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Prompt: Unknowingly to Batman, ROB gives Bruce Wayne "Defeat Means Friendship" trope/ability, and it works both ways.




Prompt:Taylor gains the powers of Rikudo Sennin(Sage of Six Paths)and starts giving out chakra to ordinary people in the hopes that they can use it to simply defend themselves and gain a connection with one another.
What could possibly go wrong?
(I personally think she is to cynic to try this)
 
3000 years later, the plot of Naruto happens.

They use this to defend themselves from the real assholes. Gangs that commit rape, murder, kidnapping, racketeering, extortion, drug pushing etc(calling the PRT and Protectorate no better than a gang is REALLY overstating things)

Plus the people she'll give chakra too won't be scum like them
 
Plus the people she'll give chakra too won't be scum like them


That didn't work out so well for the Sage if I recall. I'm not saying it's not possible that good things would come with Taylor giving everyone chakra, but well, I doubt everything would be all roses and peaches or whatever that saying is.

Think of it like this, in a world like earth bet. Is it easier being a Hero, or a Villain?
 
Please tell me Taylor remains in control of her bugs. I want to see Taylor 'lolnope' the Goa'uld by threatening her own body with painful bug bites. Honestly, this is one of the few times I would ever want to read Taylorwank.

I actually did that concept long ago. :p Although it was more about the Goa'uld being similar enough to a bug to count to her control and senses.

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A Queen is made
1.2
StargateSG1xWorm
Egeria!Taylor
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"...I'm sorry I have to do this too you Taylor, You have lost so much already... But my children have been without me for a long time. And your world is in grave danger." She said, while I just rode along as a passenger to her control.

And then we sagged against the sink and I splayed my hands out to catch myself...

Hey...

"I can move?" I said in wonder after the past few moments.

I looked back at the mirror that was starting to fog back up.

"Rubber baby buggy bumpers..." I tried and was shocked that I had control again!

"What the hell is going on?"

I felt the tingling again and the loss of control of my limbs, "Taylor, we should probably finish bathing. I can explain more to you afterwords." She said.

The transition back to control was less jarring this time and I wet my dry lips and nodded.

A few minutes later I dried my hair and slipped into my room.

She took control again and started rummaging through my closet looking for something.

"Gah, human fashion is so strange!" She Kept rummaging around while I mentally tapped my foot in exasperation.

When she reached the end of the pole she sighed, "This will be a problem. But for now I'll defer to your judgement."

She probably could read my thoughts too, as she went over to the dresser and selected a normal white T-shirt and some denim shorts.

Finally attired we made our way downstairs and popped into the den with the Computer.

She shook her head at the ancient machine and then got to work typing away with gusto.

I could barely even follow the screen changes she was so fast typing.

It was like watching a hacker in the movies go... I didn't even know this machine could go this fast!

After a few minutes she stopped and the page on display was talking about Egypt.

"It's not here." She said.

She let me back in, "What's not here?"

We switched again, "The Chapai. It's a big ring."

"Like for your finger?"

She shook her head, "No. It's over three meter wide. You could probably drive Daniel's car through it."

"What's so special about it?" I asked.

"It allows nearly instantaneous transport across the galaxy. You dont know this, but I'm not from Earth."

I gaped for a minute, "Really?"

"Yes."

"What are you doing on Earth then?"

She shrugged, "It wasn't by choice. I had several philosophical differences with others in my race, and they decided to imprison me and lock me away somewhere. Then you woke me up by breaking my prison open and you can imagine my shock at being here of all places."

I didn't have much to say to that.

"This is quite bad. Without the Chapai, I cant get my children and bring in an extermination force."

My blood ran cold at the though, "Extermination force? Like kill all the humans?"

She laughed! "No child. You have a very bad infestation on this planet. It looks very much like something Ra or maybe Ba'al might have unleashed."

My skin felt like it was crawling, "What kind of infestation?"

"Well you have one. It's dormant for now. It masquerades as a symbiotic growth in the brain. It can give you fantastic power beyond normal means, but its really like a parasite. It uses you. Guides you. Encourages you to do it's bidding."

I shuddered and scratched my hair in revulsion, "Am I going to die?"

"Someday child. We all die. But the growth wont be the thing that ultimately kills all the humans. The ones who control them are." She started typing away at the Keyboard until a blurry picture of Scion shows up, "I suspect that He is the one in control."
 
"Someday child. We all die. But the growth wont be the thing that ultimately kills all the humans. The ones who control them are." She started typing away at the Keyboard until a blurry picture of Scion shows up, "I suspect that He is the one in control."

Two problems:
  1. IIRC, Scion can't be photographed.
  2. Having access to Taylor's headspace, she should know better than to start claiming Scion as her enemy. At this point in time, Scion is still viewed as a good (if largely brain damaged) cape.
 
Two problems:
  1. IIRC, Scion can't be photographed.
  2. Having access to Taylor's headspace, she should know better than to start claiming Scion as her enemy. At this point in time, Scion is still viewed as a good (if largely brain damaged) cape.
1. Oops. At least it's blurry.

2. Taylor is a bit freaked out anyway right now. It's not like revealing the worlds most powerful superhero is a bad guy is that much more of a shock.

But really it came down to the fact that I had very little idea where to go with this beyond the initial snip I wrote yesterday. It was just a cute little fantasy Whatif scenario that I liked. Grander plot it really didn't have.

The bigger questions are just how her Jar/Prison came to be on Earth-Bet rather than Earth-Stargate.
 
Taylor triggers as is Haruhi Suzumiya. The Undersiders become her SOS Brigade Equivalent, with Rachel as Yuki, Lisa as Mikuru, Regent as Itsuki, Brian and Aisha as Sliders, and a Token normal as Kyon. Possibly Emma
 
Prompt: All of the Taylors that were given a significant other in fan fiction go on a date with said significant other. At the same inter-dimensional restaurant. At the same time.
 
Prompt: All of the Taylors that were given a significant other in fan fiction go on a date with said significant other. At the same inter-dimensional restaurant. At the same time.
I had an Idea like that, except more of a sample of every pairing so that the area isn't flooded with Panacea.

Taylor never triggers, and is instead a Nasuverse Style Rune-Mage. She ends up trying to steal the Cape Name Rune from said Nazi, beats Jack with her houses passive defenses, achieves space travel, and ends up re/creating the Black Barrel to Kill Zion.
 
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I had an Idea like that, except more of a sample of every pairing so that the area isn't flooded with Panacea.

Taylor never triggers, and is instead a Nasuverse Style Rune-Mage. She ends up trying to steal the Cape Name Rune from said Nazi, beats Jack with her houses passive defenses, achieves space travel, and ends up re/creating the Black Barrel to Kill Zion.
Every thing but the last one works....that ones not really feasible.
 
Crack prompt: Taylor triggers with Doormaker's shard, and then travels to the Earths of the other Taylors featured in this thread.

Taylor waved. "Hi Taylor!"
Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, and Taylor glanced at each other in confusion before pointing at a random Taylor and asking "Her? Me? Who?"
Taylor grinned and rolled her eyes. "Yeah!"
There was much groaning to be had, and when Lisa barged into the room she immediately turned right back around with a stream of Nopes following her.
Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, and Taylor all shrugged and gave various grunts of "I dunno?" to each other.
"Hey girls, I have an idea!" Taylor shouted, waving her hand around in the air enthusiastically.
"Did it hurt?" another Taylor asked, concerned.
"Grrr..."
"What was your idea?"
"LET'S WATCH KUNG FU PANDA!"
-.-.-
By the time the seven or eight Taylors got their breath back, the movie was over. "Wow, that was fun!"
"Best idea ever, Taylor!"
"Thanks!"
"Hey, stop taking credit for my ideas!"
"But-"
"STOP FIGHTING!"
"BUT FIGHTING IS FUN!"
"PUNCHING PEOPLE IS FUN!!"
Taylor sighed, closed her eyes, and started massaging her temples. "This is going to give me such a headache..."
 
Kirby somehow absorbs Khorne. Kid Buu absorbs Nurgle. Both descend on the Imperium. Literal chaos ensues.
 
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I've been thinking of a Rayman Worm crossover

Probably would start with Polokus>Entities or Polokus was an Entity that Evolved and had some sort of epiphany and now protects ALL forms of life, and he created his own Universe and stuff so no Entropy threat there. But has severly limited himself so that he does not fall into thinking other lifes are lesser and insignificant he sealed off his power with the four masks

Then someone. Taylor? Starts dreaming of that world and cue cross
 
I've been thinking of a Rayman Worm crossover

Probably would start with Polokus>Entities or Polokus was an Entity that Evolved and had some sort of epiphany and now protects ALL forms of life, and he created his own Universe and stuff so no Entropy threat there. But has severly limited himself so that he does not fall into thinking other lifes are lesser and insignificant he sealed off his power with the four masks

Then someone. Taylor? Starts dreaming of that world and cue cross

How about just giving someone the power and body type of Rayman? Definitely a Case 53 type.
 
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