guy. I don't want him writing any stories about me. Let's just get out of here."
You walk over to talk to Sir Doyle.
"Hello," says Sir Doyle. "I am the writer of the Sherlock Holmes series. I've read a few of your books, and you're a very good writer. Would you like to know how I became such a great writer?"
"Uh... sure." You aren't exactly sure what's coming next.
"I'll tell you how. I made a deal with a demon. Mephistopheles of Hell, to be exact. In exchange for my soul, he would grant me the ability to write novels which would be best sellers and help spread evil throughout the world."
You take a step back.
"Are... are you serious?" you ask.
"Of course I am! You're in Hell, everything here is serious!" exclaims Sir Doyle.
"Then... I'm in trouble," you say.
"Yeah, you are. I like you though. You're a good person, and I can tell. For some reason, I just don't like that author over there."
You look over at the "Foobar" guy. He's still writing, but he's turned in your direction and he doesn't look very happy. He starts to walk over to you.
Chapter two: The Meeting
"So, you're the one who stole my idea," says "Foobar". "I should've known that someone else would get there first. It's not like my story was that great to begin with."
"I didn't steal your idea," you say. "This isn't even a novel."
"What? Of course it is! It's written in chapters, and it has dialogues between characters!"
"No, this is a notebook. It isn't even a story, it's just notes! I'm actually writing a novel, it's just not done yet."
"So let me guess," says "Foobar". "A story about a vampire that has angst and falls in love with a human girl?"
"Uh... sort of, but it's my..."
"I wrote that idea over ten years ago! Don't you think I had the right to write it first? You should've asked me for permission! I would've said yes, because I'm a nice guy."
"But this isn't even a story! It's just a rough draft!!" you say. "Besides, how could you have written it ten years ago if you've been trapped in Hell for the past few hundred years?"
"I didn't say I finished it ten years ago," "Foobar" smirks. "And as for how I could've written it then... I wrote it ahead of time."
"What do you mean? like... the future?" you ask.
"No, not the future. Just... another possibility. One that didn't happen because my soul belongs to Satan now. But, if things had gone a little differently, that's the path I would've taken. I wrote it in my journal, and then I decided to leave it behind. Just in case someone found it, they could use it. And you did."
"So wait. You mean to tell me someone else wrote this story? And they just left it here for anyone to read?"
"Not just anyone. Someone with a connection to Hell. This is only accessible from here. Oh, I forgot to mention, this isn't the actual story. It's a rough draft. The actual story is somewhere in the luciferase fortress. I wrote it in blood on the walls of a sealed off room. FInd it if you can, and be prepared to be scared. Well, not as scared as the poor guy who's trapped in there. I feel sorry for the poor guy. But hey, at least I tried, right?"
"I don't believe you. This is complete B.S. You're just trying to scare me."
"You wanna bet? I'm serious. You don't have much to loose, the way I see it. Your life got pretty bad pretty quick. I'd say finding out your mom's a succubus and your dad's a demon is a little more interesting than the concept of God and Heaven. I mean, Heaven is for dead people, and you're more or less alive.
Chapter three: Hell House
"So, what happens now?" you ask. "You going to rip my soul out and drag me to Hell?"
"What? No. I'm offering you a deal. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. You help me out, and I'll give you something you want."
"What could you give me?"
"I have no idea. You'd have to tell me what you want, and we can negotiate from there."
"I just want to get out of here. Can you do that?"
"Yeah, I can probably do that," he smiles.
"So... that's it? I walk out of here, and you don't come after me?" you ask.
"Well... not exactly. I still have to nail down the specifics of my plan. I'll come find you when I'm ready."
"I'm not going to tell you anything. I'm just going to leave, and you aren't going to follow me."
"Well... I guess I can respect that. Apologies for the inconvenience. I'll be in contact soon.
Chapter four: The offer
You wake up, and find that it's a new day. You don't have classes today, which means you can sleep in if you want to. But then again, you didn't really sleep so much as you were hypnotized... or something. It's hard to say.
"Well, that was a waste of time," you say aloud to yourself. "If I'm going crazy, at least I'm not any more productive of a crazy person."
You hear footsteps approaching your room, and you get up to see who it is. It's definitely not your mom this time. The footsteps are too heavy. You get up, walk to the edge of your door, and peak outside. You see a short, pale figure with long black hair and a black hoodie. The figure looks at you, and beckons you forward with a wave of their hand. You stare in disbelief for a moment... then a second figure appears in the hallway, and you jump back to avoid being seen. This new figure is very tall, with long, shaggy brown hair and dressed in what appears to be medieval clothing. He waves at you to come forth, and gives a warm smile.
"Hello," he says.
You don't say anything. You just stand against the wall, wondering if you're about to be killed. The tall man steps forward.
"Hello," he says again.
"Who are you?" you ask.
"Oh, how rude of me. I never introduced myself. I am Count Grey. And you are?"
"I'm Jack."
"Why, hello Jack. I'm glad to meet you."
The tall man, Count Grey, extends his hand. You step forward, and shake it. His grip is incredibly firm, nearly to the point of hurting you. If you were any less strong willed you'd probably cry at the thought of breaking such a firm grip.
"So... you're a Count, huh?"
"Indeed. Though I haven't been called that in quite some time. I generally go by Professor Incarus. Son of the morning, servant of the night, lord of the shadows, vampire."